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This thread is too funny.

Hahahahaha. This is strangely hilarious to me. I can almost taste the uncertainty coming from people viewing this thread.
They don't know whether to argue with tensazangetsu20 or not

RZArecta2:
Does Obagoal intend using this his moto for taxify ? I don't want to believe say the moto spoil and that vicinity is where his trusted mechanic works from

Obagoal. That was the number. Thanks.

Been dying of laughter here since.

diportivo:
one giant overpampered baby


a full squad of cane brandishing nannies


what a story line

I went to the Taxify inspection grounds yesterday with a friend, and while waiting around for the inspectors to get to us, heard a low rumble that seemed to come from the sky. Looking to my right, I was immediately dazzled by this beauty. It is the beefiest looking car I have ever seen. On questioning someone nearby, he said the Porsche, which has the MANSORY badge in about two dozen places, was owned by Obafemi Martins. I was compelled to believe because the thinly veiled plate number started with OBA...something.

A quick internet search told me that car cost $350,000 (starting price). I could only imagine how much it cost to clear this at our ports.

Some more on the car. I have never seen carbon fibre except on youtube, but I think this Porsche has more carbon fibre than I will ever see.

Everything was accented with carbon fibre. The side skirts are pure carbon fibre. The hood was completely underlined with the material too. I was wowed. The tyres were the widest I'd ever seen too. The windows were heavily tinted but when I tried to look in, i saw an interior accented with chrome and carbon fibre. I managed to take these pictures from afar because I didn't want to look too poor ogling somebody's car.

I had no idea what that car was doing in that exposed place though. I forgot to ask -_-

Addendum : My Lord, you guys need to hear that exhaust note. It's growl was a marriage between a thunder's rumble and a lion's roar. Apparently, this mighty beast is 800horses!


Poverty is a crime sha. And a sin.

Pure speculation. Not once has he been pictured in any of the cars you listed up there. I wonder where your info came from.

Sagay212:
What is the essence of this thread as regards to the topic. If you want to advertise your workshop why don't you just go straight to the point.

How do people belive you now when you can't be simply honest with ordinary advert

I agree. For all you know, dollar may be N1000 by this time next year, then our 2m will only buy golf

SmartToyota:
Save up the money first, by then you'd have choices

HendriXI, This has been an illuminating thread.
I'm really sorry about all the money you had to spend before you discovered the error was in your instrument cluster, especially with this Buhari economy. Was in a situation like that last year, and had to sell off the car with good conscience after it was finally fixed because I couldn't stand to look at it again .

But wait o, I'm surprised Kingreign asked for a new transmission. It seemed like such a stretch when OP said it.

If you don't mind Kingreign, could you tell us what led to this rationale?

Great!

AutoElectNG:
I fixed the drain.

It is now 0.04 amps 5 minutes after shut down

Hello bros. If you don't mind, could u share the location and/or cost of the painting of your BMW? A friend of mine needs to refresh his car paint soon and I told him I'd ask you (as per our NL Oga) since you obviously go with only the best quality painters

Me sef I'm saving towards a BMW later this year, and I'll need the info for myself too. Thanks in advance.

Shagati:
Thanks for the kind words dear sir.
This also serves as motivation to actually do more

Cheers Bro

Zoharariel:
Saintjoel - The truth is I used to have your number saved on my phone because I was (and still) planning to import a used 2005 M3 from Germany through Kakaki.

I had already planned that once this machine lands in Lagos, you (Saintjoel) will handle the clearing but unfortunately I regret to inform you that due to Mr. Chukel sad & bitter experience with you, you will no longer be in the picture.

Lol. What is this nonsense? Why didn't you just keep quiet and preserve your dignity?

When is the event? Lazy blogging.

All these brand new cards?? I hear. Scam.

If the only reason you are well mannered is because of your religion, maybe you need to take a good look at yourself again. If you cannot command common human decency without calling your religion, your religiosity is false. Atheists who are well mannered are better than you then because they don't need a quran to be sensible.


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Sarkin:
No matter what you trolls say over here, it doesn't change that Islam is the fastest growing religion and the way of God.
I am a Muslim and I reckon that that's why I'm such a good and well mannered person.

Oh.Wow. Ok, Thanks

Almaiga:
I advice you get the 318 for better fuel economy. If you need power, the one with 2.5ltr Engine will do. I wanted to convert mine to 1.8ltr Engine, for better fuel economy. But I was told, I'll have to buy a complete Engine and Gear Box. I will also need a new brain box and the harness wire.
When I look at the cost of all these, I decided to stick to the Engine spec that came with the Car to save cost.

Almaiga:
From my observation, the fuel consumption in this present Engine is similar to the previous one.
This is a 6 cylinder 2.5ltr Engine, the fuel consumption can not be same as a 4 cylinder Engine. But I'll rate it's fuel consumption OK, for a 6 cylinder Engine.

OK. I want to get this car and use it for a few years. Just wondering if to use the 318 or try something new and do the 325, but I'm not sure how crazy the fuel consumption is. Previously, I've used 1.8l engines.

(Plus when Buhari goes, they may finally remove subsidy and fuel price will skyrocket)

Almaiga:
I installed a new 2.5ltr engine and it's parformance is great.

What of fuel consumption?

lool

diportivo:
these pictures don't do justice to this car

the camera is for a 4500 itel phone

Lol. This Innoson is about 8 - 11m. It's their tiny sedan that's 3.5

Mehn. I hope this paint job will be good quality !

Shagati:
Some more boring body sanding pics
Dumo1 (Monitor-in-chief) come and see updates now o
Ehen!

You want to change your transmission because you are afraid of failure. Is this guy joking?

princevih:
no... At least not yet, bt i hear ppl saying d auto tranny is nt reliable, it can disappoint u anytym. I dnt wnt a situation whrby am on a major road or am traveling nd d brake starts malfunctioning. Tnks

Each generation is uglier than the previous one.

Is the engine upgraded to account for the increased weight?

HigherEd:
Well if they try that, the churches can easily centralise all their income in the US where Churches are exempted by law to pay tax. The foreign income from foreign stations would be diverted to USA and the Church reserves will also relocate to a more friendlier country. That I believe can hurt the Nigerian economy...(I tell you, if winners moves her reserves away from Nigeria at once, the bank holding the money will feel it)

They can lay hands on the offerings from Nigeria, but churches could make it harder for them by convincing members to pay online and route it to foreign accounts.

But then sef Winners pays taxes in other countries so no shaking. And Oyedepo has said the church is willing to pay taxes in Nigeria as long as the Muslims(Mosques) are included. Although he still makes a good point that canaanland provides its own water, electricity, road, schools, security etc so what is govt taxing them for exactly, especially since members already paid tax of the income they are tithing...

Personally I would forever stand against taxation of churches, the Anglicans, Ecwas, Baptist, Methodist are not as funded as the LFC, Christ embassy of this world. In the event of taxation it is the Orthodox they would catch, much of the Pentecostals can easily evade because of their foreign stations.

You just simply outlined how a religious body who is suppose to give to ceasar what is ceasar's should avoid paying lawful tax. If your comment isn't a product of prosperity Gospel taking root to the exclusion of all else, I wonder what is.

InvertedHammer:
Some people type IVM but in their minds they are thinking Igbo.

Even if Innoson builds a ferrari, it will never be good enough.

Some of them have never hitched a ride in IVM vehicles before but are quick to write them off.

It is not about the vehicles' performance fellas. Hate is the only driving force.

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You couldn't even offer up a defence for Osinbajo, you just castigated GEJ more. I see you.

Kang2616:
Who is Reno Omokri? He is an aide to Ex president Goodluck Jonathan, Don't forget Jonathan led administration brings us Bokoharam and insurgency here and there. Don't Forget The monies meant for arm deal being looted by Jonathans, Don't Forget PMB came and bought Tucano to fight Insurgency, Don't Forget PDP are just useful in looting and lien. No AMOUNT of lies can stop me from loving Prof. Yemi Osinbajo

They didn't add 'wife' to the 'survived by', because it was the wife who ended his survival. Pity. God save the dead.

E46. A beautiful car. It will be my next.

Post the VIN first let's see if it's clean. My kid can't be driving accidented toy car

Just saw the video. Thst wasn't the actual video I watched. They had the Nokia in a glass box filled with gas fumes outdoors and called it. Next thing, box exploded.

I'm not sure about the details of a POS, but remember you pay before they start to use the pump where a POS is available. At least in Nigeria.