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I never said cellphones caused fires. The static electricity is generated when a phone rings or vibrates. This is why it's not advisable to fuel your generator while using your phone.

Please don't say it's a myth. When a tanker fell a few years ago and burned, before I ever saw the mythbuster episode, a survivor was reported in the papers as saying that as they were scooping fuel, the last thing he heard was a Nokia ring tone.

Don't forget that these things aren't supposed to happen 100% of the time, there's simply a very high risk factor.

When a phone rings, it generates some sort of static electricity which is dangerous in a sensitive place filled with gas fumes like a filling station. A fire could easily start in such a situation. If you put fuel gas inside a small enclosure, and call a phone which is also locked in that enclosure, there'd be an explosion once the phone rings. It was tested on MythBusters and it was confirmed dangerous.

Even opening and closing doors while you're buying fuel is dangerous, because the door gaps generate small static which could possibly lead to a fire.

Not cool bro. Don't make jokes like this please. Rape isn't a laughing matter.

forreelinc:
why is rape always on my mind when i see toke?

HIan. Better calm down.

Akathriel:
Tell me, what brand is your present car? I sure say e no go pass kia rio or elantra or any of those useless japanese bicycles. Dem no born you well make you discard your present car for IVM if na Bmw, Benz or Audi you dey drive.

The only way I can use my money to buy IVM is if the company will dash me €3Million along with the useless car. I'm sorry, but it's called "choice" bro!

dancok:
bro don't mind people telling u u should sell it as scrap o, they said that to me too, ur car can com back to life even better than b4, but money will involve, it worth it only if u plan to use for more years

How exactly is he still a lawyer? Why wasn't he debarred upon conviction So this judge will release this criminal to practice lawyer after he leaves prison.

What a wow

Lagos. It comes from dogs. The fly lays the eggs on dogs, and the dogs transfer it when they come into prolonged contact with you. I have grown up with dogs all my life, so there was a chance this might happen

1Sharon:
Where the hell do you lot live?

calculusx:
Mexicans at work. It's a common practice and Copart can't claim they are not aware. It's advisable to buy Insurance damage Cars when buying from Copart. I prefer buying from IAAI than Copart though. Really insightful

How can one differentiate insurance damage?

wow

kingreign:
Finished product.


Note: picture was taken prior to installation of rear reflectors and proper alignment of rain wipers

cc: enitiObanke, camaro et al

Have you heard from both sides of the argument?

All of a sudden, 20year old car na banger. So when we complain of new cars with their unnecessary electronics, we should also complain of old cars because them be banger. Ok, car doctor

cardoctor:
I left this forum because of too many ignoramuses like this op on NL. From this lengthy epistle, I believe he should be able to fix his own car without getting any technician involved. Why come here to critcise someones efforts in trying to fix your 20 year old banger in this modern age. The challenges are many, even for the so called experts in the way things work in Naija. Car owners with empty pickets shouldnt be owning cars.

Then tell the truth and clear all doubt. This topic should have ended on the first page. Personally, the OP seems truly aggrieved, but I was also expecting you, as the professional with a reputation to protect, to give your side and clear all doubt. All these lengthy talk gives room for diverse interpretation of things that have yet to be said.

mayor2013:
It is not my policy to join issues with clients but when it comes to my intergrity and competence, I do. While I will try not to bug you with an epistle, I will like to ask the original poster some pertinent questions of which i demand answers

1) when did this car came into our facility?
2) what complains did you give first over the phone before coming?
3) why was honmusa not able to fix your car after the lengthy schooling?
4) how many months after was this complain?
5) what compromises on your car were discovered by our engineers?
6)how much did you pay for this fix?

You are being economical with the truth and I owe you no apology

Asides from the unbeatable Dancok burnt golf 4 thread, this quote here is one of the funniest thing I have ever read here

thebigkendo:
Ghen ghen ghen!!!! and the plot goes deeper..


baby boy for life!!!! from 2001 - 2002, According to my calculations by may-june 2026... You will be on 03 EOD

Just kidding ni oh

Mrdigitech:
Bro Kazeems hardly detect overcharging systems broh...Their own is to disconnect one part of your battery terminal, if the vehicle failed to stall, they will conclude that the alternator is working. Can you imagine me travelling 500km non stop with the alternator giving close to 30 volts, the battery would have probably exploded due to non stop overcharging. A battery charger once told me of a story like that. In fact, I didn't take the vehicle for him to fix the charging system for me, I took it for EGR fix and he decided on his own to check the charging system. You need to see how superbright my headlight was at night during the overcharging debacle, you will think my Car is those night crusade lights you see at camps...Superbright and intimidating.... I was even happy thinking I was using a powerful alternator, not knowing the charging system was sending out harmful voltages...

Jonathan, with all his corruption is a better man than Buhari will ever be. Buhari's incompetence is worse than corruption. The man even corrupt join. This is one of the most lawless democratic government we have ever had as a country.

fiizznation:
Yeah I sincerely agree with you. Buhari performed below our expectations, but as things still stand, buhari is "still" the best option we have. I don't even know why the man is this lucky. You underperformed and folks will be left with no option than to vote for you..

I guess some people are very lucky in life.

The thing that is mangled in the picture is definitely not a Keke. That's a small shuttle bus, but she was clearly pictured in a keke.




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PrettyCrystal:
An accident survivor, ‎Eneh Ogechi‎ is filled with appreciation to God following the recent horrible tragedy. The young lady based in Enugu state - was involved in a ghastly accident after a truck crashed into the tricycle she was in and totally crushed it. The accident occured moments after she took a selfie in the tricycle as she came out from the crash in one piece.

Below is what she shared on Facebook;

Please oooo my people help me thank God for saving me from this Terrible accident I don't know what and where I would have been by now but here I am typing with my own hands I can't thank you enough father for your mercies and love I thank you..

##Bus smashed to this extent and I survived ## Am a survival

Yes I survived...Oluwa got my back...

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/lady-survives-horrible-accident-after-truck-crushed-their-tricycle.html

Lol.

I was born, brought up and live in Lagos. I have travelled and seen what governance means in other states. Lagos is a dump. Fakest megacity of all time. Lagos is the trendsetter in mediocrity. It has a big economy, but cannot support it. From frivolous taxes and smoky budgets to rent seeking by the great Jagaban.

Ambode routinely evicts people from their communities, people get killed in the process and nothing happens, nobody goes to jail for it. Land for building is more precious than human life and you're here hailing a swathe of land that is being commissioned.

Oya go and eat the Lekki free trade zone na.

gbemoh:
Lol, how often are you in Lagos, or you just stay on nairaland read rubbish and spew them out.

Do you even know that the Lekki Free Trade Zone, is the main project being commisioned today ? But no you see pics of the terminal and the spirit of hate decide to rest on your ranting soul.

If you a lagosian who lives and resides here, please take a seat and shut up.

Only Lagos people hail bus parks as dividends of democracy. They have never wondered how their money is spent or how Lagos' 1trillion budget is embezzled.


Build them a flyover to reduce their traffic time from 6 hrs to 5hrs and they'll begin to foam at the mouth with praise for their governor.

Keep paying your outrageous land use charge, bore hole tax and other nonsense while living in a stinky, stuffy state with roads like toothpicks.


Eko O no Baje

LOL

All my life I'd always grown up around dogs. Dogs pick up the parasite from sand, and I used to play around/with dogs a little too much. This happened once sha, when i was in sec school. It really hurt me for days(in my shoulder) before a teacher at school realised what it was.

1Sharon:
Where the hell do you lot live?

It comes from dogs. I have had this happen to me before. It was just one, in my shoulders. Painful as shit.

Ignore your parents for a bit. I grew up like this, and the instant I moved out, I nearly stopped speaking to them. Now they beg me to come visit at my own time. My younger sister would have been like you, but she has more mind, got a good job and now finds different excuses to not visit because they nearly babied her to death. They'll keep us inside and it's not like they'd even give us money. It's been months she last saw them. I have no regrets, what you sow is what you reap. They oveeprotected us for the first two decades of our lives, it's now time for us to show our independence for another two decades.

Do yourself a favour and break out and become independent on your terms before they baby you to depression and eternal singlehoodor a bad marriage. You should have done this at 28 sef. Take your life back!

Please not saying you should break contact with your parents o. Naturally, I don't miss people or have a compulsion to visit people, so it's natural for me to not call or visit my parents. I don't even have more than one friend I have ever visited because I like my privacy and peace too much. If I were the lovey dovey romantic time, I'd be visiting them more, but im not and they know this.

Wow. The fins are gone

oluwaseunla:
Most cases of blown head gasket in our environment results from overheating. Sadly, because of the anti-thermostat gang, many people don't know how to troubleshoot overheating, other than removing thermostat and running fans direct, ignoring other components of the cooling system.

Prevention is always better than cure.

Sludge issues (ERROR OIL PRESSURE with the red light, not yellow light) is a known problem with the Passat B6 generation TSI engines (2006-2010 or so) . I dealt with it when i had the car. Once you have the issue, the engine is more or less condemned. Abroad, they'd just switch out the engine because once the error shows up, there's no sure way of fixing it. You can only clean it and hope.

Bad times, but by God, that was an awesome car.

When you're getting a Passat, err on the side of caution and get an FSI. The engine is like 400k or so. The TSI engine is more than 1m

Funny thing is, I've been to Sikkens at Akoka before just to gauge the quality of their work. I remember looking at a couple of black SUVs they were painting. It looked so inky black that I was not impressed on closer inspection, especially as the reflections from the paint were slightly rippled (like water) and not like a mirror. My friend was impressed until I took him out again and showed him the quality and character of paint on my 20yr old golf 3.

I have not seen a Nigerian painter that would really impress me sha, but I hope to find one.

They are not genuinely cleared. Don't do it.

Bizzyliss:
Pls i wanna ask how cotonou cars are been genuinely cleared and be used with the disturbance of custom officers. I intend getting one from there this week. Pls experienced nairlanders should help out here. Thanks and also i need some one trusted to help me get that

It looks divine.

Cosplay:
Exquisite.

autojosh:
AutoJosh’s take on the issue between Hayastark and Cars45 which has been trending on Nairaland is rather late but better than never.

I absolutely agree that a fraud was committed which is disheartening. Car buyers in Nigeria are frequently susceptible to deception; this is what always prompts me to write and publish several articles that can help protect the next victim from being preyed upon. Some of these articles can be found at the end of this post...

Wow. I don't even know what to say again.

Thanks!!

I will be buying a clean title e46 325i soon, but I'm sure this would come in handy. I have never actually painted a car because all the paint jobs I've seen are trash. I have even been to Sikkens at Akoka to look at their work...and i left very unimpressed. Hope you don't mind sharing location/number or something. Hopefully, their quality still dey kampe

Shagati:
In bold above

I have only ever owned German cars.

This issue the OP is talking is what i notice each time I have to drive a friend or colleague's Toyota. I thought it was a gear issue with the first car, but It has happened on every toyota I have driven, so now i just assumed it's the poor workmanship of the tranny. On my cars (Golf, Passat), shifting is instantaneous and even exaggerated.

On Toyota, RPM runs high when I depress the pedal suddenly without any corresponding change in speed, so I have to remove leg and wait a few seconds before car will respond.

If this is OP's first toyota, maybe he hasn't just gotten used to Japanese workmanship

Buy german. Haha.