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Fashion › Re: Handsome Felon Jeremy Meeks Lands Modelling Contract by Decryptor(m): 6:56pm On Jul 02, 2014
I just asked a female colleague of mine here in the office and she affirmed he is handsome. Says he got lovely eyes and cute lips lipsrsealed

As for me, i no see any handsomeness o
Education › Re: JAMB Cut-Off Marks For Universities, COES And Polytechnics by Decryptor(m): 2:38pm On Jul 02, 2014
That other universities set their cut-off higher than the stipulated 180 means nothing! If JAMB says 180 and UNILAG says 200, study hard as if you want to make 250 and at the end of the day, you'll fall within the 220-230 mark at worst!

The thing with aspiring young peeps of today is that they don't want to read at all...they rather prefer to dress like whizkid and rely on expo. SMH
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At Ile-Ife In Osun State by Decryptor(m): 12:06am On Jul 02, 2014
What do you expect? Afterall, their Governor Ogbeni Rauf Adesoji Aregbesola is a muslim. They seem to love bombs alot
Politics › Abuja Hotels To Submit List Of Guests To Security Agencies Daily by Decryptor(op): 7:58pm On Jun 30, 2014
Embarks on operation know your neighbor campaign

In his determination to ensure that lives and property are better secured in FCT, the Minister of FCT, Senator Bala Abdulkadir Mohammed has directed all hotels in the Federal Capital Territory to forward the list of their guests to the FCT Directorate of State Security Services (SSS) and the FCT Police Command on a daily basis.

The hotels are equally required to install their individual security cameras within their vicinity and ensure thorough check of all vehicles entering the hotel and within their surroundings.

The Minister has also directed all residents and residents associations in various parts of the territory to embark on “operation know your neighbor” campaign. The measure is to ensure that all criminally-minded elements are detected easily within the FCT.

The security department of FCTA is to liaise with the various security agencies in the FCT on the modalities for implementing the ministerial directive.

The Minister directed all traditional rulers in the FCT to, as a matter of necessity, start conducting periodic meetings with various communities within their domains to take stock of strange faces living with them, as well as report all new comers within 48 hours to the local DPO and SSS office. This is in furtherance of “operation know your neighbor” campaign.

He enjoined all FCT residents to be vigilant and cautious of strange objects or movements of persons, vehicles around them, as well as stationary vehicles. They should report same to the nearest security agencies.

The Minister further directed that all trailers/lorry operators bringing goods to the city shall no longer be allowed to offload their contents at night. All offloading shall henceforth be done in the day time under supervision in designated places.

The directive requires owners of uncompleted and abandoned buildings and structures without security guards to provide same. Failure to do so, the FCT Administration would apply appropriate sanctions.

Similarly, owners plots of land left fallow for a long period of time and not used for any economic or gainful purpose but taken over by criminals would now face appropriate sanctions.

The Minister reminded residents that the ban on smoking of Indian hemp and other narcotic substances is still in force in the territory adding that the Administration had resolved to clamp down on violators.
Source: http://www.fcta.org.ng/insecurity-abuja-hotels-to-submit-list-of-guests-to-security-agencies-daily/
Celebrities › Re: Charlyboy Pictured In Church During Father's Funeral Service by Decryptor(m): 12:15pm On Jun 30, 2014
He should have been the one lying in that casket. Ajo nwa!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Davido Vs Chris Brown - Who Wore It Better? (pictures) by Decryptor(m): 5:57pm On Jun 28, 2014
So because Chris Brown wear nose ring, davido run go pierce nose. I wish he had pierced it by that time mopol give am slap for face...we know what would have been the outcome
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs At Maersk Line by Decryptor(m): 5:47pm On Jun 28, 2014
charlsecy: Maersk is a Danish company founded in 1904. Maersk is the world's largest container ship and supply vessel operator since 1996.
Ok! Noted!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs At Maersk Line by Decryptor(m): 4:53pm On Jun 28, 2014
Na wah o! i use to see containers with MAERSK written on them and think say na ordinary decoration. undecided

*My first post since NL Hacking Coup Recovery* cheesy
Car Talk › Re: I Was Involved In An Accident Along Suleja-minna road. Viewer discretion advised by Decryptor(m): 8:17pm On Jan 10, 2014
I don't know what is wrong with NL mods. The topic on FP says, "Gruesome pictures of accident from NL's member's car" and the main story, the OP says he did not use his car but a commercial vehicle.
Anyway, OP, u showed us the pic of the biker but said nothing about the fate of his passenger.
Celebrities › Re: What Kcee's Limpopo Really Means + Pictures. Have Nigerians Been Fooled? by Decryptor(m): 6:18pm On Jan 10, 2014
[quote author=flawless..S]Ubangi river is a major tributary of congo river while vaal is a river in south africa,it is the chief tributary of the orange river.[/quote]A Tributary to a River is what an L.G.A is to a State...
so a tributary is not a river!
TV/Movies › Re: Maupe Ogun Of Channels TV: What Is Happening To Her? by Decryptor(m): 4:48pm On Jan 10, 2014
IYA NGBALI: gbenu sohun ode buruku,keep hating the yorubas,it won't stop us from being the most educated/exposed/civilised in naija
Yes we know you are civilised civilized, educated and exposed! Take a look at your skyscrapers, your markets and your educated youth learning "Idolatry 101" in University of Osun Temple grin grin grin

TV/Movies › Re: Maupe Ogun Of Channels TV: What Is Happening To Her? by Decryptor(m): 3:10pm On Jan 10, 2014
[quote author=O'yemie]u don talk sense for ya mind now abi, oloshious fellow[/quote]Go and Die!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Insurgents Killed In Borno by Decryptor(m): 11:30pm On Jan 09, 2014
APC is next
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah's CV Released By Senate by Decryptor(m): 12:56pm On Jan 09, 2014
Amesinlola: Come abeg all of you attacking yoruba, na the whole yoruba tribe own apc abi na we own sahara reportershuh.

NOTE : I DONT SUPPORT APC but pls direct your insults to apc not the whole yoruba tribe!!!!.

Mo ti so temi ooo.
All yorubas are the same! Everywhere!!
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah's CV Released By Senate by Decryptor(m): 12:55pm On Jan 09, 2014
Instead of Tinubu and his yoruba cohorts to look for other meaningful ways of spending money, they are paying sahara reporters to spread malicious lies against Stella! What won't we see from this anti-ibo chalartans? Simply because of 1 airport which was converted to international in the SE, that's why these møгøns have lost sleep!
First it was armoured BMW which recently, we found out that fowlshola's fleet of cars are even more expensive.
Then later, it was a "fake" statistical report that Enugu is the unsafest place in Nigeria.
The whole thing is amusing me because these APC bigots are just making a fool of themselves while we watch.

They'll come out with one kind of ranting, make some noise about it while their e-warriors here on NL will bark and after they've lost their voices, they retire back to their cages to cook up another scandal.
Stella will remain the minister for Aviation till her tenure elapses and after that will probably become the governor of Enugu state.
Any møгøn who doesn't like it should "Go and Die".

Long live Stella Oduah...Best Minister for Aviation Nigeria has ever had
Long live GEJ, the president
Long live Ndigbo
Long live the SE and those in support of GEJ.
As for anti-GEJ and apc apologists, i cannot guarantee the validity of your life.
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah's CV Released By Senate by Decryptor(m): 12:51pm On Jan 09, 2014
Tinubu and Buhari keep making the job of APC e-warriors and e-touts more difficult by the day.
Health › Re: Here Is The True Story Of A Man With Two Dicks by Decryptor(m): 9:11pm On Jan 07, 2014
yemi2plus: How pink is yours?
As pink as ur mama's punany
Health › Re: Here Is The True Story Of A Man With Two Dicks by Decryptor(m): 8:59pm On Jan 07, 2014
Airforce1: See as tip of his dicck fresh grin
yemi2plus: I like them pink
Gay Alert!
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah Lied About Her MBA Degree - Sahara Reporters by Decryptor(m): 3:30pm On Jan 07, 2014
superstar1: kindly consult the number 1 whistle blowing media house in Nigeria, friends of the masses, the voice of the oppressed, the albatross and fear of corrupt officials, the waterloo of certificate forgers and the achilles heels of kleptomaniac officials ----- SR, for the evidence.

they will gladly oblige you.

for now, keep writhing in pain of the expose.
Your claim then holds no water if SR aka APC sponsored media house is the proponent of such an allegation. And hey, i ain't writhing in pain.
You who spends the whole day running to SR and seeing a new reason to berate the GEJ administration which is lording over you in your rabbit hole and APC who are already bemoaning their sure fate of failure in the on-coming elections should be the ones writhing in pain of your impending failure to ever smell the seat of power.
2015 is going to be the climax of it all! I can't wait...GEJ will win and as usual, Buhari and Tinubu will mobilize their terrorist jihad fighters and Lagos Agberos respectively to cause mayhem. I would be sitting in front of my television then with my popcorn and Ceres fruit juice watching while soldiers gun them down after a state-of-emergency would have been declared in their various "Oily-Soup" and "Sugar-Cane" geo-political zones.

#Team GEJ 2015-2019 till we talk of 3rd Term#
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah Lied About Her MBA Degree - Sahara Reporters by Decryptor(m): 1:07pm On Jan 07, 2014
superstar1: SR told us Mr President was a drunk, it was denied, until evidence surfaced.
Show us the evidence or else...shut up!
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah Lied About Her MBA Degree - Sahara Reporters by Decryptor(m): 11:57am On Jan 07, 2014
TribalEAST: STEALER oduah must go














NOW! angry
You said it during the amoured vehicles scandal...and what happened? NOTHING!
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah Lied About Her MBA Degree - Sahara Reporters by Decryptor(m): 10:26am On Jan 07, 2014
ImperialYoruba: What is all these noise for, ehn? Abeg, send 4 able bodied guys to her office make dem wrestle her down and evict her comot for the office. Which kin nonsense be dis sef? She do wayo wayo and connived with other ibos in govt to enrich an ibo auto trader and herself and now we find out she take mago mago enter the office sef. Na only God know sef if she even get bachelors. grin
@the bolded...thank God you know that all what you and your miserable tribesmen do is make noise!
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah Lied About Her MBA Degree - Sahara Reporters by Decryptor(m): 9:54am On Jan 07, 2014
Instead of Tinubu and his yoruba cohorts to look for other meaningful ways of spending money, they are paying sahara reporters to spread malicious lies against Stella! What won't we see from this anti-ibo chalartans? Simply because of 1 airport which was converted to international in the SE, that's why these møгøns have lost sleep!
First it was armoured BMW which recently, we found out that fowlshola's fleet of cars are even more expensive.
Then later, it was a "fake" statistical report that Enugu is the unsafest place in Nigeria.
The whole thing is amusing me because these APC bigots are just making a fool of themselves while we watch. They'll come out with one kind of ranting, make some noise about it while their e-warriors here on NL will bark and after they've lost their voices, they retire back to their cages to cook up another scandal.
Stella will remain the minister for Aviation till her tenure elapses and after that will probably become the governor of Enugu state.
Any møгøn who doesn't like it should "Go and Die".
Long live Stella Oduah...Best Minister for Aviation Nigeria has ever had
Long live GEJ, the president
Long live Ndigbo
Long live the SE and those in support of GEJ.
As for anti-GEJ and apc apologists, i cannot guarantee the validity of your miserable life.
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah Lied About Her MBA Degree - Sahara Reporters by Decryptor(m): 9:47am On Jan 07, 2014
Instead of Tinubu and his yoruba cohorts to look for other meaningful ways of spending money, they are paying sahara reporters to spread malicious lies against Stella! What won't we see from this anti-ibo chalartans? Simply because of 1 airport which was converted to international in the SE, that's why these møгøns have lost sleep!
First it was armoured BMW which recently, we found out that fowlshola's fleet of cars are even more expensive.
Then later, it was a "fake" statistical report that Enugu is the unsafest place in Nigeria.
The whole thing is amusing me because these APC bigots are just making a fool of themselves while we watch. They'll come out with one kind of ranting, make some noise about it while their e-warriors here on NL will bark and after they've lost their voices, they retire back to their cages to cook up another scandal.
Stella will remain the minister for Aviation till her tenure elapses and after that will probably become the governor of Enugu state.
Any møгøn who doesn't like it should "Go and Die".
Long live Stella Oduah...Best Minister for Aviation Nigeria has ever had
Long live GEJ, the president
Long live Ndigbo
Long live the SE and those in support of GEJ.
As for anti-GEJ and apc apologists, i cannot guarantee the validity of your life.
Crime › Taxi Driver Strips Himself Unclad To Evade Arrest In Abuja (pictures) by Decryptor(op): 5:25pm On Jan 06, 2014
It is now a norm amongst drivers esp those from the South-West to strip themselves to the barest minimum in order to prevent being arrested from Law Enforcement Agents in Lagos.

There was an incident where a bus drivers somewhere in Sagamu area of Lagos stripped his clothes and doused himself with engine oil making his body slippery for the men of the police force to get hold of. Another similar incident happened in Oshodi where an okada rider smeared his naked body with faeces to evade arrest.

Well the trend seems to have shifted based to Abuja currently as a taxi driver stripped himself naked on Friday while resisting arrest by officials of the Abuja Environmental Protection Board and police for trying to pick passengers at Kuchingoro Junction along airport road in Abuja.

Eye witnesses claim that “while the taxi driver was parking his vehicle to pick passengers at the junction, the AEPB officials came out of nowhere and surrounded the taxi driver”

They tried dragging him into their Hilux truck but he resisted, whereby stripping himself naked.

When our journalists arrived at the scene to ask questions, the police officers started shooting into the air to scare them away. On realizing that the driver was adamant and not going to move, the officers allegedly drove away.
See Pics http://www.fctworld.net/?p=231
Business › Re: First Bank Uyo Shut Down As A Result Of Juju (pics) by Decryptor(m): 5:20pm On Jan 06, 2014
rozayx5: no mind the he goat, by the time he passes through Ewet Housing and he sees people living in Nigeria like they are living in the UK he go keep quiet
Which Ewet Housing? The one after Uyo High School? Is that all you can boast of? Ewet housing wey no reach half of Aladinma Housing Estate for Owerri...or you think you are talking to someone who has not lived in your "Dog-Eating" state before?
Business › Re: First Bank Uyo Shut Down As A Result Of Juju (pics) by Decryptor(m): 5:17pm On Jan 06, 2014
tempest01: ADIOK UNO
Isi gbawakwa gi ebe ahu! Onye mmo!
Business › Re: First Bank Uyo Shut Down As A Result Of Juju (pics) by Decryptor(m): 4:15pm On Jan 06, 2014
rozayx5: shocked shocked abeg make them no do

Proudly akwa ibomite cool
If una like, make una build Burj Al Arab 7 star style hotel...A backward people makes a backward state.
People who still murder octogenarians for accusations of witchcraft. SMH! angry angry

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