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proudlyAfrica: but guys joke apart...these things seemed to confirm what i saw in the dream two months ago...i dat dream GEJ said he would not contest rather propped-up a Northerner as the president also in another development, i saw the Gov. Of Kano been assesinated blood all over the place,,,mmmh may God protect us all!

You need Amatem!

felifeli: Anyway I don't care. Na igbo people get Abuja

You can say that again!

All the whining here about not being able to afford these luxury houses is understandable but not valid to me. It is not a must to live in the city centre of Abuja.
It's like going into Coscharis' Showroom and complaining that the BMWs and Bentleys he sells there are too expensive and that the prices should be made affordable to the public.
Abuja has a master-plan and that master-plan must be kept to the letter. If you want to live in a posh house in the central areas of Abuja like Maitama, Asokoro etc, work hard and make the money to afford it. If not, go and live in places like Gwagwalada, Kuje or Mpampe or better-still, retire to your village. We don't want Abuja to turnout like lagos with slums everywhere.

Freewilly: Very sad, why didn't they relocate the poor animal to an animal sanctuary to promote tourism. But those tiger clawed face oily soup eaters killed the poor crocodile to use in their soup.

First of all, they claimed an octopus was an alien...
A toy-craft was a UFO/Drone...
I won't be surprised if what they saw this time was a big monitor lizard and they say crocodile. Illiteracy at it's peak

**In Daddy Showkey's voice: "Annie don born o Hossanah...she don born o hossanah...Shame to bad people hossanah...shame to bad people hossanah"

I remember the day she got married and so many people here esp many female nairalanders were abusing her saying it won't last.

Born 2be Rich: Are you the real aliko dangote or are you just an impersonator?

A 100% impersonator! The last paragraph of his comment which you posted just gave him away. Dangote will never say that

Baby mama: A man that won't talk to her for weeks,that won't eat her food or be husbandly,even threatens to slap her because she speaks her language with her people
She kneels to beg for I hr straight and he commands her to get out of his face
Sometimes she walks in to beg and he walks out
What type of example is she showing her children?
Let her go out there and find herself a man to make her happy and stop this almajiri behavior
He is already making himself happy while she is miserable
There is no chance he will have her as the one and only,chances are that he will get a new wife or mistress
She should find a man on the side and she won't miss his affection that much since he obviously has no need of hers
That is my advice for people in plural marriages
He has other women,go get you another man
Cunny man die cunny woman bury am

Seconded! Now you are talking like you should. Only that it seems to me that the OP's husband might have charmed her.

cola: SMH....

a wife comes to a public forum to report her husband and seek advice...

and with no chance of hearing (knowing) the other party's side of the story...

everyone goes out calling the man all sorts of names...

insecure, foolish, wicked, childish, tribalist, even monkey..... the OP must be happy now!

it would seem the op is not letting out everything, and maybe rightly so...

but then it would be unfair to give advice and pass judgments in matters we don't have all the facts and details of...

and worse still to 'crucify' a party whose side of the story we don't have.

@OP I wish you the best of advice. May God help you and your spouse.

We don't need the other party's story. He is a møгøn and a bigot! Imagine a man opening his smelly mouth to tell the woman he married not to be speaking her language in his presence. What did he expect when he married her in the first place? For her to communicate with members of her family with latin? I swear, if i was the OP's brother or relation and had access to the fool, i'd put sniper in his food! Nonsense! And he even calls himself a muslim? Anyway, not surprised! SMH!

Baby mama: They are both Muslims from different tribes
That is all we know
She could be from Auchi
She could be Igbirra or Idoma
We don't know

Please read the story well. She is ibo who got converted to islam after she married the monkey! Stop trying to cover up.

shoerack6: I don't even want to explain what happened cos if I do, u people will help me insult him.
Ok, let me explain. Hubby is a tribalist. He said he doesn't like me speaking this particular language and that's the language I use when communicating with my family.
So yesterday, my aunty called. I tried as much as possible not to speak this language so was just answering her hun, ehn ehn but at the same time I don't want him to think i'm talking with someone I don't want him to know, so I decided to ask after her son in the language. That's where the trouble started oo.
I'm so sick and tired of all this. When I tried begging, he asked me to leave his presence and that was when I asked him if he was trying to frustrate me. He now said these days that my mouth is becoming too sharp and even threatened to slap me.

I can swear with my life and my granfather's grave that this man is a yoruba man and the OP is igbo! See why i advice my sisters to stop marrying these useless childish people from the west!

Come to think of it...i came across this thread on my way to my lover's house.

What do you expect from a company solely run by "Yinkas" and "Kunles"?
Abeg...next tori

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Nice write-up! The painful thing is that our Nigerian girls won't take this seriously. I doubt most of them will understand the write-up

whitecat007: You can't say you are succeful when there is no proof. Lets see what forbes say. How many firsts do ibos have(not even one) compared to Yoruba atleast ten. So where do we start the comparison. All outstanding Nigerians abroad in 2013 are Yoruba. The only glory you brought to Nigeria is robbing and getting beating and hanged all over the world, save for your contribution to soccer. You suck and you know it.

Look at this buffon! So the likes of Philip Emeagwali, Chimamanda, Late Chinua Achebe, Chuka Umunna who is a member of parliament popularly known as the Obama of UK and even Coscharis the major importer of BMW and Bently whose high-brow office is in your smelly Lagos are all yorubas abi?
Then Michael Adebolajo, the terrorist who hacked a soldier to death in the UK just last year is an ibo?
You need to go and hide your ewedu-filled head inside that bucket you use in passing faeces and urine which u people are known to do and stop yarning trash here!

whitecat007: You can't say you are succeful when there is no proof. Lets see what forbes say. How many firsts do ibos have(not even one) compared to Yoruba atleast ten. So where do we start the comparison. All outstanding Nigerians abroad in 2013 are Yoruba. The only glory you brought to Nigeria is robbing and getting beating and hanged all over the world, save for your contribution to soccer. You suck and you know it.

Look at this buffon! So the likes of Philip Emeagwali, Chimamanda, Late Chinua Achebe, Chuka Umunna who is a member of parliament popularly known as the Obama of UK and even Coscharis the major importer of BMW and Bently whose high-brow office is in your smelly Lagos are all yorubas abi?
Then Michael Adebolajo, the terrorist who hacked a soldier to death in the UK just last year is an ibo?
You need to go and hide your ewedu-filled head inside that bucket you use in passing faeces and urine which u people are known to do and stop yarning trash here!

whitecat007: How can you call the person who made you what you are today lazy? If we are lazy then you must be dead. Ibo reasoning at work.

yaribas made ibos what they are today? This is the biggest joke i have ever heard in my entire life! If a man makes another man successful and he is not successful himself, then that man is cursed! So which means your tribe must be cursed. Just reacting based on your own theory.

whitecat007: We dont need ibos to buy anything in Lagos. We can always sell to the Hausas or other nationals who want to do business in Yorubaland. But first we must clean the ibos out and let others come in. You must stay in your states whether you like it or not. You do not have up to 1 million people left in iboland and yet you can't keep your mouth shut. You will have no choice than to face what is driving you out of your land since the only part you are now welcome is being trampled on. You will soon engage in your road running race when the north get super hot, west will lock its door, lets see where you vagabonds will head.

@the bolded, a lazy man can never lock his door against someone who comes to his house to sweep it clean and sanitize it! Think about that. Oke ohia!

That salt and water/ Alabukun and Lime theory is useless and meant for kids and illiterates! Imagine having SƐӾ and drinking salt and water with the hope of "washing it out". The salt and water passes through the gullet to the stomach which will eventually be passed out as urine while the main akpolokpolo is in the uterus (womb) which has no direct connection to the stomach so even if the girl swims inside ocean mixed with salt and drinks one whole tree of lime, IT WON'T WORK!
Wetin some people just sabi na Bleep but don't have anything upstairs.

Yomieluv: How do you expect a governor to fix the rot of many years of neglect,if other governors had been performing,fasola's input would have been felt,so don't expect miracle to happen too soon.

You know this and yet you and some APC apologists berate GEJ

And later some baboons would come here and be shouting Eko o ni baje. Nonsense!

kekakuz: what did he say abou ibo people
those sneaky lile jews

Your answer lies herein:

APC will be in
crisis because of who will be their presidential
candidate and leadership tussle because many
are with them in the body but not truly with them
in the spirit.

What that means is that Hausa and Yoruba will clash with each other while the ibos who take sleep away from your eyes will just sit down and watch the WWE action with our popcorn and alomo! Have i answered your question? Enwe!!

And the first website i visited in 2014 is Nairaland

martha: M not dating anyone

If you ain't dating em, you are playing em!

ideee03: Posters and their misleading topics ehhhn,where's the bikini body now?

U ma wan see your fellow girl nyash?

Onlytruth: OP, I have some solid advice for you, and you should pay very careful attention to them.
Here we go.

(1) NEVER leave Nigeria for any other reason than to go and buy things, or do certificate courses in Engineering, or the like, and RETURN pronto to Nigeria and STAY there.


(5) NEVER leave Eastern Nigeria for any other place in Nigeria. Borrow a leaf from Innoson auto manufacturing company Nnewi and stay in the East. It would be TOUGH at first, but if you survive for about 2-5 years, you will succeed in establishing a premier Nigerian "Boeing" in the long run.

I really love those parts

[quote author=Charles.nerd]I have never been this impressed by a Nigerian graduate,let alone an undergraduate,in a supposed "mushroom" university ,in a "backward" state!.

The sky is your starting point,you are on the path to greatness,if you keep this up.[/quote]This is to prove to people who had this perception that is not about names like "OAU", "UI" etc. It is about the brain-power and innovation of an individual.