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Amefrica: Hey everybody!







Here's another re*tard!

Yeah! Spotted by a Møгøn!

The whole thing points to the NCAA and we all know the region where the director of NCAA comes from! Igbos are very meticulous and prudent in spending. It is only an "Owambe-ic" and "Ohemmanu-tic" individual that will spend money like that on vehicles! Stella should just sack the møгøn. Useless peoiple.

Taylor184: Seems like i need to get a blackberry fone asap.....
can someone pls tell me whr i can get a blackberry storm 1??
#teamimustpingatallcost

If you are really serious, i can get you one at the sum of 18k

It seems they are from Greenworld

First it was that Dami guy...and now this one.
Similarity: Yoruba boys/Muslim! Wicked combination!! Rot in hell Mudafuka!!!

What makes those Ethiopian fans that launched an assault on the Super Eagles because we won different from those Somalian suicide bombers? They are all terrorists!

mayorall: Since when has the seller shipped this?

the seller shipped on the 10th of this month. Though i saw in my account that tracking takes effect from 5-10 days after ship-out though! Maybe that's the reason.

ogugua88: I would want to know. People often forget the health aspect. He's sleeping around, with who? How many people? Do they have stds?

He'll be safer if he tells me than if he doesn't and I found out on my own. After he does, I'll be gone. I wasn't raised to be someone's backup chick.

And what if u are sexkillz's backup chick?

snika: Don't worry, a national committe has been set up to look into the matter.

Those idiots paid to do these things are busy embezzling the money. Or were you expecting Goodluck Jonathan to start logging in to WP dashboard to start making the changes when somebody is being paid for that?

You mean that the Nation's website was built using Wordpress? I need to take over someone's job!

Guys! I no go lie una o! I work in the IT unit of the FCTA. Everyone is engrossed in getting Sallah Ram + Monetary Bonus package for now. Here, it is always "Chop now, work later".

The guys who are uploading the data should get their facts right! They are just making a fool of the whole exercise by producing wrong information. I just checked my neighbor's number plate and this was displayed,...
"Number plate has been produced by FRSC and
assigned to honda accord on Nov 18 2011
12:00AM"

But my neighbor drives a Camry pencil mouth and he bought the car just late last year!

Nigeria and their "wanna-be-like-yankee" way of doing things! This kind of data error could put someone in trouble.

You should all have one thing in mind...the website is new and they are still trying to upload numerous plates so if yours has not been uploaded yet, you could see the message that it is not genuine.

dailydolar: please can someone help me with the tracking of dis product i have tried all to no avail since i placed the order on the 18th of sept 2013 .
this is the tracking number RB340320615CN am not used to aliexpress jus said i shd try dis so i can learn how its done i do more of Amazon.

thank you

Same here o....This is my number RB894008625CN. I tried using 17track.net but the image below was what i got.

ogb5: The question should be why are these un-married girls like the op always tempt us the married men.

They wear skimpy clothes, they show us boobs publicly everyday and everywhere, some actually scheme to get us, with the hope that they can make us leave our wives.

Why are single girls this desperate?

Very true. I have heard countless girls say that they prefer dating married men to single ones. So the OP should first of all crucify such girls rather than come here to cast aspersions on men. Free us jareeee!

That moment when one wishes that the venue for the return-leg is WARRI

Just watch how the Nigerian Police will protect their players that day even more than GEJ

seanet02: Rubbish

The fact that you saw the "Rubbish" thread, clicked on it and commented means you are a rubbish man born of rubbish parents and have a rubbished brain. RIP to the dead

God Save the Queen

ophilly: Don't tell me you believe that crap.

He doesn't believe. That's why he is asking

texanomaly: So I have a question... I have iCloud on my phone. It backs up info l have in my phone right? Practically my entire life is in my phone, including personal and financial information. Doesn't using it leave me vulnerable. Hackers break into data bases all the time. Is this a hackers paradise?

No it is not! Cloud storage is safe as long as you keep your personal login information discreet. It is better you use iCloud cos incase the phone gets stolen, all you'll need to do is to buy another phone which uses iCloud and log into your account, then retrieve and update your data. You can even do it via PC if iCloud for PC is available which i believe it is.

valacious: sorry dear, can you explain how cloud services work.

Cloud computing, in turn, refers to sharing
resources, software, and information via a network, in this case the Internet. The information is stored on physical servers maintained and controlled by a cloud computing provider, such as Apple in regards to iCloud. As a user, you access your stored information on the cloud via the Internet.

By using cloud storage, you don’t have to store the information on your own hard drive. Instead, you can access it from any location and download it onto any device of your choice, including laptops, tablets, or smartphones.

Lots of top internet service corps offer cloud services for free like Google drive, Dropbox etc.

J Town by MI >>>> Puts me in War mode

Wash-Wash by Eldee

There's Nothing Greater than Love by Luther Vandross ft Gregory Hines

Now We are Free: (The theme song in Gladiators where Maximus died) Don't know who sang it sha

Fifth: Any Song from Enya

This is one of the reasons i miss Abacha.

YES! Frustrate their efforts!! They are already killing themselves in Abeokuta. They should not be allowed to extend the madness to the SE. Let Rochas go and have his birthday reception in berem's house.

dayokanu: Looks like some PDP do or die have infiltrated APC

A herd of Elephants cannot infiltrate a swine of Pigs. It's degrading!

EdDave: Dats cool, I remember a few episodes myself. I prefer it to d present Dr Who.
I v been collecting movies, myself since 2006. Movies that ll become classics in few years to come. Running out of hard drive space now, though. I need to upgrade.

This is 2013...Hard Drives are beginning to fade. Use Cloud Services.

[quote author=SpringWebHost!]I think you may be having multiple FTP connections to the same site at once, try disconnecting some.[/quote]But how can i do that? I even ensured i was not logged on into my CP. Yet Filezilla keeps giving me that error message continuously So my question is "How do i disconnect them manually cos all i see is 17 connections, sometimes 5 but i don't know where the connections are located.

berem: I will continue to defend FFK because he did so much for the aviation sector within his short stay in office. I admire competency and have absolute no regard for clueless antics. You can continue wallowing in your bigoted sentiments. That's your phucking business. If the present Aviation minister was from another ethnic group,you and other bigots would have been the ones screaming and making noise on this forum. But its all good because she is our sister. Very pathetic!

Now i see...this could be a ploy to become a moderator in Nairaland abi? I am highly ashamed of you. You are among the persons responsible for the perpetual stagnation of ibos in this country! Seun, you've heard her....pls make her a moderator just like Afam. Saboteur!

berem: I will continue to defend FFK because he did so much for the aviation sector within his short stay in office. I admire competency and have absolute no regard for clueless antics. You can continue wallowing in your bigoted sentiments. That's your phucking business. If the present Aviation minister was from another ethnic group,you and other bigots would have been the ones screaming and making noise on this forum. But its all good because she is our sister. Very pathetic!

Just because your governor is an Agbero Party Congress member, you have decided to turn yourself into an ohemmanu butt-licker abi? Please complete your ignoramus-cious behavior by divorcing your husband and marrying a yoruba man. Capital MUMU!

[quote author=Chima_Adeoye][size=15pt]All these useless Yoruba/ APC bigots.

In all of Nigeria's history even when Ministers like Fani Kayode licensed planes for their girlfriends to fly airline businesses, when was an Aviation Minister ever asked to resign because of an aircrash? But because Madam Stella Oduah is Igbo, now she must resign,even when NCAA and not the minister is responsible for licensing planes.

If they are not doing their campaign of calumny against Dr. Okonjo Iweala,it will be against Diezani K. Alison-Madueke or Stella Otti.

Why not ask Omobola Johnson, Navy Capt. Caleb Olubolade, Mrs. Olajumoke Akinjide, Akinwumi Adeshina and Olusegun Aganga to resign for their lacklustre performance in government?

Anyhow, like Okonjo Iweala told them recently " I serve at the pleasure of the President who appointed me and who shall relieve me of the appointment when my performance falls below his expectation" Simply put, SORRY, I WILL NOT RESIGN FOR SHAMELESS TRIBALISTS AND BIGOTS![/size] [/quote]10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 LIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is Nairaland's comment of the year

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