₦airaland Forum

When contacted, the Benue State Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO, Deputy Suprintendent of Police, DSP, Daniel Ezeala, said he was yet to be briefed on the fresh killings.

Why is this always the same response from all the Nigerian Police PRO when things like this happen? Incompetent mo:ron:s

What kinna stupid question is that? If the JT no satisfy Annie, dem think say she for open leg again make he score another goal inside?
BTW, i can't wait for Aisha, my "big-ar$ed" new catch to come to my house by 4pm today so that i will use my Penisarux Rex to slam that her hausa punny from behind.

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Girl shut up

How many more of this videos girl go make just to get cookie points from broke azz, stingy Nigerian nggas?

If he wants to buy me a brand new mercedes benz, who am I to say no? Na who born me left to not take the car? [/quote]Abi o? A man will definitly buy you a brand new Mercedes Benz...


















....spark plug. Broke arse B!tch!

Phonon: If a poll is carried out on Nairalanders who hate this girl because of what she has said,more than 50% would be women.

The begging cannot stop.I have always held the view that the economic situation in Nigeria defines relationships.THERE IS POVERTY IN THE LAND.An average girl would see a guy she wants to date/marry as NAPEP to alleviate the poverty in her life. I have never seen a lady that would tell me she needs money because she is trying to enroll in a foreign language course or a cooking course or to buy that new book on investments.It is always FOOD/CREDIT/BIS MONEY/CAMBODIAN HAIR.

I do not have a problem with a girl hounding me for money to use for frivolities but when I treat her like my property then she should not complain.

Guy! The school fees wey ur papa pay for u no be waste at all! Bestest analysis ever!!

Kai! See comments of haterz!! And we all know where most of the haterz are coming from...Because it is pretty "Oluchi Onweagba", If it were to be the ugly "Funke Akindele", they would applaud her. Anyone here who does not acknowledge something good when they see it will never see or get anything good in their life. Keep on hating while Oluchi keeps on representing

kool J: What in devil's name is Annie putting on? Must she put up those mammary glands on display for all to see? Not traditional at all, what with the sagging twins.

she has graduated from African Queen to "Flabby-Boooob Queen"

[quote author=the_ripper]Choi, dem don do u dis Yoruba "Yahoo yahoo" abi? Well, hunt dem down, put their parents for jail too, dem must cough out d money by fire by force.[/quote]I'm telling you. I wonder why he decided to use an ohemmanu person as his manager. They don do am

Very true. The airtel network has been so damn disappointing that out of the 1gb i got since last week, i've not used up to 100mb. I'm planning on getting an international SIM which my friend uses in his office which makes use of unlimited data from BIS subscription. The speed is so fast...downloads at 800kbps. I don tire for all these nigerian networks

Afam4eva: The girl looks very beautiful. I wonder how ravishing she will look presently.

On the other hand, she might not be as good-looking as that time. Women fade fast

Rooneyboy: All of u on here are all talking of dumping MTN for which network

It really surprises me, does it mean that Nigerians find it difficult to do simple math

I'm really confused, MTN is undisputedly the best NETWORK @ the moment.

An MTN staff speaking...as your customers are ditching your network come March 26th, you better ditch your job and submit your CV to etisalat

@OP, Are u sure she's not the one who killed your brother?

Heartibaby: The Op's post is not to encourage promiscuity in women but to open men' s eyes to their own hypocrisy. It's amazing the reasoning of some dudes. If a lady sleeps around she's a slut buh if she resists men's advances it's not a strength of will its just because she was naturally made to resist? So if you are a slut u are responsible for that but if you are decent it's no big deal you were naturally made so and u can't get credit for it.

There is no excuse for sleeping around in men or women. A man doesn't have a right to call a woman a slut if he's doing (or will do given her opportunities) the same thing she's doing. A slut is simply a woman with the morals of a man. Dudes it wouldn't hurt ur egos too much to accept the bitter truth.

@Richfella thanks for having the guts to post this. You get women in a way most men don't.

Rich fella is one hell of a woman and NOT a man

This biatch is soooo furgly!

If my woman is under pressure from the "chykes" she gets everyday which will make her to sleep with another man (or other men) order than me.... then she should understand and endure the fact that i am under pressure from the "tight-fitted leggings", "low waist jeans", "show me ur boobs cut blouses","skimppy skirts" and "bum shorts" which i see on other chicks which will make me wanna sleep with them apart from her ......End of tori

luvola: these people are corporate thieves.. Na so i go withdraw money for eco bank today festac link bridge branch near golden tulips hostel at amuwo odofin ... After the cashier wrote the amount i withraw for my slip and registered it on his system... He kon give me my money but unfortunately for him ,i kon count the money b 4 i leave him front , d money no complete and it remain 500naira to complete d money..d mumu cashier kon pretend as if he check d system to check d mistate.. I just laff because u registered d amount weh i wan withdraw for my slip , received d alert of d money weh i wrote for d slip immediately and u gave me money weh knw complete ...thief... Lwkmd

A bank where a customer had about N13 million in his account and when he died, over 8 million disappeared from his account. The bank did not even want his surviving son to have access to the account even on providing the guy's death certificate. I don't blame FBN, i blame the gullible folks who believe that the bank is indomitable and superior to other banks hence banking with them.

Afam4eva: [size=14pt]But that Logo ugly die. Couldn't they have gotten a good graphic designer. It's a shabby job and i hope they don't do a shabby job on our economy.[/size]

It was Tinubu who drew it himself. I was there... I told him, "Sir, let me brand the APC logo for u. This is my proposal" But he flung my proposal away and said, "Mo gbeni, get me pencil, crayon and paper let me do this thing... Kilo de". And i was like

ITbomb: Too ugly,
Hope the Japanese would copy this and come up with something sexy

The beauty of this vehicle is it's UGLINESS! Japan manufactures feather weight vehicles. Germany and the rest of Europe produce MACHINES. Even here in Abuja where big boys perform drag races, you can find japanese cars there. I just thank God that the guys in Mercedes didn't take a cue from Hummer by producing something rugged like the H1, ingenious like the H2 only for them to bring out the "sissy H3" Good work Benz

Moukafoam: Even married women do it in camp,...in ondo state a married girl was caught having a ₪ice time with another boy and her hussy was invited

My big bros called his fiance in service as early as 5am only for a guy to pick the call asking my big bros who he is to the girl, that he has bn dating the girl for months,...hehehe yawah!










Na water we také cool my bros down oh! my bros almost faint because he has done intro- for the babe formerly

The yeye girl say na Devil work

Corpers as PRO!

i hope your brother did not end up marrying the slut?

Chicolee: Lol @possess your possession...
There is a difference btw having s'e'x and making love.
During NYSC, you have s'e'x, lots of it BTW and at the end of service, you go back and make love with your real deal.
Na so I see am o

A culprit has just spoken! You have lots of s'e'x and contract lots of VDs which you will go and pass to ur "real deal" after your service year? See why i don't take naija biatches seriously.

humanshado: What would have turned out a bloody attack in Jos, Plateau State capital was Friday night averted by men of the Special Task Force (STF) as unknown gunmen, threw a 36-Hand Grenade in to a Mosque located at Bukuru Expressway, in Jos South Local Government Area of the state.

But before it went off, the STF men had taken charge and detonated the grenade.

A witness said at least 10 persons were observing their prayers in the mosque when the grenade was thrown, and immediately followed by sporadic gunshots.

Confirming the incident, the Media and Information Officer of the STF, Captain Salisu Mustapha in a statement said “this is to inform the general public and good people of Plateau State that there was an attempted explosion at a mosque located along Bukuru Expressway in Jos South Local Government Area Saturday at about 8:30 pm.

www.thisdaylive.com/articles/worshipers-escape-death-as-gunmen-throw-grenade-into-mosque/141018/

Ok...a grenade was thrown into a mosque and the STF detonated it ASAP. But if it was trown into COCIN or ECWA, it would explode and kill over 15 people and minutes later, the same STF will come in and shot an additional 5 people "in their efforts to disperse the crowd at the scene". NIGERIA, I haile thee.

Wow...Since my sojourn in NL for about 6 yrs, this is the first time a thread i opened is making frontpage...encouraging.

His mother looks kind of sober in the second pic. Like she knew her son would not be alive exactly a year after. I just feel for the poor woman

This were photographs of the Late Damoche which he took exactly one year ago with his mum. I got to find out that she was a teacher. I wonder what he was thinking being a cultist! He should have thought about the people who mattered most in his life. You can see that one was dated Feb 27 2012 while the other one was taken on the 2nd of March one year exactly today.

alj harem: My sister, it is fine.

@ Nigerian sensible young men, Please and Please listen to the voice of reasoning and don't trap yourselves with Nigerian Ladies. Not all of them are bad but majority of them have a very wrong orientation about how to relate with men or should I say people.

If you are young, please don't fall inlove because women HATE MEN that love them, the more horrible you are, the more they love you. It is not a theory, hypothesis, fact but A LAW. This law work especially with Nigerian ladies.

Focus on your life, get yourself comfortable, settle down and watch hungry Nigerian women flock to you like honey bees on a flower.

Not that you should not have a girl but PLEASE don't attach any touch of emotion or commitment to it as it is not worth it. When you have your money and YOU are ready to either settle down and play around, they are ever ready.

Remember there are more Women than men in Nigeria in a ratio of 2:1. Don't rush anything and even if she is just a friend, try your best to keep her as a friend. They are hustlers as well just like you.

I think this is one of the most sensible things you have ever said here on NL! 10000000 likes!!!

lynpetra: Nkita lasha kwa gi amu.Ozuu!

Otu repiakwa gi eba ahu. Ezi nwuru anwu!

lynpetra: Go grab some more balls...Anu mpama

And go treat yourself of stapylococcus before you expect ur guy to give you a licking down there rather than hang it on your girlfriend. Akpa amu nkita.

lynpetra: YOU need to moderate your comment.It lacks common sense

You need to moderate ur fooli$hness. It is so overwhelming.

lynpetra: Except she suspects you have a sketchy character,I don't see the reason why she is ignoring you.Besides why is it so important to you to the extent that you are asking for public help?If you help someone out of free will,you don't need to be the person calling,texting,etc.It shows you are stalking her!!! She is meant to be the caller not you.You have done a good deed by getting her a job,leave her thé hell alone to work for her pay! Abi you won still help her for her shift? Friends with benefit I guess.

A very typical example of the kind of ladies that MEN SHOULD NEVER ASSIST! SMH

@OP, i feel your pain. I once helped a close friend (female) to do her service year in Abuja cos i was close to Gen Tsiga's daughter. I assisted her without even collecting a dime. Na me even dey spend money sef...She got her callup and did her PA in National War College after which she landed a job in the Nigerian Customs Service thru a friend of mine that was working in her place of primary assignment. All these were courtesy of my efforts. Her salary is within the range of 155k now. But today, this same girl sees me on the road and does not even wave talkless of greeting me. That's how the female gender behaves...they tend to forget. I have learnt my lesson though...I'd rather help my fellow guy than a woman. because of that experience, i had to charge about 80k from a cousin to my collegue in the office who wanted to redeploy from Osun to Abuja. Never assist women without terms and conditions. That way, you have nothing to lose in the end