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I couldn't help but notice that NL ladies are avoiding this thread like a plague

If na naija pikin, wetin im go invent na Lion trap to kill the lions and from there start "lion-nkwobi" bizness

The other time, it was a mother burning her 6 year old son to death cos he could not recite quran...now this

blackmale: and where is micheal jackson, his fotos shud top tht list,,though he is dead..

Michal Jackson's condition was not surgery. He had a condition known as Limpolisis

Wanted to buy from Nestle when they released their IPO but my mumsie chop the money as i gave it to her to hold for me. So i went for First bank. That was way back in 2007. Wanted to sell them last week but a guy in their issuing house adviced me not to.

babyosisi: That is why no Igbo man will do kwanangida with an Igbo woman without paying bride price because if anything happens, death of they part ways,the children go to the woman's family
Without bride price,he was just a sperm donor populating the woman's lineage and I think I like that culture

That's because we the Ibos are sane and know our roots. Not the other set of people who say "their father fell from the sky".

Akshow: buttwipe! As if any tribe is exempted from seeking spiritual help from religious leaders before takin some decisions. Him own even better na pastors e meet no be wan oracle for shrine. Think well before commentin least you look like a fool. Anuofia!

Listen to ur stewpidd self...Now look at the bolded! So getting married has become "spiritual help" abi? Where did your father consult before marrying your mother? I can't go on wasting time with a stark illiterate like you. Continue displaying your ignorance. And oh...before i forget, consult 65 pastors on what to reply me. Amu nkita

Akshow: typical of men of which area? What are we sayin what is this bigot sayin? Your subtle sarcasm shows how clueless you are. What is your prove that men from 'that area' consult 65 pastors before gettin married? Mumucious entity

Read my comment very well...where did i mention that you people have to visit 65 pastors before getting married? What i meant is that most of the men and even women from "that area" are fond of soliciting from other people and avenues before taking critical decisions. What would make a sane and educated person visit Benin republic to find out if he should marry a particular woman? I'm sure it was not only 65 pastors alone. He must have visited over 300 shrines to get the "go-ahead" to do so. Read well before yapping rubbi$h.Anu ezi

Why don't you just man-up and say you wanted to marry the old woman rather than "hang" it on 65 pastors? Typical of men from "that area". ***long hisssss**

Why not just man-up and simply say u wanted to marry the old woman than hang it on 65 pastors? Mtchewww! Typical of men from that area!

ebamma: Reminds me of the book Eze goes to school

How does the book tally with Davido's life? Eze goes to school talked about a poor boy who was full of ambitions and had aspirations of becoming learned and useful to himself...While Davido is a spoilt visionless brat who only knows how to flaunt N10m cheque which is not his on Twitter and brawls about "who he is" which earned him a good slap from a Mobile police officer.

alfredo4u: It happen three days ago, my fiancee and i had a misunderstand, at the process, she now said she cant be like my elder sister that is not married at her early 30s just becos i told her i still need some time. She said is o ver btw us. This was the same girl dat brought bad boys to beat me to death 3years ago. It was God dat save me dat day.
After dat, she brought olopa(police) to arrest me becos she wants to dump me.
Now, i ve a girl out there, dat can even sacrify her life and everything on me.
What should i do pals?

@OP, go back to elementary school and learn the english language or just stick to speaking yoruba

May God forbid that i marry this kinna half-man, half-woman, half-chimp

This Keke guy is a big mofo. someone dies and he his smiling on the pic. SMH

And yet genevieve nnaji's leaked s3x tape is on Youtube...why dey no ban that one nah?

Orikinla: Since this meeting was held without the approval of the elders board of the association, I the President with the veto power of my office hereby dismiss all the decisions of the association. Valentine's Day is not for small boys to whine over their failures to live up to the expectations of girlfriends. If you cannot afford them, then stop asking them to be your Valentine. Leave them for the big boys. Small boys who cannot afford big gifts should grow up first. Please, Nkechi weta your Valentine Wish List make I see am. I hope Pampers dey there, because you go get belle for this Valentine weekend..

Empty barrels makes the loudest noise! If we check your bank account now for ATM, we go see N816.04k as your balance. Mtchewwww!!!

We came, we saw, we conquered!Shame on our detractors

I feel sooooo gud that Ghana did not win anything after all their noise making. We came, we saw, we conquered!

Sunday Mba of course...my future brother-in-law

I see BKF bagging a red card in this game

Seunn11: The killers need not be northerners. Can't some tribalists from the jewist tribe do it in order to destroy the north? Watch your back.

Sorry...the "jewist" tribe you are talking about are not like the dirty, oiled-soup tribe that are known to device such backstabbing evil.

[quote author=o'boy]I love that Game,but wait o,why is jonathan and okonjo iweala there,why not farouk and otedola or even Obj?[/quote]Because the author of the wack game is from the part of Nigeria where Ibos are hated

[quote author=o'boy]I love that Game,but wait o,why is jonathan and okonjo iweala there,why not farouk and otedola or even Obj?[/quote]

[quote author=Red-Light]tell me about the walker ... it should will be useful when am not at home[/quote]It's a mobile device from DSTv...just like a small television which is used for watching about 15 channels in DSTv. Channels include SS3,SS9, SS Select, Channel O, CNN, African Magic and many more. It will be paired to ur DSTv account only if u are on Dstv premium. Very nice device cos i carry it to my office too

I'll watch it on my DSTv WALKA 7 ;-) No more viewing center stress

Waiting for Reuben Abati to come out and rant his usual Poo. In order to counter this story

Why am i seeing Valentine threads all over NL Frontpage? It's not 14th yet and it's like this? Mayb on the said day, seun will change Nairaland page theme from green to pink. NL mods and Seun, i hail una o SMHID

Abrantie: [size=24pt]GHANA WAS ROBBED OF A VICTORY!!!

WE WERE CHEATED!!!

I BET THERE WILL BE A BETTER PITCH FOR THIRD PLACE MATCH... WHAT A JOKE!!!

FCKKK SOUTH AFRICA!

FVCCK BOKINA FASO!!

FVCK NIGERIA AND THEIR FAKE SUPER CHICKENS!![/size]

Hahahahaha! Look at this ghana monkey complaining about being cheated! What do you call the situation where the BF striker was brought down on the box by your useless gaynanian defender and sent off with a red card? Go and commit suicide retard! Nigeria for the cup

eyenCalabar: A man cry? C'mon. Real men don't cry. I can't imagine myself crying. You wanna ask eventhough I lost a loved one? Yes. I won't 'cos my tears won't bring the person back to life. I may feel touched to the marrow, but to cry? No sir! However, anytime I see a man crying, I'll just say to myself that this one is not a man, rather a boy.

Na guys like you dey cry unneccesary cry for woman wen she dumps u or no gree give u "punnani"