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ilugunboy: most of then have huge issues with the spelling of English words...

And yet u can't differenciate "them" from "then". Go and enroll for english tutorials from your ancestors

ngozievergreen: What do they know kwanu? U are putting sense into jealous ppl.
All because d icon isnt from SW and none of their ppl get d appreciation achebe has worldwide,dead and alive.

And secondly, because he exposed that bloody genocide-monster called "TOAD in Ibo language". Thank God Achebe died a natural death in peace and not by drinking Rat-Poison like that other coward! NOTE: I no mention any tribe or call any name here o!!

Decryptor: VERY GOOD QUESTION! I hate jumping into a "band-wagon" just because an umpire has blown the whistle. It's not how far but how WELL!

I won't be surprised if that quote becomes hidden and i'm given a ban by **** for "Derailing the thread and constituting nuisance on the NL forum" just like i was in the Investments section for speaking my mind!

sisqology: My question is: the people that won the last one, how many people have contacted them? how many contracts did they win?

VERY GOOD QUESTION! I hate jumping into a "band-wagon" just because an umpire has blown the whistle. It's not how far but how WELL!

Will this reverse the pardon granted to Alamese(wareva his name is: i can't spell it )

Braincheck: Hey mod i wrote IMBE.CILE not slowpoke.. Imebe.cile cuz that's exactly what your president is. Now change Ma post to the way i authored it.

Hey Mr Braincheck! If i choke here with laughter, u will be held responsible o!! I laughed so hard @ this ur post that my neighbors who r outside with me taking the "fresh air" which God is providing cos there is no power supply (thanx to Mr Imbe:cile aka Gudluck Jonathan) are like"WTF is wrong with this guy?

How can they impeach him when the bigger thief a.k.a David Mark is the senate president? A man who rejected a bill that unemployed graduates in Nigeria should be paid N20,000 every month. They are all bloody criminals. If only...If just only the dreaded Boko Haram would stop killing innocent citizens and divert their activities to these thieving nigerian poli"trick"ians and their families, they would have my thumbs up at the end of the day. God bless the mod who posted this on FP. This is the kind of story that should be on frontpage so that the whole world will know what is going on.

What we see on nairaland frontpage these days pains me...If it is not "Tonto Dike and Funke Akindele: Who wore it better", it will be "Jim Iyke's new boxers:Hit or Miss". Gone are the days when Nairaland was educative and enlightening.

Warning note to all Men: BEFORE TAKING A SECOND WIFE, MAKE SURE U EXTERMINATE (KILL) THE FIRST ONE!

berepiki: ...may God forgive u for abusing me...if u must know...am a 2one student n i jxt want know if i shuld ignore all d girls dat will com my way during youth service or not...so drop ur advice n stop abusing pipl u dont know

What the hell is wrong with this guy? What brought about the issue of "2one" here? Are u the only one who graduated with 2.1CPGA before? No be children wey u senior dey comot with First Class Honors? Just take a look at ur comment on the bolded..."U want to know whether you should ignore all the girls that come ur way"...By the time u start the service and get urself one girl, you will still come and open another thread with the title, "When is it okay to kiss my new girlfriend which i met in camp?" or "Should i propose to her during our POP so that she won't leave me"! Gosh...this shows how immature you are. I can't believe i opened a thread started by a "27yr old kid"!

berepiki: itx good 2 ask question from people that are coming bk from a journey before u embk on it....i'l be serving by june dis year so i need 2 know som certain things...moreover am not in any relationship yet cos i dont like playing around...i want 2 go into a relationship dat wil lead 2 marriage...am a 27 alredy am not getting younger...am a Godfearing guy...a dominator...iRep dominioncity

So because u ar a "mere 27" yrs old man and u think u are matured enough for marriage? For the fact that u started this kind of thread shows u are not psychologically prepared for marriage. U still think like a child. Get ur call-up first, go for your service,pass out and land urself a well paying job before you think of marriage. Or u think putting a woman in a house as a wife is a small thing? Marriage is for Men and NOT for boys.

igbeke: where did u get ur statistics 4rm?
is ur girlfrnd a graduate? if yes, den dere's 95% chance dat u'll get married 2 a LovePeddler. so i'll advice u dont cos ur chance of marrying a decent damsel is only 5%. how abt dat?
PLS LEARN 2 RESPECT THE LADIES, OK?

A comment from a lady's ar$e wipe.

HQ: I even clicked the link to meet the same thing staring back at me.

I give up on some threads that make the Front Page.

I said something yesterday about the poor quality of content hitting the FP these days and guess what happened?...i was banned by Seun himself! SMH

WTF...I would have developed that for just N18.7m

Perhaps this woman rejected a very humane and soft man's marriage proposal and decided to marry this monster cos he had maybe a Range-Rover Sport or loads of cash. the only thing that makes a Nigerian woman still live with a woman-beater is the fact that he caters for her needs. When you tell them to back out of the relationship or marriage, they use the USUAL PHRASE..."He will change", "He was not like this before", "He is just going through some difficulties", "But i love him" and all that balderdash talk. Sorry for her though and prays she survives.

cyril83: Hmmmm! Akpabio can't just wipe off the memory of good times he had with that sluttt *annie*. Let's wait and see if their marriage wouldn't end up like that of 9ice and toni payne.

Tubaba i pray you don't regret this marriage oh.

I'm telling u o. Akpabio was Annie's Oga at the top before 2face decided to marry her. The jeep was just to appreciate the past bed-warming adventures

someone should plsss steal that bb porsche and give it to me

[quote author=bbpreye.]Please what is Weird MC? *confused**[/quote]A genetically confused robot manufactured in china

[quote author=Lagos-Star]Not suprised a bit. Another Igbo man taking over from a Yoruba man. Well done Madam Minister. We siddon dey look o.

And some wonder why other ethnics dont want an Igbo man in Aso Rock.

Stakeholder pressure my foot![/quote]The Yoruba man was not perfoming well and so he was kicked out for an Ibo man to perform better. We all know that various sectors which was piloted by yorubas were rotting away. So what's your problem or do you want to bring in your usual bigotry into this?

Never show a woman that you love her...be harsh and hostile to her and at the same time treat her nicely sparingly. and the more she's trying to figure it out, the longer she sticks with you. tried it and it works loads for me

Sensual Man: May u liv long my darling.
Jus like i stated before, i luv my chics in short skirts.
I don't even know girls with yam-legs nd Orobor legs wich one bad pass.
If una like, marry girl wit Yam-legs nd scatter-scatter teeths na for ur pocket.
Hipocrites, na una sabi.

Pls OP, what's the name of the girl...i mean just her first name and where does she base? I'm beginning to suspect she's someone i know

ArQueBusieR: Hahaha! I don't work hard; I just work smart. Btw, all a**kissers should be lined up and shot dead. I f**king hate 'em. The military approach works wonders. When you think like a soldier, you'll move mountains.

The best place to find a** kissers is Winners Chapel

The guy head too big...why?
the girl is the first yoruba girl that i've seen who is pretty...oh maybe she's half-caste

kgbd: [color=#990000][/color] World war III commences: Iran will for sure team up with North korea and isreal will ultimately poke their ever ready war nose. Where does Nigeria stand in all these?

Nigeria will disintegrate and the Northern Muslims will support NK while the South will stand for US and SK

I'm still waiting for the time when those SARS officers who killed those 40 MASSOB members and dumped their bodies in the river will be tried in court and given the same judgement. Then will i believe in the justice system of this country

van bonattel: I can wake up late thinking and scheeming, planning and scheduling how to achieve in 2 hours what took you 2 days to do.

A neighbor of mine drives a Range Rover Sport HSE and a Mercedes Benz G Series but wakes up by 10am...Question: How he take make am?