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israel007: if we no care una go say we too local, we care, una go say we too smooth. na wa for una. women una no go change. endtime don come o

Simply put...Women are the most confused creatures on earth.Always running round I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ circles THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT!

Princeojua: your type doesn't go far... Instead of yu appreciatin mine, so dat God will touch the heart of the moderator to give u ur 15min fame. Still u re here sayin nonsense.

Listen to me little boy...i can smell poverty pervading you in years to come...you are the type of guy that will be concentrating on looks and will never want to work hard to earn a living but wuld rather depend on tactics to lure a rich girl cos u "think" you are handsome which from what i have seen here and from the testimony of 90% of the audience here YOU ARE NOT! U are just like most guys out there...plain average!! Na ur type go dey look for sugar-mummy wey go feed you! If u were me that lots of chicks r asking out including 2 married women, it means we no for hear word for u. I know the next stewpid comment u'd make is for me to post my pics which i don't think an ordinary tse-tse fly like you can convince me to cos i believe IMHO that NL is a faceless forum and it remains so to me.Go and enroll for English tutorials boy and stop disgracing ur pathetic self out here.
Imagine u hyping about your thread hitting 21k views and placing urself with the likes of MI? Jeez!! You are probably among these jobless twarts who have attempted UME 3 times without success. Get and education ya foool and make out something from ur life! BTW, i don't need the so-called 15min fame you are talking about. Useless kid

okpara ugo: Dayokanu, now you need a roof over that hut.

When some parts of Anambra was flooded, this bigot and his cohorts dissed. Now it won't be just lagos but the whole south west. Karma is a biatch.

Lightening kills an innocent girl and one illiterate Oba blames it on govt? SMH!

I once opened a thread on how to make money by affiliate marketing just to help NLers, the thread was deleted.
I opened another one on how to convert a chinese made blackberry to an original pinging one by changing some of the diodes and ICs on the board but the thread was killed! Now some jobless and ambitionless good-for-nothing kid opens a thread about how handsome it is and it makes FRONTPAGE! I no longer respect S.O! He knows himself

banttieman: Na mardness dey worry both of them.

Eediots!

Yeah. I'm not surprised. Afterall, both of them come from "that part" of the country

Cuteguy12: LOl i love your hate bra hate on me if you want its alright

I ain't hatin on u bro...just sayin that what makes a niggah thick is cash and not his face. Look at Mark Zuccky...he aint as fine as u but he can lay any damn chick he wants

@OP, ur mates are driving Range Rover Sports and owning houses and u are here asking women to rate ur looks...no go work hard become useful na wen poverty go scrape ur hair and blacken that ur lips na wen u go know say man no dey fine for face

I don't know what to say about this cos to tell you the truth, women are just confused...THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY WANT FROM A GUY.

Mehnnn, i would have argued about this but i just have to agree with this thread o. Cos i met a nurse on nairalist and she visited me last year and Oh Boy! The 2 days she spent with me was pure heaven...dis babe knack me sotey my dicckk come dey pain me. Infact, i'll be returning the favor by visiting her in Eket where she's based by next week. The girl is something else plus the fact that she's from akwa-ibom. I suspect say nurses dey rub sugar and honey for that their kpomo o cos e too sweet

^^My brother, the thing is a real eye opener! It's there for the world to see. The one that made me ROTFL was an article i read in one of the results. It was a piece about Awo-ole-owo and the entire yoruba race. Just read it to see how bad this people are...

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/IgboWorldForum/message/150305

thumbs up for the guy who authored the article. He knows and disected these Ohemmanu peeps very well

Ray J, u hit it first...yeah but what did u hit out? NOTHING!
Kanye hit it afterwards and what did he hit out?...












A LAMBORGINI!

So who's the boss?

joudini: @Ishi, Do you have some form of tourette or reading with comprehension is just not your forte? Apart from your rants indicating the ramblings of a psycopathic slut, my submission from your inference got you nervous like a whor.e in church.

Ur assertion on african society has it that sex with a girl you are not married to is enjoying free kpekus, but you just discovered that because the girl was tied in d relationship n would be killed if she withdrew her punny?

The omniscient african society you quoted doesnt preach chastity? And d need for girls (because their virginity can be physically verified) be deflowered by their husbands? Or these african society traditions are selectively applicable?

And am guessing for those years they spent together, none of the girl's emotional, psychological, physical n material needs were met, so he was not entitled to the 'free kpekus'? What about the love they had, that wasnt enough?

The girl leaves him only to send him her wedding IV 2weeks later. Can't any one else see that this two -timing trifling biitch was dating some one else while she was in a relationship with the victim in this story?

Is 2weeks enough to meet, date, court, attend marriage counselling and print wedding cards with someone you perhaps intend to spend ur life with, if not that the girl had been two-timing bhind this guy?

Listen, you this undercover slut, using this story as a reference conveys your assent to everything that happened. I aint mad at you at the path you chosen but as a caution to the impressionable female folks out there.

If you are going to do a word mincing jerkoff session with me, at least make sure you are stroking the right verbiage.

Thank you jare! i thot i was the only person seeing how slime-brained this female scrub is here. She forgot to deduce those strong points you highlighted from that cock and bull story. The bolded u asserted there is so inherent amongst 98 percent of Nigerian girls today. Dating a man and having supplementaries by the side. Little wonder the higher carriers of HIV are women. I'm waiting for her to tell another stewpid fairy tale about how bad another Nigerian brother treated his woman. @Ishilove or wateva u call ur pathetic self, pleaseee, if you are so not woman-enough to handle a man cos of your "bi@tch whinning" and inability to see anything good in men, go jump off the 3rd mainland bridge or board a Dana flight and leave the sensible "few" ladies existing to digest the thread started by the OP.

lawizle: Gangster chik...

Excuse moi...there's nothing gangster about that stewpid comment. All i see there is an "Insecure Female".

Ishilove: Excuse me, sir, with all due respect, sir, you are fuccking reetard.

Do you know me from anywhere? I am here to air my opinions concerning certain douche bags who play on women's emotions, and you are here villifying my person. I take umbrage at your insultive words, sir. I also insist that you are an assshole with no respect for women. It is very obvious that you are the sort that the op is talking about and I must vehemently reiterate that you are a syphilitic imb.ecile, sir.

Sorry for my strong words, sir, but your brainless comments have unbalanced my equilibrium, and I strongly advice you stop thinking from your anus. Read the book of James chapter 4 and ask God for wisdom.

Bless you, sir. Hope your weekend is going well?

Now i know that something is really wrong with you! You are suffering from what is know as Hollywood Fantasy Syndrome and Abnormal Feminstic Misdemeanor. Did the OP say anything negative about a man displaying those traits? Oh! I know your problem...excessive attachments and weavons have taken over where your grey matter was positioned. U think spewing trash which you crammed from Oxford Learner's Dictionary makes u sound cool? I pity any guy who hangs out with you cos no matter how hard he tries to please u, it would look like he's taking advantage of you cos a low-life bi@tch like you does not know what it takes to spot a real man. Get a life! Loser!!

Chanchit: May he burn in the deepest part of Hell.. Ele'ribu.

Go Siddon...what about the one Obasanjo looted?

Ishilove: Hmmmm. . . I am so kicking someone's asss to the curb. . .

Continue kicking till u hit 33. By then you'd realise what those lines you crammed from "2 can play that game" has done to you. Wannabe Vivica Fox

Clifford SULE AND Nse IKPE-ETIM? So finally, that line on Timaya's "Dem Mama" song has finally come to pass..."When Calabar go marry Hausa na so e suppose to b eeeee"

So true! 100 guys can live in a room without quarreling but 2 girls can never live in a compound withous dissing and hating each other!

kandiikane: Because of this, I'll start padding my bras to make my chest area seem bigger so to get okada men to press against it like they do berem's. I want to see them writhe in pain.

See y i say Nigerian girls are too senseless? U put on an electric bra and mount okada with it...it sends the 85shocks to the okada man...Imagine that he's cruising the bike @ about 60kmph on a busy road...WHAT DO U THINK WILL HAPPEN TO YOU: THE PASSENGER?

rokiatu: Huh You don't find beyonce attractive?

Seriously, i don't! Her beauty is mostly over-rated!

Billyonaire: Take it easy brov, Right now, you decide to think that being rich is evil, how can you have that mindset ? You have already sentenced yourself to poverty in your thoughts. A bus conductor chose his job and his salary is 5k per day and thats very much money. I know that my account officer earns 120k per month and live decently, so how come a bus conductor lament even when he earns more ? You see, Poverty is actually in the mind, cos the bus conductor actually earns more than my BSc holding account officer.

Which bus conductor earns 5k per day? What passengers do him and his driver carry? GEJ and his entourage?

Come to Abuja and see Lambos and Ferraris with NASS numbers...wetin u go talk for that one?

mysticgal: what the heck are you people talking about?i dont understand.

Yeah! You won't understand cos this ain't some brazilian wig talk.
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