₦airaland Forum

aryzgreat: Rants of a drunkard! yes he is addressing Journalist in yoruba's only land and the journalist are in lagos state elementary schhool. Mumu!

What effort has he made? huh Is he d security adviser or police whose main duty is internal security? You expect him to wipe boko in 3 years when ur so called political leaders like Tinubu are busy twarting every effort d govt makes, just to remain politically relevant and be seen as d best option to d present govt, the same tinubu shamelessly went to Borno to dance on d street of maidugri just to score a cheap political point.

U know nothing about Bombs and explosives. u think boko will ordinarily assemble bomb in maidugri and mumishly load them into tankers and risk their lives driving them down to lagos? whot stops them from packing the urea and other bomb chemicals, place them inside d empty tanker, open the tanker lid and make their journey. The suicide bomber that bombed NPF headquarter Abuja drove all the way from Maidugri through the night and get to abuja in the morning before attacking.

If ihejirika is facilitating SS/SE terrorism against Yoruba, then do ur WORST! F00l!

Don't mind the He-goat. Instead of seeking for solutions to an impending and inevitable problem, he is looking for an Ibo man to blame. Typical of these ofe....nu people. They are taking the bombs there to blow up lagos and this is the plan: By the time they start with Lagos, and their people run to neighbourin states like Ogun, Osun, oyo etc, the would divert their activities to those states and finish them off! Soon we would know whether what the Afenifere said about "Ancestors" killing Boko Haram will come to pass. We dey wait!

[quote author=Okija_juju][b]Is she also pregnant here?!

[img]http://4.bp..com/-_vFPrDM3FoM/USTd_TINp7I/AAAAAAAAfgo/jh41n6Pl_8k/s320/1+-+Copy+-+Copy.JPG[/img][/quote]Is she your wife?

Iyfe Namikaze: YOu sir are an idiot! I have a professor friend, no.. Family friend who just died in that theatre last 2weeks! Are U mad? What do you know? we are here mourning and an idiot like you keep on talking bullshit!! Ignornace is the greatest sin of all.
For your info.. My own mum went to that damned place last december for surgery,and those.. no the Doctor charged us 4miliion naira as bill, we begged him to please reduce the bill atleaste 2-1 million but he refused..saying that he can't remove one naira from it, and that he will still add some other bills. How wicked is that? My dad told him that life is worth more than anything one can ever desire, an asked him if he is going to let me mum die just bcuz of money? My dad begged him to atleast start the operation,that he will pay later but the doc refused! So we left the hospital after we hav already giving him N400,000 for tests!!!..called one of our relatives who was even thanking God that the doc refused..he now gave us an address of a hospital in india.. ''Apollo hospital'' in new delhi. We now went to india for the surgery...and now me mum is healthy and sound again.. I THANK GOD IN HEAVEN
We didn't spend half the amount we would have spent if the operation had taken place here in this our greedy..money madness nation. It was wen we came back that we heard that about our friend who just DIED THERE.
So when i talk, people like you should CLOSE THEIR BLOODY MOUTH. BASTARD!!

How do we know what you said here is true? Na who we go ask?

Iyfe Namikaze: i would strongly advice against going to that UNTH or whatever it is called. Our medical doctors are not good enough to operate on the heart! This may sound unpathrotic, but its the actuall truth!
The nigerian docs do not care about YOU, they only care about your MONEY.
N500,000? Lol... Wait till you go there for surgery, theyw will include diesel fee,equipment maintenace fee(like say u go carry the equipment go after surgery),nurses fee, assistant fee and then theatre fee which would now amount to a total of 3-4 million naira.
Am telling you from experience!
If you want to have a heart surgery, sharply look for the route to india, it is alot more cheaper there, don't risk your life with these naija docs that can't tell from a pregnancy and malaria. + a word is enough for the wise+

Take your "words of wisdom" and shove it into your pocket. We don't need it.

tellwisdom: I would rather sell my heart for 5,000naira and drink beer with nkwobi, than visit that place fr surgery

Just say that u can't afford N500,000 if u have a heart condition to go there. BTW, no one will even buy ur heart for N5 so stop spewing trash.

Olanight: We also have a centa here in OAUTHC.....nt a big deal

It's either that "centa" has not been approved yet hence fake or some doctor forgot a scissors in someone's heart there so it is being ignored.

Valto: thankGod she was rescued. i wonder what they realy want from a young female corper..seems they are now kidnapping at random!

I don't think so. She must come from a wealthy family

Father God, i will never complain about hard life again in Nigeria, pls forgive me i did in the past.
I am shocked with most of the comments i read here...
While some people are paying £800 for heating in UK, Abuja sunrays dey nack me free of charge.

They are payin over £200 for electricity, while i just have to fill my gen with 10litres of petrol N970 (that's below £4) and use it for days minus when there is power from phcn

While they pay over £100 for water, "mai ruwa" (water vendor) brings about 6 jerrycans of water for me and fills my water cans @ home for N150 which is about 60p and that lasts for over a week except when i do heavy laundry.

While the pay £80 for TV channels, i am watching my hacked DSTv for free + Free 2 Air MyTV.

And tomorrow, someone who lives in yankee will say he is living a better life than me.

kulyie: the truth is usually unpleasant,i know you ladies dont like the truth thats why men keep taking undue advantage of you pees,the truth is never sweet but that doesnt stop it from being told.motimope eni gbo oro.mshewwww.smh.so if she becomes a single mom,can she single handedly take care of the child,even if she does,every child deserves a father and the child lacks a father from the womb,the man is only a s3x partner of the mom and not a father in every sense of the word

Excuse moi...i typed www.smh.so and it said the page you requested for cannot be displayed! What's the website all about?

The guy should start make-up lessons for nigerian ladies cos wen most 9ja gals make-up, they look like "winches"

[quote author=Nuzo']Lol

I was once in a situation like this some while ago. All 20 points the Op listed. And that was the first and last time I tried falling in love. At a point in time I began feeling I was the problem.

I'm grateful to God it didn't end up in marriage. Cos I really loved her.
I wouldve been a very miserable man. [/quote]Me too. She seemed to reciprocate my feelings tho but i later found out that she was cheating. Had to back out though it was hard! Love is not ideal...it's over-rated!

Don't y'all see it's Nneka that is way tooo pretty. The other one looks like a tranny.

"I'm in soup! This is not photoshop"

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A GIRL AND A WOMAN:
»A Girl searches for a rich man
»A Woman searches for a caring and loving man
»A Girls envies those who move ahead and hate the players
»A Woman shares their knowledge and
help others move ahead by not hating
the players but teaching them the rules to the game.
»A Girl measures her man's worth by the weight of his pocket and the car(s) he drives.
»A Woman measures her man's worth by his level of Wisdom and the fear of God, and how disciplined he can be towards his finances.
»A Girl breaks up with silly excuses
»A Woman has endurance, knowing that everything happens for a reason
»A Girl thinks about present
»A Woman thinks about the future of you and herself
»A Girl loves to have many guys going after her
»A Woman knows the law of demand
(Cheap things have high purchases)
»A Girl takes relationship affairs outside
»A Woman solves the problems within herself and her partner
»A Girl demands for money to buy
make-Ups, Fake Hair, and other unneccesary gadgets.
» A Woman works for money to
fulfill her plans
»A Girl gets hurt by one man and
makes all other men pay for it.
»A Woman knows that, that was just ONE man
*A Girl would read this and get an attitude
*A woman would read this and pass it down to other women

Was waitin to see Nicki Minaj's ar$e on the screen so i could smelllllll awayyyyyy!

cumpaddre: please like my comment! Thanks!!

Ok! You've gotten the likes!! Has your bank sent you the alert yet?

Who gives a rat's ar$e?

Kudos to the Aviation Minister. She is working...If it were to be a minister from Y....a land, dem for carry d money do owambe. Who says my people can't do well when given a chance

splashbaby: Na wa ooo...Wetin we don achieve with all these unique stuff? I read in one Awolowo write up that the whole of plateau state is on top an underground lake that would provide water for all the Northern states

And since when did your awolowowo become an aquatic surveyor?

kkkp: C dis stupid mod.....y u hide my post

Why won't ur post be hidden u yoruba tribal bigot? Useless Hippopotamus

What the hell does it matter which one i use? The most important thing is the date itself! The mode of transportation does not matter...
Anyways, if i should answer, it depends on whether the girls "bumper" is big. If she has big azuka, then i'd prefer using okada and will make sure we enter the same one so that her nyash will be massaging my 7.3inch "junior"!

Police kill NSCDC or NSCDC assault police...no be my concern! The major thing that caught my attention in the story is that pipeline vandalism is now rampant in the west. So these Yoruba-Yoruba people destroy pipelines? I thot it was only in the SE and SS that these kind of things happen! Yoruba, i hail thee o!!

jerusalem101: Panic and confusion has since enveloped the community with a resident describing Lambe as the playground for armed robbers

Why are they afraid and confused? i thot this bunch of cowards issued a threat of warning to the dreaded Boko Haram through their Afraidnifere. Now common robbers is spreading panic. Useless bofoons!

The yoruba girls that like bleaching their skin just to look like my pretty ibo girls. Try harder bi.tc.hh

hotwax: Igbo has ancestor? LOL. Ask them ? Let them show us LOL.
They dont have kings before, they are immitating the Yorubas by having Igwe.
No originality. Always fake as china. Igbo made jeans, Igbo made show LOL. They always live a counterfeit life

Look at this donkey! Do you yorubastards have a history? People who claim the Oduduwa their ancestral father fell from the sky! Is that history? Bunch of smelly, dirty tribal bigots!