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Politics › Re: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by Decryptor(m): 10:35pm On Jan 23, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
1-0 Is 'disastrously' huh
That's why most folks insist that IPOB terrorists are not educated. That was a fine match and our boys, Nigerian Boys, fought gallantly.
All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria forever.
Oga shatap! 1-0 defeat! 1000 - 0...still defeat! Bottomline is that we lost!

Anyway "brain eaters" never understand!
Politics › Re: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by Decryptor(m):
People should understand that their is something called a "Jinx"

A jinx is someone or something that brings badluck!

How else can you explain a man who whenever he get involved in anything or anyone that progresses, that progression turns to retrogression automatically?

He came into power when Naira traded for N187 per Dollar and just 3 months after he did, the Naira slumped in value. Now a dollar is about N500...

He became president when Nigeria was still breathing economically and just within a few years, the economy went comatose!

Anthony Joshua was doing well in his career and took his belts to pay him a visit in Aso Villa and from that very moment, AJ started losing all his fights!

And now, just this morning...he had a video call with Super Eagles players who were doing resoundingly well at the group stages with a clean sheet and after that, they lost their match!!

Believe it or not... WHEN YOU ARE PROGRESSING, SOME PEOPLE/THINGS SHOULD BE AVOIDED BECAUSE HAVING CONTACT WITH THEM WILL DEFINITELY BRING YOU DOWN!!
Crime › Re: Kidnappers Kill 8-Year-Old Asma’u In Kaduna After Collected N3m Ransom by Decryptor(m): 10:28pm On Jan 23, 2022
Lazyreporta:
I said the west gave atiku 45%, now you said 2015? the west will never vote like east, they still gave Jona more than 45%, Infact 46% was given to atiku. Here's the result and compare to easterners..

You don't get the point, Yorubas are not tribalistic, unlike you all. So it's funny when una dey talk rubbish, I just smiles. So no be una suppose they threaten any candidate

They always split their votes unlike you all
Stop showing me a useless chart from the Cable tv.

A chart full of anomalies!

Is the Cable tv INEC? Even INEC themselves with all their mago-mago will not even present such a discombobulated piece of crap like you just posted here!

Just look at the figures there for South East! South East that rejected APC and Buhari right from the beginning in 2015 with a 196k votes decided to now vote for the same APC that has disenfranchised them politically with 403k votes which is like double increase? grin grin

The same was even reflected for South South over 1.4m votes in 2019...where did the 1 million extra votes come out from in 2019 from South South? cheesy cheesy

You yorubas think because you have monopoly in media and journalism, you can feed us with cock and bull lies? Abeg take that thing you posted and gererehere!

The fact still remains and will always remain that yorubas are sentimental and tribalistic when it comes to taking decisions that will even help them!

Even If Jesus and Satan were to contest for an election and Satan claims he has an ancestry in Oyo or Ogun, yorubas will abandon Jesus and vote for Satan simply because he says he is Omo odua.
Crime › Re: Kidnappers Kill 8-Year-Old Asma’u In Kaduna After Collected N3m Ransom by Decryptor(m): 6:39pm On Jan 23, 2022
Lazyreporta:
did you just say the West gave APC 90% votes? I see, you're just kidding. See, of all the regions, the west remains the educated voters. They don't vote one way like east or north, the gave atiku around 45%, even total votes exceed that of east, upon una 95% votes to atiku cos of obi. Yorubas will always vote for anyone without being tribalistic, unlike you lots. As e dey go so, the west will end up being vp under PDP. Your excuses are lame, cos different people formed the party that brought buhari
Oga...I am talking about 2015 election and you are talking about 2019 election!

The votes you say they gave Atiku and Obi (if it is even true) is it not because Buhari brought out his true color and used hunger, Fulani herdsmen attacks and "non-yoruba political appointment" to reset una brain? grin

Before that way back in 2015 between GEJ and Buhari, who did south west vote for the more? Answer the question with all sincerity unless you are trying to run away from the truth like you yorubas do.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Want Sex Anymore by Decryptor(m): 6:32pm On Jan 23, 2022
Efe42:
No she' doesn't do such else where...
The way some guys can swear and vouch for Nigerian ladies eh! Not knowing the person you are vouching for dey do you strong thing for back.
Politics › Re: 2023: Arewa Twitter, Northerners Drum Support For Osinbajo (PICTURES) by Decryptor(m): 6:19pm On Jan 23, 2022
gowaga68:
What then are you insinuating?

Or kuku tell us not to vote at all.
I am not insinuating anything o.
I am just 1 out of over 200m Nigerians.

I am only saying what I see happening if a Osibanjo/El-Rufai ticket comes to fruition just like I saw what is happening today way back in 2015.

Do what makes you happy as a Nigerian.
Politics › Re: Should Swiss Woman, Nwanyiocha Be Made A Commissioner In Anambra? by Decryptor(m): 5:39pm On Jan 23, 2022
Emyzoloye5:
Wat does she know about our cultures and tourism

Mtchew!
Alot! I follow her on Facebook
Politics › Re: 2023: Arewa Twitter, Northerners Drum Support For Osinbajo (PICTURES) by Decryptor(m): 5:35pm On Jan 23, 2022
LMAO!

Fulanis are the greatest chessmasters!

Game plan:

*Produce Osibanjo as Presidential aspirant and El Rufai as running mate...

*Gather votes from the South West because of Osibanjo and inevitably from the North because of El-Rufai...

*When Osibanjo is finally elected, dispose of him in every possible way (including but not limited to "permanent disposal" or methods involving impeachment)...

*As the constitution requires, El-Rufai takes over the office of President which brings power back to the North. cheesy
Crime › Re: Trigger-Happy Policeman Kills Man In Kogi Over Sachet Water (Graphic Pics) by Decryptor(m): 5:25pm On Jan 23, 2022
According to an eyewitness, Who Quickly Notified , the youth said to be a commercial motorcycle rider, had allegedly taken a sachet of ‘pure water’ from the Policeman’s car to drink without his permission.

It was learnt that the boy’s behaviour angered the policeman and the melee that followed led the policeman to pull his trigger against the victim and killed him instantly.
What was the guy even thinking? Was he in belief of the saying that "Police is your friend" that made him take water from their van to drink?

To bad that he didn't live to learn his lesson!
Crime › Re: Kidnappers Kill 8-Year-Old Asma’u In Kaduna After Collected N3m Ransom by Decryptor(m): 5:23pm On Jan 23, 2022
Lazyreporta:
Remind me who you all queue up for during the last election? Still Fulani man with no pedigrees.

As for tinubu, I don't like him, but he's actually a far better candidate than any one else who has interest. I no una dey fear ni, na why all these rubbish talk about him. You all no that a tinubu on the ballot is a win for him. Reason you all shout north forever, or don't you have a qualified candidate from your tribe? You all single out tinubu to abuse, how about the rest? Or no other region supported buhari?
The whole "Muslim North" supported and voted for Buhari...90% of South West supported Buhari because of Osibanjo and Tinubu. Tinubu on his own decided to gamble by merging his party with that of Buhari and presented him as a candidate knowing fully well that Buhari had nothing to offer. His reason for doing so was to pave the way for him to become President as a reward.

But as a typical yoruba man who never learns from history, he forgot that Fulanis don't give a heck about who you are as far as you are not a member of their ethnic group and will do anything to hold on to power.

Atiku may be Fulani but he is far more a better option than Buhari although I still have my reservations.

You all no that a tinubu on the ballot is a win for him.
He may end up in the ballot under a party like Accord but never under the APC because he is totally underpriced nationally even though he may be a political model in the South West and the SW are not the only ones who are legible to vote.

So if you like, banter from now till tomorrow, Tinubu will never be president of Nigeria. His highest achievement ever would be serving Lagos state as No.1 citizen there but Nigeria is bigger than Lagos.
Sports › Re: AFCON 2021: Ghana To Dismiss Coach Rajevac by Decryptor(m): 2:53pm On Jan 23, 2022
No mind Ghana! They think AFCON is like dragging ownership of Jollof Rice. undecided
Crime › Re: Kidnappers Kill 8-Year-Old Asma’u In Kaduna After Collected N3m Ransom by Decryptor(m): 2:50pm On Jan 23, 2022
Lazyreporta:
As much as I never said who I prefer, but your hatred for him won't stop him from becoming the president. This just hatred. Don't you all have shame? You abuse him on matter wey no concern am, yet you want his support..
He was the one who packaged Buhari on a platter of Moi-moi and shawarma foil fresh from the oven which gullible Nigerians like you accepted in the name of change and voted for.

Now see where we are today. And painful thing is that he has never criticized Buhari for a single day and he wants to come and continue from where the Fulani stopped!!

Tinubu will NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF THIS COUNTRY!! MARK MY WORDS!!!

Even Buhari himself does not want to hand power over to him.
Crime › Re: Kidnappers Kill 8-Year-Old Asma’u In Kaduna After Collected N3m Ransom by Decryptor(m): 2:43pm On Jan 23, 2022
Lazyreporta:
I Don notice you.. But I no get biscuit
What a lame response to his comment on Tinubu!

Satan would rather become president of this country than Tinubu.
Sports › Re: President Buhari Speaks With The Super Eagles Ahead Of Match With Tunisia by Decryptor(m): 2:25pm On Jan 23, 2022
It has happened!

Super Eagles will lose this match!

Anthony Joshua's failure started the very day he visited this man in Aso Villa.

He is synonymous to bad luck!!

It is finished!!
Politics › Re: Pat Utomi: If Igbo Want Me To Contest For Presidency, I Won’t Decline by Decryptor(m): 2:21pm On Jan 23, 2022
Just imagine this confused crossed-eyed albino escapee! You must be out of your mind.
Politics › Re: Bashir El-Rufai Welcomes Set Of Twins by Decryptor(m): 12:20pm On Jan 23, 2022
GeneralOjukwu:
grin

The boy sabi torment yeebos grin

Yet one of their girls rushed to marry him.

Nwakego, biko nwanne, why nah?
At least he didn't marry a smello agbo seller from brown roof waste-side. grin
Education › Re: Abdulmalik Tanko: School Proprietor Who Killed 5-year-old Hanifa Abubakar Pleads by Decryptor(m): 8:43pm On Jan 22, 2022
chatinent:
It's his confidence for me. He should be beaten with barbed wires!

By the way, sb who called himself a journalist is asking a murderer who poisoned the little girl that “before the child died, did she complain of stomach pain??” No, she was giggling. Ewu Morocco.

The kinds of halfbaked journalists we parade in this country tho.
That journalist must be NTA journalist. Na them dey ask that kind of stúpid question.
Food › Re: Yam And Palmoil Sauce. Village Style by Decryptor(m): 8:41pm On Jan 22, 2022
This is actually going to be my diner tonight
Romance › Re: I'm Fed Up. My Boyfriend Thinks I'm A Prostitute. by Decryptor(m): 8:39pm On Jan 22, 2022
SmellySperm:
C'mon shut up!
Let me ignore you because if I drag you here, even the mods can't save you
Romance › Re: I'm Fed Up. My Boyfriend Thinks I'm A Prostitute. by Decryptor(m): 5:56pm On Jan 22, 2022
I wonder why some people who claim to be adults here end up making childish comments.

Why call the poster a prostitute? Some of these guys calling her prostitute will still go behind to send her a DM. Hypocrites everywhere!!

Poster, you are probably dating a married man who still holds the sanctity of marriage dear and doesn't want to defile his marital bed. Dig deep and you may find out more than you know about your said boyfriend
Romance › Re: I'm Fed Up. My Boyfriend Thinks I'm A Prostitute. by Decryptor(m): 5:52pm On Jan 22, 2022
Quality20:
abi o. prostitute serve men sexually out of marriage and she does d same with this brolesho and here she is complaining that she is not a prostitute
.
married women in marital settings are the only women giving sex who ain't prostitutes. All others are sex workers, whether they do it for free or for favours
If you have a girlfriend who you have had sex with in the past or still having sex with in the present, then they are prostitutes. If any of your sisters have boyfriends having sex with them, then they are prostitutes.
Romance › Re: I'm Fed Up. My Boyfriend Thinks I'm A Prostitute. by Decryptor(m): 5:50pm On Jan 22, 2022
SmellySperm:
But you gave him reverse cowgirl in hotels?
Oga please grow up!
Family › Re: Help, My Brother's Marriage Is About To Collapse by Decryptor(m): 5:29pm On Jan 22, 2022
marygreg:
Dear poster,
you just committed the same crime your brother is divorcing his wife for and my fellow nairalanders are also judging from a one sided uncompleted story. Lets hear from your brother and his wife
Note: 1.This is social media too
2. You just brought your family issue
here
3.The story is not complete
4.This is your own version.
hope your brother wont disown you when he sees this�
have a nice weekend!.....
Nairaland is a faceless forum where people hardly use their real names and upload their personal pictures unlike Twitter where the woman definitely has her pictures which can make people who know them identify her and the poster's brother as her husband.

There is a clear cut difference!!

The woman deserves what she is about to get!
Family › Re: Help, My Brother's Marriage Is About To Collapse by Decryptor(m): 5:21pm On Jan 22, 2022
Why are you people begging him? The man has seen fire that is about to consume him and has decided to quench the fire and you people are begging him to jump into the fire?

Let his wife go and marry those her fellow women on Twitter.

Your brother is a real man! Unlike that Noah9 who is behaving like a sissy!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Visits Senator Sani Musa by Decryptor(m): 4:15pm On Jan 22, 2022
uptimum123:
Real knows Real

Road to 2023 has began. On Tinubu's mandate we Nigerian's stand.

All hail Jagaban
All hail Jagaban
All hail Jagaban
All hail Jagaban

The chosen leader that will sail us to the promise land.
Keep on dreaming cheesy
Politics › Re: Dapo Abiodun: Ogun State Has Highest Number Of Yahoo Yahoo Boys by Decryptor(m): 4:09pm On Jan 22, 2022
Emyzoloye5:
No wonder they are plusing-up with human skulls just to catch up with igbos in terms of wealth

But do you know what! .... Afonjas are still fuvking poor and frustrated!
And blame 99% of their problems on Igbos
Properties › Re: Eight Kinds Of People You'll Find In A Face-me-i-face-you Apartment (memes) by Decryptor(m): 4:05pm On Jan 22, 2022
How can someone lick ice cream N1000, Shawarma N2000, Chicken N12000 and still live in Face-me-I-face-you? undecided
Travel › Re: Huge Antarctica Snow Cruiser Is Missing Since 1940 In The Antarctica(Photos) by Decryptor(m): 3:51pm On Jan 22, 2022
Anyone who finds that cruiser today and auctions it will become an instant millionaire
Celebrities › Re: Jaruma Speaks After Her Arrest, Says She Will Be Nigerian President by Decryptor(m): 3:01pm On Jan 22, 2022
I thought she sells only Kayamata...I didn't know she sells weed. undecided
Politics › Re: Hanifa Abubakar: Buhari, Ganduje react to the murder of 5-year-old girl in Kano by Decryptor(m): 2:58pm On Jan 22, 2022
If Abdulmalik Tanko was an Igbo man, by now Nigeria would have been on fire!

If Hanifa Abubakar was an Igbo girl in the North, it would have been swept under the carpet.

Since the perpetrator and the deceased are both Northerners and Muslims, it is a family matter.
Celebrities › Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Involved In Accident, Badly Injuring Female Driver(Pics) by Decryptor(m): 10:26am On Jan 22, 2022
Prenonjebose:
Thank God the woman did not die. It must be traumatizing for her. For the fact that the big SUV's wheels are on her sedan's bonnet is indicative of the impact. Probably, so many troubling thoughts. Arnold likes big things. How time flies. See white beards.
Prius is not a sedan. It's a hatchback smiley
Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Gifts Tunde Ednut 6 Cows And N5m For His Birthday Party by Decryptor(m): 9:22pm On Jan 21, 2022
Igbo business mogul gives N5m and six cows to broke Yoruba Instagram yeyebrity grin grin

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