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Crime › Re: Family Steals Pot Of Soup In Mpape by Decryptor(m): 7:13am On Jul 30, 2016
BABANGBALI:
grin grin grin you don dey craze walahi
i dey learn from you grin tongue
Crime › Re: Family Steals Pot Of Soup In Mpape by Decryptor(m): 11:34pm On Jul 29, 2016
BABANGBALI:
see as you change the thing to amala just to make yourself happy. Kwontinue you hear?
Go and look for a pot of ewedu to steal and leave me alone abeg!
Crime › Re: Indonesia Execution: Titus Igweh Begged To See His Wife And Kids (photos) by Decryptor(m): 11:10pm On Jul 29, 2016
When another of their aircraft will crash now, they will begin to complain.
Crime › Re: Family Steals Pot Of Soup In Mpape by Decryptor(m): 11:04pm On Jul 29, 2016
BABANGBALI:
NCAN kano and Abuja branch pls investigate and confirm the name of the family and where dey come from. Use the name akpu to trace dem
bory09:
this flat head people with stealing of pot of soup be like 1&2.. the oduduwa rather prefer drinking garri than getting involve in such mess like this. reporting from abuja NCAN news channel
The story says Femi was the one cooking the soup. We all know Afonjas like draw soup more than anything and cone-heads usually live in the same compound. Igbos can never do something degrading like that!

Still on the matter.....

homebase:
The same thing happen in my area last week.

A mother with her 2 children stole a bowl of amala prepared by her neighbor in their joint kitchen and they eat the amala with salt water.

When the owner came out and started shouting, the woman apologized.
Who eats Amala in Nigeria?

Romance › Re: Lady Accused Of Sleeping With Calabar Men Cos She Upgraded To Iphone6s In 2weeks by Decryptor(m): 11:29pm On Jul 27, 2016
mizzbouqui:
That's not true, I bought my fones with my hard earned money, I love pleasing myself when I can
The guy you quoted did not say "fones" like Tecno or Infinix! He meant iPhone 6s!!
Agriculture › Re: Anambra Agricultural Exports At Lagos Airport- Pictures by Decryptor(m): 8:29pm On Jul 27, 2016
nduchucks:
Frankly the Cargo I see in the Pics is worthy of belonging to a single exporter. This is nothing to brag about. State sponsored Agric exports should be enough to completely fill a cargo ship.

My comment was not meant to spite Obiano, but his handlers should stop disgracing the man by publicizing agricultural products not enough to feed a small village for a few days. A cargo ship filled with such products would deserve such a publicity - that is not to say Anambra will not get there.
Most of the produce Anambra exports are perishables like Pumpkin leaves which need to be evacuated within a day to their destinations. Putting them in cargo ships will make them degrade faster. Please think well next time before you comment!

#CommonSenseIsNotCommonAfterall

aresa:
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I dodn't see any ugba or ukazi or even isi ewu on that list... grin


Major exports are shipped via containers and cargo ships, not some little village boxes in plane luggage compartments with shoes, pata and handbags... grin


Funny people... grin
You need HELP!
Agriculture › Re: Anambra Agricultural Exports At Lagos Airport- Pictures by Decryptor(m): 7:58pm On Jul 27, 2016
While my able Governor is exporting agricultural produce to boost the economy of my dear state Anambra, one NEPA-Bill Certificate mallam i know of is asking NNPC to explore for under-priced crude oil in Chad Basin! That is the difference between a man who has Masters in Economics in a foreign University and one who did not even write WAEC!

Education is very IMPORTANT!
Crime › Re: Hausa Teenagers Attack Lagos School, Beat Principal, Steal N1.5m by Decryptor(m): 1:16pm On Jul 20, 2016
The Proprietor of the school, Chief Yomi Otubela, said it was only a minor disagreement among pupils of the school.

He said, “The issue was about some teenagers who had issues with themselves on where to park their cars. The police that were on duty at the school gate actually mediated. No school property was damaged; nothing happened during our valedictory service.”

But the Police Public Relations Officer, SP Dolapo Badmos, confirmed the attack, adding that seven suspects had been arrested.
I never knew that this cowardice and fear for anything Hausa by these people was this serious!

A master will always be revered by his subjects!
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo Jnr Celebrates Wife's Birthday by Decryptor(m): 7:57pm On Jul 19, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
Happy Birthday to her..



From Glory to Glory.. That's my new name..

And from Glory to Glory.. That's where I'm going..
What will be your new name by next year?
TV/Movies › Re: "Weed And Porn" T-shirt Worn By A 'Pastor' In A Yoruba Movie by Decryptor(m): 7:43pm On Jul 19, 2016
No Wonder!

Politics › Re: Accidents In Nnewi And Awka: Debunking Sahara Reporters' Lies! by Decryptor(m): 4:20pm On Jul 18, 2016
Abagworo:
Most roads in Anambra are presently in deplorable condition with flood and accidents taking lives while people like Chino and Obiano play politics with it. Ask residents of Ogidi what they've been going through or Obosi. You cannot cover the tummy if a pregnant woman forever.
At least, over 80% of the roads in Anambra are in far better condition than in Imo
Politics › Re: 'Why Always Remi Tinubu?' - Dino Melaye Takes Another Swipe At Tinubu's Wife by Decryptor(m): 3:50pm On Jul 18, 2016
mrkayusfit:
When Tinubu decides to deal with dino melaye i hope the igbo yoots won't start protesting on his behalf like they did for the criminal called Nnamdi kanu. Dino dey bite more than he can chew now. Keep cheering him to his destruction like you did to Nnamdi kanu.
What concerns Igbos with melaiye? Is Dino an Igbo man or are you just suffering from diarrhea of the mouth?
Politics › Re: Suicide Bomber Who Hid IEDs In Stabilizer At Sabon Gari Jidari Arrested by Decryptor(m): 3:48pm On Jul 18, 2016
He will soon be released and given N3,000
Politics › Re: Accidents In Nnewi And Awka: Debunking Sahara Reporters' Lies! by Decryptor(m): 2:50pm On Jul 18, 2016
This is the job of the James Eze who happens to be the SA Media to Obiano. He is the one supposed to give this refutal but he is busy junketing the whole of USA and snapping pictures which he posts on whatsapp while an independent media outfit does his job! Pageant SA
Politics › Re: Mohammed Yunusa Dismissed By NJC Over Injunction Stopping EFCC From Probing Odua by Decryptor(m): 5:56pm On Jul 16, 2016
So they dismissed him for doing the right thing? SMH!!
Family › Re: Dabbing Madness Taking Over Nigeria (pics) by Decryptor(m): 5:42pm On Jul 16, 2016
Did anyone notice that it is the northerners who are involved in the madness the more
Politics › Re: I’m Happy I Witnessed The Killing Of My Parents-– Ademulegun's Daughter by Decryptor(m): 5:35pm On Jul 16, 2016
Rednaxelot:




The same person that dinned and winned with the family during the day, went at night to kill the pillars of the family.

Little wonder he was killed and maimed after death.

What else can be a better definition of a traitor than Nzeogwu. Yet, his kinsmen will come here to call Yoruba people Traitors.
So you didn't see Major Adewole Adewoyega among the coupists? What treachery is worse than the one you perpetrate against your own brother? Educate your tribesmen first before mentioning Nzeogwu.
Autos › Re: Photos Of Made-in-Nigeria Armoured Patrol Vehicle by Decryptor(m): 5:26pm On Jul 16, 2016
If you commend this and berate and mock Innoson, you are a hypocrite.

By the way, they are assembled not manufactured in Nigeria. #SeeHowEDeyPain tongue
Travel › Re: Victor Adepoju's Wifi-Enabled Taxi In Ghana (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 1:32am On Jul 15, 2016
herzern:
NCAN member....reporting from Oyo state branch......we are glad to announce this great innovation is from a creative mind amidst us buh doesn't reside here cheesy cheesy cheesy


Meanwhile....we Yoruba's and creativity
So someone putting a Wifi device that displays signals which can be placed anywhere from a car to an office to even toilet is now creativity?

Anyway, if the crap below is termed to be creativity by brown roofers, i am not surprised this news is too

Politics › Re: Gbella, Ikon, Gololo At Public Hearing On Alleged Sexual Misconduct Against Reps by Decryptor(m): 1:24am On Jul 15, 2016
herzern:
please I don't have businesses with those konji-nized men..........
My question is who is paying for those table water?? cheesy cheesy........hope say nah Dongara cheesy


Yoruba making me proud since 18BC.......Yoruba no fit dey part for dah kind scandal....... If you are proud that Yoruba isn't among.....you know what to click
That's because a Yoruba delegate didn't travel with them. Instead, na RAPE we for hear
Politics › Re: Militants Shoot As Soldiers Look On In Delta As Crowd Jubilate (Video) by Decryptor(m): 2:54am On Jul 14, 2016
olatade:
Just nuke these bastards already
Go and nuke them by yourself! e-warrior
Christianity Etc › Re: Reverend Father Burnt In Anambra In Lover’s House Flown Abroad (photo) by Decryptor(m): 2:33am On Jul 14, 2016
oluwabishop:
There's a lodge /hostel named Allen Avenue there. The reporter/editor failed to indicate that specific detail.
It doesn't still eradicate the fact that the story is a LIE
Crime › Re: Man Trying To Scam Recharge Cards Seller In Lagos Caught - Photos by Decryptor(m): 7:18pm On Jul 13, 2016
What is his NAME? He looks like those "people".

Omonile no dey sell again since the "Army Slapping Episode" grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Reverend Father Burnt In Anambra In Lover’s House Flown Abroad (photo) by Decryptor(m): 7:15pm On Jul 13, 2016
Punch just shot themselves on the foot! There is no place in Awka know as Allen Avenue! Yje only area that has "Avenue" attached to it's name is Ziks Avenue.

Punch are nothing but a lying tabloid!
Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe: Igbo Ethnic Bigotry And Hate Campaign Worry Me by Decryptor(m): 10:07am On Jul 12, 2016
Joe is a persona-non-grata in Igbo Land. We have already disowned him.

Read an excerpt written about him by Anambra State

Joe Igbokwe: STOP DISGRACING NDI ANAMBRA AND NDIGBO! (SPECIAL EDITORIAL)

When Anambra State Online was founded in December 2014, it was done under the premises of disseminating news and information of events as it affects our dear state. Part of the reason for this decision was because of the daily positive activities and landmark achievements being recorded in the state on almost a daily basis especially since the present Governor Chief Willie Obiano took over the mantle of leadership. It was therefore noteworthy to keep Anambrans both at home, inter-state and in diaspora abreast with news and information of the turnaround which the state had started experiencing after many decades of jinxed leadership which made Anambra a sorry state with nothing to write home about in the past.

But with all these said, the need to also bring to light some negative occurences in the state by both indigenes and aliens residing in the state and also Anambrans living outside the state was not to be under-emphasized!
At a point, we were getting mails and messages from some our fans and readers not to post negative occurrences in (and about) the state especially those perpetrated by Anambrans since Anambra State Online is not accessed only by Anambrans alone but outsiders aw well because according to them, such negative news could be used as a smear campaign against the lovely people of Ndi Anambra.

But we responded that it was pertinent to post these negative events so that people could learn from them and serve as a deterrent to some of them who may in one way or the other be informed about the circulation of such anomaly by Anambra State Online and probably other media outfits which may probably cause them to rethink and turn from such anomalies in future (or so we hope).

One of such anomalies which we are bringing to the fore is from Engr. Joe Igbokwe who hails from Nnewi Local Government of Anambra State! Igbokwe who is based in Lagos State and currently serves under the All Progressive Congress APC in the state has been known for crude remarks and vituperation against Ndigbo which leaves anyone that hears or reads about them in doubt as to whether he is really of Igbo descent.

One of such outbursts was way back in July 2013 when the former governor of Lagos state Fashola ordered the mass deportation of Igbos some of whom were traders, artisans and even innocent residents on their way to their place of work on the said day. They were detained for days before conveyed in trucks like refugees at night and dropped them at the Onitsha end of the Niger Bridge in the dead of the night in what he claimed was part of the efforts of the state government to rid the state of destitution.

The Anambra State Government under the leadership of the former governor Peter Obi wrote to the LASG and queried their actions and days later, the Lagos State government released a statement with an excuse that the individuals deported or rather in their own phrase "relocated" were mostly beggars and miscreants who posed a threat to the existence of Lagosians.

Fashola also accused erstwhile Governor Peter Obi of mischief and inciting hatred.

After careful examinations, it was discovered that two-thirds of the deportees were from neighboring South Eastern states like Abia, Enugu, Ebonyi and Imo States. Not only that this unfortunate development was to serve as a huge burden to the Anambra State Government who was now saddled with the task of relocating these people to their neighboring states with tax payers money, it was also embarrassing to the whole of Ndigbo.

Some social groups and Igbo spokespersons living in Lagos and outside decried the humiliation but Igbokwe who was the publicity secretary of the Lagos State Chapter of the defunct Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) at the time called the Igbos in Lagos "ingrates" simply because of their protest against the Lagos State Government.

Hear him, “My experience with Ndigbo in Lagos will take a book to tell. Our people do not know their enemies. They do not know their friends either. Igbos lack the power of creativity, the power of strategic thinking, power of critical thinking."

“If Ndigbo can attack Gov Fashola the way they have done in the past few days, then I can conclude that we do not really know who our friends are."

Just recently, in an interview, Igbokwe was asked about his take on the Niger Delta Avengers and IPOB, he had this to say, "This country is what it is today because all have sacrificed something even blood to make it what it is today. But ungrateful Igbos and and insatiable Niger Deltans want to destroy the country out of greed. There is no hope for these bloody idiots who call themselves the Avengers and IPOB. They are a bunch of reprobates and common criminals. They are too small and too insignificant to hold this responsible and responsive government to ransom through blackmail and intimidation."

Joe Igbokwe went further to say that Niger Delta has nothing to offer Nigeria anymore except criminality, sabotage, destruction of oil platforms, murder, brigandage and corruption.

"Look at what these animals are doing to their environment in the name of avenging the Federal Government. Ah, ah, I see war. I see war. And I hope the human rights community are seeing the damage and the open confrontation." he blasted.

On the Igbos and especially Biafra, he had this to say, "Igbos should be thankful to the Hausa-Fulanis and Yorubas who allowed them into their land to make good money. As far as I am concerned, Biafra is a joke, so people should stop dying for nothing." he said.

It is true that Igbos who are hardworking and resilient to survive the negative effects of the Civil War bounced back and are scattered in various parts of the country doing one business or the other. But what Joe Igbokwe does not realise or refuses to admit is that the trade activities of the Igbos in the North and South Western Nigeria (which he says the Igbos should thank the Yorubas and Hausas for) gives a boost to the revenue of such states in addition to their urban development. So who should be thanking who here?

Anambra State Online is not in support of the use of violence or destruction of amenities to attain a goal like in the case of the Niger Delta Avengers but someone needs to remind Igbokwe that an agitation for self rule by the Niger Deltans and IPOB which form a fraction of the people of the South South and the South East Nigeria is not in itself wrong. Afterall, the UK had voted to leave the EU on a referendum which is similar to the case of the quest for the Niger Deltan and the Igbos.

But what bothers us and so many reasonable Southerners alike is the efforts of the Federal Government to check the remote causes of these agitations and bring a lasting solution to them via dialouge and peaceful resolution.

What Anambra State Online expects from Joe Igbokwe is to ask why the current APC-led administration has refused to adopt the implementation of the National Conference Report (2014) which if implemented would have undoubtedly resolved the lingering ethnic and pseudo national problems in the equity. But unfortunately, President Mohammadu Buhari said the report belongs to the archives!

What is also expected of Joe Igbokwe is to also ponder about the popular "5 Percent" acronym where the President clearly stated in an interview in Washington that the dividends of democracy under the new APC administration will be enjoyed mostly by the regions that voted for APC en-masse while the 5% consisting of mainly the South South and South East regions will not really feel the impact of Governance. We would be delighted if he (Joe Igbokwe) gladly raises that issue.

If he is fanning the embers of favoritism and eye service for his party, he should also reminisce over the fact that he worked himself up vigorously for the APC all for nothing in the prelude of the Nigerian Presidential Elections.

At least for his effort, Lai Mohammed was rewarded with a ministerial appointment as Minister of Information; but Joe Igbokwe was not considered good enough for any position, not even for an "ordinary" post of a commissioner in Lagos State!

This should have put him on a thinking pedestal that the South Westerners (Yorubas) forge a common front and stand for their own anyday and anytime no matter how much you stroke them gently on the back with sycophancy even to the detriment of your tribe, they still see you as an alien who needs to be checkmated. Past events have proven this trend repeatedly.

To them, Joe is an "Ordinary Igbo" who is among those worthy of drowning in the Lagos lagoon had Ambode not won; and therefore not being a "son of the soil", has no business being appointed Commissioner of Information in their Lagos State Government.

Probably, the Oba of Lagos, Oba Akiolu who threatened the Igbos resident in Lagos with drowning in the lagoon equally decreed the entire exclusion of Igbo people from the Lagos State cabinet, leading to the ouster of the only Igbo person to ever serve as commissioner in Lagos State, Ben Akabueze. This also brings to light the appointment of only Northerners as President Buhari's trusted advisers and overseers in 98% of all government key positions.

Anambra State Online therefore asks if Joe Igbokwe was not a descent of Igboland but rather had a name like Joe Ogunowe, would his fate have been any different? If an Adebayo Ogunsawe had put in as much effort as Joe Igbokwe did, selling the propaganda of the APC leading to the last election, to the extent of even denigrating his own people, would he not have been considered worthy and rewarded with a juicy appointment as a deserving stake holder in the APC Lagos State government?

Joe Igbokwe, no matter how he tries to Yoruba-nize himself or lapdog Bola Tinubu and his APC crew, he is still seen and treated as an Igbo-outsider never to be trusted with a key political position in the South West not to talk of the North. He should also remember that "charity begins at home".

In conclusion, we do not have the slightest idea of what moves other people or what stirs their resolve to make certain decisions; but for someone who dutifully carried the waters of the APC as Joe Igbokwe did during the last election and was not rewarded with any meaningful position, Joe Igbokwe would have either gone publicly rogue on Bola Tinubu and his APC or at least, employ the golden rule "Silence". But alas, "Joe Igbo-ekweghi" is content with being seen as in the good books of Bola TInubu or rather the perception of being seen as within the corridors of power, no matter how peripheral and then utilizes that opportunity to lambast his tribesmen by spewing gibberish from his mouth at any little instance.

We hereby use this medium to call on Chief Joe Igbokwe, that was on the payroll of the Lagos state government that defended Gov. Fashola’s anti-Igbo policy joining and calling Ndi Igbo in Lagos names, and remind him that “No one wins a battle against his kinsmen”.

We also advice him to refrain from DISGRACING ANAMBRA (HIS HOME STATE) AND NDIGBO AS A WHOLE because as the popular adage goes, only a fool finds the dance of his mad relative entertaining!

From the Media Dept.
Anambra State Online

www.facebook.com/AnambraOnline
Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe: Igbo Ethnic Bigotry And Hate Campaign Worry Me by Decryptor(m): 10:02am On Jul 12, 2016
Arise01:
Igbokwe is telling them the bitter truth but they cannot understand the handwritten on the wall, my Igbo brothers keep agitating for Biafra while lagos is building the biggest refinery in Africa that will give them stable power supply, employment opportunities for their teaming youths and also boost their economy.
You are a joker! Oil prices has crashed whereby making it a less desirable commodity. Stop celebrating mediocrity!
Politics › Re: FBI List Of Nigeria’s Richest Politicians - Herald.ng by Decryptor(m): 3:52pm On Jun 12, 2016
scholes0:
So no single PDP "Polithiefcian" on the list of richest ?
All of GEJ's cronies from the previous administration as well as others from the previous 15 years of PDP leadership are all conspicuously missing, abi did they stop being politicians the day PDP lost power?
Continue lying o..... meanwhile only fools will believe the list. Where Diezani, Dasuki, Metuh, Akpabio, Oduah dey.

FBI kor, Scotland Yard Ni.
Believe This list at your own Peril ...
cool
Continue RANTING! What next will you claim now? That FBI is IPOB?
Celebrities › Re: Oge Okoye's Camel Toe In The Gym On Display by Decryptor(m): 2:56pm On Jun 08, 2016
OP is very sincere. If it were to be news every hour that reported this, you will se something like "click here to see the torn trouser which revealed the real camel toe" and after clicking, you will find out its a trick for you to click his adsense banner
Politics › Re: The Last Outing Of Abacha With Yasir Arafat - In Picture by Decryptor(m): 2:32pm On Jun 08, 2016
jhydebaba:
I remembered vividly the 'up nepa' like shout that rented the whole of my area when the news of the late junta was announced. It was like Nigeria just scored the golden goal that won the world cup.



Rest on the fearless general.
May that shout repeat itself very soon!

Disclaimer: I only made a statement....give it what ever interpretation you like
Business › Re: Naira Weakens Against Dollar 357/ 1$ by Decryptor(m): 4:18pm On Jun 07, 2016
Pavore9:
l know some who bring in spare parts, hair extensions, shea butter, raw cocoa powder etc.
Ok. Thank alot for the info
Business › Re: Naira Weakens Against Dollar 357/ 1$ by Decryptor(m): 3:32pm On Jun 07, 2016
Pavore9:
There are people at the port who know their way around. Let me cite an example, some of us in Kenya who bring in goods for sale from Nigeria, all we have to do is tell our contact person in Nigeria to have the goods dropped at a particular place within the trade fair complex in Lagos, the goods are weighed, about N450 is paid per kilo. Your contact person's duty ends there as every Saturday the forwarding company takes the cargo to the Airport then the following Wednesday we go to the shop of their partner here in Nairobi to pick our goods, paying 200ksh per kilo to clear it. No direct contact with Customs both in Nigeria and Kenya! Igbo guys run the forwarding business on both sides.
Nice arrangement. So tell me, what sort of "goods" can someone actually send to kenya as you cited which is in high demand there which can rake in money? Are those goods food items, household wares, appliances? What are they?? I'm just curious

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