₦airaland Forum

While he s rolling on the floor, Obiano is setting the ball rolling! APGA is the answer! PDP is BAD...APC is WORSE!!

b0rn2fuck:
if man pikin say him wan gentle by force, trouble mame go cause trouble so tay begin knock trouble doe person door again, if I allow trouble enter again, dem go say born2fuck don start again

Persin no fit play with u again?

DzTzl:
Yes oh! We rock! So far ur healthy, big or not!

Hmm...madam....you are not chubby o, you are just busty.

If I was the fat girl, I'd do everything to sleep with her hubby after the wedding and share a selfie of us in bed, then send her the pic with a caption like, "You felt I wasn't good enough to be in your train, but your boo felt I was good enough to be on his bed"...

Her friend will just jump into the lagoon after seeing such

Neatboy:
Truly, when I saw the clip of his speech I knew that this man is having some health challenges. It's only an insecure leader that is scared of delegating power or authority. Buhari is about 74 years old now, but I strongly believe that based on the Nigeria factor this might be his 'football-age'. At times I wonder, is Robbert Mugabe of Zimbabwe not older than Buhari? Then why does he looks stronger?

Robert Mugabe is a man who is so passionate about his country as a whole while buhari is only passionate about the fulanis and vendetta

I thought I was the only one who noticed when I watched the recap of the broadcast yesterday on NTA. The man was looking 10 /years older than he looked during the swearing in ceremony last year and his speech was slurred. This is what happens when you have so much hate in you and when you have an evil heart. Inasmuch as I loathe Buhari with a passion, I pray we don't have a repeat of Yar'adua Saga on us but if that is what God wishes in order to better Nigeria, then so be it!

Funny enough, that is the kind of men most Nigerian women love and are loyal to. Be all gentle and nice and watch them treat you as shyte.

goingape:
if your brother change his peniis to virgina and started SHOWING his show of his newly acquired virgina, will you be happy watching it

Really? Did he display the vaagina on the show??

DynamoDeGreat:
APC 'wasted' 365 days and PDP wasted 16 years. Between 365 days and 16 years which one is bigger.

As for me and other millions of well thinking Nigerians Zombies
#WeStandWithBuhari

FIXED!

adaksbullet:
His these ppl off shoutafrica his mad? How I'm I. Go too wash I'm I cait in mine dstvthat am bouggted bye minesef?....dy whant too corupsion mine childs? Corupsion minewive too go and do tansgenda abi? ldon too dstv in these remove off I'm I cait


Said no too tansgenda on africa

Did you sniff python shyte mixed with monitor lizard urine and fuel this morning?

But why was the show banned? Was it explicit?

meezynetwork:
Bombing time

Lie Mohammed time

seunmsg:
You wail here everyday calling for EFCC to arrest and prosecute Tinubu, Fashola and Amaechi. Now that a competent petition has been presented against your hero, you want nothing to happen. So, why the double standard?

Cos the likes of Tinubu and Amaechi stole with concrete evidence!

Beremx:
men will always be men no matter who they are or where they come from.

smh

Is your father a woman?

Ever since the charade from Tiwa Savage's wedding, celebrity weddings don't move me anymore!

I know a guy who works as a janitor in Transcorp. He tells me of how girls just walk into the hotel and go straight to the toilets, apply their makeup and start taking pictures in front of the mirrors that you would think the toilets are photo studios

Agbani Darego is the only person that Nairaland said she wore bikini and when i clicked to check, it was bikini truly! The only part where they lied was where they said "bikini bottom" since there is no back view of the photo.

Other bikini threads in the past were nothing but scam because it's either the celebs were wearing bum shorts, three-quarter or even choir gown inside swimming pool

My bros don check price of Cerelac and Pampers come rethink!

miniziter:
I wanted to impregnate my wife before to have another baby for me but with the situation of things eh!

He should wait. Very soon, our economy will go on recess, then dullanus will be forced to devalue the naira and then the naira will become as useless as Zimbabwean dollars where a satchet of pure water will be sold for N2,000 and a loaf of bread for N40,000. Na that time somebody go buy the house.

If there is any petrol station selling below N145, it is simply because they bought their current stock when the pump price was still N87 so bringing it down now is because they want to exhaust the current stock. So whether they sell at N110, they still gain

MsGlobalwonder:
lmaoo. To think you quoted me first. You idiots just won't learn. *sigh who cares what you care or don't care about? What's my business with your life? You won't mind your gaddam business and still be crying fowl. *sigh

I really punched the nerve of some egoistic "do you know who I am" wannabe scumbag this afternoon. The feeling is so ecstatic

Cry me a river

Man like you slap you, you begin cry. U no fit wire am slap

MsGlobalwonder:
no son. I'm happier than you can ever be in your lifetime. I mind my business and I don't appreciate trolls. Asking if I live in the IDP camp is a joke to you? Oh well, it's not to me because I empathise with the plight of people there and if they have a choice, they won't be there. Perhaps, my sense of humour is dwindling; either way I didn't find it funny. Thank you.

I don't really care what you think cos your opinion does not count. Now scurry off like a drenched puppy and stay away from my mentions

sweatlana:
I epp advice others to marry early.

Lolz...

No mind me o. Was only kidding

CUM4WHAT:
lalasticlala, seun and mynd44 wud not ban u for using phishing website to steal people credentials and posting a fake snapshot on every thread instead they wud purnish we fr an offense they cant explain................... To be continued

My brother.....some people are "untouchable" on NL as long as they contact the mods and "do the needful"

MsGlobalwonder:
no darling. I live where you can only dream of. Mind you, those in IDP camps are better humans than you from what your brain just processed. I will rather invest in their future than urs, cos it's just a waste. Cheers.

I can see frustration is really eating you up since you couldn't spot the humor in my post. You can live in Eldorado or the White House for all I care but I sure am HAPPY where I live right now! Happiness is key and not living in Banana Island cos you can be living with Dangote as your neighbour but not happy. That is what you lack right now. As if i ask you to invest in my future.....Sorry for you

sweatlana:
Yes o! Team early marriage. I also got married at 18 when I was in second year in university.
Today I'm a lawyer business woman and mum of 6!

Getting married young does not slow one down

Who you epp?

See as you go throway your life for nothing! RIP

MsGlobalwonder:
I'm apparently the only one in d world who doesn't know her

You don't know Emmanuella? Do you live in an IDP camp?

TheNonce:




President of where? Chibok or sambisa?



This Momodu Sheriff is really a _stupid person I swear! Chai.........

FIXED!

dinachi:
@ Op stop being silly. This is exactly how American males like you started fighting for women and ended up loosing their and toihts too. Now dogs and pets have better rights than men in the US. Dont bring that nonsense here.

God bless you 1 billion times! If the kind of rights given to American women is given to Nigerian women, you will see instances of where a man will struggle and toil, build a house and own assets only for his wife to just bring in another man and haveher husband framed up, locked up in jail or even killed for her to enjoy with her new boyfriend and nothing will happen. Most Nigerian women are generally selfish, greedy, materialistic and wicked!