₦airaland Forum

keypad1:
Aisha and zahra toto will be very sweet to fvck.

Wrong! Anything buhari touches or enters must have a foul smelling odour!!

Pavore9:
I no longer moan over the exchange rate because it changes nothing, I have channelled my mental energy in making the best out of it......export is it!

And tell me what it is you can export out of Nigeria which is viable in the International market without Customs still swooping on it and asking for their egunje?

bender79:
Lol high lobber? Awume?...you see your orientation is very poor..confraternity ended so many years ago.

Sorry...I don't know what you are talking about

Your mama die, you come rush go Instagram. E never pain u yet!

nwamummy96:
Aro baga

Keep quiet you high lobber! Na Alora shakings be that!! Awume

JoeCutie:
I agree with you, Op, but there's one very important condition that'd make lots of sense if included in that list.

* If the man met the woman a virgin (or vice versa), and eventually deflowered her, for the divorce to be successfully effected, he must undo what he did. He must seal her back to being a virgin. How will you deflower me and divorce me on top? Is it how you use to do? You must seal me back oh.

No problem. As long as she discharges all the semen I ejaculated into her while the marraige lasted. I must have my semen back oh! #BringBackMySemen #BBMS

Ok...I think it's high time I talk! Nigerians engage in horrid sexual acts than this in the secret and yet we berate Kenyans for being free spirited. Why the hypocrisy? The lecturer who demanded sex for grades in ilorin is not a Kenyan! The boys who were caught sleeping with over 19 children in a room are not Kenyans! Ese's abductor and the popular Emir who sponsored the abduction are not Kenyans! Most of the people ranting about this story might be having sex with another man's wife or another woman's husband, teens or even underaged kids in their neighborhood. A couple will be holding just hands while walking along the street and all eyes will be on them like it's something new in Nigeria! It is only in Nigeria where is is ok to perpetrate the worst calamitous abomination as long as you are not seen publicly or caught but automatically become a devil if it is blown open!

Nigeria and hypocrisy/pretense....

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3808293_images_jpeg68d5535b971d558f594f10a5affd0a71

THIEVES!

Stupidity is when you watch movies and conclude that everything is as it is on the TV screen! SMH!!

keally:
but it is lawful for them to keep killing ur people, I used to think that you are intelligent...

The man is senile! His brain is as brown and crooked as his teeth!!

tsdarkside:
do you biafrrans still believe you can defeat nigeria on the battle-field..??...

look how our army respect their comrades.....

give up,or we shallllllllllllllllll give you up!!!..............

I wanted to engage you on the fact that it is still a Biafran Innocent Chukwuma (Innoson) that fabricates parts for the Nigerian Airforce Jets but on second thought, decided it is not worth it cos you are empty headed upstairs

Nice one! Proudly 5%

patriks005:
Blocking their website is a bad tactics to me, these guys give out informations (clues) about their attacks before they strike, so why blocking their website? Why not try tracking it source? Since the NDA is invicible, tracking the origin of their website and who created it and the location it is, is a good way to start knowing them, not closing it down.

You seem to have forgotten you have a dullard as a............(complete the statement)

Nice one! We need to go back to our roots.

princetom1:
Ha ha ha ha
Guys, instead of using 100 naira to watch a football, at a viewing centre of use 3000 naira to stream just a match at home and not enjoy it bcoz of bad network which is 99% sure. Or better still pay star times or Gotv, or HiTv or Dstv those money. I cant stop laughing oooo

You dey mind am?

I wasn't surprised since I saw "South Africa"

Whoever tries to justify the killing of this woman by denying how she died whether beheaded or not both online, on Nairaland or offline...may a crucial female member of such a person's family (like mother, wife or sister) suffer the same fate IJN!

I didn't call anybody's name! The guilty know themselves!!

iyb:
South East wetin happen now why are you stealing electric cable. i thought you were industrious and enterprising and also the hardest working group of nigeria.

Right i remember now it is only in Thailand that your ingenuity comes out

The guys are yoruba

Firefire:
God bless the President.

Congrats Nigeria, your 'presidency' is now working.


P:S
How I wish Garba Shehu made this statement on behalf of the president and not Adeshina.

Femi Adesina is the puppet media spokesperson. Garba Shehu releases heavy press statements cos he is the real SA Media

hakimmiyya:
These people just like deceiving themselves .My question is,is the intellectual property behind this Innoson motors Biafra's or Chinese?
The intelligent ones know that innoson brands belong to China,assembled in Nigeria.
These people won't stop making fool of themselves.

Watch this video and cure your crass ignorance! A thread about it was even on frontpage the other time


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPxasvi6YIM

I heard pork is very high in fat and cholesterol

Those animals up North who beheaded that market woman in Kano will not look for this step-mother to behead! It is innocent women they attack. I won't be surprised if the evil woman who did this is an Alhaja!

irunooboo:
She might be camping in another nigga's bed and recieving long and fat dicks consecutively. May God bring her back tho

You never have anything useful and constructive to say! Shame!!

ruggedboy01:
This place is empty

They should have hired enough zombies

Rice (the favorite meal of zombies) is now expensive nah!

Peacetemi:
I agree with the money part. But that big and long?? Nah. How long can a dwarf's dick be?? Even the length of his arm is equivalent to the dick of an average guy. So can his dick be longer than his arm?? Discuss.

your analogy is a lie! Most of these dwarfs are very endowed down there.

InvestinOwerri:
If I talk now, the mods would rush & ban me. I now have numerous email & nairaland accounts! So I would rather comment my reserve & be watching Nigeria in 3D. Finally, I hope that Donald Trump wins the American election, he is a no nonsense go-getter who would rather help fix some of the rubbish & nuisance going on in the world, expecially Nigeria!!

@bolded...me too bro! I heard that buhari has been covertly sponsoring Hilary Clinton with millions of dollars!

tsdarkside:
heyyy...sorry the igbos asked for it...you are cheering the destruction of my area,and i am exposing your wickedness....kpele....its nothing personal...i want you igbos to feel how it is.....

Why not redirect your grievances to Kwankwaso who released the guys who used your kinsmen for suya? Remember last year when he came to SW and told your elders to shut up and you did nothing, he has come and released yoruba-killers in Lagos and you are still doing nothing but calling Igbos! "COWARD V12"

Avalon316:
Bro,thats a big lie. You probably don't stay in Lagos. In Lagos,80% of the women have large bum$. Because of the excessive supply, the prices arent on the high side.

Oh...my bro pardon me. I live in Abuja. I can believe you because the population ratio of women to men is like 3:1 in Lagos. But in Abuja, na politicians and big boys dey ride babes with big nyash

hustla:
And some useless guys go prefer to be gay
When all these kain behinds dey to sample

The problem is that the owners of these kind of behinds tag it at a high price! Na wetin dey discourage guys be dat!!

Na dis kin nyashes wey u go insert your rod from behind and the butt cheeks go hide am but will be massaging the length of the staff of office! Eruption na under 5mins

A source said the victim was killed for dating a woman that was not his wife.

The source said, “He was dating a woman that was the wife of the suspects’ leader. On the night that he was killed, he was with the woman. ”

The source said the woman had already been arrested by the police.

That source should be investigated! How did he know all this?

People misunderstand the advert! It simply states that if you are HIV positive and you need a wife or husband, you should call! The owner of the number acts as a proxy or agent to connect a HIV positive person to a husband or wife who is probably also HIV positive!