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Politics › Re: Igbo Move To Boost Southeast Economy by Decryptor(m): 6:54pm On Aug 26, 2016

ImperialYoruba:
This move is 47yrs old ad still nothing to show for it.

At least we made a move! Give me a typical example of a move from your tribe here or zip your tongue!

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Celebrities › Re: "Why I Enlarged My Boobs" – Huddah Monroe by Decryptor(m): 6:26pm On Aug 26, 2016

Hmmm! I just watched a short clip of her shower hour on NaijaXrated Blog. Her tips were really tiny then!

Politics › Re: Anambra At 25: Obiano To Commission Flyover Bridges At Anniversary (photos) by Decryptor(m): 9:42pm On Aug 25, 2016

AnambraDota:
Lol, don't mind the fraudulent administration in Anambra.

Obiano is the definition of cluelessness and drunkenness.

He Should to Ebonyi and learn from Umahi.

Chai! Everybody is now claiming to come from Anambra State! SMH!!

NYSC › Re: Corper Stacy Nwokocha Buried In Her Uniform (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 9:39pm On Aug 25, 2016

See how beautiful she is even in death! cry

Sports › Re: Before And After Photos Of Rashidi Yekini’s Mother’s House... by Decryptor(m): 11:24pm On Aug 24, 2016

flyca:
He tried, he tried... Biko nu Nigerians, did Sariki renovate this house with his personal hard-earned money? So what is stopping him from giving this mama a real threat?

FYI, No real work has been done in this house.
Besides, where are the pictures of other parts of the house, I mean the bedrooms and convinences?
Oil paint
Carpet floor no tiles
No TV
Can we see the exteriors?

All na publicity stunt. And NLanders are falling for it, big time!

Saraki is 1000000000000 times better than Buhari who collected the N1m of a Septuagenarian who eventually died and the lunch money of a 9 year old pupil and did NOTHING with it!

Sports › Re: Katsuya Takasu With Mikel Obi & Siasia As He Fulfills His $390,000 Promise by Decryptor(m): 3:09pm On Aug 21, 2016

blueto:
Hit Like if you want Dalung fired Or Share if you insist he deserves to stay.

buhari and dalung are on NL....na 2 of them click the share button!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Mbaka At The Innoson Kiara Academy Nnewi Graduation Of Ex Militants (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 3:06pm On Aug 21, 2016

Ahmeduana:
WHERE ARE THE GRADUATES?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4134851_fbimg1471762711815_jpeg10a764a931084be24873d66883231286

NOW THE QUESTION IS....

WHERE ARE YOUR EYES?...

OH...I KNOW...YOU DONATED THEM TO BUHARI DURING THE CAMPAIGNS! SORRY!!

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Travel › Re: Video Of Hardworking Nigerian Guys In A Tyre Plant In India by Decryptor(m): 2:15pm On Aug 21, 2016

OP, you made a mistake. If you had written Snake or Bush meat in any portion of this story, it would have been on frontpage by now. Perhaps, Lalasticlala might still be in church tho.

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Crime › Re: I Knelt And Begged Him, Yet He Slaughtered My Daughter In My Presence – Mother O by Decryptor(m): 5:30pm On Aug 20, 2016

Landmark445:
Afonja and crime.

Please, next time you wanna post such, label it as "GRAPHIC PHOTOS"....Eeewww!

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Business › Re: Onitsha Shoprite Idles Away by Decryptor(m): 11:08pm On Aug 19, 2016*

ayoolanr:
Ara adugbo e ma gba wa o!!! Look at this beastly nit-wit forming champion on nairaland??

Eeyah...sorry oh. Don't worry. I will buy you N100 biscuit from Shoprite Onitsha and send it down to your location because i know there is no supermarket or shoprite there. Just PM me your red-zinc area code. undecided

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kills Five In Attack On Reopened Highway - Vanguard by Decryptor(m): 10:36pm On Aug 19, 2016

Beress:
Good morning Buhari!

Good morning Liar Muhammed!!

Good morning APC!!!

Good Morning Zombies

MODIFIED!

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Politics › Re: Saraki Renovates Rashidi Yekini's House For His Mother, Boosts Her Business by Decryptor(m): 10:33pm On Aug 19, 2016

gunuvi:
I won't thank saraki because its the money that was meant for the poor that he has been stealing that he gave the woman.
rip yekini

What of the elderly woman who gave her life savings of N1m to your saintly buhari during his campaign who died months back and the little school girl that donated her lunch money? Between him and Saraki, who is worse?

Stop thinking like a dullard!

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Romance › Re: Girl Flaunts Her Aged White Husband (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 1:53am On Aug 19, 2016

Business › Re: Onitsha Shoprite Idles Away by Decryptor(m): 9:13pm On Aug 18, 2016

HarkymTheOracle:
Ipobians no get money na.. drug no dey pay again..dem don almost catch dem finish.. dat full wey dem full d shoprite wen dem just open am na for Selfie and picture.. Igbo kwenu!!!

Oya...Receive SENSE IJN!

https://www.thisisyourconscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/td-jakes-tyler-perry.jpg

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Business › Re: Onitsha Shoprite Idles Away by Decryptor(m): 9:09pm On Aug 18, 2016

Hehehehehe! I'm not surprised! We are Anambrans. Things like Shoprite no dey freak us cos there are big supermarkets all over Onitsha alone where you get all you want. Whatever South Africa brings into Nigeria to Shoprite, an Anambra man has it already in his backyard.

Unlike the zone of the popular e-warriors here on NL who are lazy and get over-excited over the mere sight of Sneakers Chocolate Bar.

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Politics › Re: Adeojo Lanrewaju Manlarry Posts Jonathan's Photo On Facebook Hanging Himself by Decryptor(m): 6:45pm On Aug 18, 2016

12Monkeys:
You have said worse and threatened far more evil on the Jonathan household here.

So stop your hypocrisy

Cut him some slack. The Zombism may gradually be wearing off due to hunger. grin

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Celebrities › Re: APC Shoe Spotted In Turkey Store - Kunle Afod by Decryptor(m): 3:44pm On Aug 18, 2016

Airforce1:
the guy on blue top is a Yoruba film actor

Which Turkey store

No mind the scammer!

Crime › Re: Weapons Recovered From Criminals In Imo. Photos by Decryptor(m): 3:43pm On Aug 18, 2016

Okoro-Awusa's Boys

Crime › Re: Man Poisons Neighbour’s Pot Of Soup In Lagos ( Photo) by Decryptor(m): 3:35pm On Aug 18, 2016

Freiden:
Blackberrybabes.....why you no complete the name of the offender Ow! I get it....na same tribe una be. I will help you.

NCAN, Osun State branch, reporting from Ilesha.
The name of the offender in full is Daniel Chukwuma Ojukwu

Na omo Igbo, from the yeast.

#RADARADA

I know the guy well. His name is Gbenga Daniel! Names were changed by the author.

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Politics › Re: Charles Chukwunonso Odo: I Cursed PDP, It Will Never Know Peace by Decryptor(m): 5:51pm On Aug 17, 2016

AntiIPOOP:
1. PDP met a bag of rice at less than N2500 in 1999, but left it at N11,000 in 2015 when they left power.
2. PDP met the Dollar at N20 when they came in 1999, but left it at N220 in 2015 when they were leaving.
3. PDP met petrol pump price at N11 when they came in 1999 but left it at N87 when they were leaving in 2015.
4. PDP met a bag of cement at less than N400 but left it at N2000 while they were leaving in 2015.
5. PDP met a tin of milk at N15 in 1999 but left it at N100 when they left in 2015.
6. PDP met only OPC in 1999 but left us with Niger Delta militancy, MASSOB, IPOB, BAKKASI and Boko Haram as at when they left in 2015.
7. PDP was ushered in with a free and fair election in 1999 by the military but they left us with ballot box snatching, rice sharing for campaigns, do-or- die politics, political assassinations, etc...

Modified...

Lol strong curse indeed, the Ineffectual Baboon comes to mind

Meanwhile, my chairman is somewhere enjoying the show

How much are all the commodities you mentioned now under NEPA Bill Certificate President in 2016?

Politics › Re: Lagos’ Ownership Of 4 Oil Wells Approved By FG, 1 Other Disproved by Decryptor(m): 3:58pm On Aug 17, 2016

Yoruba people when Hausa kills them:

"Let's form Odua Republic! Enough of this bloodshed"

Yoruba people when they find OYEL well in Lagos:.......

[img]http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=125651755[/img]

Bolustic:

[color=#990000]Anyone who doesn't believe in Nigeria particularly those who want to secede MUST not be given privileges that accrue to those who want to stay.
[img]http://media.riffsy.com/images/2d3213bc8de1d9085e69d16660b80fa1/raw[/img]

Confused beings aka Hypocrites

Celebrities › Re: Five Star Oil And Gas Company Launched By E-money And Kcee by Decryptor(m): 2:27pm On Aug 17, 2016

The Logo looks wack! I thought oil has lost it's value...why are people still investing in it?

Celebrities › Re: Davido Smoking Weed With Jamaican Popkaan In Jamaica (pics/vid) by Decryptor(m): 2:18pm On Aug 17, 2016

HEIGHT OF IRRESPONSIBILITY!

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 6-Month-Old Son, Fans Blast Her Over Faceless Pic by Decryptor(m): 1:06pm On Aug 17, 2016

Michael Jackson was the one who started this "Child Face Hiding Game" and it went on till his children even grew and they wore masks in public until his death when their real faces were revealed and we discovered how wurgly they were. (though his daughter is improving with time). Beyonce then followed suit and then in Nigeria Tiwa and now Tonto.

Any hidden face must be revealed one day.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Ugandan NTV Disowns Staff Having Sex In The Office "They Are Not Our Staff" by Decryptor(m): 3:13am On Aug 17, 2016

The News might be true but for the pictures and videos used as an illustrative to the story, it is VERY OLD! That's a teacher and his student who were having sex in the teacher's office on a Saturday when no one was in school and he (the teacher) recorded it

NEHLIVE:
more

SEE ALL THE EXPLICIT & UNEDITED PHOTOS HERE» http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/08/ugandan-tv-stations-staff-caught-on.html

Don't Bother clicking on the link above!^^^

Business › Re: Fire Destroys Shops And Houses At Bariga (New Garage) Lagos (Pics, Video) by Decryptor(m): 9:20pm On Aug 16, 2016

Omonigeriarere:
When did attributing someone's local food to his personality becomes a trophy? This is like calling Ugochukwu an akpu-eating flat head: no bigi.

See as una dey take find trouble? I mentioned Amala Face but omitted Cone-Head....now you are mentioning Igbo. huh

Na this kin thing wey hausa dey carry vex kill una for lagos and then people will start blaming them not knowing say na una find trouble. undecided

Politics › Re: Start Oil Exploration In Benue - Buhari Orders NNPC by Decryptor(m): 7:26pm On Aug 16, 2016

After the exploration in Chad failed! You go look for oyel tire!! tongue

Business › Re: Fire Destroys Shops And Houses At Bariga (New Garage) Lagos (Pics, Video) by Decryptor(m): 7:23pm On Aug 16, 2016

Omonigeriarere:
Do you know the place well or you are just typing rubbish just because of a gift of 10MB all the way from your erosion-affected hamlet? The biggest electronic shop is owned by Yoruba man if I am not mistaken and there is no any plan for relocation because majority of shops there are attached to a residential houses not independently.

Get your fact right.

Why are you angry? Is it because i said the truth or because i called ambode Amala Face? huh

Buh his face dey like Amala na!

Crime › Re: Undertaker Rapes Woman In Lagos, Takes Her Unclad Photos by Decryptor(m): 5:23pm On Aug 16, 2016

I know say na dem nah! NCAN Awka Branch reporting!

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Family › Re: He Surprised His Wife On Her Birthday And Got A Shocker Of His Life. by Decryptor(m): 5:18pm On Aug 16, 2016

queencalipso:
Tɦɛ զʊɛstɨօռ ʀɛʍaɨռs, աɨʟʟ a ʍaռ ɛʋɛʀ ɮɛ satɨsʄɨɛɖ աɨtɦ ɦɨs աօʍaռ

Tɦat ʍօʍɛռt աɦɛռ ʏօʊ ɦɛʀɛ ʏօʊʀ ʍaռ tɛʟʟɨռɢ ʏօʊ, "ɮaɮʏ aʟʟ tɦօsɛ ɢɨʀʟs aʍ ċɦɛatɨռɢ օռ ʏօʊ աɨtɦ ɨ ɖօռ't ʟօʋɛ tɦɛʍ, ɨts ʏօʊ ɨ ʟօʋɛ". Wɦat ʀʊɮɮɨsɦ!!

At least the man is sincere rather than serpentine women who will tell you, "If there is anything i cant do, it is cheating on you" not knowing she has "collected" from your gateman, driver, landlord and even Pastor!

Celebrities › Re: Kaffy And Her Friend Pose In Their Underwear (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 5:14pm On Aug 16, 2016

tola400:
CHECKOUT THIS 3 PHOTOS OF THEM EXPOSED THEIR BODY @ http://www.flexygist.com/2016/08/16/photo-checkout-this-outfit-of-dancer-queen-kaffy/

La click la bend

Business › Re: Fire Destroys Shops And Houses At Bariga (New Garage) Lagos (Pics, Video) by Decryptor(m): 5:13pm On Aug 16, 2016

After their amala faced Governor said Igbos should leave lagos, they are using fire as a tool to hasten it!

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