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Useless trashy woman! She is so low graded that she can't have the brains to go to the FRSC and have a number-plate customized for her name but rather chooses to display that signboard on her jeep?

I love and defend anything Igbo but this one no follow!

rawpadgin:
dude, I admire ur courage

What's courageous about coming to nairaland to inform us of plans to propose to an albino girl?

Zombies on NL right now....

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This kind of thing would have been averted if someone did not call some sets of people from a region 5%!

I pity the families of these innocent soldiers who are in the receiving end in the course of their duty! May they RIP

Bigotry and Violence go hand in hand but Violence is never the answer!

iamsparrow:
FTC for the first time, I wanna dedicate this FTC to Hadassah and all Naselsites class of 2016 Unilorin. I love them all

Now back to the thread, Prior to the election, GEJ and pdp were not an option for Nigerians and I am afraid they are still not.

At least one positive from the election was breaking the jinx that the incumbent cannot be defeated. We need another opposition party to check Bubu and APC aside pdp

And breaking that jinx was made possible by the transparent nature of GEJ!

If GEJ wanted to stick to power, he would by making sure he got rid of Jega and put someone there who would have co-ordinated the elections to his favor.

The worst that would have happened is that those in leadership today would have been the ones to be called "Wailers" and incidences of violence would have emanated in most parts of the North which would have still been eventually curtailed by the Army on the instructions of the President BUT CERTAINLY our economy wouldn't be in this mess because even if NOI was not still the finance minister, someone else of pedigree would have been in charge of the helm of affairs in the ministry rather than the present good-for-nothing phonetic grammer-speaking 16+6=24 semi-literate dundee we have as the minister for finance!

I am not saying PDP was the best but APC is certainly the WORST!

The people who clamored for this CHANGE are like foolish people who were living close to fire and were feeling the heat and voted in people who then finally pushed them into the furnace!

Nigerians should enjoy the CHANGE!

#Proudly5%

Sijo01:
The hustle is real.
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What is the name of the ICT staff?

Musa Adewale

Shebi they were mocking the people of the Niger Delta? Now it's their turn to taste the wine.

Boko Haram ==NORTH==AGITATION: Total Islamization of Nigeria as a Caliphate==Mode of Operandi: Killing innocent people by suicide bombs, burning places of worship. CLASSIFICATION: BLOODTHIRSTY MURDERERS!

South West Militants ==SOUTH WEST==AGITATION: No Clear or Structured Agitation. Probably done with the intention to just kill, steal and maim==Mode of Operandi: Killing innocent people and breaking into their houses to plunder and steal valuables. CLASSIFICATION: BLOODTHIRSTY MURDERERS!

Niger Delta Militants ==SOUTH SOUTH==AGITATION: Resource Control and Governments attention on the plight of their land ==Mode of Operandi: Bombing Oil installations and Pipelines without shedding innocent blood. CLASSIFICATION: FREEDOM FIGHTERS!

Independent People of Biafra(IPOB)==SOUTH EAST==AGITATION: To attain freedom and self-rule in the Sovereign State of Biafra ==Mode of Operandi: Peaceful protests on the streets. CLASSIFICATION: ACTIVISTS FOR INDEPENDENCE!




NO WONDER NIGERIA IS CALLED A ZOO! THE ANIMALS HAVE FINALLY BEEN CLASSIFIED AND SEPARATED FROM THE HUMANS!

So Lagoon is for Igbos while Canal is for.......... Issorai

Chai! Many feminists and gold diggers here on Nairaland won't like this

wilnaira:
. what do customer care know? " please hold on sir, sir are u still there, please sir I'm sorry you have to call back later, it has not appeared on our platform"..... Just Negodu customer care

The bolded dey vex me pass! MTN does that one wella! Just 3 days back, i loaded N400 on my fone and didn't make a single call or send any text messages.

Just like 3 hours later when i wanted to make a subscription worth N25, i was told that my acc balance was insufficient I rush check balance only to see N0.01 staring back at me!

E just do me like film!! I called the CC only for the guy to say "it has not appeared on our platform" and i should call within 24hrs.

Called back the following day and the lady after wasting my time for over 10 mins while continuously reciting, "I'm still with you sir" told me that i used the credit to call another number for 20 mins. When i asked her to tell me which number it was, she called i for me and guess what....THE NUMBER WAS MY MAIN MTN LINE!

I was like, "Hellooooo...so i don dey mad to call my own number in a phone which is with me for about 20mins? Who come pick am?" She responded that that as what the "System" was showing her!

So the North is receiving the lion share and yet their children are dying of hunger and starvation esp Kano where they exchange their kids for rice! #KarmaIsAB*tch

kinzmen:
Kano state appeared 2 times... Y?

One belongs to Kano while the other belongs to Mallam Kwankwashiorkor

Scammers have taken over this thread

numericalguy:
Hmmm.. This is serious.
I remembered during the electioneering days, some people were telling us how Buhari was coming to make one Naira equal to one USD

Most of those people can't even find garri to drink now sef

nelxxy:
when did Nigeria change national anthem

Under buhari's regime

The fact that Roch-Arse is not on this list and Ifeanyi Egwuanyi of Enugu is makes this list absolute TRASH!

Meanwhile, the jobless, mannerless noise-making daughter of one presidiot i know is busy making noise all over twitter!

Bolustic:
Na Yoruba. No ChestBeating!!!

Meanwhile, I can see some people viewing this thread like this.

So she copy source code from somewhere and did what an elementary school kid in yankee would do as a science homework and you are already beating chest?

Look at the underlined words in red!

Naija and copy-copy! Motor race where Hummer is being used instead of Safari Cars? I bet they won't exceed 80kmph! Mtchewww

Who are they tryna deceive with that their useless network that is as sloppy as soured ewedu soup?

So i get to spend N500 for 3gb while i can spend N150 for the same 3gb if only i have 6 different MTN Sims which is better and faster?

GLO should try again! Even if they offer 100gb for N200, i;m not interested!

Tolexander:
Honestly, the picture of Obiano on the sack makes the rice to look like a political campaign rice shared for stomach infrastructure.

Obiano gats change the "dem must see me" mentality.

Is Obiano's picture on a sack of rice your problem?

Jazzlite:
Go to UI.

You mean that primary school in ibadan?

RichYoungNigga:
Do you call these things you posted here jobs ??
They can't even put gas in my car for 1 week.

The only online job i know is drop shipping, i just sit at home and make millions of $ every year.

Drop shipping works on EBay, Amazon, Bonanza, Etsy,Trademark, Poshmark

This only works in countries that have a strong online store where people sell their items, example is EBay and Amazon.
Konga and Jumai are just useless

May God Bless you 1 Billion times for this comment! You just saved me the stress of lambasting this useless thread!

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Just see how Buhari is looking so clueless already!

Date a broke guy, go to his party where you will drink only garri and come back with keke and remain alive or.....

Date a rich dude, go to a party with him where you drink champagne, come back with his monster jeep and begin to vomit blood and die only to be thrown into a casket which will be hurled into a sienna for quick burial!

Oya ladies, choose one!!

#YeyeDeySmellLikeUnwashedPunna

One cone bites the dust! When he was voting for APC, he didn't know that tables will turn abi?

I don't feel sorry for him!

That No.4 is my favorite!

Nusaf:
What's this one saying?

Nusaf...has your child eaten?

tunmidon:
She would have been chosen as a minister by buhari now. Sickness no good ooo. R I P mama

God took her away so that she would rather not be associated with the evil called APC

JackBaueress1:
this kind of topics don't attract massive comments. I won't tell you why.

JackBaueress1, has rochas okorocha started paying salaries yet?

So that whiteman in the middle is now a Nigerian?

Naija media....