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Car Talk › Re: Utibe Nkanga Took Biking To Beat Lagos Traffic by Decryptor(m): 5:09pm On Aug 16, 2016
Brave woman. Amala eating women can't do this. They too dey fear. All they know is shout on top of their voices while selling monkeytail and kpomo
Crime › Re: Uzoamaka Chukwu Adopted By Rita Anoh Nnenna, Moves Into Her Home by Decryptor(m): 1:55pm On Aug 16, 2016
efilefun:
How old is shehuh she looks too young to be straffing, hope when she drops out of school due to early pregnancy this same people hailing her will continue to.... oshisco



I tire my brother, I am pretty sure this girl would still be in Jss... and here they are encouraging sex not only outside marriage but at a very tender age wey she suppose dey use all her brain think of book


Destroy which futurehuh Did they send the dude that came in to straff herhuh? She was even the one trying to destroy her future cuz you dont expect the person she's living with to fend for her when she gets pregnant, the only error by those men was posting it online and i will do the same (Serious Whipping) if i find my underage daughter straffing
Bad belle is allowed! Go and straf yourself into success and let's see! #Painment
Sports › Re: Mikel Gets "Odogwu" As Nickname In Brazil by Decryptor(m): 1:52pm On Aug 16, 2016
xtivin:
Mikel should have gone too far in his career..mourinho caused his weaknesses
Did he open his mouth to affirm what you just said?
Sports › Re: Shaunae Miller Dives Across Finish Line To Win Gold Medal by Decryptor(m): 1:51pm On Aug 16, 2016
Vanquay16:
Dipshít. Allyson Felix lost the 200m us trials to a diver and now the 400m gold to a diver. This needs to be banned.

Only sore losers dive.
The rules of the olympics track event is that any part of your body that crosses the finishing line first wins. Even if you are at the starting line and your opponent is already at the finish line but your hair is as long as the track and you whip it across the track and it passes the finish before your opponent, you have won!
Crime › Re: Robbers Attack CBN Bullion Vans, Kill Two Policemen by Decryptor(m): 1:34pm On Aug 16, 2016
It's part of CHANGE!
Car Talk › Re: Guys Pouring Wine On New Car To "Wash" It (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 5:42pm On Aug 15, 2016
handysuzy:
You should know thats a typo error. I have corrected it.
After i don faint finish? undecided
Car Talk › Re: Guys Pouring Wine On New Car To "Wash" It (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 5:00pm On Aug 15, 2016
handysuzy:
Well, thats how real guys 'wash' their cars....And its actually a Nigerian thing so no biggie. I have seen this kinda thing many times before. Don't call them names, they are only happy about the new car....And as for the money used in purchasing the drinks, well, its still part of the 'washing' expenses....We are Nigerians and we are different. Americans break expensive things when they are angry: LCD TV, windscreen, name it, and I wont blame them, they are only bring Americans. Please dont quote me.

Meanwhile, I just read a funny Olympic story of how a Brazilian outlet kicked out her roomate at the Olympics cos she wanted to have marathon sex...See it here with photos: http://factflyers.com/brazilian-olympic-diver-sends-roomate-marathon-sex/
My reaction when i saw outlet instead of athlete....

https://66.media.tumblr.com/94de562753159f0c33700a91536aac3b/tumblr_n4d3t9rztX1rqfhi2o1_250.gif
Nairaland General › Re: Corpse Of Woman Buried 14-years-ago In Epe, Lagos Found Same Way It Was. Photo by Decryptor(m): 2:33pm On Aug 15, 2016
Rilwayne001:
If the person had been a Christian, it wouldn't have been a big fat lie, it would be a big fat truth grin

You guys sha
If it was a christian...with the given circumstances, it will still be a lie!
Nairaland General › Re: Corpse Of Woman Buried 14-years-ago In Epe, Lagos Found Same Way It Was. Photo by Decryptor(m): 2:24pm On Aug 15, 2016
chuksfredrick:
My friend, read what's written there, presently there's a serious road construction going on at Epe now (road expansion), the story is no lies, I was at Epe the very day it happened, best you stop doubting. thanks.
Sorry! IT IS A BIG FAT LIE!
Nairaland General › Re: Corpse Of Woman Buried 14-years-ago In Epe, Lagos Found Same Way It Was. Photo by Decryptor(m): 2:18pm On Aug 15, 2016
So even if the corpse was preserved and did not decay, the white cloth was not stained from the mud, even from the hands of the persons who exhumed the corpse abi?

E be like say Muslims wan join the scam some fake churches engage in like in the pic below.

https://www.ghanastar.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ghanastar_2016-08-13_13-24-12-640x427.jpg

The only persons who will believe this trash are those who believed that buhari could pay unemployed Nigerian 5k per month!

I AM NOT AMONG THEM!!
Events › Re: Groom Kisses Bride's Ass At Their Traditional Marriage In Festac by Decryptor(m): 2:08pm On Aug 15, 2016
macof:
you think this ur lie is something you got on yoruba?

try looking at your igbo girls that Yoruba guys run without paying a dime, get her, get her cousin and friends join. ... this is no lie
And yet you people wail that Igbo girls love money? huh

I doubt! The girls you are talking about are yoruba girls who claim to be igbo out of bleaching and change of name. tongue
Events › Re: Groom Kisses Bride's Ass At Their Traditional Marriage In Festac by Decryptor(m): 2:06pm On Aug 15, 2016
Beamborla:
I'm not sure my father would collect a dime when the time comes... No amount of money can pay for my value.
Ok...so you've just told us you are Worthless and without value. Sowie ohhhh undecided
Events › Re: Groom Kisses Bride's Ass At Their Traditional Marriage In Festac by Decryptor(m): 9:20pm On Aug 14, 2016
Beamborla:
E ma binu but e sick...ara yin fa gan ni
Why e dey pain you? Or was ur own lesser than 3k? huh
Events › Re: Groom Kisses Bride's Ass At Their Traditional Marriage In Festac by Decryptor(m): 7:24pm On Aug 14, 2016
See the girl with her wurgly face and flat a*se undecided
Romance › Re: How I Lost 6,000 Naira To A 19 Year-old Girl Yesterday by Decryptor(m): 7:19pm On Aug 14, 2016
Congratulations! You just lived up to your NL name! undecided
Events › Re: Groom Kisses Bride's Ass At Their Traditional Marriage In Festac by Decryptor(m): 7:16pm On Aug 14, 2016
George22016:
abi now Yoruba girls are cheap.with 20k you can marry 2 n get a cousin free.
That was before! You can actually pay 3k and get her sister plus 3 cousins and half of her papa pension free! The price dropped drastically since Dollar increase grin

#TeamIgboGirls
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Man With Fake N9.8Million Notes In Kwara (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 5:40pm On Aug 14, 2016
grodt999:
yes but it will be ibo people doing the drugs there, just as they are doing in Indonesia and all over the earth.
monkeys!
So yoruba people allowed monkeys to come into South West and do business with them? It means your people are also monkeys of which a former president is a good facial example cheesy Only God knows how your own face looks like undecided
Romance › Re: I'm In Love With Him But He Friendzoned Me by Decryptor(m): 1:15am On Aug 14, 2016
Karma is a Biatchhh!
Politics › Re: Attention Buhari: Hunger-induced Crime On The Increase - Vanguard by Decryptor(m): 1:12am On Aug 14, 2016
This was the case of an Ordinary National Diploma student of the Lagos State Polytechnic, Mayowa whose school fees was removed from his bag while on transit. It took his parents three months to raise N45,000 for his school fees , a delay that almost cost him his admission. As if that was not enough, his bag in which he hid the money was torn, from where the money was removed without his knowledge. He attempted suicide saying he did not know how his parents could raise another school fee.
When Mayowa and his parents were shouting Sai Baba by this time in 2014, they no remember abi? I heard the hunger and hardship is more intense in the South West! I don't pity anybody who voted or supported this govt. My neighbour who used to be an APC "Neighbour to Neighbour" activist came to ask me to lend him N500 the other day. I had some money with me though but i no gree give am.
Politics › Re: AirForce To Launch Aerial Operation In South-South – Air Chief by Decryptor(m): 12:58am On Aug 14, 2016
maasoap:
To me, your comment looked like you are already shiiting in your pant. Just call your brothers to order and the fire power from the sky will be put on hold. Because this thing is loading seriously. Who no go fear? Shiites in kaduna didn't kill any soldier, yet they suffered huge casualties. Criminals in Lagos-Ogun creeks have been sent to the great beyond. For those who have ears, let them hear.
Shiiting my pants for what? I am not a militant or live in nor hail from the SS either. I only pity the soldiers going for that expedition. If Buhari's son was in the combat battalion of the NA, he won't dare send them to the creeks to fight the militants. The major casualties will be the military personnel and innocent people residing within the area. The militants will suffer minor casualties if any as usual.

Pls, don't mistaken the Ijaw militants for the ones who were killed in the Lagos-Ogun creeks. Those ones were indigenous criminals who used the cloak of "Militancy" to harass residents.
Culture › Re: Before You Marry Idoma Girl: Important Things You Must Know by Decryptor(m): 10:20pm On Aug 13, 2016
BABANGBALI:
they also speak in tongues if your preek reach her throat well welk
Gbam!
Sports › Re: katsuyatakasu, A Japanese To Reward Nigerian Players At Rio Olympics (picture) by Decryptor(m): 9:30pm On Aug 13, 2016
mummyson26:
I dey suspect this man is like he won take style ask for our president's daughter zahra buhari hand, if not what his is relationship with the Nigerian team?
DUMBEST COMMENT I HAVE EVER READ ON NAIRALAND!
Politics › Re: AirForce To Launch Aerial Operation In South-South – Air Chief by Decryptor(m):
An igbo adage says that the stubborn housefly follows the corpse to it's grave.

Buhari thinks that bombing the South-South to brush his ego will solve the problem. See what they have termed the impending invasion..."Protecting of the Nation's Infrastructure". So it has now become the National Infrastructure abi and yet you called them 5%

It is events like this that may inadvertently lead to the toppling of his govt by the Western Powers due to War Crimes. That old man does not have good advisers!

Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Man With Fake N9.8Million Notes In Kwara (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 7:50pm On Aug 13, 2016
The ones on the top pictures are geuine notes. They were used for illustrative purposes

grodt999:
g find out the baron behind it, the man with the machine...NA ibo person!
The NDLEA Commander in the state, Mr Apeh Reuben, who presented the suspect to newsmen in Ilorin said the fake currency were mainly N1,000 notes.

Reuben said Adamu concealed the fake notes in a carton of noodles wrapped with cello tape.

He said that the suspect was arrested by NDLEA Jebba Command while on transit to Kano on Aug. 9, 2016.

The commander said that Adamu conspired with a yet-to-be-identified individual in Ilorin to carry out the act.
The last time i checked, Ilorin is an amala and ewedu center. At least that one is confirmed
Culture › Re: Before You Marry Idoma Girl: Important Things You Must Know by Decryptor(m): 7:43pm On Aug 13, 2016
HungryCork:
Idoma girl pussy dey hungry me
i swear their kitty-cat is the best. So tight and they are very strong and last long in bed!

I can't forget the one i nyashed in Mpape last 4 years.
Culture › Re: Eze Obidiegwu Onyensoh: I Died, Was Buried For Days Before I Was Crowned King by Decryptor(m): 7:36pm On Aug 13, 2016
scholes0:
You say whaaaat ? If this Juju Nri culture is what Igbos are always talking about calling it Jewish culture, then I am more than happy that Oduduwa descended from the sky.

But Eze Nri can continue bullshitting us, we are watching in 3D.



Kwantinuu!!
At least he claimed he died and was buried for 3 days before coming back. It is much better than the shameful scenario where the Ile of Ife died and his Baales denied that he was dead and said he went to the land of the spirits and would return but never did! tongue
Science/Technology › Re: Big Whale Killed In Ilaje, Ondo State (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 10:17pm On Aug 12, 2016
So Ondo has a beach as big as that and yet the tourism sector cannot key into it by building resorts which will create a source of revenue for them? Instead, the beach is a site where young lazy, jobless afonja "yoots" wielding axes are waiting for dead decaying whales to be washed ashore!

I'm sure most of these afonjas from NL berating Igbos are from Ondo. Lazy clueless people!
Agriculture › Re: List Of Made In Nigeria Rice And States by Decryptor(m):
timpaker:

Imagine the dude always putting his pix on every stuff in the State.

Last year I visited Awka Government House and to my surprise I saw about 55% of the staff wearing clothes that has his picture on, as if that wasn't enough, I also saw an inscription "Willie is working" on a flyover.

The fact is he personalises every of his achievements like a super celebrity. cheesy
@LydayBobo

Hypocrisy is when NEPA Bill Presido and Shettima put their pictures on IDP rice and nobody is making a fuss about it but you make noise about Anambra Rice. At least, Obiano did not use the rice in exchange of votes during campaign so learn to keep quiet!

Politics › Re: Rate Ifeanyi Uba's Mansion At Nnewi-Anambra State- Picture by Decryptor(m): 9:37pm On Aug 12, 2016
hucienda:
Pot-belly
How much do you have in your bank account with your flat tummy? undecided
Education › Re: Screenshot From The UNIOSUN Sex Scandal Video by Decryptor(m): 5:57pm On Aug 12, 2016
Why hide his face? If na Igbo man now, una go show am! Those who hide the identity of rapist and molesters are rapists themselves! angry
Crime › Re: Man Murders Wife’s Lover In Ogun On Their Matrimonial Bed by Decryptor(m): 5:51pm On Aug 12, 2016
Chiefpriest1:
Shame, shame , shame! On your matrimonial bed, that's the height of it.

By the way, I don't see all these children on nairaland reporting for NCAN
from Sambisa. Is it because both vocal tribes are involved?

Crime has no tribe. You guys should stop being kids
At least my brother was courageous enough to send that useless cone-head to hell!
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Fingering 18-Month-Old Girl In Lagos (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 3:13pm On Aug 12, 2016
We know where he is from only that his name has been tampered with!

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