₦airaland Forum

ezeagu:
But there's no oil in the "South east" now.

The wealth is more shared out in those areas resulting in higher human development. There may be 20 billionaires in the north for example but there's 100,000 millionaires in the south. The 'koko' isn't billionaires, because some worser off countries have more billionaires than some trillion dollar economies, it's about HDI and per capita income.

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https://www.nairaland.com/2698050/nigeria-holding-back-south-east

I will buy you a drink cos ur mum gave u some brains.

horlanrewaju13:
Plz has any1 gotten reply for the interview that took place on saturday.am awaiting response..

None yet, still waiting...

kazolad:
Hello nairalanders, I am a graduate but I am yet to be mobilized for service. In order not to be idle, I took up a teaching job in one of the private secondary schools in my area.

There is a girl in my class who has being acting somehow since my first day in the school. I found out that she always gives me lustful facial expression in the class. Sometimes, she will come to my office and asked me to teach her some topics in physics which i will explain to her. This continued until last week when i received a call from her ( i don't know how she got my number) and told me she is in love with me. I was shocked because i didn't expect to hear that from her. I told her from that point that it can never be possible but since then, she has being disturbing me with calls and messages. Should i report her to the management or quit the job?

Honestly, this doesn't get me thinking cos I've seen a graduate of 21 years old and an SS3 student of not less than 18 years of age.

The girl has got nerves and she is also smart; get that. You didn't tell us if she is a minor cos if you are teaching them physics, then you are probably teaching a higher class of secondary school.

Leaving the school is an act of cowardice and should be the last thing I will think of if I were in ur shoes because you may likely meet similar scenario in your PPA.

On the other hand, threatening to report her might turn the table around to her favour cos she could out smart you and be the one to report you for sexual harassment.

I heard u say you are waiting for mobilization which means you are probably waiting for less than a year. Why not make her a family friend whom your family knows and get to meet her parents, introducing yourself as her teacher in school. The much I know is that if you are not interested in her relationship, then the parents must know you as the teacher whom their child goes to for extra classes.

I had similar experience during my NYSC days but in my own case, they were 3, a bit matured, yet I was able to merge the three of them and gave a mandate to each and every one of them never to come to my house alone.

ThisMeansWAR:
how is 50gb unlimited? I used over 50gb inthe past 10days on mtn with less than 1k..

I don't think u understood me. When subscribing, they tell u it's at 50GB package but in actual usage, it's really unlimited.

asuustrike2009:
No service provider in Nigeria is offering unlimited download to the fullest. If they do, they are restrictions: either slow down speed or unstable network but those with data cap tend to offer fair quality internet service that till today I don't understand. If there is unlimited download, the price will be extremely high.

You are just about right but I think some internet providers are gradually offering it. My company ISP is one at N33,000 per month. Even though they have a data cap of 50GB per month, it is still unlimited cos I have tested it. Just that the speed decreases with more users on it.

efonat:
[size=30pt]I showed intrest in her and she turned me down yet she's sharing her friends man. It baffles me.[/size]

Simple, you are not her type! Get the message and be civilized.

osedvgirl:

I see no mood a man will be that he won't freak when asss is bn flaunt as in flaunting asss that bad mood will disappear

LOL, Una just dey take all men as Fuckasibes. Like seriously, if I dey broke, as in stack broke, hunger come dey catch me, one destiny killer come dey flaunt her curves, make we leave matter first.

But if na my babe sha, I go let am know the state of mind, state of stomach and I believe say my piston go understand too even though e no get sense!

dongodfrey:
I think is high time we Nigerians put sentiments apart and for once appreciates what PMB has done
Fash is the best person for the work bro even before now those are the offices most Nigerians has being clamoring he gets so what's your problem?

I don't think you got his (OP) message. There was no sentiment in what he said, just saying it is a rather huge task to have merged both portfolios (which are individually cumbersome) and handed over to one man.

In as much as I pray for his success, I also think it would have been fair enough to have left those ministries as distinct as they were cos you make something better from a challenging but concentrated task than multi tasking, talk more of huge multi task.

ima30:
Hello. I have been with my guy for five years now. We are getting married next year. The thing is we are going to live in his family house, with his extended family. I didn't like the idea but I found a way to accept it seeing as its quite comfy and it means we won't have to worry about rent. Its basically a two bedroom apartment. The only thing I share with the rest of the family is back yard and staircase. He said we would do three years while he is building his own house.

His elder brother who is married lives in that same building. It's the maid THEY hired this year to take care of their sick dad, that worries me. The mom is late. She is very disrespectful to me. So many things happen and when he speaks to her about it, she won't bulge. All because it was the elder brother that interviewed her so she doesn't listen to almost anyone else. I spoke to my guy that I would not live with a maid that has not greeted me for almost a year or has no regard for my home or wouldn't obey him. He said he can't tell her to go because she is close to his brother's wife and she takes care of his dad.

This may sound petty but it's serious. All this family house wahala, if I tell him to rent a house he would say I'm not appreciating all his efforts to make sure we marry next year. I did laundry the other day came back and met the clothes soaked on the clothing line with all the rain that fell, meanwhile she brought in every other persons cloth inside. It might not be a big deal, but I don't want to resent any body I live with in my future home.

I need that maid gone, how do I get rid of her? The worst part is that since they all live together, he needs his brother's approval before he does almost anything, if I complain it would seem as if I wanna cause friction between both brothers. But there has been cases where changes were made by his brother and my guy wasn't even consulted. The maid before her was paid by my guy for two years straight, she didn't insult anybody. She left cuz his brother told him to sack her. That their father needed better attention and she wasn't a good cook. Na so my guy sack the girl. No question. They brought this one now and my guy paid for some month's and stopped because she was rude to him and me. His bro has been paying since. But my guy still pays nepa bills and those other things to run the house. Yet when he talks to this maid she won't listen.

How do I get her go? I don't like her one bit. She just basically work for the brother and his wife. I can't even send he to buy me matches. She calls me by name, would not greet. My guy told her to stop all these things, she still didn't listen. Please.

It's sad knowing that you ain't loved by one of the members of the family who has no authority over you. It wasn't supposed to form part of your worries but sometimes, we feel we need more respect than we actually get.

Firstly, it would have been good if your guy could swap apartments (rent his portion out and get an apartment elsewhere) pending when he is done with his own but certain people have their own way of doing things and you don't have to question them.

I would like you to focus on one thing; not breaking that home because of a mere maid and respect your guy by respecting the respect he already has for his elder brother cos I know too well such do not exist in most families. It is not easy to find family members; extended I mean, living together and happily even though they have women as wives or wives to be around (not saying that women are causes of disintegration).

Alternatively, you can try playing the mature lady by buying this maid over with your love. I've seen worst of enemies become best of friends. You can make her your friend, be the fool even though it's hard for the ladies, buy her gifts, discuss with her as though she is your best friend, confide in her but avoid the bu**sh*t, be the first to admire her and make her smile. It's not gonna be easy at first but it will heal with time. If you know how to play your games well you will discover that with time, she will start feeling guilty for treating you the way she did.

Even though servants are meant to be servants, sometimes, they might just contribute to your own failure.
Lest I forget, until you are married, you remain a non-member of the family.
Sorry if you find some phrases harsh, it was only meant to teach.

sheddybaba1:
Hello Nairalanders, please any idea where I can get crayfish and shrimps in large quantity and cheap price. I will appreciate your assistance.

As much as I know; Oron in Akwa Ibom State.

Proudly Firstborn.

[quote author=chichi234 post=39355356][/quote]To disvirgin a lady especially when the man is inexperienced and the lady afraid of the unknown could be one of the most difficult tasks in any sexual activity. Focus more on fore plays till you are drenched wet, then allow him penetrate without anxiety. Doing it gently has always been the key. You will discover you won't find it fun in your first three meetings because the Hymen isn't turn yet. It's a matter of time, consistency and making it pleasurable. It's not gonna be easy but you will achieve that feat.

My assumptions; he is working with the waste management authority to be picking condom packs here and there, he is a skilled marketer and an advertiser to be bringing home varieties of latex, he has flair for keeping condoms inside his bag and lastly, he is a kid that picks things especially beautiful empty empty packs along the way.

Grow up girl and connect the dots.

Is Luxemburg using Luxembourgish Franc or Euro? Just wanna be sure. There is something about their currency I find very difficult to understand.

consultancy:
its a psychological thing. the impulses come from the brain. he should relax his mind while at it, no over excitement or nervousness. he should fell its an exercise to build muscles that hes on, and not in a womans pusssssy. well,this is what i think is wrong with him, and should be solved the moment he relaxes his mind . a normal sex should last at least 15 minutes on the average

Just to add, sex is something you learn with time. As a matter of fact, during your early days of sexual intercourse, you are bound to be affected by quick ej*culation due to the unavoidable anxiety. Learning to relax and keep ur expectations low, slow and steady and taking your minds off the excitement helps you last longer. Since you are already married, teach him some techniques he may not have known, it's only a myth to think a man understands sex more than a woman. He might also want to try making use of tight latex, applying the withdrawal method, taking cold water intermittently till he learns to make it last a bit longer.

Nevertheless, he can even make u reach orgasm without penetrative sex and you will be surprised how much you love that.

2 mins is an overstatement actually n it's affecting our sexual rlshp.it has diminished his ego n as Fr me,I don't ever wish to hav it wt him honestly,is not only embarasin but frustatin but i feel lik suprisin him on his birthday so I'm wondering if there is anything i can add to his drink;drug,herbs without his knowledge to enable him last longer to his amazement n making him feel it's natural.or is there an ointment/ cream I can use to massage him.I need to spice our marriage sexually.

Sometimes I don't get it when people jump into conclusion. CBN brought in a policy that will hurt certain importers' businesses and they think they won't devise a means to work around it.

It's simple, they have to withdraw more money while in China, pay for goods and ship it back. Let them just leave those importers alone with those silly policies.

nd07:
Pls how is it possible 2 rape man? sex can only transpire when there is erection & erection can only take place amidst williness.

Like 100% possible.

At gun point, you can be raped. The third lady handles the gun and the other two get you stuffed with s*x. Just don't play games with some mean babes.

When drugged, you can be raped cos ur joystick will definitely respond once stimulated.

When overpowered, you can as well be raped.

@OP, You've made your point. Nigerian politics is just a game a lot of people do not understand and no one will convince me enough that someone like Sen. Abaribe would have just swallowed that reply line, hook and sinker without any follow up question because his (BRF) reply calls for further questioning despite he is not the only one to be screened. Politicians simply juice around when You and I aren't watching and they are friends in the board and enemies outside the board just to confuse us.

I am a fan of BRF and don't get disturbed by whatever form of allegation of fraud that might be leveled against him cos he had already earned a reputation even some Governors to come in Lagos might not earn.

A simple bow and go would have saved the whole thing since they know they simply wanted to throw out a question so Nigerians wouldn't think they ain't working. Even an IT novice knows that amount is rather outrageous for the said contract but throwing it out on the floor without some technicalities is a sheer show of shame to the upper house and a disgrace to the Nigerian public.

BTW, are they actually screening or just doing it for modality sake I think it's better any president appoints whom he deems fit to work with and stop the waste of time they are doing o'er there in the name of screening.

Not trying to be pessimistic or discourage some people. Just a piece of advice so you can be cautious enough.

I am not completely saying this isn't from CBN but I would ask why a reputable government agency as CBN would adopt a style of recruitment where you send your CV to a particular e-mail instead of opening a recruitment portal? There was neither any form of advert on their website nor the national dailies. I saw the e-mail then but treated as as spam.

Why also would they want you to upload your information to a site that has no relationship with the CBN portal? At least, it should have been a link on their recruitment portal/careers page or parent website.

I hope CBN doesn't come with a disclaimer in the coming weeks.

First, discover what you like doing.
Understand your location cos it matters in thinking of any business.
Think like an entrepreneur; be ready to take risks provided it's geared towards proffering solutions to problems.

50k is big and also small money depending on what you already have and where you are.

You can be a sub distributor of recharge cards with some reasonable average monthly turnover of N40000 if you have the market. It also doesn't come with much risks as the printer. You are also sure enough you can manage your time well cos you don't need to work for over 5 hours per day.

If you have a laptop and a small printer already, you will discover you may have succeeded in starting a small business center... think outside the box.

You can learn tailoring, at least I have been in your shoes and some tailors would be glad to help out once they know you can descend so low as a graduate to learn from them. Forget carrying the flag of a graduate that might restrict you of certain privilege and see it from the angle of an apprentice.

As a matter of fact, I got a job few months on learning tailoring and thanks for your thread cos I have forgotten I never took my tailoring certificate.

If you add N50 to it, you can buy legitimately from SME, I have been buying from one for over 6 months now

Sorry you have done the abominable as we Africans see it but sh*t happens. We all make mistakes in life.

I must hail some who have given you some cool advice (halfrica especially) and for those forming gods, they commit the highest blunder in secret but aren't bold enough to seek advice.

I've got a cousin, a first cousin for that matter I wish we never knew each other not to talk of having any blood connection. We share same feelings, understand each other and are best of friends but we try to avoid the bullshit by not staying close alone. Self control is important though difficult but it's safer not to tempt the devil because as humans, you discover there are times you get aroused just from feelings and once it's ignited, both of you start thinking the same way; thinking from your anus.

Let's just hope it doesn't result to pregnancy and avoid future occurrence by diverting those feelings to another female friend whom you can call your partner.

kevoh:
If your house rent is 69k or 70k per annum as some of the dolts that commented, you are probably a low income earner and should not be concerning yourself and complaining over smart electronic devices that are of premium price! It was never meant for your type!

What happened to ''cut your coat according to your size'' and proper money management among youths? Who are you planning to impress with a 70k phone when you can hardly live in a good environment and appartment that worths more than your 70k rent?

Your first paragraph was particularly wrong because there are places in Nigeria you can get a decent 2 B/R flat for 70K and it doesn't mean the inhabitants are low income earners but simply because of the nature/location of their job/business. If you live in highbrow areas and spend high on accommodation, it doesn't make you classy cos there are those who prefer serene atmosphere and would also save more.

Lest I forget, it's "cut your coat according to your cloth".

Don't get it twisted, cos I believe in; "if you've got it, then flaunt it".

Fully disagree with No. 4. On the contrary, a babe with contact lens gets my attention cos it's what I admire. Also, a mild, smaller and well designed coloured tattoo in an "not so obvious" part of the body (thigh) especially for the fair ladies changes my focus from the tough champions league game to her laps with the tip of the ring finger doing some pinky massage...winks

These guys forgot that the price was determined from international market value which is less than $400. Sey na them say make our currency value bad.

Flexiano:
Good morning && A Happy Sunday to all of You..

I want to share an ugly experience with you guys.
Awoof & Longer Throat has killed me.
This is my story.............
I was kind of bored yesterday as at 1pm-2pm so I decided doing some stuffs with my phone(playing games,music& movie downloads e.t.c)with the zeal that when CHELSEA vs ARSENAL match begins I will subscribe with my phone to watch the match....Tho I was not having airtime on the phone(Samsung Galaxy E5)I wanted to use for the match,But I had #93. Naira on my other phone(Nokia torch)which I had planned to transfer small money to my other phone ( Samsung E5)and I was planning to subscribe my normal #70 Naira a day Subscription that I usually run with my AUTOPROXY & SIMPLE SERVER ....To cut the Story Short my BROTHERS AND SISTERS as at 2pm I decided to call my younger brother to know when the match will begin ,Which I later did n he told me to wait...that he wants to check it online,he called me afterwards to tell me that it's been long they have started n they have played up to 63.minutes.I ended the call immediately inorder to transfer the airtime n watch my match oh.I wanted to confirm some stuff from my Brother so I called him after the call .... ....Behold my BROTHERS AND SISTERS After I had ended the call I saw a Notification from MTN that reads.....your account is too low n you are having #87 Naira remaining if you need more airtime kindly DIAL *302*AMOUNT # which I hastily dialled without wasting time,1st I dialled *302*1000# n I got credited of #1000 airtime n I was happy that MTN IS IN TROUBLE but I never knew that I was going for my doom,So l continued dialling until I got credited of #10,000 I was in jubilation and I wanted to do more when I received MESSAGES that SHOCKED me from MTN....THAT continued reading You have successfully Purchased your AIRTIME through your ZENITH BANK ACCOUNT ,shortly after the msgs came in I started seeing the most annoying n terrifying Part of it which was text msgs from my ZENITH BANK that the sum of #10,000 has been debited from my ACCOUNT.
Ever Since yesterday My body system has not being the same.
Now I agree that true true AWOOF THEY PURGE BELLE, I Dey purge now since yesterday oh.

If you will resell it for N7500, pm me and I will pay it back to your zenith bank account instantly.

panachuku:
RIP. somebody went to serve God and he cud nt protect her. and pple say God is real . story

The Bible called some set of people fools...those that say there is no God.

It is painful to lose someone, yet, more painful to lose a sinner to death and I will tell you that His ways are far beyond human imagination, His foolishness(as perceived by men) is wiser than the wisdom of King Solomon.

The military officer and her kids that cheated death in the Ojuelegba container mishap weren't more righteous than those who lost their lives there.

The question now is; why do certain things happen? But remember, everything under the sun happens for a reason, known to He who was, is and forever will be.

May the Lord forgive your ignorance.

Jenny1010:
Guys are known to be open-minded and don't hesitate to give a simple, straight and direct answer to questions.. But, I still wonder why they go totally blank and sometimes furious when a girl ask them this one simple questions.


1. How much do you collect as salary every month?

I will tell you only and only if you are are reasonable and prudent enough, not minding how committed the relationship is.

There are girls that would want you to spend beyond your budget just because they know how much you are worth/earn.

Suffice it to say that I will tell a woman, not a girl! #spot_the_difference.