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[quote author=chichi234 post=39355356][/quote]To disvirgin a lady especially when the man is inexperienced and the lady afraid of the unknown could be one of the most difficult tasks in any sexual activity. Focus more on fore plays till you are drenched wet, then allow him penetrate without anxiety. Doing it gently has always been the key. You will discover you won't find it fun in your first three meetings because the Hymen isn't turn yet. It's a matter of time, consistency and making it pleasurable. It's not gonna be easy but you will achieve that feat.

My assumptions; he is working with the waste management authority to be picking condom packs here and there, he is a skilled marketer and an advertiser to be bringing home varieties of latex, he has flair for keeping condoms inside his bag and lastly, he is a kid that picks things especially beautiful empty empty packs along the way.

Grow up girl and connect the dots.

Is Luxemburg using Luxembourgish Franc or Euro? Just wanna be sure. There is something about their currency I find very difficult to understand.

consultancy:
its a psychological thing. the impulses come from the brain. he should relax his mind while at it, no over excitement or nervousness. he should fell its an exercise to build muscles that hes on, and not in a womans pusssssy. well,this is what i think is wrong with him, and should be solved the moment he relaxes his mind . a normal sex should last at least 15 minutes on the average

Just to add, sex is something you learn with time. As a matter of fact, during your early days of sexual intercourse, you are bound to be affected by quick ej*culation due to the unavoidable anxiety. Learning to relax and keep ur expectations low, slow and steady and taking your minds off the excitement helps you last longer. Since you are already married, teach him some techniques he may not have known, it's only a myth to think a man understands sex more than a woman. He might also want to try making use of tight latex, applying the withdrawal method, taking cold water intermittently till he learns to make it last a bit longer.

Nevertheless, he can even make u reach orgasm without penetrative sex and you will be surprised how much you love that.

2 mins is an overstatement actually n it's affecting our sexual rlshp.it has diminished his ego n as Fr me,I don't ever wish to hav it wt him honestly,is not only embarasin but frustatin but i feel lik suprisin him on his birthday so I'm wondering if there is anything i can add to his drink;drug,herbs without his knowledge to enable him last longer to his amazement n making him feel it's natural.or is there an ointment/ cream I can use to massage him.I need to spice our marriage sexually.

Sometimes I don't get it when people jump into conclusion. CBN brought in a policy that will hurt certain importers' businesses and they think they won't devise a means to work around it.

It's simple, they have to withdraw more money while in China, pay for goods and ship it back. Let them just leave those importers alone with those silly policies.

nd07:
Pls how is it possible 2 rape man? sex can only transpire when there is erection & erection can only take place amidst williness.

Like 100% possible.

At gun point, you can be raped. The third lady handles the gun and the other two get you stuffed with s*x. Just don't play games with some mean babes.

When drugged, you can be raped cos ur joystick will definitely respond once stimulated.

When overpowered, you can as well be raped.

@OP, You've made your point. Nigerian politics is just a game a lot of people do not understand and no one will convince me enough that someone like Sen. Abaribe would have just swallowed that reply line, hook and sinker without any follow up question because his (BRF) reply calls for further questioning despite he is not the only one to be screened. Politicians simply juice around when You and I aren't watching and they are friends in the board and enemies outside the board just to confuse us.

I am a fan of BRF and don't get disturbed by whatever form of allegation of fraud that might be leveled against him cos he had already earned a reputation even some Governors to come in Lagos might not earn.

A simple bow and go would have saved the whole thing since they know they simply wanted to throw out a question so Nigerians wouldn't think they ain't working. Even an IT novice knows that amount is rather outrageous for the said contract but throwing it out on the floor without some technicalities is a sheer show of shame to the upper house and a disgrace to the Nigerian public.

BTW, are they actually screening or just doing it for modality sake I think it's better any president appoints whom he deems fit to work with and stop the waste of time they are doing o'er there in the name of screening.

Not trying to be pessimistic or discourage some people. Just a piece of advice so you can be cautious enough.

I am not completely saying this isn't from CBN but I would ask why a reputable government agency as CBN would adopt a style of recruitment where you send your CV to a particular e-mail instead of opening a recruitment portal? There was neither any form of advert on their website nor the national dailies. I saw the e-mail then but treated as as spam.

Why also would they want you to upload your information to a site that has no relationship with the CBN portal? At least, it should have been a link on their recruitment portal/careers page or parent website.

I hope CBN doesn't come with a disclaimer in the coming weeks.

First, discover what you like doing.
Understand your location cos it matters in thinking of any business.
Think like an entrepreneur; be ready to take risks provided it's geared towards proffering solutions to problems.

50k is big and also small money depending on what you already have and where you are.

You can be a sub distributor of recharge cards with some reasonable average monthly turnover of N40000 if you have the market. It also doesn't come with much risks as the printer. You are also sure enough you can manage your time well cos you don't need to work for over 5 hours per day.

If you have a laptop and a small printer already, you will discover you may have succeeded in starting a small business center... think outside the box.

You can learn tailoring, at least I have been in your shoes and some tailors would be glad to help out once they know you can descend so low as a graduate to learn from them. Forget carrying the flag of a graduate that might restrict you of certain privilege and see it from the angle of an apprentice.

As a matter of fact, I got a job few months on learning tailoring and thanks for your thread cos I have forgotten I never took my tailoring certificate.

If you add N50 to it, you can buy legitimately from SME, I have been buying from one for over 6 months now

Sorry you have done the abominable as we Africans see it but sh*t happens. We all make mistakes in life.

I must hail some who have given you some cool advice (halfrica especially) and for those forming gods, they commit the highest blunder in secret but aren't bold enough to seek advice.

I've got a cousin, a first cousin for that matter I wish we never knew each other not to talk of having any blood connection. We share same feelings, understand each other and are best of friends but we try to avoid the bullshit by not staying close alone. Self control is important though difficult but it's safer not to tempt the devil because as humans, you discover there are times you get aroused just from feelings and once it's ignited, both of you start thinking the same way; thinking from your anus.

Let's just hope it doesn't result to pregnancy and avoid future occurrence by diverting those feelings to another female friend whom you can call your partner.

kevoh:
If your house rent is 69k or 70k per annum as some of the dolts that commented, you are probably a low income earner and should not be concerning yourself and complaining over smart electronic devices that are of premium price! It was never meant for your type!

What happened to ''cut your coat according to your size'' and proper money management among youths? Who are you planning to impress with a 70k phone when you can hardly live in a good environment and appartment that worths more than your 70k rent?

Your first paragraph was particularly wrong because there are places in Nigeria you can get a decent 2 B/R flat for 70K and it doesn't mean the inhabitants are low income earners but simply because of the nature/location of their job/business. If you live in highbrow areas and spend high on accommodation, it doesn't make you classy cos there are those who prefer serene atmosphere and would also save more.

Lest I forget, it's "cut your coat according to your cloth".

Don't get it twisted, cos I believe in; "if you've got it, then flaunt it".

Fully disagree with No. 4. On the contrary, a babe with contact lens gets my attention cos it's what I admire. Also, a mild, smaller and well designed coloured tattoo in an "not so obvious" part of the body (thigh) especially for the fair ladies changes my focus from the tough champions league game to her laps with the tip of the ring finger doing some pinky massage...winks

These guys forgot that the price was determined from international market value which is less than $400. Sey na them say make our currency value bad.

Flexiano:
Good morning && A Happy Sunday to all of You..

I want to share an ugly experience with you guys.
Awoof & Longer Throat has killed me.
This is my story.............
I was kind of bored yesterday as at 1pm-2pm so I decided doing some stuffs with my phone(playing games,music& movie downloads e.t.c)with the zeal that when CHELSEA vs ARSENAL match begins I will subscribe with my phone to watch the match....Tho I was not having airtime on the phone(Samsung Galaxy E5)I wanted to use for the match,But I had #93. Naira on my other phone(Nokia torch)which I had planned to transfer small money to my other phone ( Samsung E5)and I was planning to subscribe my normal #70 Naira a day Subscription that I usually run with my AUTOPROXY & SIMPLE SERVER ....To cut the Story Short my BROTHERS AND SISTERS as at 2pm I decided to call my younger brother to know when the match will begin ,Which I later did n he told me to wait...that he wants to check it online,he called me afterwards to tell me that it's been long they have started n they have played up to 63.minutes.I ended the call immediately inorder to transfer the airtime n watch my match oh.I wanted to confirm some stuff from my Brother so I called him after the call .... ....Behold my BROTHERS AND SISTERS After I had ended the call I saw a Notification from MTN that reads.....your account is too low n you are having #87 Naira remaining if you need more airtime kindly DIAL *302*AMOUNT # which I hastily dialled without wasting time,1st I dialled *302*1000# n I got credited of #1000 airtime n I was happy that MTN IS IN TROUBLE but I never knew that I was going for my doom,So l continued dialling until I got credited of #10,000 I was in jubilation and I wanted to do more when I received MESSAGES that SHOCKED me from MTN....THAT continued reading You have successfully Purchased your AIRTIME through your ZENITH BANK ACCOUNT ,shortly after the msgs came in I started seeing the most annoying n terrifying Part of it which was text msgs from my ZENITH BANK that the sum of #10,000 has been debited from my ACCOUNT.
Ever Since yesterday My body system has not being the same.
Now I agree that true true AWOOF THEY PURGE BELLE, I Dey purge now since yesterday oh.

If you will resell it for N7500, pm me and I will pay it back to your zenith bank account instantly.

panachuku:
RIP. somebody went to serve God and he cud nt protect her. and pple say God is real . story

The Bible called some set of people fools...those that say there is no God.

It is painful to lose someone, yet, more painful to lose a sinner to death and I will tell you that His ways are far beyond human imagination, His foolishness(as perceived by men) is wiser than the wisdom of King Solomon.

The military officer and her kids that cheated death in the Ojuelegba container mishap weren't more righteous than those who lost their lives there.

The question now is; why do certain things happen? But remember, everything under the sun happens for a reason, known to He who was, is and forever will be.

May the Lord forgive your ignorance.

Jenny1010:
Guys are known to be open-minded and don't hesitate to give a simple, straight and direct answer to questions.. But, I still wonder why they go totally blank and sometimes furious when a girl ask them this one simple questions.


1. How much do you collect as salary every month?

I will tell you only and only if you are are reasonable and prudent enough, not minding how committed the relationship is.

There are girls that would want you to spend beyond your budget just because they know how much you are worth/earn.

Suffice it to say that I will tell a woman, not a girl! #spot_the_difference.

emmani42:
I have about 800000 I want a good fast profitable invesment that can my capital within a month

You have a good sum of money to start up something reasonable and don't waste it on something not profitable or risky.

The best, legal and fastest way of becoming rich is to proffer solutions to problems and remember; what works for Tom might not work for Harry because of location.

Discover what people around you need/want and be ready to offer them.

You can start up recharge card printing or distribution if you are sure enough it sells.

You can as well be a sub distributor of things like noodles if you are sure you have a targeted market(buyers) within your area.

Just to mention but a few. Your location determines what you can start with.

alexistaiwo:
so many loopholes in this theory.

1. is the money printed by CBN?

2. if the money is printed by CBN, how did the so called demons get the money without it being reported missing?

3. if the money isn't printed by CBN, how did the demons printed the money?

4. is the serial number on the money valid when check on the CBN database.

Let us face the truth, if you are destined to be rich, you will succeed in life. No such thing as money ritual. Hustle hard and God will crown your hard work

Money rituals exists but it's not about someone vomiting money, it's about turning around peoples' destinies, stars, success to your favour. A ritualist becomes successful to the detriment of others and that's simply the way it works. That is the more reason you see certain people work so hard with nothing to show for it; their destiny and success is transferred to another person, hence, the more reason a ritualist excels even in the most non profitable business.

There are no special things about big butts//big boobs. To an average guy that gets obsessed by it, they hardly would explain why they are so attracted to it. This is simply because there is a hormone that controls that feeling in them.

Personally, I admire relatively big butts but not when it's of immense size(like shapeless)...***no offence*** but at the same time, I don't like big boobs. There's absolutely nothing I will do with with the heavy arsenal if not to watch it, caress it, soft bite it and lie on it, yet, it is of interest to me.

The same thing is applicable to ladies who are attracted to the athletic/hairy/endowed guy.

An eye-witness said the victims were shot dead by one of the policemen on patrol while trying to enforce the state government restriction of motorcyclists plying the route and, in the ensuing mayhem, the policeman’s AK-47 rifle allegedly went off (Not shot intentionally ) and hit one of the victims who died instantly.


It was gathered that after the death of the victim, who was wearing MASSOB insignia, the policeman allegedly started shooting sporadically into the air to scare the people in order to escape mob action. Stray bullets were said to have hit and killed the second victim and injured four others before the policemen escaped.

Even though I'm not a supporter of MASSOB, I think that the whole news is so unprofessionally reported.

Did the AK 47 go off or is the policeman a happy trigger one?

Those who got wounded/died as a result of the stray bullet, were they hovering in the air since they sustained first degree gun shot wounds. A bullet that was fired vertically into the air wouldn't have shot and killed some others scampering for safety; on land.

Even as an Igbo man who is not in support of someone from somewhere else instigating some other people, I am still not in support of denying people their right to freedom of peaceful protest.

I do not doubt him simply because I have experienced a funny thing on ATM's at different times.

There was a day I went to a GTB ATM with a 1st Bank card and tried making withdrawals, I was surprised to get an "insufficient fund" error message, meanwhile, I had not less than 40K before going there. I tried checking my account balance and it showed N233. I was shocked.

I checked 3 ATMs of the same bank and it was showing same amount. What baffled me was that I didn't even request withdrawal up to the amount I had in my account and 1st bank cannot allow you withdraw all the money in your account.

I went to a 1st bank ATM and discovered my money was still intact and accessible.

I went back to the GTB ATM to try again and the same thing happened. Then I decided to use my GTB card to try making deposit in their deposit machine and after depositing N1000(500 note x 2) and getting the receipt out, it reversed and debited me N500.

What I'm saying in essence is that a machine can never be 100% efficient, 80% is even not attainable always and he might be saying the truth.