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Meister5:
Someone told me 1gb but i doubt it cos it seems too huge for just 90+mins.
Experts how much data do i need pls?

If you stream with Etisalat 4G and on HD, you will be charged not less than 500MB.
On glo, you might even get less than 200 because it can reconnect 300times before the end of the match, especially when a striker gets close to the goal area.

InformedLola:
Dear webmasters,

Would like you to check out this networking and dating site for professionals (https://www.sprocial.com/).

Your feedback on ease of registration, user experience, etc, will be very much appreciated.

Thanks.

Keep this up, I love the concept and it will soar if you keep ur heads up.

I'm currently on mobile and must say, it's mobile friendly in terms of load time. Will check it out on a PC much later.

FriendChoice:
Translation: This cow was slaughtered in guru town and a two headed calf (Baby Cow) was found in the womb of the cow. But the baby cow has died. Cigaba.....


Nothing like Amazing here. The cow was killed before she deliver and a baby was found in the stomach. Probably she will deliver twins if the baby was allowed to mature up to delivery. The baby is what you see in the pictures not the cow. So op correct your title.

...but why would someone kill a pregnant cow!

Yinkey6:
Google ' Sexy White Mom' ( images) And ' Sexy Black Mom' ( images) . The Result Is Shocking!



A South African model started a conversation on Twitter when he posted the above tweet.

I think it's just an algorithm thing. Maybe there's a p**n movie called "sexy black mom" with high indexing.

Broadsway:
My name is Broadsway and this is a summary of my relationship life, please do read and give me a tangible advice. Tnx

I started dating In senior sec sch to a guy I loved and who never loved me back but only dated my cos of my popularity and the attention I gave him, breaking up with him I dated another guy just to forget the first guy and also hoping this wud be better but it didn't turn out well, he tried wooing my girlfrnd by insulting me, I confronted him, he apologized but I couldn't stay with him, I just zereod my mind off him even though he showed he was sorry. Some times later like 3yrs after met another guy but it didn't last, this last one was the most terrible but I wud ignore it cos it brings tears to my eyes.

So right now after 5yrs from my second relationship and days of training myself to avoid relationships and just be friends with guys, I find myself with people that love me and wud want to spend their life with me, but I can't reciprocate the love any longer, I feel like I am deceiving them, I like dem, even one has stayed with me through all my pains and lafta and also there is the guy who is the second guy who wooed my friend still asking for a second chance and a lovely guy dah I met recently who i see as an angel and lastly there is a guy who has spread my qualities to all his fam members and frnds and I know he loves me dearly.

My main reason for writing this is to know if its possible to make my heart love again and if it can which one of these four guys shud I stay with?

Tnx

Hi Broadsway,

Your sad experiences may have necessitated your believe that all men are the same. Relationship is a good thing and love is the best thing in life. One of your shortcomings is that you fail to understand that everyone can't be you. You give a lot in friendship and you expect same in return but in the real sense, it doesn't work that way. As a matter of fact, relationship is all about tolerance and adaptability. You are from different parents you know, and you most likely didn't grow up in the same/similar environment-spot the difference.

Firstly, look out for those things you like in someone which makes both of you compatible, then juxtapose it with your dislikes in him and think of ways you will amend those you can. The bitter truth is; perfect men only exist as angels, not humans. Study people, know them and adapt to the environment you find yourself. That way, you will find reasons to open your heart to love again.

ShayGirl:
So she has even given birth before sef..I pity that child

I think she's got 2 grown up girls.

IamMissMarvel:
You are dating a girl and not a woman. Shikenan.

A woman would use the money you would have spent on fast food to cook you two or three different small portioned soups.

As a means of your appreciation, you'll buy her gifts even without her demanding it.

Most fast food and gifts demanding girls are unemployed so the only means to having their way is with men who are drooling after them.

Who fine geh help? Marry a woman who will add value to your life first, spiritually, intellectually, emotionally and finamcially by helping u save.

That one no mean say u go be aradite o. No woman wants to marry a stingy man or one who can't maintain her standard or improve it.

I am getting married to MissMarvel, Shikena!

farano:
The virgin ceremony also called Iria ceremony is a tradition, which every girl from the community must go through before being given out in marriage. The girls are usually critically screened by the elders, in the community before being allowed to participate in the ceremony.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNlxycfDUxQ/

I'm interested in this answer "how were they screened - by the elders"?

augster:
NCC una father
What's all these crap na?
Data wey expensive before, you still wan increase am? Haba...





Meanwhile, Thunder will still Fire the person that brought this idea

My dear, you won't blame them, rather, blame Buhari and his administration.

Cost of running businesses has soared and for them to remain in the race and make profit, someone must take that heat and as always, the end user.

Raine80:
It will be cruel to be with someone just because you feel sorry for them. I cannot say yes when I have no feelings ,chemistry or common ground with that person. It's about being compatible and complimenting each other. I am not perfect by all means I am realistic. Relationships should not be about trying to make it work. It should work.

Rightfully said. Relationship built on pity doesn't work. QED!

Piercedclit:
I shall pass on this. Sex on anyother dates but not the first. Heck! First dates are for getting to know eachother
That's me

That's African. Westerners do not think that way.

UdohOby:
Only God knows what you ate that made him change his mind not to pay your bills.

I even found it so difficult to comprehend what she was writing.

As a single girl, I never ate more than what I could pay for on a date, I always went out with money on any date I had. Ladies of nowadays, I no dey too understand them sef. The kind of respect I got from the guy I was dating then and his friends was awesome. He always told his friends that I was so independent.
Maybe when young ladies stop depending on men to take care of their every need, we will start getting our respect back. The kind of insult I read from NL guys to ladies these days is really disheartening.
#bringbackourrespectladies

I really like that.
However, it is only right for a man who asks for a date to foot the bills.
If the lady orders excessively, then take it as some days you spend beyond budget and mark that date as the last for that babe.
#youwillgetyourrespectbaby

Berbierklaus:
Could be used as meat for the party or reared to produce offsprings for the bride's father.

This is an Igbo bride price list,they believe they should gain almost all they spent training their girls from the husband.

Do you also know that most times, 80% of the list do not go to the brides immediate family. It is shared by the community.

contactmorak:
People need to learn to dress properly when in public. Look at her for goodness sake... Indecent dressing everywhere. This lady selling Bend-down-select Clothes exposed her panties in the market a d everyone passing by can easily see.

Meanwhile, you would notice that there is another person displaying his or her wares behind her. If you are a man and you are that person behind her, what would you do? Will you tell her to adjust her panties and stand the risk of being embarrassed by her or will you just ignore and stand the risk of being distracted? Especially if you were fasting.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/11/if-you-are-guy-behind-this-lady-who.html

Taking her pix was quite unnecessary, she might not have noticed.

wizzlyd:
Anytime I see a girl with cucumber I always have a strange feeling towards her.I want to a friend place and I saw this lady coming out from a house with cucumber only God knows what she did with the cucumber.pls don't get me wrong but why do girls love cucumber so much.

And you took a picture of her, showing her face and posted it online. Does she know you did so? That was rather immature.

xynerise:
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I don't just know why we did this then. Still trying to figure out




Cc: Lalasticlala

Not to be the first person to be flogged in case you failed.

Naijasinglegirl:
Especially when you are working with a location, time and limited budget.
At least with husband hunting, my horizon is expanded. I’m not bound by location, a lot of criteria and I don’t have a December deadline.

I digress.

I get informed of a house today and by morning, its already taken. It appears everyone in Lagos is house hunting.

paid an agent who presented me with four options this week.
I was taken to the first one, a self contained in a new building.
I feel in love with the place once I stepped inside. It is like a white-space room. The room is big, kitchen is spacious, bathroom/toilet is sparkling clean and the proximity to the road was very encouraging. It is a house I would look forward to coming home everyday.

I was already imagining giving my friends directions there, cooking, setting up my study in one corner, recording snapchat videos and all sorts.

Sadly, the rent is 150K more than my projected budget, excluding agreement and agency fees.

The second house was formerly a guest house- the one they call slaughter-house, meaning different people have probably had loads of sxx in my room. I felt the spirit of sxx hovering in the compound. I wasn’t even shown inside because it was locked but I saw a g-string hanging from the bathroom window. A product of a quick romp perhaps?

The compound looked really secured which is a plus but the guest house retained their in-house bar and I don’t know if I would be able to live or sleep by a bar. One of the reasons I am looking to move is have some peace and quiet.
What if a regular of the bar gets drunk one night and come banging with a woman by my door, forgetting the guesthouse is no longer available? Or a fight breaks out between two drunk guys?

The third house was within my budget, way lower even.
It is a self contained situated in a three storey building, like those hostels in Ekosodin.
Compound was like a LAWMA branch.
The kitchen was separated from the room and bathroom but on the same lobby as if the three rooms are quarrelling. I would even have to share the kitchen with another tenant. I was already imagining conversations like,

“Who stole two pieces of shaki from my pot of soup?” “My maggi cubes have been reducing since Wednesday” “My pot was not this black when I left house.” “Who touched my garri? Do you know how much garri cost?” “Goodmorning, it is my turn to use the kitchen for pounded yam today.”

The tap was rusty with cobwebs. It appeared the last time water flowed was when Donald Trump was shooting season1 of The Apprentice.

The toilet was monochrome in colour, the black from old shit.
It is a house I would stagger in crying at 11:45pm and gladly leave by 5:30am.

The fourth house was the second floor of a two storey building. Even though it was obviously free of witchcraft, I refused to look it.
First, there were touts sitting by the crooked gate. Then the house was surrounded by a church left, right, front and behind.
Four churches fam! One had fire in the name.
Would I ever sleep with all the casting of demons and vigil nights from Monday to Sunday?

The impression the first building had on me ruined the other three. I really cannot wait to get settled cos I haven’t a day of proper rest for two weeks now.
Pray for me.



http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/house-hunting-lagos-update/

My dear, I spent close to 10k on agents just to get a decent house. The location wasn't my choice though but the house is worth it.

Worst of it is that you will explain your preference to them and they will still take you to a direct opposite just to justify the registration fee they charged you.

mhisbliss:
animals, i blame the girl for dating his kind

QED, I always tell friends and even my sisters not to date a man that can't control his emotions. There are better ways of dealing with such.

finalbosss1:
According to this Twitter user, St Mary's Catholic church Enugu is organizing a free wedding for members who can't afford to pay for their wedding ...


http://www.jeloser.info/2016/11/catholic-church-in-enugu-organizing.html

After the wedding nko?

The reason guys don't marry isn't money for wedding/marriage, it is money for the family.

This ones na cultists

I'm sure the real story is unheard

I doubt if real men fight over girls.

cageboybravo:
so this happened to me and my friend yesterday and i decided to share it here for you to beware of this their trick see below

@lalasticlala please see this

Thanks for sharing anyway.

Meanwhile, I ply that route on and off work and I've always had that feeling those guys manipulate people. Don't care to look at their products, even those worth N1000.

samuel19222:
Guys please beware of this guy kelvin briggs on bbm, that is his pin (2967A0F4) I don't know where he got my bbm pin from, all of a sudden he said we should talk on skype and I told him my phone don't have front camera, so he said if he send me a mobile phone which support skype we can both chat, I said yeah, and he also ask me what else do I need apart from the phone I said a laptop and he promise to send to nigeria because he stay in NORWICH, UK, so yesterday on sunday 5/7/2015 he message me on bbm to inform me that he have already sent it through british airways world cargo and he also include the sum of 900 pounds, inside me I was happy that I have seen a maga not knowing I was going to be the maga, I told him to send me the tracking number so I can track the movement of my items, then he told me no need because they cargo company said it going to take 24 hours to reach nigeria, he gave me the company nigeria customer service number so I can call them and collect my items. This morning I received a phone call asking me if am the owner of the item, I reply yes and I was ask to call out the identification Number on the waybill which the guy (kelvin briggs) sent to me on bbm, after that I was ask to come to their office at abuja for my parcel, I told them I can't come to abuja for now, I ask them to send it to me here in lagos they said I will have to pay the sum of #7500 before they can send it down here, I told them that I have a brother there at abuja so he will help me to pick it up, they told me it's not possible that am to sign a document myself. As a lagos guy I google search the name kelvin briggs, which I saw a thread here on nairaland about the same guy, I just wanna warn my fellow nairalander to beware of this scammer.

Thank you so much for this.

Mine started this way:

One Amanda Smith sent me a request on Facebook and after a week of neglect, I decided to accept her request.

We started chatting and she asked for a date which I accepted. We explained ourselves better and as soon as she told me she is a Briton, I went back to her grammar which doesn't depict that of a typical English lady.

That was the beginning of my doubt, however, I gave her the benefit of doubt but played along with caution.

Next, she wanted us to chat on ichat and the first thing that came to my mind was...ichat! That's obsolete but I told her I don't use Apple anyway but we can chat on Skype. She declined and offered to send me a Laptop. Well, I didn't mind and she asked what else I would like her to include. Of course I don't need anything more so I sticked with the laptop. Another error; a typical Briton that is a natural miser send you an Apple laptop where there is no commitment! You must be joking.

I waited for about 8 hours without response so I asked her for her phone number so I could call her when I need us to chat or hear her voice...no reply on that.

Fast forward to 48 hours later, she wrote that she has sent it with the details I gave her and an attachment. Added with Laptop is an iPhone 6 and 900 pounds. That they told her the parcel will arrive in 6-8hours time. 10hrs after our chat, an SMS came that the parcel has arrived. Note, sender isn't customized and I was like, as big as British Airways is, they can't customize their line.

Well, I decided to give them a call and guess what, the recipient manipulated the voice using the phone's voice changer. After some phone talks, I hung up and thought; why would a Lagos bound parcel be delivered to Abuja and I have to pay to get it to Lagos...In fact, the guy is a learner cos all stages were faulty.

Walai, Oshio looks like herbalist here.

kristie26:
Ordinary refridgerator....issorait☺☺

It's not ordinary...as a student!

Ginaz:
When you see the girl you bought new iphone7 for on Friday getting married on Saturday. You no even suck boobi.

SUCK BOOBI got me cracking. Like seriously, guys don wise up.

yissi:
Good morning house!

We would be building a house starting from next week.
This is the plan the architect drew for me for a four bedroom bungalow. This bungalow will serve as my main residential house.

As they say, two heads are better than one. I would like the house and experts to criticize this plan and offer their views and ideas.

Thanks

Personally, I have a problem with the overall design because the house is too rectangular to proffer a better shape. How many cars do you intend to park there? If not much, you need to reshape the design first.

The length of that lobby makes it difficult for natural light to illuminate and the place will somewhat become dark after 3metres.

People have talked about the kitchen position which is non ideal. If you have limited land space, you can reduce the number of rooms to 3 to make the overall building more airy, or better still, forget or disconnect the shop from the main building.

nameerfhtennek:
It's more than 20minutes, I'm still unable to put words together to begin this story. I will try keep it simple and necessarily detailed so everyone will understand the true picture of what happened, why against my belief that writing personal experiences on social media is immature, I had to still write mine. Let's just say I'm not thinking right now, maybe I'm so upset but truth is, I need your advice.

I'm writing this thread seated at the back of a Hilux truck just outside our apartment. Yaa, that me in the picture. You see, today is EID and believe me I should be resting in the house since I'm not working today. Days like this only come by 6times in a whole year and more than anything, I would have loved resting than being out here.

It was yesterday evening, she called and said she her driver were headed to my office. She wanted to pick some stuffs around my office. Yaa, I forgot to say this is Saudi Arabia. If you know Saudi quite well, you will agree with me that a husband will definitely get exhausted running errands for his wife or the family. I was not in the mood for shopping but she wanted to shop. She got upset that I didn't want to accompany her shopping.

She did her shopping alone and returned few minutes before I closed from work. We headed home. Unknown to me, I forgot my internet router in my office because I was rushing to get home and continue with my FIFA 16.
Her internet service expired some days back so we were using mine.

While playing game, she walked into the seating room and demanded for my router. Mine, not hers. With her tone and facial expression demanding the router, I didn't respond because there was an indication that she was warming up for a quarrel. I wasn't just in the mood. The thing is, she is very skilled in extending her anger phases. That is one thing I can't understand till today. Believe me, it was not like this while we were dating. Sorry, I forgot to tell you I married my university girlfriend, she years my junior and the same department. Ya, I'm one of those guys that dated and planned for the future with their girls at the same time. God blessed that plan but at this point I don't understand everything that has been happening for the past one year plus since we got married. She repeatedly demanded that I handed over my router to her but I was quiet. Meanwhile, it occurred to me that I forgot the router in my office the minute she first asked about it. Truth is, I actually needed to use the internet that night for my online FIFA.

After several times of asking for the router and no response from me, she took the TV remote and switched off the TV. She walked straight to the kitchen and hid the remote. I approached her in the kitchen and told her I was not ready for any kinda quarrel. We have had enough for the past one year of getting married. I then told her I forgot the router in my office, I didn't have it. I guess she didn't believe me, she never did. She told me to leave her alone. I returned back to the seating room with my heart beating fast. I knew she wanted a serious quarrel that night. After some minutes, I returned to the kitchen and requested for the remote. Then I figured out she hid it in her pant. Pretending I was passing by, I swiftly went for the remote from under her short gown and grabbed it. She didn't expect I knew where she hid it. She followed me behind and ceased the game console, second indication she wanted me to react. I do have a problem with my temper just like every human, male or female. I have also learnt to deal with it by walking away at times I feel I was going to lose it. The same reason I'm outside at this time, 9:55 pm Saudi time. She knows I have fought hard to tame my temper issues but most times, she makes deliberate efforts to have me overreact to her nags and rants.

I watched her hide the console in her pant yet again. I shuddered in obvious fear because I knew what the woman wanted, a fight. Unable to deal with it,the intimidation and the shame, I went for the console and squeezed it out from her hand while she was trying to hold it tight. That was when the trouble then started. She wanted a buffer to help her spill everything she had nursed in her mind. "You are a violent person!! You can kill, idiot!! You were not shown love by your parents, that is why you will squeeze your wife's hand to collect the console. They allowed you to grow up in the street without parental guidance and love." Then it came....pwaaaaaaah!!! She spat on my face!!!!! God knows, I have never been spat at before, not by my parents, not by my siblings, not by anybody. " I agree I was not shown love by my parents but your Dad is a coward for running away from your mother without being there for you guys when he needed to play his roles as a father. That explains the reason you are like this", I said and walked back to the seating room.

I managed to play a few games which I lost mostly and then slept off around past 5am this morning. Around 3pm, I woke up and went to the office. Not like I had work but I needed to clear my head away from the house. If only there was alcohol in Saudi, I would have been somewhere in a hotel drinking away the shame. When I returned home by past 7pm, hungry and tired. I needed to continue my game but I could no longer find the game console and the TV remote. I asked for it and she ignored me. I managed to eat and then left the house to this truck.

You see, I love my wife more than anything, more than anyone. She is one person in the whole world I could go any length for. I love her, that was why I forgave her when she broke up with me after I left Nigeria for Saudi Arabia. She broke up with me few months after I came to Saudi and started dating another guy twice her age. She says she never expected I would come back to her after she left me but I did. I did because I saw a future with her, a future I imagined, believed in and worked towards its reality. Today we have gotten to a level where most people out there would want to be, our colleagues envy is because they believe we are privileged and blessed but what they don't know is that in the truth, I have no peace. This marriage has become my legacy and my curse.

I want to send her back to Nigeria in few days time and I hope I'm not making a mistake!!! Spitting on my face, nah nah....am so fed up!!!!

I love one thing u did; keeping cool. I think you know this lady more than any other person, having been with her back then in school, off school and off the country so u can explain HER better.

I don't know what may have been going on before the recent incident but if I can read her, she easily jumps into conclusion, just like an average woman. The moment you kept calm immediately she asked of the router sent a signal to her; he doesn't wanna give me. And you know, a lot of women always feel cheated. Of course hers has expired, you've not renewed and yet, you wanna deny her online presence. Hiding the console/remote was her own best way to make you feel same way she felt and just like a typical woman, retaliate.

I don't know if I'm wrong but I think she loves you too. Just look for the best of time, sit her down, remind her of old times and how far you've come, tell her you don't wanna fight again and reassure your love to her. I believe it will be rekindled.

Topiipii:
Did you know that helmets are colour coded and that these colours determine who wears them?

Thanks for this. I once failed this test. Sad enough, a lot of sites hardly honour these codes(colours).

nobilis:
Really??
The YouWin that served as an avenue for embezzling funds?

How much did you save in Nigeria's time of abundance? Because you were at the helm of her finances when her main and virtually, only, export, crude oil, was sold for the highest price ever in the history of the world.

Where is the FG's share of the ECA?

What did you people do with the economy when Nigeria was in her time of plenty?

Oga, if you do not know about YouWIN, please do not criticize it. Yes, some people were believed to have embezzled money through the programme, same thing that happens in every programme but I've got 3 friends who employed 6 graduates on average under the same programme. Do not believe all that you hear!

Wingback:
What kinda weirdo keeps used condoms in his pockets?

Funny enof, someone did similar thing back then in school, and guess what, the lady he was interested in was the first to see it...that automatically turned her off!

ngoben:
Wetin u mean self OP...nigerians r creative...we r innovative....oxford dict fit c am borrow am put inside dictionary

Same way they have taken BRUH!