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Politics / Re: Ralph Uwazurike Says "Unknown Gunmen" Are Nnamdi Kanu's Men by DedeNkem: 12:10am On May 05, 2021
kehinde1588:
Do you need to be told this?

Can't you see that ipob supporters always rejoice on every attack carried out by the Unknown gun men (ESN).

Fulani terrorists and Bandits have rendered many Yorubas homeless and refugees while taking over your lands!

Why not concentrate on that, at least, for now?
Politics / Re: Tinubu: Nigerians Will Be Safe Under Buhari by DedeNkem: 12:00am On May 05, 2021
Clueless and corrupt id*iots support each other!
Politics / Re: "2021 Budget Has 316 Duplicated Projects Worth N39.5bn" - BudgIT Nigeria by DedeNkem: 11:58pm On May 04, 2021
We have never had a good President since the inception of independence! The country has been deteriorating since then!

We have been having incompetent m*orons, criminals and murderers as "leaders"!
Family / Re: How Do I Convince My Family To Allow Me Marry An Osu by DedeNkem: 11:41pm On May 04, 2021
Hammergirl:
Hi, I'm in love with an osu but my family forbids it. How do I convince them to allow me to marry him?

Osu was a useless discriminatory practice in ancient Igbo era, just like when twins were murdered due to some st*upid belief. We are in 21st century now.

Ignore your archaic mentality family and marry your love! They may learn from you if they're not deeply blinded by this Osu nonsense!

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Arrested At Borno Motor Park With 2,000 Rounds Of Ammunition by DedeNkem: 11:22pm On May 04, 2021
Terrorists are embeded in the military. The military and DSS are too incompetent and corrupt to fish them out.
Romance / Re: My Friend Is Blinded By Money And Gadgets In Her Relationship. by DedeNkem: 11:19pm On May 04, 2021
A typical Nigerian girl has acute slave mentality and materialistic!

You can literally do anything to her and she'll keep coming back, as long as you give her money.
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Katsina Youths Endorse Saraki In Buhari’s Hometown by DedeNkem: 11:09pm On May 04, 2021
Beckham14:
He is far better than the criminal called Tinubu.

They're both BAD.
Phones / Re: Is Infinix Not Better Than Xiaomi ? by DedeNkem: 11:08pm On May 04, 2021
Crappy phones!
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo And His Wife Kneel Down As Pastor Adeboye Prays For Them by DedeNkem: 10:51pm On May 04, 2021
Criminals!!!
Business / Re: Terry Waya Celebrate His Birthday In His Mansion (Photos) by DedeNkem: 10:50pm On May 04, 2021
Criminal!!!
Travel / Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by DedeNkem: 5:39pm On May 03, 2021
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This just makes our day, cos you are talking about all of us @[b][/b].

WE love Nigeria.
God bless Nigeria.

One day, our darling country will be like Dubai, when all these corrupt and evil politicians are gone.

Again,
God bless Nigeria

I know a man who has been saying the same thing since he was young. He's now 70+ yrs old and have lost all hope for this country!

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Religion / Re: MBA Victims Ask Oyakhilome To Return ₦1 Billion Donated By Maxwell Odum by DedeNkem: 5:28pm On May 03, 2021
Nigerians mumu too much!! No matter how many PONZIs come and abscond with idiots' money, create another one tomorrow, you'll still see new mumus parting with their own money in hope of getting rich quick!!

Mumuism and iberiberism dey too much inside this zoo called Nigeria!

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Politics / Re: Shame On You - Mbaka Replies Garba Shehu On Contract Scandal by DedeNkem: 4:51pm On May 03, 2021
But why did Mbaka take three white men he didn't know much about (as he claimed) to see Buhari for contracts? Has he become a contract agent?

Does he have an acute inferiority complex that made him take strangers to Aso Rock, simply because they were white and claimed to have all the solutions to Nigeria's problems?!

I'm not against Mbaka speaking the "truth" about government's poor leadership, he should not involved himself with government contracts whether he would personally benefit from them or not!
Religion / Re: He Gave Birth To Albinos Because He Refused To Worship His Family's Deity by DedeNkem: 2:22pm On May 03, 2021
Only illiterates would think a deity causes albino!!!
Politics / Re: DSS Targets ‘Elements’ Threatening Nigeria’s Peace by DedeNkem: 2:17pm On May 03, 2021
DSS/SSS is very corrupt and incompetent! It only harasses innocent citizens and does absolutely nothing about Fulani terrorists, Bandits and Boko haram!!
Crime / Re: Police Intercept 753 Machine Gun Ammunitions Heading To Abia State (Photos) by DedeNkem: 1:10pm On May 03, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Please what does the police do with the guns and ammunition recovered from robbers?

Do they wash, rebrand and assign them to police officers or they just throw them away in the bush since they were used to commit crimes and then some lucky herdsman picks them up while grazing?

They sell them to Fulani terrorists, kidnappers and Boko haram.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Better Together, Tinubu Urges Agitators Of Secession by DedeNkem: 11:39am On May 03, 2021
Tinubu wants the status quo because he is desperate to become President! This crook is only after his own interests!
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Kill 12 Cows In Akwa Ibom As Herdsmen Flee by DedeNkem: 11:30am On May 03, 2021
When did "unknown gunmen" become ESN?
STOP linking ESN to every attack without a solid proof, you f*ucking dimwits!!!
Crime / Re: Suspected Lagos Robbers Kelechukwu, Godspower Busted With Stolen SUV by DedeNkem: 11:25am On May 03, 2021
I wish pictures of the killer herdsmen or bandits or Boko haram police always claim to "arrest" are shown this way!
Politics / Re: Nigerian Troops Nab Boko Haram, ISWAP Collaborators by DedeNkem: 11:18am On May 03, 2021
No pictures and no parade on camera of these terrorists. I don't believe it!
Crime / Re: Local Hunters Kill 4th Elephant In 2 Years In Ogun State (Photos) by DedeNkem: 11:16am On May 03, 2021
It is always bad news coming out of Ogun State! Elephants are protected animals globally and Nigerian don't care about preservation of these exotic animals.

Nigeria is the largest human zoo!
Family / Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by DedeNkem: 11:18am On May 02, 2021
OfeAchi:
BACKGROUND:

I had a decent job before I met her and I was responsible for all the decisions I took, which mostly led to favourable outcomes.
However when I met her and began a relationship, I wasn't having the freedom I needed. Any decision I wanted to take without her authorization always ended badly. For example there was a period I wanted to jointly rent an apartment with a male friend of mine. She strongly opposed this but I still went ahead to pay rent. Unfortunately for me, within four months my friend had some issues with landlord and we were both evicted from the apartment. (although I got compensated)

Another instance was when I got paid some bonuses from company and decided to invest in some crypto projects during their ICOs (in 2017). I did some market analysis of these crypto projects before my decision to invest, only for her to advice me against it. She said we should instead, use the money to start farming. I didn't listen to her and went ahead to invest. THE RESULT: the investment that was supposed to take me to the moon now became more worthless than tissue paper! I shed tears because of this.

I now decided to get rid of her, but all plans of mine proved abortive. The more I tried to get her out of my life, the more we were brought together. Can you believe that the day I finally proposed to her was the very same day I tried to make out with an old girlfriend?

A friend of mine went to consult an ifa priest, who told him that my fiance has a cloud of good fortunes around her. But I don't believe in those spiritual mumbo-jumbos! I was determined to leave her. This made me begin applying for jobs in other states and towns, but nothing came forth. I even went for interview/test but didn't scale through. Some weeks later, she told me that she wasn't in support of me getting job in another town (she says she was scared of losing me).

Did you know? the time I decided to remove the thoughts of leaving her from mind and fully accept her into my life, was the time that I finally got a better job in another city!

MARRIAGE
We got married in 2019 and I was of the mindset that since she may be an ogbanje, therefore things would work in my favour and I would become a millionaire very quickly, but that's not the case.

Since marriage, any decision I take without her approval always leads to disaster!
I wanted to invest in a partnership deal and told her about it but she disapproved and said I should save the money instead. I went ahead to invest and I lost 400k! cry cry Same for other decisions in the house, the outcome was always negative whenever I don't heed her advice.

I hate all this! I'm a full grown man. Why should my life be based on the decisions of a woman? I feel like I'm no longer in control of my life.
I'm about to take a car loan from my company in order to escape this constant public commute and trekking but she has vehemently disapproved, that I should instead save for another year or two before buying car. But I still won't listen to her! If the loan ends in a disaster, I have decided that I would abandon this marriage and relocate to another country. A country where voodoo and religious mumbo-jumbo do not exist, so that I can be in full control of my life!

.......PS: we have a year old baby girl. Maybe I could be sending monthly upkeep from this new country I intend to relocate to.

Able readers, is my final decision a good one?

I've never seen a more mo*ronic fool like you in my life! And I don't mince words when I say that.

Let's get this straight. In your tiny little brain, you actually think that she's the reason why you've been stupid with your money? Oh shit!! How could you blame someone for losing in investments the same person advised against doing?!! I'm not sure you're mentally healthy!!

You've a good wife (who's much more smarter than you) who has been doing her best to protect your dumb a*ss against making stupid investments by warning you against those! She knew any wrong investment move you make would affect the whole family financially.

Then what did you fool do? You still went ahead with the same bad investments (she advised you against) and lost! Now you're blaming her?? What a huge mo*ron you are!!

What if she supported your stupid investments and you still lose, I bet, you would still blame her!! A sane husband would think twice before going into any investment his smart wife is against! Two heads are always better than one, especially, when one (you) is too dumb.

You're your own problem!! And your stupid mentality made things worse! Go ahead and divorce her, she deserves a better husband who's loving and intelligent , because you obviously lack those and more!!

I feel really bad for her, she probably knows her husband is an id*iot!!

Some m*orons like you don't know they have something great untill they lose it.

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Politics / Re: Insecurity: FG To Partner With China To Secure Nigeria From Bandits, Terrorists by DedeNkem: 1:25am On Apr 30, 2021
China is now taking over Nigeria. The north has finally destroyed this country.

If you don't know how China takes over a country, go google about how it took over Zambia!

Soon Nigerians will have chinese language as official language.

Bye bye Nigeria!!
Crime / Re: How God Saved Me From Being Kidnapped On 29th December 2020 by DedeNkem: 1:09am On Apr 30, 2021
222Martins:
After seeing the viral video of a man whose drink was poisoned while he was happily dancing and merrymaking with friends on 31st night, i decided to put down my experience.

"There is nothing that a chameleon requests from the forest that it doesn't get."

"No matter the crooked ways of the river, the calabash will always triumph over it."

I usually laugh at people who doubt the supernatural. They are usually like fishes that get snapped by a net unknowingly. What most people don't know is that whatever happens to you today, has been known and endorsed already in the spirit realm long before the event takes place in your life. Well, let's leave this talk for another day.

First week of November 2020, a Seer sent me a message that "There is a Plot to Kidnap Me on the 29th December 2020 and if the kidnappers succeed; it will cause irreparable damage." That i should be very careful and trust no one." Note that as at when i got this message, my program for December hasn't been drawn but i sure know that December will be very busy. I told no one the message i got, not even my wife; to avoid sending her into panic mode.

On the last week of November 2020, My Political Adviser informed me that his wedding has been scheduled for 29th December 2020 and i said Haaaaaaa!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked The reason i exclaimed was because attending his wedding is a must, as it is a way to show him and his family that i appreciate all his effort in the development of my political structure.

As his wedding kept drawing closer, people kept asking this my PA if i will attend his wedding and he said "Sure!!! That if i don't attend, who else will." Come 20th December 2020, as i prepared to travel to my hometown; i made sure that my security detail were re-armed to the teeth. Note, this was just standard protocol because of the festive season and series of events i am due to attend. Secondly, as at this 20th December, i have already forgotten the message of the Seer and was just happily looking forward to spend time with my family.

I arrived my country home for Xmas and there were tons of visitors trooping in right from the day i landed till i left home. However, i noticed that one of my kinsman was so interested in knowing if i will attend my PA's wedding. I told him yes and he pleaded that i allow him join my convoy with his car, so we can go to the wedding venue together. I said till that time comes.

Come 28th December 2020, i attended the burial ceremony of a townsman and a brother. As i stepped into the hall where guests were being entertained, there was a cheer from the crowd and i exchanged pleasantries with those i could reach. This my inquisitive kinsman still came, sat close to me and ask again if i was still going for my PA's wedding, which will take place the next day. That i should remember his offer to join my convoy, i said no problem.

Around 4:30pm, i started feeling uneasy. i suddenly became cold, my left hand was shaking and i was feeling so sleepy. Like, i was struggling to stay awake. I signaled to my team, we left the venue of the burial ceremony. I sent some of them to go represent me in other scheduled programs for the day while i headed home with the rest.

Immediately i got to my bedroom, i fell on the bed and that was all i could remember. When my wife took off my clothes, i don't even know. I woke up in the morning 29th December to see my family by my bed side. I told my wife to inform my team to get ready for my PA's wedding while i do the same. Surprisingly, i couldn't get up from the bed. My wife had to help me to the bathroom to shower and back to the bed.

On that bed, i remembered the warning of that Seer and one of the sayings of my mom that "No matter how dire the situation is, a lion's cub can never be used as sacrifice." I started laughing. My family members were surprised and considering moving me to a hospital. I told them not to, that i understand what is happening. As i was still laughing, I dozed off again.

I woke up in the afternoon of 30th December feeling so strong and much better. I requested for my phones, which was taken away from me by my wife. Immediately i opened Facebook and scrolled, the first major news i saw on the wall of a popular journalist in my state: "Multiple Kidnapping On the 29th December" at different locations of the state; with one happening exactly on the same route i was suppose to ply to and fro from the wedding."

As i was still reading, my father walked in to inform me that my inquisitive kinsman has an accident and wrecked his car that same 28th December evening, after i left the venue of the burial ceremony.

I thank God for overlooking my stubbornness and keeping me out of harm's way. And sometimes, we need to stop fighting setbacks that happen on our very important days; especially when we have made all possible preparation to ensure a hitch free day. You can never tell what God is trying to keep you from.

This is the story i wanted to share. I leave you to pick whatever piece you want from this write-up.

Thank you


I don't know what to say about this your story.
Politics / Re: SSS Arrests Usman Bugaje For Criticising Buhari’s Handling Of Insecurity by DedeNkem: 12:37am On Apr 30, 2021
What is happening in this country is not a Democracy, it's a Dictatorship!!
Politics / Re: Sheikh Dahiru: Nigerians Didn’t Elect Buhari To Be Sold Like Animals by DedeNkem: 12:34am On Apr 30, 2021
Another useless northern mo*ron!
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Female Police Officer In Akwa Ibom by DedeNkem: 12:32am On Apr 30, 2021
uptimum123:
Ipob killing their mothers, father's and siblings, at the end of the day they are only killing themselves, my only sympathy is to the innocent patriotic Igbos that will be affected.


Here's the plan... Let them keep killing themselves thinking they are killing other tribes,once they are exhausted they will start countering and confronting themselves till they are left with 3%

Baba Buhari will be lol in is room right time


Sense no go kill Baba Buhari

Could you provide the evidence you have that proved IPOB did this?
Politics / Re: IPOB Moving Bombs, Explosives From Lagos To Imo – DSS by DedeNkem: 12:27am On Apr 30, 2021
The massively incompetent and corrupt DSS is lying again to save face!

So they claimed to have this so-called intelligence (as if there's anything intelligent in the agency) and yet there's no evidence!

cheesy grin
Politics / Re: Auwal Daudawa, Mastermind Of Kankara Abduction Returns To Forest After 3 Months by DedeNkem: 12:17am On Apr 30, 2021
Buhari the chief terrorist and his fellow Fulani murderers are making a lot of money with all these!
Education / Re: ASUU Faults Netherlands For Rejecting Nigeria Degrees & Accepting Ghana Degrees by DedeNkem: 12:07am On Apr 30, 2021
Nigerian education system is moribund. What does anyone expect? Our degrees are worthless abroad!

Sorting is how many students become so-called graduates today! Most of them can't even fill forms or write applications without errors!

We're in serious trouble.
Politics / Re: ‘Forum Of Bishops’ Holds Solidarity Rally For Pantami (Photo) by DedeNkem: 11:50pm On Apr 29, 2021
Ask these idiots how much they were paid.

Since my birth (I'm not a kid in age), I've never ever seen Bishops carrying placards on the street.
Politics / Re: Buderi Isiya: Kaduna’s Most Wanted Bandit Holding Afaka Students To Ransom by DedeNkem: 11:46pm On Apr 29, 2021
Buhari is a terrorist and a huge threat to this country!

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