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Celebrities / Re: “Mr Frog Voice”- Zlatan Ibile Mocks Davido (Video) by DedeNkem: 2:22pm On May 18, 2021
mofedamijo:
Frog voice?? People can be ignorant.

Davido has a very unique and distinctive voice which is what defines music.

Jarule also have a unique and distinctive voice.......

If you're looking for sweet dream voice, go to church or go and listen to the Opera, or better still, play Celine Dion.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Davidos voice if you know music.

If you can't sing without auto-tune, you ain't a singer but you can still be a musician.
Family / Re: What Is That Thing Your Neighbour Does You Don't Like? by DedeNkem: 11:47am On May 18, 2021
Maryjane001:

It is a public bathroom.
So i brush outside....

Oh, ok.
Romance / Re: I Think I Am Still In Love With Her But I Need Help! by DedeNkem: 6:39am On May 18, 2021
daylay7:
Hi everyone,

I met this lady long time ago before I got married to my wife and we were in love back then. She refused me when I actually proposed to her and I moved on afterward but each time we were together, our love was quite evident in the air which became noticeable to people around us.

Eventually, I got married and we distant ourselves for the sake of both of us and then, we reduced our phone talks but we were still friends.

And now, each time we were opportune to talk on phone, the feelings keep coming back. It is irresistible! The day we eventually met, we almost make out but we got ourselves under control miraculously and we distant again for a while. The truth is I can't stop talking to her at least we don't even do that often as before.
What is wrong with me? i need help! What do I do?

Cut her off now!!! There's a reason she's your ex! Keeping any kind of contact with an ex. is not appropriate, unless you want to ruin your marriage!

If you don't love your wife anymore and want to go back to your ex. then end the marriage first before jumping back to your ex! At least, give your wife that respect!

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Burn Police Station In Delta, Kill 3 Officers (Photos) by DedeNkem: 5:29am On May 18, 2021
Bigdik70inch2:
My concern/fear is when or if eventually BIAFRA becomes a nation..........
How will the guns be retrieved from ugm??

What has this got to do with Biafra?!
Family / Re: What Is That Thing Your Neighbour Does You Don't Like? by DedeNkem: 5:27am On May 18, 2021
DAMN99:
Lol maybe i shouldn't be complaining but this neighbor go soon choke me with generator noise. Even helicopter no loud laidis grin

Be careful, long noise from a noisy gen. can cause hearing loss.

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Family / Re: What Is That Thing Your Neighbour Does You Don't Like? by DedeNkem: 5:24am On May 18, 2021
Maryjane001:
Stay off-k in a lodge. Na students dey my lodge and none of us get generator.
Only my landlord's brother has a generator which he placed just few inches from my window. That Gen dey make noise ehn...I hate noise so much reason why I love my lodge cuz it is very quiet. But since this guy got a second hand generator, most times I find myself praying that it never starts....lol. My prayer works sometimes.
Also I don't know why I don't like his current gf. Not like it is any of my business, but there is this bad vibe I start to get when this babe is near me. More like trouble. But,I try to help her anytime she asks for my help - well we are not on talking terms.
Next is this female neighbor that lives in a big 3 storey building beside my lodge. This annoying woman will just be shouting "Amen" continuously for more than 30 minutes at 6:30am. Funny enough,we don't even know the woman facially. I do think she is unstable though...
In that same house, there is a guy that always stares at me, continuously everytime I m brushing outside even till now.
Then those in my lodge that use soap lather to design everywhere in the public bathroom.

Why brush outside? Don't you have a bathroom?

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Family / Re: What Is That Thing Your Neighbour Does You Don't Like? by DedeNkem: 5:19am On May 18, 2021
Promiseibritam:
Very sure

Back then in sch
When I was Renting

Who to was Toilet
No one stick the Roster I Made

Sweeping was also among etc

Which school did you attend? You need a refund.

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Family / Re: What Is That Thing Your Neighbour Does You Don't Like? by DedeNkem: 5:01am On May 18, 2021
rentAcock:
My neighbor is a showoff. Always updating his house while my own just looks abandoned. As I'm typing this right now, the guy is tearing down his old gate and have like 5 guys working in his compound. I suspect he's about to install a new gate, fence and a garden.

So, updating one's home means showing off to you? It seems you're simply jealous.

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Romance / Re: ”Stop Marrying Hungry Women” – Blessing Okoro Advises Men by DedeNkem: 4:36am On May 18, 2021
obembet:
Nonsense. Attention seeker. What about hungry, ugly guys too?

Why are you upset about her statement? Did she hit a nerve? Are you a hungry girl?

There are more hungry girls in Nigeria than men, and they are hell to date or marry.
Health / Re: Surgery Gone Wrong: Dr Anu Gave Me An Infection - Lady Cries Out (Graphic Photo) by DedeNkem: 11:55pm On May 17, 2021
Nigeria has a lot of quack doctors!
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Hints On Dry Port In Abia, States Reason For Dropping Airport Project by DedeNkem: 11:50pm On May 17, 2021
This incompetent ugly-looking gorilla is owing civil servants many months of salary arrears. In fact, some are owed 2 yrs. plus!!

He's a liar!! He didn't go into the elephant airport project because he was mocked out of doing so!! He wanted to use the project to engage in his biggest loot before he leaves office!!!

Forget this dry port thing, he won't finish it because of his looting spree!!
Politics / Re: Binta Garba: Usman Plotted My Removal From NPA Because I Demanded Transparency by DedeNkem: 6:56pm On May 17, 2021
Northerners doing what they do best (outside terrorism) - looting public funds!!
Education / Re: Why Do Some Nigerians Think Being A Male Nursing Student Is An Abomination???!!! by DedeNkem: 4:57pm On May 17, 2021
Nigerian mentality is one of the lowest in the world, not far from the cave men mentality!

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Crime / Re: Perfect Akudo: Missing UNIBEN Student (Photos) by DedeNkem: 5:29am On May 17, 2021
BabbanBura:


For real? What's going on with people missing these days?

Girls miss more because they're easily convinced or tricked.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Help Me To Verify This Interview by DedeNkem: 11:50pm On May 16, 2021
The wrong date is a giant red flag!!!
Politics / Re: $65m Fraud: Gimba Yau Kumo Is No Longer An In-law To Buhari – Presidency by DedeNkem: 10:45pm On May 16, 2021
Tinubuadvocate:
Buhari is the best Nigeria president since 1999.

You're either very insanely st*upid or you've been living in a cave since 2015!
Politics / Re: Buhari Promises To Help Chad Stabilise by DedeNkem: 10:41pm On May 16, 2021
What a useless incompetent idiot we have a president. He's offering to help another country while his is a total mess security-wise!
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello To Southern Governors: Buhari Has Restructured Nigeria by DedeNkem: 3:37pm On May 16, 2021
Amotolongbo:

You meant this same Tinubu in the picture below?
SMH!!!

Oh boy! He looks horrible in that picture. He looks like someone who's suffering from severe diarrhea.
Politics / Re: Man Who Supplies Guns To Bandits In The North Reveals How Much He Sells Them by DedeNkem: 1:10pm On May 16, 2021
Look at how clean he looks, no beating and not handcuffed. This terrorist will be secretly released.
Politics / Re: Police Kill 4 Wounded IPOB Gunmen Receiving Treatment In Rivers, Recover Charms by DedeNkem: 5:47am On May 16, 2021
Why is the police not finding Boko haram and Bandits hideout?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help Me Verify How Real This Is by DedeNkem: 5:34am On May 16, 2021
Bad guys may use the name of a legit company. So the company being legit is not enough!

The main question you should be asking is, if the interview is legit?
Crime / Re: Policeman Slaps Soldier In Aba, Soldier Brings His Colleagues To Beat Police by DedeNkem: 5:25am On May 16, 2021
Only in this zoo called Nigeria! Untrained animals in uniform, fighting each other like common thugs they're!

The Eziama police division has been disturbing Eziama residents by unnecessarily cowardly blocking a major road leading to their station and engage in regular sporadic gunshots in the air thinking it would scare potential unknown gunmen from bursting their station. cheesy

These idiots mumu too much!!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Leaves For France On Sunday For African Finance Summit by DedeNkem: 5:08am On May 16, 2021
The incompetent idiot at the Aso Rock never sends a delegate to represent him abroad!

He MUST sit at every conference table in the world (with absolutely nothing to show for it), while his country burns!!

I'm sure he'll sneak into London from there to visit his doctor! He's the only "president" in the world who has travelled more while in office and who has also patronized foreign hospitals more!

He's a huge curse to this country!

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Politics / Re: Hope Uzodinma Hosts Imo Muslims To A Banquet On Eid-El-Fitr (Photos) by DedeNkem: 5:12am On May 15, 2021
EmekaBlue:
Everytime Christians will build mosque for them, celebrate with them, dash their beggars everywhere money but these people don't do such for Christians in the North

They always want to be at the receiving end.

I think Almajiri kinda gene is in their blood

See me in d north now, During Christmas period dey will worry me and come eat/drink at my house but sallah u no go see anything na so so this one na small sallah u go dey hear and I'm the only Christian in this my neighborhood, i haven't even smell their food or drink.

Tueh

Before you continue expecting to "smell their food", let me ask you these questions;

What the hell are you doing in the North? Do you think it's a good idea being the only Christian in your neighborhood?!

The same people who come to dine with you during Xmas will be the same people who won't flinch to slaughter you during future religious riot.

Some Christians mumu too much!!
Business / Re: Comparing The Nigerian Naira And The Benin Republic Cefa by DedeNkem: 4:43am On May 15, 2021
SUPERPACK:
We are just suffering from Dutch Disease. It can happen to any country or state. Our inability to diversify from oil kept us were we are now.

I believe corruption comes first in what kept Nigeria in the abysmal condition today before its inability to diversify!
Phones / Re: NCC, Nigcomsat Sign Mou On Release Of 5G Spectrum by DedeNkem: 9:05pm On May 09, 2021
NCC is absolutely USELESS! All it does is collect bribes and look the other way, while telecom companies rape Nigerians!
Business / Re: Government Money Wrongly Sent To An Individual Account. Advise? by DedeNkem: 5:36pm On May 09, 2021
You can't spend money that doesn't belong to you. It is a theft if you do so and you can't expect the owner or the sender's bank not to trace you!

When your bank account is suddenly credited by an unknown person, DON'T TOUCH the money!! Go to your bank and report the unknown transaction! Your bank knows what to do when this happens.

This is good incase the money came from a crime, you won't be in trouble in future, if you report it to your bank.

You people are now going to pay back the money you've already spent.

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Phones / Re: The Agony Of Being A Glo Network User by DedeNkem: 1:12pm On May 09, 2021
PenName55:
Hi guys,
I am here to speak my mind and the minds of thousands if not millions of other Glo users going through the same pain I go through.
As I am typing I just left a Glo office and branched at restaurant to eat.
I stay in Ibadan and I lost my sim late last year after I have linked my NIN to the sim.
I have been to virtually all Glo offices in Ibadan and it's the same story.

The PolyIbadan office like six times
The Challenge office one time
The Idiape office four times.

Just to retrieve a sim I lost despite having all the requirements for sim retrieval, it has not been possible.
My last visit today was at the Idiape office. We were told to come back after the Muslim celebration coming.

I have never seen a useless network as Glo in this Country.

They told me and many others that when we bought the sims years back, the background picture was not white, so we have to wait till God knows when.

How is that the fault of their customers?
How senseless and stupid are they saying this trash and keeping people away from using their sims. When many use it for business.
And bad thing about it is you can't port the number until you retrieve it.

Other Network providers are already doing sim replacements easily and here is an indeginous network saying trash.

I wrote their head office and I was replied through the Email that due to the fact that it was not white background that is on their computer data page, the sims have to be re-registered. Okay reregister and give us our sims. They say we have to wait.

This is my online business sim I use for Amazon and Payoneer. I have not been able to transact business on my Amazon account since last year, I have money to withdraw on Payoneer and I can't. I need to take care of my family I can't.

Slow browsing, senseless policies and poor customer service.

On getting my sim back, it won't take me two days before porting to Airtel or MTN.


Pls help helpless Nigerians push to front page.

Don't even think of going for MTN, it's problematic too. My wife had crazy problem with it and changed to Airtel. Airtel is ok.
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Meets Solomon Ukaoha, Innovator Who Created Mini Transformer (photos) by DedeNkem: 12:47am On May 05, 2021
Hey Okezie, what you did for this guy is good but you're still owing workers salary arrears. You owe some workers 2yr. plus!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Who Knows About Early Global Resources Ltd, Lagos by DedeNkem: 12:28am On May 05, 2021
SweetDipBenny:
Almost first to comment grin

How old are you? 5?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Who Knows About Early Global Resources Ltd, Lagos by DedeNkem: 12:26am On May 05, 2021
akinjare:
A sister got this invitation for an interview tomorrow with this company "Early Global Resources Ltd/ Philips LED Experience Centre".

Considering the recent happenings in the country, please who knows anything about the company.

Dear applicant ,

You are by this notice invited for a chat with respect to your application for Front Desk /Field Sales Support Officer in our organisation.
See details below:
Date: Tuesday 4th May, 2021
Time:10:00 am
Dress:Smart Casual
Venue:Philips LED Center, Lekki

If she didn't apply for the job, don't let her move an inch!

If she applied for the job online, make sure you go with her earlier in order to investigate the place before the appointment time. And never enter any car they provide to convey you guys to a different location!
Politics / Re: Ralph Uwazurike Says "Unknown Gunmen" Are Nnamdi Kanu's Men by DedeNkem: 12:18am On May 05, 2021
Since this id*iot was compromised by the federal govt. he has been so quiet about Igbo killings by govt.

I don't defend any criminal, but if you must accuse anyone, make sure you've evidence!!

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