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sarrki:
Provide us with one

One single Bad advice example which he gave ?

Macsjebs:
As we countdown to the end of the coronavirus lockdown, one thing is certain - things would be a little different from the norm

Let's share those things we would do first and differently

Here are things I feel would be first & different happenings when the lockdown is over:

1.) Businesses will try to make up for lost times and things may be a little fast paced

2.) Religious leaders will channel so much energy into propagating the 5G and other conspiracy theories in order to justify their inability to render 'spiritual/miraculous' assistance in the fight against covid-19

3.) A good number of broken homes and marriages would be reunited and there will increased cases of pregnancy

4.) A good number of church members would be hesitant to attend large religious gatherings for a little while

5.) Citizens will indirectly be made to pay for expenses govt incurred in the fight against covid-19 through heavy taxes and levies

6.) Prices of commodities will remain a little high for a while

7.) People would still practice good hygiene for a little while like regular hand washing and few others will still continue to wear face masks in public.

8.) Few persons will be richer than they were before coronavirus and there will be a lots scandals and accusations here and there.

Feel free to add yours.

DevelopNaija:
I sent the picture below to my friend and she responded 'AMEN'. I had to remind her that this is not a prophecy but a goal that needs actions to become a reality.

#Poverty will drastically reduce if the following are done.

1. Change our mindset
2. Increase Minimum Wage.
3.Cut down public officers' salaries and allowances.
4. Gain 21st Century skills.
5. Provision of well paying jobs
6. Smart solutions for electricity and Water problem
7. Stop being greedy, selfish and self-centered.
8. Minding one's business

What other ways can we reduce poverty for ourselves and others? Any suggestions?

Graxie:
From your narrative, you started what you can't finish. Henceforth, avoid discussing anything relating to your in-laws around anyone including your husband. Be neutral. When they visit, welcome them and be neutral. Just face your kids, stop trying to please them, just be human around them. I don't know how your husband can actually starve you of your marital rites because of his sisters that are in their own world. It can be frustrating trying to be nice to people while they hate you, it only means they hate your husband. They are only pretending to love him because of his financial assistance. My dear be far and near. Use your head to balance it. Let them not hear from you concerning any contrary opinion. Moreso, stop bothering yourself with what he gives them, just make sure your end is secured.

Callertunez:
OP is Liam not Irish?

Sirjamo:
I hope all I read here is the truth because all the people I knew that went to live or work in the SE including some Asians had different stories, many of them actually had to scamper for safety. Perhaps, because you didn't attempt to start a business or own a landed property.

Ladycewhy:
lets start from 38.

Loners fine but the part where they get irritated by the presence of another person is where the issue is. Its this kind of people that will tell you to stop chewing food too loud,to walk less noticebly ,God help you if you belch in their presence they just don't want anything that indicates you are there,if possibly don't even breathe heavily around them . I know what i am talking about, its not normal behavior.

johnmattew:
London buses aren't meant for high speed travels... aerodynamic effect is negligible

johnmattew:
the aerodynamic design of the coach is too poor...their design team need in-depth knowledge on aerodynamic drag

spafu:
But the same Anambra people denied me, an Edo Christian who speaks Igbo well, the chance to marry their daughter on the excuse of me not being an Igbo. I knew it was a flimsy excuse because I had no deep pocket.
Make una help me appreciate the good people of Kaduna who came to my rescue with their beautiful daughter.
Meanwhile, you guys should continue to help me put food on the table for me and my young family by clicking the links on my signature. Thank you, Merci, Asantasiana, Gracias.

AntiBrutus:
Naso e dey be o.

When e reach time to settle down,

You will realise girlfriend plenty, but wife scarce.

Men dey, na husband be problem.

You see the one wey fine, e no get sense.

The one wey get sense, she no get nyash...no sexual attraction.

The one wey get nyash, she too like instagram and snapchat. In fact, na undercover-slay queen.

The one wey get everything you want, she is in a relationship.


This life ehn...

Just a select few will be lucky to see every they want in one.

Last last, so many will have to compromise.

You see that your list and standard, you go dey reduce am small small.

LewsTherin:
I see a lot of overeactions on this thread. And hillariously enough, not from the OP. I also read a lot of sacarsm in the OPs comments.

Op made some points that people are ignoring here.

1. Obviously funds are being stressed just on his family. Adding 2 extra adult mouths was an additional burden he wasn't comfortable with. But his wife wanted her siblings to visit, he let them visit

2. The guys were as useful as a fridge in the arctic and just as burdensome. But his wife was happy. He bore the discomfort.

3. They said they will be visiting for 2 weeks. He was prepared to be uncomfortable for 2 weeks. 5 weeks later they want to tack in another 8 weeks. Common! That is a massive amount of presumption on their part.

4. OP then realises his in-laws seem to want to leave the boys with him. You know, the African way of the elder sibling taking over responsibility of younger siblings. In this case, elder sibling and her husband. Me I call this false advertising!

So why should he not have had them leave?

lastdon5:
Just so you may hear another view...�

Thank you Nigerians for beating Ike Ekweremadu

Those who beat him yesterday are intelligent Nigerians who did what we could not do at home. The notion by the former DSP that he was beaten by IPOB is a lie from hell.

Anyone who watched the video heard it clearly when one of the beaters that God will bless said "We don't want them here. Let them go back home and fix it".

They merely carried out a patriotic duty which every sensible Nigerians should be proud of. They have started the revolution Sowore talked about and only a matter of time before it will grow.

Ekweremadu should not put blame on an innocent organisation that displayed no banner of IPOB as they would have done, if it was their doings. He should thank his stars that he was not lynched by our countrymen who have decided to take the country back.

This is what every Nigerian abroad should do henceforth. They should start beating EVERY politician they see coming for vacation or to give talks anywhere they are seen abroad. They should start beating any politician they see coming to any foreign hospital for treatment.

They should ensure that those coming for treatment are not allowed entry into foreign hospitals, but block the hospital gate and send such persons back home to LUTH, Aso Rock clinic, FMCs, UBTH etc.

We have to contribute our quota as Nigerians by giving out information of any politician travelling abroad, name of the airline they are flying in, arrival time, hotel or hospitals they will stay including venue of any meeting they will be attending, so that our compatriots will mobilize there to beat the living daylight out of them.

It is time to take this 'embarrassment' to the international stage, so they can feel what we feel.

Beyond that, we must also start naming and shaming their children wherever they are found, home or in schools around the world and turn them to laughing stocks among their mates that their fathers and mothers are thieves. We should begin to post their pictures with their names on it and the crime they are committing against motherland.

Thank you Nigerians in Germany. You have made us proud and history will judge you on the positive side.

More grace for beating.

Fejiro Oliver (God's Pen of Morality ✍)

President - Table Shakers Association

acunon:
Good morning world, have a great day ahead!!!

bravojohny:
People say walking on water is a miracle, but to me living peacefully on earth is the real miracle

May our troubles be like the old man's teeth...few and far between

seunmsg:
I still don't understand why Abaribe is not in detention. He swore under oath to produce Nnamdi Kanu at all times in court till the prosecution is over and the court granted him bail on the strength of that promise. Now that we know Kanu is alive and hiding in Israel, Abaribe should either produce him or be sentenced to lengthy jail term.

NENigeria:
Earlier today, my friend received an early morning August call from a lady he’s been wooing to befriend in a long time. They had met in the church early last year and have been talking and seeing themselves mostly in church thereafter.

He is a cool and responsible guy that is making a good living. He truly loved the lady when he first met her and was ready to have a serious relationship with her but she would not give him a chance.

Gradually, the love and affection started diminishing and he stopped calling her as often as he uses to do.

She Called Today.

It was an unexpected call as she hardly calls the guy; he has been doing most of the calling from day one. He was surprised and excited at the sometime when he heard her ring tone playing on his phone. Different thoughts started flowing through his mind. He could not guess why she was calling and was eager to hear her cute feminine voice from the other end of the line.

According to him, this girl must have done whatever it was she was doing and has made up her mind to date him now. Or maybe she has a challenge or difficulty that might require his attention.

But friend was wrong! Or #MayBeNot!

The Question!

She made sure she had his attention by repeated requesting his permission to ask for a favor from the guy. He didn’t even think of anything but to say sir please, go ahead I’m listening.

She asked (with all seriousness): CAN I COME SPEND TONIGHT AT YOUR PLACE?

Hmmm!....Did I hear you say WoW!!!

NOOO! My guy is not the type jump at every and any opportunity with ladies.
He is a gentle guy and was completely taken aback (according him) with the request.

He asked the lady (repeated) why she would want to spend the night at his place but she all said NOTHING!

Now, my guy is left THINKING what it is…though he's told her "I'd get back to you later".

Please, Lalaticlala, Mynd44, and other love Doctors, kindly suggest what this cool guy should do.

Should he accept and probably host the lady for the night or not and what could be the reason behind her inviting herself to the guy’s house after so many months of shakara?

mokaflex:
This happened over time, meaning he last visited this house when he was deputy Gov of bayelsa state.
Importantly this is a reflection of what him patients n deziani dasuki etc did to my lovely country

HappyNigerian:
Former SSA to President Jonathan took to his Facebook to post shirtless post of himself. what do you think?


Shared on Palmchat

itsdumebi:
The six governors selected from the Nigerian governors Forum to visit Nigeria's President, Muhammadu Buhari in London have departed.

The governors of Zamfara, Borno, Oyo, Ebonyi & Akwa Ibom states departed the Presidential Wing of the Nnamdi Azikwe International Airport, Abuja on Tuesday night for London to visit the President on behalf of the Governor's forum.

It can be recalled that President Buhari has been in London, UK, for over 2 months now for medical treatment of an unknown ailment.

It is believed that the President will return to the country by next month to continue his duties.
http://politicsngr.com/2017/07/26/buhari-visit-six-governors-depart-abuja-london-presidential-jet-photos/
Cc: lalasticlala, Mynd44