₦airaland Forum

mejai:
AngryIgboMan on the beat........
Did he typed biscuit bone there?

radautoworks:
Na lie. It's 2am and you're awake

AngryIgboMan:
Almighty and ever living God, it is my earnest prayer that anything that stoops down to urinate will never govern Nigeria in Jesus name... Amen.

Almighty and ever living God, only you know why you created women in this universe. You should have left them as biscuit bone in the ribs of Adam where they rightly belong.

Eternal king of ages, Women are a problem to the world and a problem to the universe. If I were to be God, women will be created on Mars and men stay on earth. If anyone needs sex, we book a Visa and go to Mars and come back later. The earth would have been so much better.

Always talking like parrots, I don't know why women hate themselves so much. All these back and forth arguement is nothing but a territory battle to see who will get more attention from the guys and be deemed as more knowledgeable than the other.

Is it not a miracle of the 21st century that two black sisters abi disasters who should have each others backs in a male dominated thread have been going back and forth at each others throath for so long? It didn't start today. This has been a subtle war for months.

Almighty God in heaven, may women never rule this world. There will be trouble everywhere. All these I pray through Christ my saviour... Amen.

Chineke bi na eluigwe, welu kitikpa na otolo gbagbue uchu umu nwanyi abuo a na enye so nsogbu na thread. Omasi gi, welu amuma igwe gbajie ha okpa na aha jesus. Amen.

Zam ekpere nna bi na Igwe... Amen.

radautoworks:
Has anyone picked up a new skill or language yet this lockdown? My Chinese has improved greatly.

radautoworks:
Dude. Do the needful now? You have my contact.

shollywendy1:
Nawa oo. I heard they have gotten to ogba too

chillex8:
You live at abesan?
Heard 9 gunshots from my end around 1:4am this morning.
Luckily for them, they didn’t get to my zone.

Heard they will be trying their luck later today.
We wait to send them on the highway to Valhalla..

chillex8:
Impending robbery in my area.

We die here.

1daboi:
So yesterday I decided to check on my car after 3weeks quarantine . As I opened my bonnet, what I saw shook me! Didn't know rats have been partying on my Engine. They used the spark plug area as their toilet. They even brought fish bone and all manner of bones and papers, leaves. I was scared that they might have eaten some wirings but as I crancked the engine of my darling sexy Chevy, it came alive once! I was relieved.
Please y'all should go check ur cars o. These rats are not practising social distancing
@gazzuz, @radautoworks, @blackbishop and all, what's the best way to avoid this from happening?

tunlapapa:
All these bloggers are just lazy, copying from words to words.


https://www..ng/talk-zone/how-being-a-bolt-uber-driver-is-killing-angry-igbo-man-explains-in-agony

confusedworld17:
since the lock down, is there any driver here who has not even for once checked his driver's app just out of curiosity ? Raise your hand up.

Vision2045:
I beg to differ sir or ma

What the owner of the car transfers fter signing the HP is what is term "contractual custody of property". Which allows the driver to keep, use and pay out the agreed worth of the vehicle.

Ownership of the car is only transfer when he completes the payment..

Even if it's remaining 5naira the condition that bestow ownership to him is not yet perfetected and if a case arise when he has pay almost 90% of the agreed sum in a hire purchase..the only principle that can help in suit is the principle of equity and that depends on the versatility of his lawyer...

In HP agreement the person giving out the car has the very very upper hand in law.

izzou:
[color=royalblue] So who's property is it then?

The HP driver?
Uber?
FRSC?


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Godstime234:
thanks bosses.. I gave given him the car. I didnt give him any agreement to sign nor demand anything from him.

Dbossmanager:
see bro...the only logical thing is to ask for a mutual termination...that way you get your 100k back....
The only right you have to the car is your weekly payments....so unless you plan to keep paying him while the car is parked in your house...
You cant tell him not to use his property and you cant seize his key either....but You can ask him for termination since he wants to use the car....or you tell him to deduct your weekly pay for the periods he has the car for....which wont happen...
So if you are not paying for obvious reasons...return his car....and ask for your 100k.....
After the lock down....you can sit down with him and renegotiate....You can even beat the price down by claiming the car is not Tokunbo...since it has been used....

Godstime234:
he wants to be driving it , from ikorodu to d island . he goes to the island everyday .

bolabiyi:
Did one sharparly runs this morning...Recieved call 9pm yesterday. ...rider...hello, sir pls you have carried me on bolt before and i saved your number...Me..ma, what do you want? You know there is a lockdown....Rider...i know bros, but i want to get some stuffs at oyingbo to ikorodu tho and fro....we will leave 4am...chai....so tempting as local man nwed cash this lockdown..... i replied....Madam...hmmmm, can u pay?Rider...how much? Me...14k....Rider, biko let me pay 12k....ok madam....lets shoot..... woke up, no brushing o, local man put chewing gum for mouth.....we moved true true o, like play like play the journey dey smooth until we got close to alagomeji...omo na police oo.....police...park park...hello, werw rbu coming from? Dont u know the is lockdown? Or r u a foreigner? Me....oga, i am going to buy food nio, i cant come and die of hunger...police, abeg, drive this car enter station...rider...police man biko, we cant die of hunger na, abi whick kind walahi b dis? Police...madam, we r impounding this car, you have disobeyed the law and also u and dis driver will be arrested o...rider.....henn, arrested kwa....wetin we do? Madam sharparly put her hand for purse give the idiot 2k....police...madam, u sabi jare..u b like dis big head driver wey no sabi....dem dey like do stronghead....we then left ooo....na so i drove fast and furious reach ikorodu...bottom line...3 hrs...4 to 7...12k...oya na lets go there...i go manage am take hold body......Note....na small boredom make my story long like dis o

radautoworks:
REAL TALK

Vision2045:
Where is nacho

And where is destination

Let's go there

pope191:
If u r.a movie lover, download d series Event, u will find some answers to ur tots

Lush100:
sir, which of the stanbic IBTC mutual funds?

because i have invested with stanbic Ibtc and i can categorically say that the investment projection you illustrated is not automatic.
infact from 2009(during the credit crunch,) the price came down never to go up again.

also b4 i could collect my cash, i had a rough time. ( though this was none of their fault just the TAT.)

the price goes up and down.

@ deedee44

nitigriti:
To be honest, worst case scenario, you loose all your funds! But for that to happen, there has to be some serious political upheaval - like maybe a Civil War!

Or maybe the bank goes bankrupt; which seems not probable.

Even if there is a military coup, your funds should be safe.

A305:
Not a single risk, the only risk involved is you not investing - lol - Your money is safe with Stanbic ibtc; Even even the banking system crashes your money is still safe because you dealing with stanbic asset management and NOT stanbic bank, The Stanbic asset management is just a subsidiary of Stanbic ibtc.

When in need if cash, you can liquidate your investment and get back your money within 2 business working days.

nitigriti:
@xana101
A305 gave you the best advice: invest in mutual funds! And there is no better place to take your funds to than StanbicIBTC.

Place your funds in a high yield investment portfolio (they are riskier, but yield higher) and watch your funds grow at 13-20% per annum. In extremely good years, your funds could grow by as much as 25% in 1 year. And, to make it sweet, keep rolling over your yield earnings along with your capital. In 15 years time, we would be talking about several free millions of naira in your account.

Let's crunch some numbers:
(1) If you start out with #800,000 principal in a high yield investment averaging 12% yield every year for 15 years; leaving the capital and yield (interest) untouched; but adding additional #360,000 yearly; you would have your capital of #6.2 million plus accumulated interest of #11.6 million at the end of 15 years.

(2) If you start out with the same #800,000 principal in a high yield investment averaging 15% yield every year for 15 years; leaving the capital and yield (interest) untouched; but adding additional #360,000 yearly; you would have your capital of #6.2 million plus accumulated interest of #17.4 million at the end of 15 years.

Note that both scenarios are conservative. StanbicIBTC is Nigeria's financial markets "market maker," so its book's will never go red. The implication is that its portfolio products will always give the best yields in the country for sometime to come. Only a political upheaval will upturn its current position. Maybe this is the reason Dr. Atedo Peterside refused OBJ's offer of CBN Governorship.

You have the capital. I'm sure you can afford an extra #360,000 deposit every year. StanbicIBTC is there waiting for you.

You are good to go sir.

dru23:
Plz ma, do I qualify? Extend your generosity to my side.

radautoworks:
If you get luck you qualify na

radautoworks:
It's a game where you put one bullet in a gun, spin the barrel, point the barrel at your head and take your chances

pope191:
Sideline, u can try sometin new today boss, adventure is always fun

pope191:
Its fun, u r going to find it interesting...