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No, my mummy told me not to be alone with strange men in private. Will you take a walk with me? |
Only if it's Basket Mouth's Will you beat up sm1 with me? |
Everything! Including this hot annoying sun! ![]() |
I personally think it's effective but my opinion changed when two of my friends co-incidentally got pregnant last month despite the fact that they took Postinor 2 and took it correctly i.e within 72 hrs, taking each pill 12 hrs apart. It had actually "failed" one of them some years ago. And it failed her again. Omo. Abstinence is the best option because even condom dey tear. I repeat. Abstinence. For the married people, there are safer BC methods. |
About time. That guy almost makes me ashamed to be a Bayelsan. When you go to Yenagoa, the state capital, you'll be amazed at the low level of development despite all the money allocated to the state. In December and January, the state had to borrow money from Rivers State to pay her civil workers. The state is in huge debt, owing almost all the banks. I wonder where all the money gotten from loans went. All we know is that our Governor is a cocaine addict and a cultist. He practices his cultism right inside the Govt House premises, pouring blood and writing with chalk as I have witnessed! Whoever takes over will have to bring a deliverance pastor to do thorough cleansing. We can blame this on politics cos he's anti-Jonathan. But on the other hand, the guy really is a terrible Governor. His Deputy (Ebebi) whom he's @ war with isn't any better. I hear people mention "Timi Alaibe"! Timi Alaibe will be a million times worse. He will bleed the state dry. He's just like Odilli - a smart criminal. And at the end of the day, nobody go fit catch am. The level of reasoning of the average Bayelsan is beyond comprehension. The people in power are even worse. All block heads. All they know how to do is steal money, sponsor militants, build hotels and carry ugly girls. Please oh, you people should vote for me when I decide to run. because this thing dey pain me well well. |
madlady:I dont think the poster meant "language"literally eg chinese or arabic. Language here is most likely meant to be communication style(s) @OP Yes! Marriage should be for everyone, according to God's plan for man. I dont know if it's the answer cos I dont know what question is being asked in the first place ![]() |
Odunnu:Pls, Great Prophetess Odunnu, when will we see Yar Adua again? |
Wow. I'm not 30. I'm 7yrs away from 30. Yet I felt a strong connection with the issues being raised here. I am in a 2yr+ r/ship and we are supposed to be married smtime June-ish. But these days, I ask myself if i can live with this man whom I love. The things he does and his level of reasoning (esp when he's upset) are "jaw-droppingly" amazing. because we have been together for almost three years, I have seen all his good and bad sides. I love him, yeah. But I'm consumed with thoughts about a future with him. Negative thoughts. I am still very young, on paper. But I feel so old. Right from when I was born, I'd always been wayyy ahead of my age. I have this feeling of impending doom come over me when I think of marriage (with him). But I am scared to take that step and leave. I ask myself if I'd ever find sm1 else I can love. . . .I know guys will come, but how would I feel about them? ( I can be very "unfeeling" smtimes!) I don't wanna be 30 and single (sorry, ladies). I have so much to do with my life. I'd like to start having kids early, get it over with and continue with doing my thing. My mum always says "the earlier, the better". But reading posts such as the one below, I have this sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. . . . showoff: |
Temilade£:Huge contradictory statements |
Triple duh |
From a couple who have been married for 40yrs: Never go to bed angry with each other. Disagreements are bound to occur. Make sure you sort them out and never let them spill into a new day. I.e Do not let the sun go down on your anger. For me sha, I think it's ultimately about God. Allow God to be the binding factor in your marriage and every other thing can be sorted out! [s]Still trying to figure out why I have frozen feet sha . . .[/s] |
Aloy+Emeka:In addition to giving him full body massages thrice a day LWKMD |
Nobody has seen him except Turai |
Heard that Yar Adua was "smuggled" into the country today. The airport was supposedly shut down for a few hrs and all staff were asked to go home. For all we know, that guy don die. But what's with all d secrecy? ![]() |
Dear friends, Just heard of this horrible story. A bus travelling along the Benin Expressway was ambushed by armed robbers and the passengers were robbed and r.a.ped. Those who had nothing to give were asked to lie down on the road, face-down and the driver, at gunpoint, was commanded to drive over them. What is this world really turning to? I think all these atrocities are signs of the end. Give your life to Christ today. One love.
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I cant remember my 1st day ![]() But I remember my last day (yesterday!) Omo, see turbulence! I almost wet my pants. I had to hold a stranger's hand for most of the journey! Lol |
Mehn, dat test sha. They were asking Secondary school mathematics which I was not very good @ by d way! lol. But Im hoping the verbal part which I did well in will cover for my mathematical errors! Meanwhile, d crowd @ d venue was smthn else! Are you supposed 2 have access to the test questions? Isnt there another batch writing 2moro? Do you know when we wld be notified of test results? |
I applied for a job there as well. But right from time, I have always been skeptical. There's smthn very very fishy. I asked sm2 whoz a 1st Bank Mger about it and he knows nothing. I got an invitation from them and the inclusion of First Bank is a bit unnerving. It's a huge scam. But they are very good. If you no look well, u'll fall for it. They even have an automated sytem that confirms you once you apply. And what's their business with McConnell in Canada? Huge huge fraud! Dem try but omo we arent dumb na! This is an insult on our collective "intelligences" ![]() |
naijaking1:She is an Ijaw woman from Bayelsa State who's married to an Igbo man. All these Igbo pple like to claim sha! Her full name - Diezani Allison Madueke. |
Goodluck is an Ogbia man from Bayelsa State. Ogbia and Ogba, despite the similarity in spelling, are two entirely different places. Ogba is in Rivers State and they speak a language similar to the igbo language. Regarding the name Ebele, it is not exclusive to the Igbos only. The people from the Riverine area bear such names as "Obele" and "Ebele". The pronounciation is different from that of the Igbos. Goodluck Jonathan is not in any way an Igbo man. We the ijaws are not in any way similar to the Igbos. Case closed! ~Proudly Ijaw~ |
Please do not call any1. Some months ago, my frnd called this same guy here for GTB past questions and he requested for a recharge card which she gave him as a means of payment (N500). He subsequently sent sm rubbish to her mailbox which was useless. DO NOT GIVE HIM MONEY! |
Guys beware of people who claim to have past questions oh! They'll just scam you. The cash might seem "small" but imagine 100 paying the "small" cash. Beware. A word is enough for the literate |
Not married yet. Supposed to be soon. My feet feel like ice . . . . . All these topics on NL arent helping my increasingly frozen feet ![]() |
Anaconda. May he drown in the sea of his own evil. |
Realistically speaking, love and trust do not necessarily go hand-in-hand. I have been in love twice. Both times, I never trusted. I guess it is in my nature not to trust. Especially men! Let's be honest with ourselves, how many men are trustworthy anyway? ![]() Besides, I think there are different levels/categories of trust. Do I trust him not to cheat on me? Hell no! Do I trust him not to raise his hand on me? 100% yes! Do I trust him not to ever leave me? Errm, b4 now I cld have said yes. . . but these days, the world is so strange that you just never know! Do I trust him never to stop loving me? 100% Yes! There are certain things I trust. But for some others, no way! That will just be me plotting a heart break for myself! I have seen just too many things in this world (personal experiences & lessons learnt from other people's experiences) to trust fully. Trust? Totally overrated. Ask the married folks |
@Stealth There's someting fishy about this, I havent quite figured it out yet. I already submitted my application - fiiled the MS word document and sent it as an attachment. That was almost 2 weeks ago and I havent gotten any response till now. Askd a First Branch mananger if he knew anything about it and his reply was negative! |
I have four (4) phobias: 1) Snakes 2) Plane crashes 3) Guns/Bullets 4) Sisters-In-Law I'm not even married yet and you should see the pepper that these women have already shown me . . .It's not about having a pre-conceived notion, it's just about reality hitting you in the face! Luckily, their mum is much nicer (thank goodness!). But then, every experience is a blessing. . .@least I'm learning how not to give my brothers' future wives hell . . . |
Fufu Breeze LWKMD"Aunty Begs Too Much" takes the cake! It's been amazing going thru this thread, my evening has been made! Fufu Breeze, lol! |
Tsiya:Noted. Cyberfreak:I wish I had something appropriate to reply your uncouth response ![]() |
My heart stopped beating for 10 seconds when I saw this WARSHIP. All I can say is sh.it?! |
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