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Nairaland / General / Re: What Should One Do About Such A Sister? by DeepSoul(f): 2:17pm On Jul 19, 2011
Mschew. All these small small children sef.

Seun should just create kiddies Nairaland for you people. Or Nairaland Teen!  cheesy
Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Don Tire Me O! by DeepSoul(f): 2:02pm On Jul 19, 2011

@ Everybody:

Lefulefu is so obviously a JOKER. The guy is just bored and e just dey use una catch cheap trips grin

And some people are drinking panadol ontop his matter. Smh
Travel / Re: Local Airlines Raise Fares By 50% by DeepSoul(f): 1:25pm On Jul 19, 2011

This is in ADDITION to the annoying PSC they now charge for N2,500 (Lagos airports) and N1,000!! (other airports)

Aero sef no dey help person like that again. Been trying to book a flight for more than a month away and it's 19k!

E be like say ABC will get back to business once more!
Politics / Re: Ministerial Nominee Jumps In Lagoon. Frustration Or African Juju At Work? by DeepSoul(f): 1:18pm On Jul 19, 2011
There are some things we'll never understand. This is one of them
Romance / Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by DeepSoul(f): 4:38pm On Jul 18, 2011
segzi cres:

guy i'm really dissapointed ! is this what nairaland has become? u have to be sure and not make up stories in your head!! ah o ti suu mii oh

Hey u, smallie, shush and go back to your JAMB class.

Ur mummy will be really mad if you fail JAMB again!
Romance / Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by DeepSoul(f): 4:36pm On Jul 18, 2011

I heard a story of a man who dumped his bride at the altar and ran away with the chief bride's maid.
The jilted bride almost died from heartbreak.
After a while, the man got married to the chief bride's maid. On their way to their honey moon, they died in an accident.

True story.

@Poster:
This has nothing to do with being fat. Truth is, you do not love her. You never have. Neither do you love ur "smallie". Like someone said, you'll probably be doing her a favour by leaving her. There's someone a million times better than you waiting for her. And probably someone a million times worse waiting for you. Life's funny like that. You never know  wink
Politics / Re: Senators, Reps Back Amnesty For Boko Haram by DeepSoul(f): 11:32am On Jul 18, 2011

Boko Haram is fighting for proper implentation of Sharia Law.
Government decides to give them amnesty.

According to my dictionary, Amensty = an official pardon for people who have been convicted of political offences.

Before you pardon a person, isn't the person supposed to be remorseful?
Granting Boko Haram amnesty does not in any way help them realise their cause (implementing sharia)
So, abeg, what is the point of all this rubbish?
Car Talk / Re: Ever Had Your Vehicle Stolen, Or Broken Into? by DeepSoul(f): 4:17pm On Jul 15, 2011

Was out with a friend and left my bag on floor in the back seat of his car.

Came out like an hour later, got into the car and left. Some minutes later, we noticed a breezy sound coming from behind. That was when we saw that the window had been broken into and my bag had been taken!

There was nothing valuable in the bag for them but I had valuable items taken - atm cards, ID cards, complimentary cards, wallet with some cash, spoilt phone with important numbers, flash drive etc etc.

Went to the police station the next day just to document the case (Incase my personal items are found at a crime scene or something) and I was told to PAY money to write a statement. Imagine. Pay money to report stolen money  cheesy

Anyways, this was just the first in a series of real robbery attacks that happened in following months. God dey save person.

MORAL: Never leave anything shiny or attractive in your car. Even 10 Naira can motivate them to break in.
Business / Re: US Bank Shuts RCCG's Accounts by DeepSoul(f): 1:48pm On Jul 13, 2011
ehie:

good, greedy thieves,their con is catching up with them,exploiting the vulnerable.

Really, what sense does ur comment make? In what way does it relate to the topic being discussed?

Next time:

Read*  *Pause*   *Digest*  *If not understood, sharrap*

@OP:
The bank has rights to choose who it wants to do business with. RCCG shd simply move to another bank, shikena!
Travel / Re: Where Have You Lived In Nigeria-only Places one year and more please by DeepSoul(f): 10:22am On Jul 08, 2011
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Well for me, i hardly stay in one place since i was born, na soso movement all my life, i have stay or leave in the following places in one time or the other in my life, but now am retired cos of marital life.

Abia close to Ohafia

Enugu in Udi, Nsukka, obolo, Nkpologu

Ebonyi Ezzangbo, Nkalagu, Effium, Ugbala, Ngba along that only road like look like a u-turn.

Benue that one plenty: Otukpo, Otukpa, Gboko, Katsina-ala, Zakibiam, Aliade, Igbor, Shangev-tiev, Abakpa, Tor-Donga, Ochobo etc

Akwa-Ibom: Etinan, Eket, Ikot-Abasi, Abak, Ikot-Ubo, Azumini, Ikot-ekpene, Itu, and Uyo main town.

Nassarawa: Keffi to loko, yelwa, mada, Gitata, Panda and that Yoruba Military Barrack; chei i don forget where dem beat me, anyway along Jos road.

Taraba: Jalingo, Tafida, Ibi (no road town where R-Benue pass, Karim-lamido, Lau, Junleri, Lankoviri, Bambuka etc.

Plateau: Ikputu, Shendam, Zamko, Amper, Langtang, Pankshin, Panyam, Bembem, Jimiya, Fuskam mata, Bukuru, Mangu, Kassa etc

Adamawa: Ganye, Jimeta, Jiberu, Mubi, Uba, Michika, Mayo bani, Bazza, Shelleng, Numan etc.

Gombe: Duku, Jamari, Nafada along Potiskhum rd, Bajoga, Tula, Filiya; the road to Karim-Lamido, Garko etc.

Bauchi: Ho! my favourite state, Dass, Darazo, Gabarin, Kari, Misau, Azare, Udubo, Katagum, Bara, Alkalere, Wikki etc

Borno: Askira, Balala, Biu, Miringa, yelwa, Burma, Shani, Badir, Damboa, Bama, Gwoza, Madagali, Kunduga, Magumeri, Gubio, Zari, Damasak up to
Dusi where the border is to Niger republic, If u want pics i'll give u all.

Yobe: Potiskhum, Damaturu, Ngelzama, Zoro, Nangere, Dapchi, Gashua, Nguru, Machina-the border town to Niger-Republic.

Jigawa: Hadeija my cool town, Mallammaduri, Gumel, Ringim, Kazaure-the road to Daura in Katsina etc.

Anambra: Igbo kwenu! Okija shrine, Onitsha, Nnewi, ihiala, uli, electronic market.

Imo: my main town, Owerri, Umuduru, Etiti, Orlu, Ihuo, Obaku, and my favorite hotel

Delta: Warri, Ughelli, Oleh, Ozoro, Ashaka, Burutu, Forcados, Evremi, Abbi, kwale, Onicha, Ekuku-Agbor, Isele-uku, Asaba, Umunede, Ete-uromi,
Bojiboji Ogwashuku, Ibusa etc.

Edo: Oluku, Odigbi, Uyere, Igbogor, Orah, Siluko, sapoba, Obiaruku, Idokpa, ewohinmi, Ebelle, Ekpon, Igueden, Ehor, Irrua, Sabongida-ora, Ozalla
where young girls unclothed for festival, Ekpoma---yeee! gun, Agenebode etc.

Ekiti: Effon-alaye, ikole, ikere, ilawe, igede, ishan, Ise, Emure, Aiyede, Oye--election rigger, Omuo etc

Ondo: Idanre, Igbatoro, igbokoda, aiyetoro, Omisore, Ifetedo, Owena, Ofos, Ore,Okitipupa, Ajilete, Mahin, Ile-oluji, Owo, Idoani, Akungba, Ikare, Ifon

Oyo: Kute, Ibadan, Fiditi, Lanlate, Iseyin, Igangan, Ofiki, Ago-are, Ikoyo, Ogbomoso, Tafon, Sapeteri, Shaki, Wasinmi, Ilero, Ado-awaye, Ogbontosa.

Ogun: Oni, Omu, Odeda, Owode, olorunda, Ajebo, Iperu, Ijebus, Odogbolu, Shagamu, Alakuko, Waterside, Otta, Ifo, Oja-Odan, Imeko, Oke-odan etc.

Osun: Ede, Inisa, Ibokun, Ilesha, Ife, Ifewara, Ejigbo,Iwo, Odeomu, Ifetedo, Ipetuijesha, Oke-Imesi, Ila, Ikirun, Ilobu, Okuku, Osi etc.

Kwara: Ilorin, Offa, Ajasse, Omuaran, Petegi, Lafiaji, Shonga, Jebba, Bode-shadu etc.

Niger: Mokwa, Bida, Lemu, Wushishi, Minna,Gwada, Zungeru, Gunni, New-bussa, Pizhi, faje, Kabchi, Kontagora, Bari, Tegina, Zente, Rijau, Sarkipawa.

Kebbi: Bin-yauri, yelwa, Bagudo, Tunga-Ilela, Zaga, Jega, Birnikebbi, Masama, Argungu, Tambawel, Allero, Kamba, Zuru, Kandu, Marafa, Ribah etc.

Kano: Kano city, Wudil, Tudunwada, kibiya, Garko, Gaya, Kachako, Ajingi, Danbatta, Kabo, Gwarzo, Albasu or sometging like it etc.

Kaduna: Birni-gwarri, Ganga, Buruku, Rigacikun, Kachia, Kafanchan, Gimi, Iya-tawa, Pambeguwa,Dutsan-wai, Zaria, Lere, Doka,Ribako etc.

Katsina: Shinkafi, Yashi, Daura, Hunkuyi, Palgore, Funtua, Karfi, Faskari etc.

Zamfara: my primary assignment state before i started deploying myself round naija: Gusau, Bungudu, Maru, Talata-mafara, Bakura, Birni-magaji,
Kaura-namoda, Zurmi, Gunmi, Tsafe-Orientation camp, Maradun, Anka, Moriki, Shinkafi, Mada, Langalanga etc.

Sokoto: Sokoto, Illela, Goronyo, Kurawa, Wamako, Jabo, Rabah, Ganji, Malamawa, Yerimawa, Rafin-kudu, Sanyinan-daja etc.

Kogi: Lokoja, Ajaokuta, Ososo, Okene, Kabba, Mopa, Isanlu-esa, Koton-Karfi, Ikebe, Idah, Idibo, Eganyi etc.

Cross-River: Calabar, Uwet, Ugep, Nko, Obubra, Ikom, Nkomfap, Ogoja, Okuku, Akpakpa, Obudu, Otuk etc.

Bayelsa: Yenagoa, Amasoma, Furupa, Peniton-Island(Ezetu), Mbiama, Ayebabiri too much water i run comot.

Rivers: I have been to all the Rumus; Rumoula, Rumuokoro, Rumuigbo, Bori, Tabangh, Gokona, Ogoni, Degema, Ahoada, Obido, Abua, Opobo, Elele.

Please, dont say its a lie, cos i will tell u how to get there, either by water or road.

longlive http,


So tell us naw, are you :

a) Lying

b) The Holy Ghost

c) A Bus Driver

d) A police man/ Soldier

e) An Armed robber
Romance / Re: What Motivates You To Get Married? by DeepSoul(f): 10:15am On Jul 08, 2011

In order of priority:

B - I found the one

A - To have a family (and have my cuteness transferred cool)

F - Others (Eg fulfilling God's Word, companionship, constant cuddling, legal sex, business partner, spiritual partner etc etc)
Politics / Re: Obj Would Have (decisively)crushed Bokoharam - Labour Party by DeepSoul(f): 12:07pm On Jul 07, 2011
jmaine:

We missing something here . .OBJ show of might only strengthened MEND resolve to go ballistic . . .

Well said
Crime / Re: Council Seals 200 Medicine Shops In Abia by DeepSoul(f): 12:00pm On Jul 07, 2011

Very commendable!

Too many cases of self-medication!

But then, they should also consider the fact that most Nigerians have little or no access to quality healthcare. Even those with access are too poor to afford it - hence self-medication.

They should follow this up with an improved healthcare system
Travel / Re: Where Have You Lived In Nigeria-only Places one year and more please by DeepSoul(f): 11:56am On Jul 07, 2011

Port Harcourt - 21 years

Lagos - 1yr +

Abuja - 9months and counting
Fashion / Re: Should People Spend Much Money And Time On Fashion? by DeepSoul(f): 11:53am On Jul 07, 2011

@OP: NO!

Not when 4.7 million Nigerian children of primary school age are still not in school.

Maybe after these kids get a decent education, I can rethink my answer. . .
Romance / Re: Let's Discuss Why Relationships Break Up. . . by DeepSoul(f): 11:23am On Jul 07, 2011


COMMUNICATION is the solution to almost all , if not all relationship problems.

Celebrities / Re: Agbani Darego Is The New Face Of Arik Air by DeepSoul(f): 5:56pm On Jul 06, 2011

Do you know how much money she earns because of her thinness!

Abeg leave the girl alone jare, she has loads of time to add weight - i.e when she's pregnant!

Meanwhile, isn't this the same Arik that's bankrupt?
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Singer,maye Hunta Survives Car Accident(pictures) by DeepSoul(f): 12:35pm On Jul 05, 2011
^^ Ever heard of google??
Politics / Re: Beggars Deported Back To Their States From Abuja by DeepSoul(f): 12:31pm On Jul 05, 2011
~Bluetooth:

shocked shocked grin grin shocked shocked

maybe stealing and kidnapping are better options. grin

No comments! Because if I comment, we go fight serious fight!


~Bluetooth:

people should be deported when they are not useful to the environment [/b]they are either Lagos or Abuja. angry

Shame on you! Useful to the environment as determined by who and as [b]caused
by who?? Mschew!
Politics / Re: Beggars Deported Back To Their States From Abuja by DeepSoul(f): 11:09am On Jul 05, 2011

Who are all these drunken fools talking about IGBO, YORUBA or HAUSA beggars!

Why do we so foolishly leave the main issues at hand and focus on something as trivial as tribe (in this regard!)

These people have no jobs, no shelter, no food, no education; A lot of them have nothing.

WHy doesn't the Nigerian Government have any form of social welfare system? I'm not trying to justify laziness here but the bitter truth is, some of these people are in this sad situation due to no fault of theirs.

Some of them were never given the opportunity to acquire education, some of them were born orphans. I make it a habit to chat with beggars - I engage in full discussions with them (esp children) and you'd be shocked at what people have to go through.

People have stories! Our govt is so insensitive to poverty; the best they could do was put them in a bus and send them to their respective states, what a shame!

Even if they must be sent away, why not form alliances with all the state governments involved and provide some sort of rehabilitation - skills acquisition, shelter, education, something, anything! Rather than just send them home, Jesus!

And to all the people saying (with pride) Igbo people don't beg, you should have ur heads examined, and that's me putting it MILDLY!
Politics / Re: Tambuwal Cuts Reps’ Pay By 40% by DeepSoul(f): 4:22pm On Jun 30, 2011
Logba:

Dont be deceived by this senseless politicians uterances. He is just trying to appease Boko Haram.
grin grin grin grin

But seriously, why are we so negative?

What if his intentions are genuine. . . ?

What if. . . ?
Family / Re: Would You Prefer Your Wife To Be A House Wife Or A Working Class Lady? by DeepSoul(f): 4:12pm On Jun 30, 2011
Like some1 said earlier, any man that cannot live up to the responsibility of taking care of his family's needs is NOT worthy to be called a MAN.

It is the man's PRIMARY responsibility to ensure that his wife and children are taken care of. Only LAZY men will disagree with me.

That being said, I CANNOT be a housewife/manager/administrator. Whoever I end up getting married to will have to see that as a PLUS rather than a criteria for being with me.

I do not support the theory that says women shouldn't have a source of income. But then, to each his own. Whatever works for you!

Men, if you have a woman who has a job and a source of income, thank God and see that as an ADDED BLESSING. It is not your RIGHT!
Crime / Re: Horror: Nigerian Man Stabs Wife To Death, Cuts Her Into Pieces by DeepSoul(f): 3:42pm On Jun 30, 2011

Some people are just plain crazy.

I don't agree with those that say he's a ritualist. If he were one, he would have been more careful - getting rid of all traces of evidence (including the corpse)

His being supposedly born-again and his tribe are 100% irrelevant to the issue at hand.

MOST LIKELY SCENARIO (In my mind):
Man loses job. Gets increasingly frustrated with his dependence on wife. And/or angry because he doesn't have control over her money. Gets into one of those money arguments, things get out of hand and she ends up dead.

He is traumatized and/or numbed by the consequences of his action(s) in that state of anger and therefore makes no attempt to cover up the crime.

This world is a strange place. Even the Bible says "The heart of man is desperately wicked". We can never fully comprehend certain things.


P.S: No mention of their daughter. Where was she when all this was happening?
Politics / Re: Night Life To Stop In Abuja (Security Scare) by DeepSoul(f): 3:09pm On Jun 30, 2011
Na wa!

Nigeria na wa o!

I can't fit shout.
Politics / Re: Abuja Bombing: Investigators Suspect ‘internal Connivance’ by DeepSoul(f): 5:30pm On Jun 22, 2011
splashbaby:

Investigators, probing last Thursday’s bomb blast at the Force Headquarters, Abuja, may have beamed their searchlight on senior police officers whom they suspect might have connived with Boko Haram sect to carry out the act.

A source informed our correspondent on Monday that investigators were convinced that the bombing could not have been carried out at the police headquarters without the support of very senior police officers who probably had an axe to grind with the leadership.

The source said, “Investigations have fully commenced and there is a strong suspicion that the perpetrators could not have succeeded without some form of support and sympathy from senior police officers. In the next few weeks, I believe that definite proof of their[b] (senior officer’s) involvement would be discovered by investigators[/b].”


Meanwhile, the Inspector-General of Police, Hafiz Ringim, will hold a crucial meeting on Tuesday (today) with police commissioners from the 36 states of the federation and the FCT to discuss the threat posed by Boko Haram.

The meeting, which would also be attended by other senior officers, would discuss strategies on how to curb the increasingly audacious attacks of the group, the Deputy Force Public Relations Officer, Yemi Ajayi said.



The same senior officers that are being investigated will also attend the crucial meeting?
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Spotted Shopping For Wedding Dress In New York by DeepSoul(f): 11:54am On Jun 22, 2011
This Mercy Johnson is just one hell of a razz human being!

Can she ever attempt to dress in a way that doesn't suggest "trash"?

*Smh*
Celebrities / Re: Ex Mbgn Stephanie Oforka Marries Footballer Kalu Uche. by DeepSoul(f): 11:27am On Jun 22, 2011
All these razz Ibo boys sef ending up with hot chics - life really isn't fair!.

For a Pregnant woman in her 2nd trimester, she looks amazing!

If I could look that way when I'm 6months pregnant, I go happy die!
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Denies Impregnating 24 Year Old Undergraduate. by DeepSoul(f): 11:12am On Jun 22, 2011
If to say na oyibo, e for don apologize and resign sharp sharp. Not 9ja! Definitely not 9ja! These things are the norm, sadly so.


190:

I said it

I would keep saying it

And i would continue saying it

This man is a disgrace and a nitwit to Nigerians at large

Thank God hes currently embarassing himself

I wish he cud get HIV from that girl - it would have done alot of good to people

Green snake under green grass- ba[i]s[/i]tard


Every thread I open, I see a reply from you. Just wondering - you dey work for cybercafe??
Travel / Re: Most Romanticized City In Nigeria by DeepSoul(f): 12:29pm On Jun 20, 2011
Definitely Abuja

Closely followed by Calabar

And maybe Lagos (with the right amount of money)
Romance / Re: Why Do People Develop Emotional Attachment Over The Internet? by DeepSoul(f): 12:26pm On Jun 20, 2011
Who are we to judge?

Millions of people have met on the internet and gotten married.

To each his own!
Food / Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Crave For Junk Meals by DeepSoul(f): 12:23pm On Jun 20, 2011
snthesis:

evidence of good living- besides the chics love to rub our rotund bellies tongue grin angry

Aha. . .I always suspected you were one of them sugar daddies tongue

Princek12:

Physical appearance is more important to a woman than a man. You may disagree, but you and I and everyone knows that a pot-bellied man with personality and a little money and game can still pull chicks. A pot-bellied, shapeless lady with the same will struggle to get men. You may deny the obvious and the way nature made things, but you will wake up from your dream some day.

I'm not dreaming. I do agree with you - somewhat.
The pot-bellied man + personality + a little money can still pull chicks. . . .but not me grin

I do agree with you sha, sadly.
Whilst it's more important for a woman to look good, I'm just trying to state that it's important for a man as well. Not as important. But important regardless. So guys, pls make an effort and cut down on the beer drinking - we do not think it's sexy

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