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SportsRe: Fans React To 24-Year-Old Samuel Kalu's Signing By Watford FC by deepwater(f): 4:09pm On Jan 27, 2022
lol
CelebritiesRe: Davido Lists The Assets He Plans To Acquire In 2022 (video) by deepwater(f): 12:56pm On Jan 27, 2022
where is the first jet and the posche car?
EducationRe: Nigerian Universities That Process Transcript Collection The Fastest Vs Slowest by deepwater(f): 4:38pm On Jan 26, 2022
Senomi:
Which kind bloody nonsensehuh Seriously?
Yes
That news came up here right after that Saudi recruitment of Nigeria doctors in Abuja last year

That was about August 2021, the FP was busy with white money, Angela, niyi, pere and bb9ja stuff that time....people didn't pay attention

I
EducationRe: Nigerian Universities That Process Transcript Collection The Fastest Vs Slowest by deepwater(f):
its not about the schools...
was it not on this platform (during the doctors migration/ interview to work i Saudi) we were told about a secret memo from Abuja to all schools to delay and frustrate the process of issuances of transcripts to students to ensure a stall in the migration of young minds out of the country ?

Senomi:
Which kind bloody nonsensehuh Seriously?
Yes
That news came up here right after that Saudi recruitment of Nigeria doctors in Abuja last year

That was about August 2021, the FP was busy with white money, Angela, niyi, pere and bb9ja stuff that time....people didn't pay attention

I
PoliticsRe: FG Moves To Apply Twitter Operational Conditions To Other Platforms by deepwater(f): 2:47pm On Jan 26, 2022
The Nigeria FG should just scrap out the Internet completely.

You would be living in denial not to say the Internet as a whole is useless to the FG.

What do u expect from a government that its agency and parastatals operates at full analogue in 2022....

For example....
Have you ever in your life seen a computer connected to the Internet inside a Nigerian Police station?
TravelRe: Canada Spouse Open Work Permit (sowp)timeline by deepwater(f): 2:47pm On Jan 26, 2022
rheene009:
I applied to PHAC they responded that my husband is fully vaccinated and the application is closed. Is it that compassionate grounds application is not for emergency travel for someone in need of support?
I would believe that the provision from PHAC to assist emergency travel has out lived itself.

They just turn everybody down on the basis that you are fully vaccinated. However, they would still collect your money base on say u have to pay a doctor In canada to sign that their form sheet.

When u look at it, its just another means to generate revenue into their country.

Truth be told, people are paying dearly and heavily to be shipped out of Africa.
TravelRe: Canada Spouse Open Work Permit (sowp)timeline by deepwater(f): 2:44pm On Jan 26, 2022
Anndav:
It is well
God will approve it soon
But when did you submit your application?
I submitted mine December ,2020
I contacted am MP from the province am traveling to work.
He sent me a consent form and am hoping something good comes out
Which province is that ?
CelebritiesRe: Singer Olakira Receives Maserati Car As He Signs Deal With Auto-Mobile Company by deepwater(f): 11:59am On Jan 26, 2022
No be lie
CelebritiesRe: Speed Darlington: INEC Is The Worst Agency In Nigeria (Video) by deepwater(f): 11:52am On Jan 26, 2022
kozmokaz:
Una sure this boy people no use am do ritual ?

Ona eme ka onye eriri eri
Actually na u dem use do rituals for u to still believe in tinubu or atiku and you are still very young !

Ade4u2c:
This ranting no make sense ...
what are u going to do in inec office in the first place.... YORUBA NATION NOW... ALL HAIL BIAFRA
He is calling out names of people who disenfranchised him and you said his rants are not making sense?
PoliticsRe: Hakeem Odumosu: Pulling Out Ceremony Of Former Lagos Police Commissioner by deepwater(f): 10:32am On Jan 26, 2022
Is that the I am too small to make a phone call guy
RomanceRe: I'm So Addicted To Prostitutes. I Feel Suicidal. by deepwater(f): 10:23am On Jan 26, 2022
Tired2022:
I'm a scientist, so I know I'm clearly addicted. I just had to create this account to stay anonymous because what I'm about to spill is so shameful to me. Even worse, is that I don't know what the end will be because I lack total control of my third leg.

Alright guys, my dick is my only problem right now. In fact I feel so depressed and traumatised.

I have everything going well for me, I make enough money to buy just anything moderate. I have not been to the hospital for over a decade because the need never arised.

So what's my problem? I can't answer that question because I'm so confused. I know I'm addicted to prostitutes and I haven’t been able to tame this dick of mine.

I'm a very shy guy, I find it hard to socialize with men not to talk off the opposite sex. So, I started with masturbation which lasted over a decade. Then I started making good money, I felt masturbation wasn't what I want, that I had to stop it.

I started visiting prostitutes. Its over 5yrs now, and all I want is to Bleep them all. Yeah, that's how I feel. Bleep all the women, yet I can't even approach one. So, I go for the easy way, prostitutes!

My biggest problem right now, isn't that I'm so addicted to prostitutes or spending money (over 70k every month), but I have had 35 prostitutes without protection. I'm so mad right now because I just bleeped a public toilet without protection. It's the only reason I decided to share this with you all. I'm sufferingggg...............

I have decided to get a girlfriend, I wish to marry next year, but I'm so ashamed, I don’t deserve any woman. Apart from the prostitutes I had without protection, I have had sex with 102 prostitutes in total. And I'm just 33yrs. Gosh! I feel so dirty!

I'm so obsessed with women, and I feel masturbation is the culprit. I fear more that I may not stop even if I have the most beautiful girl on earth by my side. I read the story of a lady who claimed her husband was obsessed with prostitutes in Canada, it shocked me so hard.

Is there anyone who has faced same predicament as mine? How did you win? No woman is safe with me, not even minors because I can't control this dick of mine.

Without alcohol, prostitutes are never attractive to me. So, I must take some alcohol to be in the mood.

Last night, on my regular routine, after drinking alcohol, I met this chubby lady. She was so sexy. I told her exclusively, I find it hard having sex without condom, that I only wanted her to give me a handjob. I pay well, so this girls know me already, it's a fight to have me in their room.

She gave me a Mouth Gig which I wasn't okay with, but I felt save to some extent. After giving me Mouth Gig for a long while, I didn't reach climax. I started mastubating, hoping to reach climax. Still it didn't happen. The lady was already like, f××k me without condom, but don’t release inside. I was contemplating in my mind, Gosh! Not again. Eventually, I reasoned, f××k it! I had her without protection and it took less than 5 minutes for me to reach climax.

This is exactly the same scenario that plays out in all my shameful adventures with these women. And I'm so feld up right now.

I can go on and on, but I don't like writing long epistles. Gosh! I have sex evey 2 days! I can't even go just 1 week without sex. Although I haven’t masturbated in the last 5 yrs, addiction to prostitutes is killing me. How do I even stop this whole sh××t? I feel suicidal.

Please note, it took me a whole lot to share my problem here. I won't take it funny with anyone who says this isn't real. I just want your honest opinion (castigation or advice), please state it. If you don't have anything to say, please and please keep your mouth shot.

I want more opinion on my predicament. Thanks!
No long story
Your problem is alcohol
Stay away from it
HealthRe: I Have Been Noticing Strange Marks On My Body Recently Anytime I Wake Up by deepwater(f): 11:12am On Jan 25, 2022
obviously u are a heavy sleeper
like u sleep like a log of wood in one position for a very long time; maybe all through the night hence the imprint from your week foam cover

oga go buy bedsheet take sleep
stop using curtain to sleep !
PoliticsRe: Leo Dasilva Criticised For Agreeing To Speak At Tinubu Youth Summit by deepwater(f): 11:11am On Jan 22, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
A Da Silva is not and never stupid.

If you are from a good home with proper upbringing, you won't hide behind a keyboard and be insulting someone who exercise his democratic right.

If you are from one of the elite educated families, his name, Da Silva, alone should tell you the relationship he has with Asiwaju Tinubu. Little wonder most of you write trashy stuff, it says much about where and the class of families you come from.
what class of family do you come from?

you guys just stay on the internet and believe other people are from poor homes?

whereas you are the one is actually from a very poverty stroke back-ground


BTW for u to believe that having the name DA Silva attached to a human makes the human different and worthy is very disturbing.....

please show me how many abiolas and azikiwes actaully made it!
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko Secures Jaruma’s Arrest (Photo) by deepwater(f): 10:49am On Jan 22, 2022
Kazeem47:
But Ned and Regina dey patronise her business well well, na her big customer na.maybe something went wrong.
not true
reg and ned story about the effectiveness of the business was a paid advert.

jaruma paid a huge amount for the publicity thinking it was going to be continuous....reg happened to endorse JARUma only once or so like that,

babe felt reg was supposed to make the advert continous.....omo u go dey pay continous bi dat ooo... whahala come happen!

customer ko, customer ni
PoliticsRe: The Crowd That Welcomed President Buhari In Kaduna (Video) by deepwater(f): 11:05pm On Jan 21, 2022
Bolaji26:
shocked
5-7=-2

Warris dia ? undecided
TravelRe: Canada Spouse Open Work Permit (sowp)timeline by deepwater(f): 4:41pm On Jan 21, 2022
Anon123:
Please guys, i have a friend that applied for SOWP for the wife since october, medicals has been updated as passed in Nov but since then, nothing. Please any advise or clues on how to get the application moving.
have the eligibilty review started?
TravelRe: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by deepwater(f): 5:50pm On Jan 20, 2022
Hello team
Is anyone experiencing any issues logging to his/her gckey since today ?
TravelRe: Canada Spouse Open Work Permit (sowp)timeline by deepwater(f): 5:50pm On Jan 20, 2022
Hello team
Is anyone experiencing any issues logging to his/her gckey since today ?
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 20 by deepwater(f): 5:48pm On Jan 20, 2022
Hello team
Is anyone experiencing any issues logging to his/her gckey since today ?
AgricultureRe: Latvia's Iconic Blue Cows (Photos) by deepwater(f): 2:13pm On Jan 20, 2022
that one na blue?
this type plenty for 9ja na
FoodRe: Who Knows What This Plant Is Called In English? by deepwater(f): 2:04pm On Jan 20, 2022
its called edible bamboo shoots
PoliticsRe: Ifeanyi Ejiofor: Nnamdi Kanu Never Denied Being The Leader Of IPOB by deepwater(f): 1:59pm On Jan 20, 2022
Buckeyemedia1:
If they like raise Rotimi Williams & Johnny Cochran from the dead, Mazi Nnamadi Kanu is going to Prison for a very long time.
please reply me with you other moniker.....
PoliticsRe: Ifeanyi Ejiofor: Nnamdi Kanu Never Denied Being The Leader Of IPOB by deepwater(f): 1:47pm On Jan 20, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
Lori iro
Instead of you to just calm down and avoid unnecessary distraction since February 16 is just around the corner.

I thought Mr Ozekhome is now in charge and all press releases on this case should be released by him.

There's no way the IPOB terrorists leader can successfully deny being a member of the terrorist group and this rebuttal just proofs it.
It's clear that the FG lawyer is smart enough for making you to issue this rebuttal.
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no u missed it

mike is the defence counsel
Ifeanyi is the IPOB lead counsel

u missed it, because you lack the knowledge required to discuss the subject matter
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Implication Of Using The Governor Of My State As A REFEREE? by deepwater(f): 5:53pm On Jan 19, 2022
you become a political exposed person (PEP)
THIS IS NOT too Great FOR YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: I’m Legally Single — Ka3na Clears Air On Martial Status (Pix) by deepwater(f): 10:06am On Jan 19, 2022
Lol
CrimeRe: Soldiers Dislodge IPOB/ESN Stronghold At Lilu Forest In Anambra State (Photos) by deepwater(f): 8:58am On Jan 19, 2022
Abobi, you see the Mossberg Mariner 500 12gauge pistol grip pump



Sha Sha Ko Ko !!!


No be lie
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie Gifts Visually-impaired Fan N100,000 For Mimicking Him by deepwater(f): 1:14pm On Jan 18, 2022
Shetemi12:
Thank God for the money!
is that a painting?
TravelRe: Truck Missing Enroute To Ibadan by deepwater(f): 12:22pm On Jan 18, 2022
Police fir Don carry the guy put for cell since impound the truck.....


NpF
PoliticsRe: Wike’s Presidential Posters Flood Abuja (Photo) by deepwater(f): 8:08am On Jan 18, 2022
Wow

Five flood
TravelRe: Nairalander (Mr. Green Man) Survives Ghastly Motor Accident (Pictures) by deepwater(f): 7:14pm On Jan 17, 2022
lol
OP na assistant seun!

bro na God save you!

God forbid bad thing.....
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Not Interested In Relocating Abroad! by deepwater(f): 10:44am On Jan 17, 2022
webincomeplus:
It's just cool reading through a thread like this on NL. Mature, civil, and insightful comments all through. A total breakaway from the tribal, religious, and political jabs and battles that have plagued NL lately. Even the usual trolling and "cruise" mongers aren't here. We need more of this.
This is because the OP didn't start by bashing his wife....respect for his wife is written all over his post. You can't insult such a thread if the OP acts within reasonableness
TravelRe: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by deepwater(f): 6:49pm On Jan 16, 2022
mrprolifik:
Is the applicant living outside Nigeria?
Inside Nigeria

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