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Romance / Re: Nairalander Proposes To His Girl Friend by Deetosin(m): 11:16am On Dec 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: Should A 22 Year Old Tell Her Mother Where She's Going? by Deetosin(m): 11:14am On Dec 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: Man Invites All His Girlfriends To His Birthday In A Club And Made Them Do This by Deetosin(m): 11:13am On Dec 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: Usman Shagari Disgraces Girls Who Claim They Are His Girlfriends On Instagram by Deetosin(m): 11:12am On Dec 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: Man Proposed To A Curvy Lady And Was Blasted For That. Photos by Deetosin(m): 11:07am On Dec 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: Curvy Calabar Girl Shades Nigerian Girls Who Complain Of Small Dicks (video) by Deetosin(m): 11:05am On Dec 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: Nairaland Beach Party 2017. Come Here.... by Deetosin(m): 11:03am On Dec 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: . by Deetosin(m): 11:02am On Dec 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: I Don't Like Using Condom Again Any Side Effect? by Deetosin(m): 11:01am On Dec 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: Guys Are The Major Reason Most Ladies Are Still Single- Emusmith by Deetosin(m): 11:01am On Dec 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single? by Deetosin(m): 11:00am On Dec 27, 2016
Talk2Bella:
Don’t you get tired when people ask you this question? But here I am asking you, why are you single? Most people don’t know being single sometimes is a choice, but what’s a choice without a purpose or a reason? If you don’t know why you’re single then you need to know why no one is asking you out.


Everyone these days is single, a guy comes up to you and says he’s single, you know this very pretty girl and she tells you she’s single and you open your mouth in awe because you don’t believe such a beaut could be single.


What is the reason behind that decision you’ve taken to be single


Work?


Heartbreak?


Sexual preference?


Finance?


Time?


Lack of a dating type?


Honesty?


Location?


School?


Waiting on someone to notice you?


Age?


Gender?


Lack of interest?


Self-Searching?


Character?


Family Background?



Tell me your reason and purpose, being single is no fun without a purpose, it sometimes lead to depression, envy, suicidal thoughts and lonesome nights.


You begin to question yourself and your existence, most people who always scream team single {without a purpose} are dying inside, they need that companionship, someone to talk to, someone to listen to, someone to touch, someone to play with, they just need someone and most times because there’s a lack of someone they begin to give everyone a chance which becomes a cycle and leads to more heartbreak and then we hear the Forever Single Phrase all over again.


You need to know why you’re single, there’s enough people in the world to go around for everyone, heck people are getting married every Saturday, every day, and you’re there scream “SINGLE LADIES” “SINGLE MEN CREW” wake up, you need help ASAP screaming Team No Hoes won’t alleviate the loneliness you feel inside, screaming Team No Dykes won’t make you feel any better, you need a purpose for being single or without that you’re just someone who isn’t able to get a man or a woman.


While I was in the University, I didn’t date, not that I didn’t have a play companion, I just didn’t want anything serious because I wanted to finish school without distractions and I saw that as one, and when I finished school I said nah, I need a job before I’d date, no one wants to date a liability, when I finally got a job I was ready to date, I did for a while and realized I wanted more things in life than dating and I went for it.


This isn’t a write-up to make you feel bad, for everything there’s a season and a reason and without these you’re just floating on the plane of reality, not making an impact, not contributing, you’re just sliding in and out without realizing how opaque your life is.


This doesn’t apply to dating alone, why do you do the things you do? What’s the reason behind the purpose that’s motivating you? Don’t forget to drop your comment and encourage someone.


Thanks.


Isabella Ibeji


Talk2Bella

http://www.talk2bella.com/2016/10/why-are-you-still-single.html?m=1
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Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single? by Deetosin(m): 10:59am On Dec 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: What Is Your Month Of Birth? Look And See You(pix) by Deetosin(m): 10:58am On Dec 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: She Has A Boyfriend But Still Likes Me by Deetosin(m): 10:34am On Dec 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: she stopped answering my calls by Deetosin(m): 10:32am On Dec 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: Men: 3 Simple Ways To Know If A Girl Is Still A Virgin Or Not by Deetosin(m): 10:31am On Dec 27, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Durella Survives Ghastly Accident In Ibadan by Deetosin(m): 11:36am On Dec 26, 2016
Kenzo89:
Enemies Enemies Enemies!!!

So finally the enemies that Durella always talked about succeeded in ending his career and they want to end his life
. Lolzzz...... let me go and enjoy his music(Enemies Enemies) on Spotify.
Romance / Re: Share That Songs That Makes You Go Emotionally by Deetosin(m): 11:00pm On Nov 18, 2016
Eamon - Bleep it .... wow can't believe I still remember the lyrics

TV/Movies / Re: Which Of These Movies Did You Watch Back Then? by Deetosin(m): 10:40pm On Nov 18, 2016
lolzz .... I watched all.
Romance / Re: Naruto Fans Only by Deetosin(m): 9:41pm On Nov 17, 2016
Started 2002
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Always Wants Sex by Deetosin(m): 8:02pm On Oct 31, 2016
Ifakiland:

U went to spend d nite in his house, he forked u and u decided to pray in d mrn after?? Menh God is truly not a man o!
Thank God..... " God no be man "

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Phones / Re: Spectranet Increases Tariff By 100% by Deetosin(m): 12:46am On Mar 23, 2016
greenhulk:


They increased their tarrif but it is not by 100%. Sai... Ur mathematics teacher should be arrested. Formerly 20gb was 7,000 while 25gb was 8,000. Now 20gb has been increased to 10,000 but there's a catch... U get free 10gb for night browsing which wasn't included in the old tarrif. At the end of the month u might end up using 30gb for 10,000.. So why are u calling NCC? Show me any other isp with cheaper rate. Why not call on Nigeria government to provide their own isp and make it cheap, then other isp's will be forced to reduce their price. The only problem is spectranet has very slow, at least in my area.
WiFi.com.ng offers unlimited internet plan for us at home #lekki and it's the same speed with spectranet (it only cost 9k per month )
Romance / Re: Can Money Buy Love?? by Deetosin(m): 10:21am On Mar 10, 2016
Yes o would leave her most people don't make 500millon till dey die.
Romance / Re: He Proposed To Me But I Have Someone Else by Deetosin(m): 11:17pm On Mar 09, 2016
Hadez:


I did. But the excuse he keeps giving is I am busy. Who gets too busy for his woman? cry

What I know about guys that travel abroad to work.
1. 70percent of them do works you won't believe. 15working hours and so on.
2. He still sends u money meaning he cares about you.

About Yahoo guyz
1. The question is if he's not driving that car, throwing gifts at you ,party rocking and the fake (scam ) big boy swag would u date him ?

About you
I think you the kinda of girl that gets lost in all the gold glittering moment easily.
Romance / Re: He Is Too Shy by Deetosin(m): 2:29am On Jan 06, 2016
Their is a saying among we guys "catch them young" it means get the girl b4 she enter street or start to dey form attitude. shy guyz are really interesting people so, why not av a heart to heart conversation with him about how u feel about him (it's not asking him out /its about letting him know you care about him in a special way) b4 Mr shy enter street. lastly don't try controlling him when u finally get him.

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Romance / Re: Guys, Has A Girl Ever Asked You Out? Ur Reaction? by Deetosin(m): 12:10am On Jan 05, 2016
dollyjoy:
I smell lies here.lol


some guys here be claiming girls have ask them out when in truth,no girl have even give them green light.



As for me,myself and i i cant ask a guy out.


Green light abi yellow light self
Romance / Re: These Have Got To Be The Most Epic Ways Of Announcing Your Engagement (PICS) by Deetosin(m): 11:31pm On Jan 04, 2016
Diddyydiva:
Typical Nigerians' way of announcing engagement grin


(The man's family In their best attire seated on benches, The man grinning from ear to ear, The lady's family welcome them and request the reason of their visit. )


The man's father: We the family of Oyedele have found a rose in your garden.

The lady's father : Who dares enter my compound without my permission?

The man's father: My son Decker has found a jewel in your house. Your Jewel Your main

The lady's father: hmmmmmmmm, Decker is that so ?

Decker: ( stammering) yes..... yes sir.( looks at the shy yourmain )

The lady's father: Yourmain do you want to marry this man ? Once you leave , you are not coming back

Your main: Yes papa I love him ...... ( smiles)

The lady's father: well my people since the two people agreed, I see no reason I should oppose. pls nothing must happen to my daughter .

The man's family: Nothing will.

Yourmain's mother: ( facing deckers mother) she is the apple of my eyes. pls take good care of her my in law . ( wipes tears)

Decker's mother: I will treat her like my daughter. My Good inlaw
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THE ANNOUNCEMENT grin. grin grin

Decker: hello, Naijaboy how far na?
Naijboy: I dey o . wetin happen.
Decker : guy I don engage oooooo grin. im getting married soon
Naijaboy: to who na?
Decker: My girl nani .
Naijaboy: Wao . that's great . Guy you don tell stfuareyougod? That guy go run mad say an you win yourmain . KingLekan go throw you stone. Mehn I happy for you oooo cheesy. Traplord go cry o
Decker: I won her sha, I've called tosyne2much and wristbangle. you will be the best man o
Naijaboy: No worry my guy. we dey each others back nah. congrats oooooo






Estharfabian: Hello your main, Adeh39 told me she saw your whatsapp profile picture and status, that you are engaged, she said Punkyveer told has confirmed it too . I logged in on Facebook now. I saw your new status.
Your main: Yes bae, I'm engaged smiley
Esther: who is the guy?
Y. m: Deck of course.
Esther: So you won at last, Msphyno must be going crazy now , Misspicy will be very happy
Y .M : I called her yesterday, she was very Happy. You are responsible for the cake.
Esther: I will call Twaci and mirexxx for the decorations
YM : Laveda is traveling soon to Italy, so she is getting me shoes.
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That's how the information spreads grin grin grin grin





PS: don't quote this post. you can mention my moniker if you are dying to quote. grin grin





I'm out ta here

Nollywood movie with part 1 and part 2
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Reacts To Olamide & Donjazzy Headies Saga by Deetosin(m): 12:19pm On Jan 02, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Egbon Olamide If You Want The Car Come And Collect It by Deetosin(m): 9:42am On Jan 02, 2016
bernice89:
Nigeria should learn to listen 2 songs not mumbo jumbo by one street wacko.........wots his name again singing about girls,drinks............pls its A wake up call.2face didn't become a legend by drinking and singing wack.its a pity headies put in the category in the first place.

Seriously !!! international music icons wins Grammy just by singing about drugs, sex, bitches,
strippers and alot more xrated stuff.....by the way 2face first hit song was abt girls (African queen) still without a Grammy. it's about rewarding the hardwork.
Romance / Re: . by Deetosin(m): 10:39pm On Dec 29, 2015
The maze runner

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Romance / Re: When She Says She Needs SPACE.... by Deetosin(m): 10:50pm On Dec 25, 2015
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Family / Re: I Dont Know Wat To Think Of My Girlfriend ADVICE NEEDED (pic Evidence) by Deetosin(m): 3:07pm On Dec 18, 2015
You can start looking for a new girlfriend or you get your mojo back (what made her fell in love with you in the first instance) but she cooking for this guy already #youfucked bro.

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