Palazee:
I didn't in anyway attribute SIMPing to the igbo tribe alone


I am an igbo man but when it comes to SIMping, igbos are no 1 in nigeria

HenryDion:
Your first sentence gave me goosebumps.

I'm Henry, 27 years, a graduate, and was once a stammerer.

The similarities are eye popping.

I can totally relate to the loss of esteem, and embarrassment when you experience a block.

Scientists don't know what causes it, but I believe it's purely psychological.

Ever wondered why you don't stammer when talking to yourself?

It's a long road to finally defecting this impairment. But if you're determined, you can live a stuttering free life.

I'm proof.

miraculousGod:
Don't be depressed, be happy, you are not alone,
a medical doctor in my church told us he was once a chronic stammerer, but now he speaks fluently
STAMMERING IS TREATABLE

Palazee:
The SIMP spewed a lot of trash and still conclude it by saying


“DNA is not an african thing”

Igbo mem are the greatest SIMPs in Nigeria

Zealoy:
Am in that same situation, the babe loves me but her guy na soldier man, pls what should i do should i go on and chop d babe abi make i avoid am

siofra:
I know that nairaland men will believe this fake fake fake fake fake twitter story.
Don't come and show ur mumu here na. Rest!

They are that gullible.

fattprince:
I've even thought about ghosting my whole family. Strive to make it and start sending them money from time to time. I will only let my brother know about where I live with a promise not to disclose it.
Then I will come out after I'm financially free and most especially powerful. Having family around have a way of limiting you. They are your comfort zone. Nobody grows in a comfortable field.

PeaceJoyLove:

Peter is not clean. I am sorry cos you support him. You are the victim. I do not support any politicians. Jagaban, Osinbajo, Buhari, Jonathan, etc. They are all thieves. Peter stole your money massively. Do not allow this tribal blindness see him clean. He stole your money and tou are supporting him. You are the loser. What we need to do is to make sure they all fight themselves. Let us mount pressure on them so they become the enemies of one another and start revealing secrets that will propel us to corruption free nation.

frozen70:


Marriage is all about live and respect

If you ever love your wife and its obvious you have always loved her

No matter the hard times she will never berat you

But if you have been treating her like an option

That time is when she will give it to you every hour
Women don't forget negative treatment and tends to pay back no matter how long it takes

TaiKuun:
i have a baby face too and i'm 23, check my profile. IF i'm correct, click like

RapistOnBail:

You see one of the many reasons not to trust Nigerians with your money?

They come begging and dying for loans. Give them and see if you’ll get it back in due time.

Op,

You and other Nigerians who are loan defaulters are MAD!!!





I once gave a so called fri”ENEMY” of mine money to pay for an apartment cos I wasn’t in town and I wanted making payments ASAP to secure this apartment.

3 days passed and this caretaker kept telling me she hasn’t received any payment from any of my friends she saw when We went for the inspection.

I called the Bandit who refused picking my calls ever since I started pressurizing him to either pay for the house or send me back my funds.

Las las, the idiot sent me back about 30% of the money I gave him.

As a wise business man, I took the 30% and left the rest for him.

Today, the guy is broke and helpless. He has lost the only source of livelihood and can’t call me for any help.

I sit on my throne and watch him suffer. I’m waiting for his eventual death which will mean nothing to me.
I love your mindset ,bro! U are my KIND!

Ciao.

Romanoff:


Not all of us go about fornicating all over the place.

Now bye.

LadyRosa:


Lol, not married. But I'm presently working towards that.

I won retire finally, truth is not being uptil married is partly my fault.

Parizz:
double digits

onthehill:
Woman Wears Wedding Dress To Dunamis Church In Order To Get Marital Breakthrough (Photo)

A Nigerian woman seeking marital breakthrough wore a wedding dress to Dunamis church, Abuja on Sunday August 1 2021, IgbereTV reports.

The daughter of the senior pastor of the church, Deborah Paul-Enenche, shared the said lady's photo on Facebook with the caption;


https://www.facebook.com/335509344363899/posts/489045902343575/?app=fbl

ebijimi7:
Good day guys
I'm in a dilemma right now,
I have a girlfriend in which we have been dating for the past 2 years
I met her july 2018 and asked her to be my girlfriend by December 2018 after I broke up with my ex just because my ex was so confused she doesn't know what she wanted and my ex was just 21 as at that time and this age group phase is what most guys here call that hoeing phase��, so back to the story as I was narrating, so I met this girl we started our journey everything looks so perfect she was gentle,calm,obedient,respectful.
So when I saw all these qualities I felt Gof has compensated me with someone better than who I left just because I had good heart and good intentions towards my ex,
So the love story was interesting and sweet, I spoilt my girlfriend with gift, money and surprises because I was happy I found love again, but I wasn't too convinced she can be as sweet as she is is making herself look,
So one day I called her and tell her that "baby is this really your attitude or you are just pretending" she told me uts her real attitude and that's how her attitude is like that she is not pretending I felt relaxed after hearing that.
Lo and behold after 6 months of relationship and after pretending for 6 months the beast in her surfaced
And that is when we started having issues.
And what are the issues?
Issues like me promising to help her out with some funds but if I can't make it up to her just because something else comes up she would flare up scream at me shout at me telling me I breach agreement and plans without even asking me for the reason why it happened.
This continues like this until I called her to come see me let's hang out.
From which during the hang out I asked her a question that do you really love me?
She said yes,
Then I went further u told her that the way you are doing when it comes to money in this relationship you are making me feel like you don't like me but you are just after my money .
On hearing this she got mad and left my presence then I ran after her to meet her that she doesn't have to do that, but she didn't even mind me and she went home in anger then that same day I started calling but she refused to pick my call and didn't call me back so I made up my mind that if after 3rd day no call from her I would end the relationship.

Beckysexy:
Chai. God how can I meet this man ?
This man is so handsome !!!
I'm in love again. Not because of money tho.

TarOrfeeek:



Let him stop all emotional investment so it becomes easier.

Or.


Keep banging her. Go cold on her. Ghost her.

juicywales:
Redpillers I hail o...
Please, I need an advice. My girlfriend and her so called course mate kissed when she went to collect an assignment from him, I knew about this through their chats, because he asked the guy why he stopped the kissing session. I confronted her, and she denied, and she said what she was asking the guy was that "why he tried to kiss her" we had an heated argument which she said she'd keep distance with the guy. Fast forward to on Saturday, which was exactly a week after that incident, I still caught that guy flirting with my girl on whatsapp, without her dissuading him or anything. The guy was even telling her that since they kissed, that he can't get her off his mind. This confirmed what I saw last week that they actually kissed. She cried, apologized and promised that she won't repeat such again, and that she'll keep distance with the guy. Though, we are back together, but I can't just get the betrayal from my mind, because she's somebody I've always trusted, moreover I've really invested in her. Please, you guys should advice me on how I can handle the girl and this current situation.

tishbite41:


God bless you

It hasn't started sef

The Fulanis will wipe them off

macho44:

Straight Up!!! See You In Dar Es Salaam

macho44:
What are friends for

macho44:
1. As a Man, your societal value is directly proportional to your social status and ability to provide. Laziness is not an option.
2. A degree won’t make you rich. It only gives you an advantage over those without one. Learn a skill that helps you stand out from thousands of other degree holders.
3. Don’t chase women, chase goals. Women will piggyback off of you, stand at the finish line, and settle with men that have arrived (usually men much older than you). Focus on your goals!
4. You still have time to figure your life out. When you eventually win, everyone forgets how many failures it took— so, take your time.
5. Take care of yourself so you can be able to take care of those you love.
6. Don’t invest in emotions. Study facts, figures, and risks before you invest in any venture. Analyze!
7. Learn to say “No” when you have to— It’ll save you a lot of stress and regrets.
8. Travel. To a different city, state, country. Just travel, you’ll learn a lot by doing so.
9. The easiest way to live a miserable life is by settling with the wrong partner. Choose wisely.
10. If you’re lucky to have any/both your parents around— don’t be too busy to spend time with them. Life is short.

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BLoomfrancs:


Too many crazy comedians dey this nairaland

That dog is the typical example of a useless Nigeria girl.

Hamzaay:


08.16.74.61.595

What’s app only please

PeaceJoyLove:

And you too want to "fast follow" the twitter scheduled app guy? Do you know thousands of hungry programmers wanting or trying to do what he did? Just imagine this terrible advice of that self acclaimed successful so called programmer.

You too think. You want innovative suggestions, and you step in a programming section. If that twitter scheduling app is still the joker after one person has done it, would the guy mention it? Would he not be doing it himself? An innovative brain doesnt do what others have done.

Also, think deeply, who will ever share with you what exactly you must do to "blow"? It amazes me how programmers think. Bro, you are in a long thing.

Follow my thread and learn how to think intuitively. No one will ever tell you waht to do. You will have to position yourself where people will come with their ideas. And you will start shortlisting what you want.

Who tells you that you cannot "blow" in Nigeria? I laugh seriously. You all want to develop apps and programs for services based companies when our economy is emerging. Many areas you can think of. But you must work harder. You dont have the skill of researching business trends and it is working against you. It is why your skill is not making you money.

You are asking failures to direct you. Lol. Of course, you can get good technical advice here but business idea? you better move to people who know it well. Asking business idea in a programming section is unwise.

Goodluck!

GiftedTitty:


I'm not an overly expressive person, my laughters comes out as snickers barely noticeable.... Only on rare ocassions do I turn heads.

PeaceJoyLove:
Do not mind programmers, na wetin dem wan chop dey make dem advise you on spending on MVP
1. Never dream of using your money to run a startup.
It is a suicide mission. In fact, how many people can afford it? And this is what I keep hearing. What a foolish suggestion. Do not listen to anyone who tells you to save. Save for your pension. Save for your vacations. Save to build your house. Save for other things but never save to invest in startups.

If you do not have the skill of engaging venture capitalists or Angel investors, you have no business in starting a tech business. It is as simple as ABC. What you need is to learn how to be a good CEO. And CEOs are scarce. This is why when you get the chance to be a cofounder, take it. But you also must be sure the fellow is not a 419 or an opportunist.

Programmers have failed in starting businesses,and they are now in the business of collecting money from JJCs. They only want your cash. That is it. They too know that most people they work for do not return to them. Why? Most businesses fail. They have failed too. And this is why they dont attempt to start again, but looking for who to push into it by collecting money in advance for MVP. If you tell them to pay like they want to collect from you, they will never do it. This is the truth here. So, something is missing. And it is the real engine of making a startup business work. But they dont want to acknowledge it because it is like handing over their ego. But when will they not? Better they agree now and become later CTOs or they keep working in Fiverr. Lol.

Dishonesty has so much high price. If we are honest people, we will not face these challenges. This is the price of parents supporting their dishonest kids because of money they get from them. The true price of dishonest programmers is what we are facing too. How do we get out of it?

2. Never spend so much money on Minimal Viable Product - MVP.
Listen to me, these programmers are quick to tell you to do MVP with them. It's your money they want. Listen to me, if you are smart, you can do your own MVP. The most important is not the product, but something to test your hypothesis. You need to understand the hypothesis you want to test first. Your product is not that important at this stage; rather, the hypothesis you want to test should be of great value.

Well, a different strategy can be implemented if you are in a nation with a flourished economy, but you are in an emerging market. There is no cash, and you need to go really lean. Honestly, this is the only option you have. Let us be serious and face reality. I have looked at other strategies and I have come to conclusion that lean business models can save you. Therefore, stop thinking your MVP must be robust.

3. [u]Start thinking of using free apps you can use to test your early adopters.[u]
Start thinking of anything you can use to not engage these hungry Nigerian programmers. If you are successful with it, bros/sis, you are ready to approach sponsors. All you need to show them is the hypothesis and that if you build the product, customers will flow in. This is your main job. You are not to start running around for money. Anything that makes you start running around for money to pay programmers is dead on arrival if you have limited cash.

If you cannot think of a very simple MVP to test your hypothesis, sorry, you arent ready to start yet. You have failed before you even get started. And I can see a new CEO storing water in baskets.

Programmers, get in here and start attacking me. I do not care. You have all failed, so you all take back seats.

Note: Apology to the good programmers out there. The frustrated ones have created a bad impression of you to everyone. And I pray doors will open for you. Continue to be good, I promise you that you will make it soon..

GiftedTitty:


So I'm nit alone