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Holyman3:
Of course all of them are in the south west.

I can see your engineering prowess all over the place constructing red roofs in Ibadan and Oshogbo.

You Yorubas should start traveling to other regions to see how things go on there.

you well so?? Asking with all humility ooo.

oh ho!! So,if i studied engineering, i'll fix your AUTOMATICALLY, BECAUSE NA U PAY MY SCHOOL FEE. See, those red house that you see, many of them were left like that OUT OF FREE WILL. Its believed that mud houses are good during dry season, cos they keep the temp. Cool & vice versa for raining season. It is scientific cos of the SPECIFIC HEAT CAPACITY or WHATEVER.

That aside, if you enter some of them, that room wey u get LCD or whatever go shame.

2). Is FUTO in SOUTH WEST? YOU CANT SEE FUTMINNA. Guess you flooped GEOGRAPHY DURING WAEC & you never did GNS during you undergrad years(i believe you are comfortable&maybe married, no sarcasm)

Ati wipe, ta lo so fun yin wipe na ONLY CIVIL ENGINEERING BE ENGINEERING YORUBAS STUDY? EVERY ENGINEER BUILDS A HOUSE? NA SO YOUR PROF TEACH U?

See, i can go on, i dey vex for my test.

Ishilove, na so e-tribal war take start o. I beg your honor to KNACK the bros some ban, to be careful next time.

prelinctus:
You schooled in Uniben, You can beat your chest
Can you communicate properly in English?

its called (Yoruba : word) OROGRAPHICAL ERROR

swezenberg:
You need more of Theraja bro. From an alumnus of MEE

Theraja? Me i no know o. What is Theraja?



But sir, you tried oo
. Those MEE LECTURERS NO DEY SMILE. I FEAR THE COURSE LIKE DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!! E get this man wey dey always wear sandals. Any cloth from native to shirt, na sandals. |angry smiley|

FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY, AKURE . EEE. . . . So stressful a school.


Came to NL to laugh, i just saw my test and was. . . . Lol

Now that thousands know, ARE YOU DEAD? C'mon,its all delusions. Tell yor friend mehn

In as much as i am already married,my wife owns me. Forget sentiment of SHE IS MY MUM. I love my mum die, as in die(check my diary). Mum has already given birth to me. Its her obligation-- i didnt beg for it. Still,i love her. She has her husband. Tell me, will i marry my mum? No!! You can say that MY MUM OWNS ME, NOT MY FIANCEE OR GIRLFRIEND. TILL I AM MARRIED, MY MUM STILL OWNS ME. AS SOON AS MY WIFE TAKES THE RING, SHE IS MY DRIVER. My mum finished her work, and handed over to my wife.
I'd tell mum: if i got married, unless i invite u,na DO NOT STEP IN MY HOUSE. SHE HAS HER SPOUSE. E wo ni a yo ju ran si ile onile ( why pokenose in another man's family)

korel9:
Are you gay?

Ishilove oooo!

make i see d girl's pinshure nah...


PINSHURE OR ADONBELIEVE IT

Me, i dont know, cos am a fagin. . . Ai nefa see any nak.ed pishure before. . . . Wu wan help me nah? Op,.mah see e pishure, e joo!! Biko!! Nwanne m |grin|

Jk

My gf yabbs me with that. . I would tell her PLAIN PLAIN : I want to see some bossom. If she like, i go see & when she doesnt, i lock up. I love her bossom cos they make my head get short circuited. . Its a natural effect nah.

Its simply because its an arousal tool

Why not make the move? My First ever girlfriend wooed me, i have a friend, his babe wooed him & mehn,they are 5&6.


Let go of ur ego for the ultimate prize. Its less probable for you to get rejected-- unlike how girls treat us. . . GO and MAKE THE MOVE JOOR

habeebcole:
and dats ur definition of i.Q........u nid a dictionary or try google...its faster

okay sir

falconey:
you are a physicist right?

nah, just love physics.

Studying electrical/electronic engineering

gbagaunfreak:
most Asian girls don't have straight legs and they have tiny waist lines

bro, i don miss u o. . . Where u go self?

Mehn, thats my prayer. Imagine having problem with my robot that i am building, or i am trying to fix an extremely complex electronic panel, and its all fvcked up.m. Imagine having my wife/girlfriend sit on the seat,take me soldering iron, magnifying lens and current reader, and fix it for me.


Or imagine my wife waking up, and drawing FEYNMAN DIAGRAMS ON THE FREEZER, solving ADVANCED PARTIAL CALCULUS, TEACHING THE KIDS ADVANCED THEORETICAL NUCLEAR PHYSICS. NOw, how cool is that?


I dont want a girl i have to teach algebra, i want one that will teach me control engineering/robotics or some fearful advanced physics.


YES, I WOULD MARRY/DATE SUCH GIRL. DONT MIND IF SHE IS A NERD LIKE DR SHELDON COOPER IN THE BIG BANG THEORY or ANDREW LAU in the NOWHERE BOYS. . . . Not some girl that is dull

Sounds like sean kingston's face drop. Good



@ beefers.

Fish, you no chop,chicken you no chop,you talk say na beef u want. . . Issorait oo. |in M.I's voice: Y'all ON THE BENCH, YOU TRYNA JUDGE ME RIGHT, YOU NEVER LOVED THE NIGGA, YOU SUPER UGLY DIE . . . | Sheybi, you get work, how come you read,understood,scrolled down the page, clicked REPLY, typed and clicked submit? You no get deals online? Cry me a river. . . . Waiting for bashings.

neyur:
Smh..unemployment is a sin

boss, you hating on the nigga? Let us hear yours, you that works at Google |sarcasm|

Wow, boss, i dont know what to say. Keep it up

SMH at haters' comments

Donmams:
The President has nothing to smile about. Instead of cementing his legacy of superintending over the most transparent, free & fair elections in Nigeria's history, he has chosen to give us the most violent and desperate elections in recent memory. However change is inevitable Mr President. Rig as much as you can. The courts shall right your atrocities.
Sai APC!

listen to your self. You kuku know that you are NOT making sense. You APC just hate this man. Why? Sheybi your savior is there now, let us see. APC finds fault in all GEJ does.


The Nigerian hero. Mr president, DANGSIN EUL SALANGHABNIDA. You The Best in Dj khaled's voice

[bold] abeg, make we see screen shot of people wey watch the video nah. I no get money to subscribe oo. Help us o!! Anybody watched the video, screen shots please. Kai!!!!!! Poverty la bashkardt[b/]

This thing never finish. . . Lemme win nah

My girlfriend is IGBO AND IN LAGOS. GOD HELP ME!!!!!! *Praying mood* .




What the hell is happening? Why the TRIBAL WAR ON FRONTPAGE? A thread not as sensitive as this that made it to frontpage was remove. Mr CEO, why allow these? If you could remove and lock threads, WHY NOT THIS? C'mon, people, SNAP OUT OF IT. EVEN IGBOS know that we are accommodating.
I once lived at ENUGU STATE(my dad lived there for sometime) i stand to be challenged that IGBOS HATED US. THEY CALL US 'NGBA TI NGBA TI PEOPLE'. They speak igbo and laugh(not all though, but 70% of them). We never hated them. Even, my sister still live/study @ ENUGU, and her boyfriend is HALF IGBO HALF KOGI, all my own girls- now and before are IGBO.

They are hard-working, we are hospitable. We are a country, WHY NOT EXPLOIT THIS GOLDEN PHENOMENON? OUR STRENGHT IS IN OUR DIVERSITY. If we all start a war, it favours NOBODY.

In as much as LAGOS is SOUTH WEST, ITS JUST NORMAL TO KNOW THAT YORUBA IS THE LANDLORD. Even if IGBOS buy LAGOS, provide it is still a YORUBA as OBA of LAGOS, we own lagos. Lets leave it like that. I hate IGBO/YOURUBA stuff, i hate TRIBALISM

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justmag:
This is why you take their bottom swimming on the first day. ...real ninja move.

baba, sorry o, but u chop craze o D; . . . . I see to it jare. These days,i look at den face,and see different colors on the face and feet-- MARY KAY THINGZ.


I would take a girl on a first date @ a swimming pool : (1) to wash away the mary kay on the face (2) see the real ' NATURAL CONFIGURATION SETTINGS' D; . Thanks for the heads up

EMMA NYRA! MEHN, I'D KILL FOR HER. Or YEMI ALADE- i just love igbo girls. And you cannot believe that COINCIDENTALLY all girls I HAVE DATED/LOVED ARE ALL IGBO. Any girl that i see today and really really like her,probability that she is igbo is 3/4- without EVEN ASKING THEM IF THEY WERE IGBO.

If a girl is light skinned, igbo, uses glasses,studies physics/biomchemistry. . Kai!!!!!! I'm her maga.


#teamLightskinIgboGirls

singing- BOMBAY: WIZKID ft PHYNO

Can you explain EXPLICITLY? I CANNOT UNDERSTAND A THING. Start from A-Z, and explain like you are teaching a primary school pupil

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] may i not be too busy or carried away or influential to show love to the mother of my children.

I love this

samco19:
ok nxt pls

i shake my head when i see GROWN UP NIGERIANS saying what you just said. If its a joke, please its NOT FUNNY.

Its history cum NATIONAL ISSUE.

Elxandre:
Four days?
Wtf!
That's dirtiness dude.

and do you know what happened? . Ok, listen :


i live off campus. I was broke on Monday that i couldn't buy #50 bread. I went to a friend that also lives off, but at the school's gate. I asked him to give me money till dad sends something.
As we were discussing, he called me a fool cos i didnt agree with him on religious issues(story for another day). I didnt show that i was angry at him. I asked him to give me the cash, that i am leaving. He started pushing me up & down. Go and meet this one(one of our friends,but they are closer). That one said i should go and meet him, etc. Till it was late : past 9 pm. I just left and with the fury, i went to the faculty building. I read-frm 10 - 4. Slept for two hours. Went for lectures. Fortunately, there was a program going on, i went there, since i CANNOT GO HOME. I sat and we were given snacks and drinks. I survived the first day.

Should i go on

It was thursday that dad sent something,that i went home, had a good meal & slept well. Can you now see? Guess you thought i was one dirty nigga or i wanted to wear a cloth for 4 days?. Man. . . . Forget.



Headed to the library. . . C'ya

ademega:
I learnt na 10 guys to 1 girl for your school .how true is this ?

dem no lie o. Imagine: as you dey chyke one babe, boys go dey eye you, discharge the babe, you go fear.

The boys will spoil your parole ni. I want to lose myself to books, no girls. . . . Except this HOT BABE in PHYSICS DEPARTMENT.


School of health is coming soon, expecting freeessshh babes. Lol

classicB:
Am a FUTARIAN And I must confess, we don't dress here only few people that has time. U are free to counter me if u are also a FUTARIAN!

you are right.

I once wore a polo top and chinox trousers for 4 days- slept in engineering building. Lol. Ha!!! FUTA.


BTW, WHAT DEPARTMENT ARE U & LEVEL