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Politics › Re: Godwin Emefiele Tells Buhari To Sell Off Nigeria's Oil Stakes by Dekatron(m): 2:33pm On Apr 24, 2015

I cant wait for MAY 29. I wish Mr President can just retire to his hometown and let a CATTLE HERDER & KILISHI seller take charge.

I AM NOT PRO-APC,but i want to see the MAGIC WAND. Tgis decision can even confuse a professor, how much more a SEMI-ILLITERATE. See, i am NOT dissing, but advice here, party agenda here, coupled with lack of proper education to run a complex country like ours will go a long way in crippling this man's administration.

Reason am : EMEFIELE wants him to do this,another of his ally in his party would advice him. How does he handle this? Lets be truthful, its NOT about : I WILL FIGHT CORRUPTION. If corruption goes,does that make oil sell more? + this man cant handle all these.

I will personally watch the TV on may 29 as i did during elections. DO NOT EXPECT TOO MUCH OF THIS MAN. . . E.G : The train model he was being shown. We do not have : ELECTRICITY to run it. NIGERIANS ARE VANDALS. WE WOULD TURN IT TO MOLUE. . .SO many problems, let us see how our MESSIAH WOULD SAVE US

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 1:57pm On Apr 24, 2015

Engrdhammie:
your ND result from the polytechnic/institution you finished from.

mine was through UTME,not DE

Fashion › Re: Imo State Pageant: Meet The Male And Female Contestants (Photos) by Dekatron(m): 10:00am On Apr 24, 2015

Igbo girls rock. If i had to choose between a yoruba(my tribe) girl and an igbo girl, the IG grl has more edge. Why?? Cos all i've ever dated rock. Beautiful,loyal,down to earth, gorgeous . . . My current Girlfriend is IGBO-- frm owerri,Imo state

Nice, beautiful contestants. .

Politics › Re: Rich And Handsome! Governor Fayose’s Son Looks Like A Prince In New Photos by Dekatron(m): 9:29pm On Apr 23, 2015

Singing gift- iyanya ft don jazzy . [ turn off the light , ogede ti pon. . . ] ogede dodo aka friedplantain, oya, start dey waka. No forget to take selfies with the thieves wey go gif una food o. . Thunder wey go faya u still dey STUDY PHYSICS FOR HAVARD . . . . Be a man of ur word oo

Literature › Re: To The Stars - Kachi Ugo by Dekatron(m): 8:30pm On Apr 23, 2015

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe . . . . Drop am nah

now playing : Rich Gang - have it your way .

Kachi, why d punishment nah?

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 6:39pm On Apr 23, 2015

Engrdhammie:
sorry to bother you, but how did you go about the transcript?

Transcript huh

? What is that?

Politics › Re: ‘Islamic State In West Africa': Boko Haram Renames Itself by Dekatron(m): 2:17pm On Apr 23, 2015

oleary:
OK

I hope Buhari deals with this menace as promised.

EWU GAMBIA. . . Its no more fun here on Nl,bro . . . You just pissed me off

ko make sense mehn. . . Its annoying for mobile users

Celebrities › Re: List Of Nigerian Artist Currently Rocking Hollywood! by Dekatron(m): 12:00am On Apr 23, 2015

If you watched LOST. You would know AKINNUOYE AGBAJE.

HE DID MR EKO (pronounced by oyibos as ECHO) . He had a priest brother YEMI. He was the one guarding the computer that must be pushed at intervals . . . . Dont tell me you dont know him

Feeling nostalgic of those days,watching him on Tv at the comfort of my house, unlike now that some sadistic lecturers wan spoil my joy. . . I love AGBAJE angry

>:-(

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Girlfriend, Tania Omotayo Stuns In New Photos by Dekatron(m): 10:33am On Apr 22, 2015

ginawest:
m rily feeling dis babe..so pretty

[b] HAPPY BIRTHDAY. WISHING YOU LONG LIFE AND PROSPERITY [/bold] . . . . . cool

Literature › Re: To The Stars - Kachi Ugo by Dekatron(m): 10:36pm On Apr 21, 2015

Make i bend if i no follow. . . Lets go there. . . Wll request for the e book later. .to read on laptop . . . . HITTING THE FOLLOW BUTTON

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Celebrities › Re: I Was Dating Emma Nyra, I Spent Almost N30million On Her – Ubi Franklin by Dekatron(m): 4:28pm On Apr 21, 2015

Emma fall my hand . .
And i love the babe . . . EMMA, WHY NAH?

Education › Re: What Course Is This Man Studying by Dekatron(m): 8:12pm On Apr 19, 2015

THEORETICAL PHYSICS .

Quantum Mechanics can RE- WIRE your brain. IT EXPLAINS VIRTUALLY EVERYTHING. From ATOMS to UNIVERSE.

#teamPhysics

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Celebrities › Re: Pic: Beyonce Wears Dress Made By Nigerian Designer by Dekatron(m): 11:42am On Apr 17, 2015

STOP MAKING OYINBOS FEEL AS IF THEY ARE THE BEST AFTER FRIEDPLANTAIN(miss u bro grin

) They are NOT GOD. YEMI ALADE NO DEY WEAR GUCCI?

Stop worshipping and adoring OYINBO. They are NOT superior.

Politics › Re: Shekau On Time’s 100 Influential Persons List by Dekatron(m): 9:34am On Apr 17, 2015

This one go dey ginger shekau o. Shekau be like: who born dem? Dem go fear bomb nah
. . . For example :
Adamu: salam alaikum,commander.
Shekau:wa lei kum salam.
Adamu:Baba, kai!! I see something, pha. Times magazine mana,talk zat you are inphulienzia ko.
Shekau: Who iz Times ko? One of those infidels, ko? Allahu Akbar!! Allah forgife these phiphu. We are relaxing ko. Adamu, the warriorz are training well well?
Adamu: Sheik, inphulienzia means that a, you are more resipected than many many phiphu ko. Oby esekwuisi iz in your category mana, and BUHARI alzo.
Shekau: Lai illa mohammadu ro sulu lai. Allah akbar!! Buhari ko, walahi we azzak kano today,or lez hunt some pine pine garls.

Lol. . . grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pics! When You Go To Look For A Job After May 29th. by Dekatron(m): 5:59pm On Apr 16, 2015

Was hoping to see something funny. . But . . .

ITS STALE IN AN HILARIOUS WAY. angry

Health › Re: Deadly Disease Hits Irele In Ondo, Victims Wake Up Blind, At Least 25 Dead by Dekatron(m): 2:46pm On Apr 16, 2015

luvprince4real:
Thank God u specified dat u ar still a student which makes u a small boy bcus real engineers don't talk like u.

i laugh in chinco

why not tell me whats happening? I guess you are a REAL ENGINEER , why NOT TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING or WHY DOES THE CDC NOT employ ENGINEERS. . SOME 'REAL ENGINEERS' though . . . grin

Health › Re: Deadly Disease Hits Irele In Ondo, Victims Wake Up Blind, At Least 25 Dead by Dekatron(m): 2:01pm On Apr 16, 2015

ogb5:
This is the reason they should quickly quarantine you
As an engineering student, you need to put on your thinking cap and find reason why your people are dying rather you are happy that you are not a doctor.

lol.

Oh ho!! So, because i am an ENGINEERING STUDENT, I SHOULD FIND WHY MY PEOPLE ARE DYING. Why do we have DOCTORS TAKING MILLIONS PER ANNUM? Its like telling a medical student to think and find out why planes crash. C'mon, I STUDY ENGINEERING, NOT MEDICINE. tongue

Health › Re: Deadly Disease Hits Irele In Ondo, Victims Wake Up Blind, At Least 25 Dead by Dekatron(m): 1:51pm On Apr 16, 2015

unclejb2:
pls dont attempt leaving the state until u are tested and confirmed negative. be of service to humanity

lol . . I laff sotey dis prof fit hear for him office. hilarious!!

Yes, i WILL TRY NOT GO HOME without testing. But WHAT DO I TELL THE DOCTOR I WANT TO TEST FOR? Do we know what we are fighting? (2)What step has the govt taken to make sure there is no panic and people willingly go for tests? Are there LABS for such test-- its probably dangerous,and our hospitals are BADDER THAN BAD.

Health › Re: Deadly Disease Hits Irele In Ondo, Victims Wake Up Blind, At Least 25 Dead by Dekatron(m): 1:25pm On Apr 16, 2015

unclejb2:
Thank God its only in one state. Every body in Ondo state should be quarantined as soon as possible to avoid spreading.

bro, me wey dey live for AKURE nko? Make dem quarantine me?? I be goat?

Inshort,i give up

Doctors are in deep shii . . . THANK my head i am AN ENGINEERING STUDENT . . . I pity doctors

Culture › Re: Photo: Meet The Mami Water People From Osun Oshogbo by Dekatron(m): 9:56am On Apr 16, 2015

sexyseun:
Who i dey see so?
Frm Left to Right--- Mama bisiriyu, Iya awon boys, A.K.A mummy backflip and Aunty Onirebe
wetin una dey find for this zones again? Una sabi waka waka ooo, all d way from igando, to itire and ojuelegba... kaiiiiiii
I comment my reserve ooo, i dey go sleep.. mummy awon boys, na me ooo, skinny seun lomo.... BR

are you radio queen? Cos she is the FIRST AND ONLY MUMMY AWON BOYS

Rap Battles › Re: MY GUN SO Big.....(insert Any Line Here) by Dekatron(m): 8:39pm On Apr 15, 2015

My gun so big, dropping on your toes, you cant afford to treat it

Fashion › Re: Beauty Pageant Association Congratulates General Buhari by Dekatron(m): 7:33pm On Apr 15, 2015

(Think of it being childish and NAIVE)

Its my dream/goal to date THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL ON CAMPUS IN MY NEXT/OR PENULTIMATE YEAR TO LEAVE CAMPUS.

Criteria:

she MUST be IGBO(must be fluent in it)
she MUST BE IN FACULTY OF SCIENCE.
She MUST use GLASSES
if she is light skinnd, she SHOULD BE(no bleaching)
if she is dark skinned, SHE MUST BE VERY DARK.

She may probably smarter than me, no biggie

Fashion › Re: Beauty Pageant Association Congratulates General Buhari by Dekatron(m): 7:24pm On Apr 15, 2015

Cubeet:
Well they know that in a matter of time, Buhari is gonna stop all form of beauty pageantry... Change..
SAI Sharia

ozoigbondu:
The last miss world peagent held in Nigeria in 2002 led to riots in the north and the death of at least 200 people because they saw it as an insult to their prophey

Good memory.

See what am talking about? RELIGIOUS BIGOTRY. YOU WANT SHARIA cos YOU ARE MUSLIM, AND BUHARI IS A FVCKIN FUNDAMENTALIST. . . Christians too will want PENTECOSTAL RULE, TRADITIONALISTS WANT TRADITIONAL RULE.

Christians should back the VP elect. . Result=WAR. . . . SEE WHY I FVCKIN HATE APC? YOU SEE THE HIDDEN AGENDA OF THE BLOOD LUSTING MUSLIMS? Tell me, so you will be happy to have SHARIA IN NIGERIA, so that you TERRORISTS CAN NOW TAKE OVER LIKE PAKISTAN? OR IRAN? OR LIBYA? SO YOU CAN KILL ME FOR VIRGINS AND EVERLASTING LIBIDO? WHO AREEE YEEEEWWW, MAN??

See o. . . . Some muslims are meant to be REFORMATED.
SO, YOU BE BOKO HARAM APOLOGIST? .

THUNDER FAYA YOUR ACAIC SHARIA. YOU SHOULD BE TRACKED DOWN, AND MADE TO REFUTE THAT BAD STATEMENT. BAN me if you like(mods) SOME MUSLIMS ARE FVCKTARDS. . . Refute the statement NOW.

Crime › Re: YFM Host, Ada Kidnapped, Abductors Post Gang-Rape Pictures On Her Facebook by Dekatron(m): 3:46pm On Apr 15, 2015

lolaxavier:
It is very sad indeed. I work in Ghana and it was my colleagues in the office that showed me the rape pictures, about 4 or 5 shots. They even snapped how one was on her rapping her. Somehow, the pictures didn't capture the faces of the guys even though you can see two of them holding her hands and legs to the ground while one was busy committing the rubbish.
Seriously, those guys should be hanged...

i wish i could be CIA boss now. . . . No, Be ARROW. I would make sure i catch them, let crazily crazy homos also ra.pe their ass.ess out & let them give live confession or i torture each with 5000 volts, 0.005 amps-- THEY CAN NEVER DIE,COS OF LOW CURRENT, let them give live confessions to a camera & make sure they molest one another too. . . I have things in my head. I tell you, i feel pained. She self she be human being.

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Crime › Re: YFM Host, Ada Kidnapped, Abductors Post Gang-Rape Pictures On Her Facebook by Dekatron(m): 3:39pm On Apr 15, 2015

kevinberry:
I refuse to believe that she was kidnapped

To me,she just went to meet one of her numerous customers for a sweet gang-banged

Because this is the fifth time and so far she has not been able to say any of their name of describe them...

Maybe she is the type that love bond and torture sex...

bro, you well so??

Crime › Re: YFM Host, Ada Kidnapped, Abductors Post Gang-Rape Pictures On Her Facebook by Dekatron(m): 3:33pm On Apr 15, 2015

So sad

as hungry as i was, as soon as i read the story,the egg roll & coke i was eating became tasteless to me(had to rush it up, cant afford to waste) .. This is SAD

PLEASE GUYS, ANYBODY CRUSHING ON/OR IS SEXUALLY PERVATE, SHOULD NOT(EMPHASISED) SELF SERVICE TO /CIRCULATE THE PICTURES. Please, i take God beg you o.

I move a motion to kill these bastar.ds via lethal injection when caught. . . . Sorry,Ada. You will be fine.

Family › Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by Dekatron(m): 2:18pm On Apr 15, 2015

What will my mum be looking for in my house?

She can't frequent my house, hence, MY WIFE WOULD RESPECT HER. It cannot happen. Not all things imagined come to pass

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Health › Re: Find The Right Deodorant Spray For Your Body by Dekatron(m): 2:04pm On Apr 15, 2015

*yawn* bread and limca on my mind

Travel › Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by Dekatron(m): 10:07am On Apr 15, 2015

Na so one driver take chop KOBOKO on my way home. . .

Boarded vehicle from Akure to Ibadan. We got to around IWARAJA/ILESHA,there was hold up. Soldiers came in their usual hilux and ever disturbing shrill voice of the siren. Some got down to conduct the traffic. NA SO THE DRIVER OF THE BUS WEY I BOARD BROKE THE LINE OF VEHICLES THE SOLDIERS WERE CONDUCTING. These soldiers look stern and fully kit-some have their survival pack and mask on. HE BROUGHT OUT KOBOKO & STARTED WHIPPING THE OLD MAN. That one just dey look come dey chop koboko for hand. Lol. . .

We got to ODUDUWA UNIVERSITY TOO, another well kitted soldier stoped him, and frankly told him -- THAT YOUR JOURNEY YOU DEY RUN COMPLETE, I GO DELAY AM WELLA FOR UNA TODAY. MEHN!!!! Na so we sit o, tell d driver to get down and sit on the bench. . Lol. . It was later that a BIG TRUCK stood in the middle of the road that the driver jumped in and sped as fast as the bus could go -- ignoring the soldier. .

IMO, I dont see to beating motorists. Fine would do. Not harassment and anti human right whatever. . . We watch oyinbo films nah

Crime › Re: I Didn’t Mean To Kill My Childhood Friend, 17- Year-old Girl Laments by Dekatron(m): 9:42am On Apr 15, 2015

korel9:
K

SMH. . . . How much you wan sell d land?

Romance › Re: CHAI!!! See What My Girlfriend Did Because I Said NO To Sex! by Dekatron(m): 9:18am On Apr 15, 2015

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