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Vagina have come to steal, destroy and end people's lives. The way people worship pussy you will think their God is on strike. I will always choose bottle of beer over woman.

malikombi:
Now we both have two boys together

Woooow, I love this your love story. I wish I end up with someone I genuinely love and the one that sincerely love me too. Congratulations bro.

malikombi:
Lol.....I traveled from Ibadan to Kano to surprise my gf whose birthday is just a few days away. On getting to her apartment after a two day journey, I discovered the door was locked and I had no choice than to call her.
I received the shock of my life when she told me she's also on her way to Ibadan to surprise me too. That same evening, I just went straight to new park road and board another bus going to Ibadan.
Since then, the word "surprise" disappeared from my dictionary

Hahahaha, this your story off me. I hope you ended up marrying the girl?

brosom:
u were SIMPING around lol.

Ok oo, how u re better now.?.

LoL, yes I am better now. Thanks to nairaland and other books that helped me. My neighbors are always envious of me because of my easy way with girls. But now na money we the find.

nijaomegacode:
Brother code 1: never stay friends with a girl you have feelings for; either she turns you to ATM or you browse her puna as bestie while she date another guy.
I think she would haveturned you into an ATM because you don't strike me as someone who is smart enough to knack her kpekus.

LoL, I will assume not to understand what you mean by me not smart enough to knack the kpekus. But you are right about the ATM and bestie thing. I have outgrown her now. I was successful with women after period of simping, but I have other things to focus outside women now.

MufasaLion:


Why are you always into girls with odd names?

LoL, as an undergraduate, I was into many girls o, sugar, Raheenat, Khadija, Hope, Felicia, umy,omya, Stella,loveth, fyn country, Gina, . I have lost count. University is a crazy world.

brosom:
I talk am, most of this online redpillers are capital SIMP in reality

U see ur life, after telling a friend not to be friends with any girl that turned him down.

Stop deceiving people oo..

Hahaha, I am not a redpiller. I am just a normal guy that don't allow girls to take undue advantage of me. The incident happened long ago, then I was simping anyhow. The advice I gave to my friend was just a common sense.

Jamahyel:
Na man you be. I had the same experience, its not worth it. This one the day i post on WhatsApp is when she will post. I will delete her number too

Lolz, it was an experience. Since I started reading books and reading write up on nairaland, I have grown beyond my mumu for girls. Those girls are really bad.

999monikers:
na so girls dey be bro.
met two girls on different scenarios, called, took them out on dates, messaged and checked up on them. I later deleted Their Numbers off my phone to check if they'll call back or even check up on me for WhatsApp, for where, it's over 4 months now and they don't care if I exist. na so them take go

It seems like you are the only one that understand my write up here. Some girls are like that. One girl turned down my proposal, and she is always quick to ask for a favor.

nijaomegacode:
She already turn you down. Y do u stress yasef?

If you understand my point well, I said she opted for friendship. A friend that calls you everyday didn't call you for two months, and you never care to call or text him, is that one a friend?

Nazgul:
Why are you complaining...she made it clear to you from the onset that she's not interested in bonding, she just want to be mere friends.

You on the other hand wanted to force your way into her life with your hard earned money despite the fact she made her stand on the matter clear to you from day one, which you should have easily understood that she's in a relationship and doesn't want to compromise.

To me, that girl didn't do anything wrong.

I didn't say she was wrong. I am only telling the o p that his idea on how to know if girl is interested may not work. Moreso, the girl was forcing the friendship on me. She wasn't interested in the relationship and I don't want the friendship, but she was accusing me of neglecting her friendship.

It depends on the relationship between the ex and I. When one of my exes could not afford her departmental fee, I gave her money to pay.

I have given some of them money, not plenty money though because I am still a student and I am not working yet.

OP, don't waste your two weeks. There was this girl I really had a crush on. When I asked her out she turned down my proposal and opted for friendship. I was calling her everyday, sometimes, I called her twice a day. I bought fruits like apples, bananas, water melon, for her. I arranged picnic for two of us. I gave her all my attention. Even when I advised my friend not to be friend with a girl that turned him down, my crush cried that I am planning to end our friendship.

So after finishing my exam, I called her to know how her holiday was going, that was our last call. Since I stopped calling her two months ago, she never called nor texted to know if I am good. It was when I was calling all my phone contacts that I called her this evening. She was giving excuses and apologizing for her selfishness, but I blatantly told her that I was calling everyone, that was why I called her nothing more, after the call, I deleted her contact so that I won't call her again.

Tajbol4splend:
That kinda sex can happen for a decade, because no strings attached,

You are intelligent bro. Since I don't ask the girls out for relationship, we don't break up too. Whenever the opportunity presents itself we will knack ourselves. I am living funny lifestyle in school, when I graduate, I will really miss my school lifestyle.

Vinnie2000:
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Lolss..
Honorable Chairman of Indomie and Eggs association..
Hope nor be 15yr old Girls u dey Bang?

Hahaha, not at all. I am attracted to mature girls and ladies that are intellectual compatible with me. I love spending time doing naughty things with girls that take responsibility for their actions.

I look like mayorkun

I deserve award for long call. I don mumu for girls plenty. I recharged 500 hundred naira one day. I have 1250 bonus. I used it to call Cynthia till everything finished. I still borrowed like 5 hundred naira again and continue with the call.

I called Khadija one day that she asked me if MTN know my family.

The last girl, I borrowed 2 thousand naira to call her and she was telling me to wait till she graduate next year before we can date.

It is called entanglement or friends with benefits. Most times, I don't ask girls out. I simply flow with her, invite her and cook for her, and we will just see ourselves having sex.

Go on by Wurld
Goodbye by celidion
Goodbye by James Brunt
Heartless by Kenye West
Game over by P sqare

Goldenheart:
100 Level

Yes, I am in my 400 level Final semester, while she is in her 100 level second semester. She is just 18 years. I genuinely love the girl, so I just wish that after her final paper we can work things out, but like I said, time and chance determine that because I don't know what destiny holds for me.

fattprince:
I remember when girl wanting to write common entrance too was being too free and close with me. She comes and just strike conversation with me while I stress myself to reply her because I work there as a student while her mum is a staff there. Very beautiful dark skinned girl. Then her mom told me one day to teach her maths. I'm not the one you will expel I japa.

Hahaha, you made the right decision bro. We have to take extra caution when it comes to these girls.

MufasaLion:
Nigga was enjoying the view.

Disgusting anyways.

LoL, very disgusting. I am like the favorite in my family, most of my female cousins like me. And whenever I am around, these set of female cousins off clothes anyhow, but I have had women exploration in school that I can't even see anything attractive in my cousin's body. They usually tease me about being a gay.

After seeing the pictures, I realized that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder indeed. Happy married life.

How I wish I can end up marrying this 100 level girl I adore so much, but only time and chance can determine that.

I still don't know what girls think by sending nudes to their boyfriend. What kind of brain are they using. I always warn my sister never in her life to try that rubbish.

However, it's awkward and disgusting for me to accidentally see my cousin's nudes and still keep it in the system. I will delete it immediately and stylishly bring the topic of sending nudes to guys and use the opportunity to inform her about the implications.

OP, your cousin messed up by sending those nudes, but OP, you are not straight forward by keeping the nudes after seeing it.

I don't support sexual promiscuity nor fornication, but as an adult who knows her left and right, been a virgin till wedding night is a choice. Virginity does not necessary mean sexual purity because we have girls that are virgin but engaged in anal sex, give Mouth Action, smooch without penetration.

My point is that we have people that lost their virginity through rape, so we should celebrate any lady that gives us peace of mind, that is productive. Either she had sex before meeting you or she is a virgin, that is her choice. They are more valuable attributes I value in person than this virginity thing. Not having sex before marriage doesn't make devil an angel.

Jesus loves you most. LoL, so all the relationship you had, you have never been at fault before, they are always the one hurting you. Go and work on yourself and stop lying to us. Lai Muhammad students everywhere.

My lecturer was telling us last week that most relationship lack goals, our class representative shouted that the lecturer should leave goals for footballers.

Seriously, our generation underrated so many important things of life. All we have is human without humane.

Something is telling me that this chat is made up, very fake. But not withstanding, the girls these days are something else. There was a time I was paid to provide home lesson last year. This 13years old girl started acting funny, but I don't want to overreact. It became suspicious when her friends started calling her husband, and she gets angry when I play with her friends. I just resigned from the job to avoid story that touch.

I talk to genuine friends, listen to music, going outing. Reading books. And tentatively, I pray too.