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Why not try vaseline and red oil, it's so moisturizing.
that cocoa butter cream is tempting, i nearly add little to my bread
what a sweet and tempting cream

Why bother yourself?
Call on me babe, am Godfearing, caring and lovely.

don't mind their big mouth oooooooooooooo

Boobs or no boobs me likey

WHO KNOWS IF YOU ARE NOT THE ONE THAT INFECTED THE POOR GUY.
COS' I DOUBT HOW SUCH INFECTION CAN DICTATE IN JUST 2-3 DAYS.

TRY AND LET THE GUY KNOW AND TREAT HIMSELF AS WELL.
IF U BOTH LOVE EACH THEN U BOTH CAN TREAT YOURSELF AND MOVE ON.

THERE IS SACRIFICE IN LOVE

IF YOU LOVE HIM WHY NOT? STILL GIVE HIM A CHANCE, REMEMBER THAT EXPERTS ARE PEOPLE WHO HAS MADE THE WORST MISTAKES IN THEIR LIFE.

Could u imagine, I entered one of the hotel's with my chic, pay for the time to spend,
after some minutes, i heard a knock on the door, before i could even say who the door
is already open, door that i locked from inside was opened from outside.

and you know am already b*******g the show, i was lookign at the manager and two of their
worker and they are looking at us, it was like a film, not knowing that the person i paid the
money to did not put it in record, rather he recorded it in his own pocket (fast guy) and the mnager was boiiling

It was ridiculous, i and my chic was na********d already u know

NA HIM I VEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX
START TO HALLA TO THE MAN

ARE YOU CARZY, DON'T YOU HAVE RESPECT? U MUST PAY ME FOR DAMAGES
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
THE MAN START TO DEY BEG, BUT YOU KNOW DAMAGES ALREADY DONE.

IT WAS A BAD EXPERIENCE

They want a ring in your hand,
see the feelings in ur eyes and
you on bended knees, and hear you say:

MY LOVE WILL YOU MARRY ME?

it that a timber of a chewing stick?

The man is resting in obituary

He will return in 60 days to appoint his godfather to followput

U get luck say u never meet the ones wey u go dey bang them
go dey blast chewing gum fpr ur ear dey tell you make u do make she comot time no dey

u dey find romantic, they no send you ooooo, na that ur dough them send.

Bro i've once been in your shoes
I know the pains, for failing out of love because of trust.

It can kill ur desire to luv, but pick urself together and be a man, u can love and beloved again.

Romade i have to start my marathon this moment, cos i don't know ur plan.
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@ Romade
Can i have the form am ready to fill

For me ooooooo

First of all I will branch for any shepee joint (Ogogoro), spoil all shepee takers with shepee.
Come drink till you get drunk with shepee.

Secondly, if i have come across any girl before then, cos now am lonely,
I will take her to a love garden and spoil her with efizzy.

But if i catch any of them gurls who think they can chop guys mugu, by drying their pocket on that day, I go take her to Nkwobi joint, Give her two plates of nkwobi, two plates of (Ngwongwo) three big stout, i go comot for that joint, take her to another joint. Give her two plates of fish with yogourt, and Iko,
Carry her enter Tantalizers buy to different Ice creams for her, then went somewhere nd round it up, when she get home after three to four days purging (escrating) she will never plan to chop mugu again. (She go chop and quench)

Don't mind me, I can take good care of you, if you can please be my val.
Any pretty girl available? am lonely

My granny is still loking sexy,
I think she can gice you all you need on that day,
but her teeth remains only three up and down, na smooth kiss she go dey give you.

Adam and Eve ?
I heard they ate the furbiden fruit, it that true?

Some like it hot, some like it cold,
some like it both, depending on choice!

But Why no let him know first that you want to lose weigt,
Since he is your husband.

Can somebody give me details on how to post topic in here?

I've been trying it for a very long time but could't see me post.
I have something i will like to share with you guys.

My brother that is to tell you that love is sweet and painful.
Just take it that everything come and go, things you cherish today might not last till tomorrow.

She made her choice, so move over it, live goes on.
I know it's very painful but as a man u have to endure it and move on.

Lol Val's day e wooo!.

Me i need a chick to hook up with not by renting.
You could rent bad market oooo.

You need by renting?, go to any nearby hotel and make ur choice

Any chick available for me? i need a slim fit, black and resonsible chick not only for vals day but for good relationship as well

Its as follows:

Naija
Nigeria
Niger
Namibia
Nasarawa

But i think the best of them all is South Africa and Angola

1st step:

Call her honey/sweetheart/sweetpie,

I would like us to add techniques to our cooking.


2nd step:

Ask her this questions:

1. Should i add more money to upgrade it.
2. Or should we add more cooking ability.

3rd step:

Tell her this in a very low and lovely tone, maybe when she is scartching your back or when u are caressing her so that she will understand every bit of what u mean, i bet you she will know that her cooking is not getting better.

It's nice dinning together, i remember when i was a teenager we all eat together, pouring the whole pot of rice out in a tray, scatter the dish, and ask mum for more.

Imagine ten-twelve people rushing a pot of rice, or basin of fufu (Akpu)

being the last born mum will reserve small for me secretely.
I can't forget those days, i really enjoyed it.

family that eats together stays together

nice one.

Nairalanders be alert

Life has taught me that everything come and go, even the things you cherish most.

Life has taught me to jump over love and not to fall in love

there si no reliable girls around.
so i will celebrate it with my male friends.
First with God

It's good to be on a safe side

Girls can do all sorts of rubbish, selfish and stupid things in a relationship

My brother same thing happened to me, i don't need a prophet to prophesy to me, i handled the matter sharp, sharp, and ever since then everything stoped.

To be frank with you they are really cheating on you, in one way or the other.
you have to tackle it on time.

Maybe the suspect has changed to an owl.
Another suspect turn to an owl in the court of law.

Last time we heard about a car snatcher turning to a goat.

NAIJA TOO MUCH FOR COCK AND BULL

sweet perpemint ko, bitter lemon ni.

for me, i will beter celebrae it with my guys, hooking up in one joint, drink, yan and all that
than celebrating it with girls who do not know what dedication to relationship is all about.

am lonely and will only celebrate it with my guys than any babe.
Though if u are interested in celebrating with me please alert me.

But will remember to say happy val to my nairalanders that day

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