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Hey, Popegirl and Kemisuga

i am very much available, can we, ? huh

Am so lonely, looking for a cube or two suga to add to my tea

carved carrot with open in the middle.

STORY! STORY!! STORY!!!

THE GOAT WAS BROUGHT TO COURT, AND WAS INTEROGATED.

THE MAGISTRATE:              WHAT'S HIS OFFENCE
POLICE OFFICER:              SNATCHING A MAZDA CAR FROM THE OWNER
THE MAGISTRATE:              DID YOU FOUND ANY WEAPON WITH THE GOAT?
POLICE OFFICER:             THE GOAT SWALLOWED IT ALONG THE LINE.
MAGISTRATE:                    CAN WE GO FOR A SCAN?
POLICE OFFICER:             THE GOAT HAS A MELTING SUBSTANCE IN HIM
MAGISTRATE:                     THEN LETS KILL THE GOAT
POLICE OFFICER:             SIR, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT THE GOAT WILL BE KILLED IN OUR CUSTODY
MAGISTRATE:                     WHY?
POLICE OFFICER:              BECAUSE OUR BOSS AREADY DEMANDED FOR THE GOAT HEAD FOR NKWOBI
MAGISTRATE:                    OK EXTEND THE INTESTINES TO ME FOR PEPPER-SOUP.

COURT DISMISS

ANOTHER WAY OF EATING PEOPLE'S GOAT

Try be good to your customers.

Am an example, i operate a cyber cafe but when i left all my customers started shouting that i should come back. Its as if am holding their future, just because of the way i treat them.

secondly, start filling every online form and be perfect on it.
start every WAEC and Jamb runs, it will improve your cyber cafe.


have all the equipments like scanner, printers, photocopies, laminators everything. and don't be operating on and off, be constant, have good generators and no dull moment or excuses. then you will see the difference.

thanks

Am so lonely, am Mr. lonely i have nobody for the Val's. (Akon on the line)

Check out my pix all them girls to know if its wat you want, i need someone for the val.

But don't expect a heavy wallet   cus am not the type.
but am caring, lovng and sexyyyyyyyyyy. Where dem dey eeeeeeeeeee, tatoo girls.

Private chat available

I will buy myself a Iron Boxers,
so that come 2009 there will be no Boom Boom.

I think real men are scarce.

But if you need make we play ball men they are everywhere.

So the choice is yours.

The evil world.

May his soul rest in peace

THEY ARE WONDERFUL.

I WILL NEVER ALSO FORGET ST. LUCY

ST. JOHN BOSCO AND ST. JOHN BERCHMAN

For me i don;t know.

(Ife onye ma ya maluya)

The foundation is from Nairaland.


Girls be alert.

You played your part well that's why.

some girls are here for kick and follow.

congrates, I am sure the baby will be very intelligent, he is authomatically a member of Nairaland.

When are u going for the Church thanksgiving, it will only be for nairalanders.

I LOVE THE GAME MORE NAGGING, NAGGING, NAGGING MY GIRL

It makes me feel like celebrating

PLEASE HOW CAN I WATCH THE SHOW HERE IN VIETNAM

IT'S MY FAVOURITE TV SHOW.

THERE IS ONE QUESTION I WOULD LIKE TO ASK:

1. IF THERE IS NO MORE OIL PIPELINE WILL CORRUPTION STOP IN NIGERIA?

2. APART FROM OIL CAN OUR LEADERS GET STICK TO ANOTHER DEVELOPMENT (SOURCE OF INCOME)?

IF YES THE MILITANTS SHOULD GO AHEAD LET'S STOP THIS RUBISH HAPPININGS IN THIS BLESSED COUNTRY WITH SELFISH LEADERS AND INDIVIDUALS DWELLING ON IT, WHO THINK THEIR LIVES LIES ON THE COUNTRY RESOURCES.

WHAT HAVE WE BENEFITED AS CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY FROM THIS OIL MONEY?
WHAT DEVELOPMENT HAVE WE ENJOYED FROMTHE MONEY?
WHERE IS ALL THE MONEY GOTTEN FROM THIS OIL?

HOW MANY HOUR DO YOU ENJOY POWER SUPPLY: TWO HOURS, TEN MINUTES IN TWO DAYS?, ONE HOUR IN ONE WEEK, HOW OFTEN HAVE YOU ENJOYED IT.

TALK ABOUT PUMP WATER, IN YOUR AREA HOW HAVE YOU BEEN COPING WITH WATER?
WHAT ABOUT GOOD ROAD?
WHAT ABOUT GOOD AND FREE EDUCATION?
THINK ABOUT HEALTH IN THIS COUNTRY.

WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS AS CITIZEN IN AN OIL PRODUCING COUNTRY, IT'S THROUGH THIS GUYS ARE GOING BEYOND THE LINE MARK, BUT YOU CANT BLAME THEM, HAVE YOU BEEN IN SOME RURALPARTS OF THIS STATE? THE OIL MONEY IS FOR NIGERIA AND NOT FOR THE SELFISH LEADERS WHO ARE MANIPULATING IN ONE THING OR THE ORDER. HAVE YOU EVER THINK OF HOW THIS LEADERSHIP ALWAYS ROTATE FROM ONE HAND TO ANOTHER OF THE SAME PEOPLE SINCE THE INDEPENDENT DAY?

THE OIL ON NIGERIA WHICH IS A BLESSING FROM GOD HASS TURN TO BE A BUSINESS FOR ONLY OUR LEADERS.

NIGERIA NEEDS TOTAL REHABILITATION, NIGERIA NEEDS TOTAL RECONSTRUCTION, NIGERIA NEEDS TOTAL RECONCILIATION, IT'S GETING OUT OF HAND.

IT'S TIME FOR EVERYBODY TOSTAND UP AND TELL THIS PEOPLE THAT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, WE NEED GOOD ACCOUNT OF ALL THE MONEY GOTTEN FROM THIS OIL, AND WHERE THEY WERE USED.

I CAN'T STOP CRYING FOR MY DEAR COUNTRY

wHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO SCARED OF HIM DECLARING WAR.

MR. PRESIDENT, THE GOVERNORS AND THE SENATES ARE PREPARING TO FIGHT THE MILITANTS.
I HEARD THAT OBASANJO WILL LEAD THE RACE FOLLOWED BY MR. PRESIDENT. BABANGIDA AND OTHERS, SO WHY WORRY, PRAY THAT THE MILITANT INVADE THEIR CAMP AND DESTROY ALL THEIR EVIL POWERS. THEN WE WILL CELEBRATE INDEPENDENT DAY FOR THE FIRST TIME.

CONFUSION EVERYWHERE

NA THE SAME PEOPLE

u can change it to IFECHIDERE or ABDULAHI

But there must something behind the change of name, hope you are not trying to become a member of the cabinet.

FOR ME OOOO! I DEY VEXXXXXXXXXXXX

AS I WAN IRON MY CLOTH WEY I GO USE CELEBRATE THE DEMO CRAZY
NA HIM NEPA ABI NA POWER HOLDING COME TAKE (ABI HOLD) THE LIGHT AROUN 7:00AM, LIGHT WEY THEM BRING AROUND 6:55AM.

I COME DEY WAIT MAKE THEM BRING THE LIGHT WEY MAKE I IRON THE CLOTH WEY I GO USE CELEBRATE THE DEMO CRAZY TILL NOW WEY I DEY YAN YOU I NEVER SEE THE LIGHT, HOW U GO COME DEY TELL ME SAY I DEY CELEBRATE
DEMO CRAZY. OK LATER I COME SAY MAKE I GO BANK COLLECT SMALL MONEY GO BUY ONE THING CELEBRATE AM FOR HOUSE, NA HIM BANK DEY TELL ME SAY NETWORK DEY DOWN. MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS MAKE WE NO DEY FOOL OURSELVES.

I NO BLAME OUR GREAT SOYINKA, HIM DEY TALK HIM MIND OOOOO! AND HIM DEY TALK FOR THE GOODNESS OF THE POOR MASSESS, AS FOR HIM HIM DEY CAMPE (HIM FULL GROUND) , BUT I NO GO BLAME MR. PRESIDENT, HE IS LIKE A TELEVISION BEEN CONTROLLED BY  REMOTE, HIM NO WANT Bleep HIM GODFATHERS UP.

ABEG FOR THE PEOPLE WEY CELEBRATE THE DEMO CRAZY, I HAIL UNA! HAPPY DEMO CRAZY  

ME I GO YAN, ME I GO SPEAK MA MIND, ME I GO YAN, THEM THINK SAY WE BLIND, MAKE WE YAN, WHY ARE MY PEOPLE IN THIS MESS  WE CAN'T TAKE THIS NO MORE.  

(ABEG ELDEE U TOO MUCH) MAKE WE SPEAK OUR MIND MAKE THEM HEAR JARE.

(SPEAAKKKKKKKKK OOOOOUT) ABI NA VOICE OUT.

SIGN OUT.  

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CORRUPTION AND TERMINATION


But i think the best of all is me and my girl friend

OYATO

The experience i acquired is this:

If they hold you to drop, and trying to delay you start arguing with them in a very serious way, tell them its never part of their business.

Could you imagine, one was giving them 1k they refused but when the started shouting on each and everyone of them other officers entered the office to calm the guy down, and they started begging the guy again, give him back his money and document, (with abeg)

It's really hell there, Could you Imaging airline officers denying me my travel?
am already in the airport to travel and ten minutes to the travel they brought out a message that they cvan't carry people with any D category visa. I have to go back.

I went and collected another Visa B category in Abuja, Went to the airport again to travel and they held my passport telling me that they are not away of any Vietnam Embassy in Abuja. Something that could'nt take them ten minutes to call the ambassador for confirmation took them almost 9 days, and i have only 2 weeks visa, my fellow nairalanders pls tell me when airline officers has become Immigration officers.

After they confirmed, I prepare again getting there, to get a burding pass, they started checking one thing or the other but couldn't find what they will make money with, noiw they started with my hotel reservation, which was suppose to expire the next day because of the delay, to my surprise they refused me a burding pass, that i should pay N10k before they will give me burding pass, I just did that to be on a safe side.

My fellow nairalanders could you imaging that the more you meet each group the more you pay, the one that stamped my passport ask for money i tolf her i have no naira again but dollar she saud am not serious, she started demanding for the dollar, it required prayer before my passport was stamped, getting to the next group he started asking me the amount of dollars an travelling with i was marveled, time is only remaining ten minutes to departure, this man held me for 7 of the ten minutes and i have to drop 2k, then face the last two groups with 1k each,  my brother its like hell.

They are really in business there, (You  must drop something from their superious to the lower) It's so ridiculous.
(Something must be done in order to stop this mess, though i it's an experience on how to handle them next time.

All of them are hungry men and women, they don't care if you miss the flight, all they care if the money they are demanding for.  - hiiiiiiiiseeeeeeeeeee

Suicide?

anybody at home?

(took off) run! run!! run!!!

Are you people thinking really well?

for me ooooooooo!

After Van-Dar-Sar its ENYEAM

followed by PETER RUFAI THEN GIGI BUFON AND CASILAS

ITISINT EASY

MY SISISTER THANKU YOUR GOD

BOTU ONE THING I WANTU TO KNOW IS WHERE U ARE GOINU BEFORE THE ACCUSIDENTU HAPPUN.

ME I THANKU GOD FOR SAVING YOUR LIFU.

WE GO COMU FOR YOUR THANKUSU GIVING.

ITISINT EASY MY SISTER

Ini edo is sexy ooooooooo but i hate that buddy, she is soooooooooooo arrogantttt
Well thats the nature significant of a Calabar Girl.

But that Millian is damn sweet and sexy. she is natural.

Kudos to her

I THINK AJEGUNLE IS THE SAFEST PLACE IN LAGOS.

IT MIGHT SOUND RIDICULOUS BUT THAT'S THE FACT.

EVERYTHING IS IN PLACE IN AJEGUNLE. IT'S A PLACE TO LIVE

Good idea man, we Nigerians always wait for the first person to carry out such an idea/act,
you are trying to create a history for yourself just like our great Fela Anikulapo Kuti.

Design the Keke Maruwa very well, reconstruct the doors, you can as well reconstruct the wheel tyre, change it to the normal big tyre so that it can overcome every stumblimg blocks on your way

I tell you, your name will enter the history list

Just don't mind go buy that KEKE MARUWA. even chicks will try to give a trial to that because some of them are tired of entering car and want something unusual.


YOU WILL ENJOY IT.