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My brother as the first poster said, start by reducing your age to 13-14 years, avoid bear bear

Its still early my brother, footballers reduce more than ten years from their real age.

Start practicing, just be focused, determined and work diligently towards your ambition.
Come to NAAVY BARRACKS, MOBIL ROAD, APAPA, LAGOS. OR MARACCANA FIELD AJEGUNLE, geniune football business is really going on there. Boys always travel to all parts of the world.

just pray hard my man

Me i go yan! me i go speak ma mind, me i go yan (Eldee you too much)

Abeg too face why you no go sing better thing to better nigerian problem, no bi to dey use anything wey happen around you dey make money, if you wrangle with anybody you go use am sing, the one wey these thief them do you neva do for you, e be like say your life get duplicate (spare) because me I know say them must vex for you, not because say you call them ole but because say you insult them for song come use am again make another money, them go collect that money wey you go make for that music times two, come flog you 48 join am.

use your brain my man, life no dey two oooooooooooo

Make i plead onbehalf of 2face and Nigerians to the robbers, abeg robbers make una no vex, maybe him don smoke that same thing wey una smoke go meet am for him house, na him make him get that same mind wey una get go sing the song. abeg special 2face robbers make una no vex, if him sale the song finish him go come settle una ammicably,

make una leave am na that same thing

A romantic person? , A romatic person is me

Option 2:
A romatic person is that person who can express his or her feelings through many ways that can get the second person know about his/her feelings.


@Sly -- am I correct?

Please help me out,

Is people with short lips kiss experts or people with tick lips?

There is this girl i really like, she has a very short romantic lips, I've been dreaming of the day i will kiss that lips, but am thinking if that short romantic lips can produce the tonic i needed.

Is anyone in house aware of short and tick lips? I really want to kiss that lips, but don't know what the outcome may taste like

Mine was soooooooooo romantic.
There was this girl in my secondary school days, she was such a pretty girl admired by every male. The day i kissed her, i discovered that she is a kiss specialist, my third leg appeared as fast as a falling tree.

we are just discussing before we knoe what is happening we are doing it already.
It thirst really good, she get a very soft lips.

I couldn't forget that day.

I think the best Nigerian player at the moment is YAKUBULL
He is on fire at the moment, Everton can not do without him right now.

But we can't write off Uche and Osaze, Osaze scored brace in his club last week,
I like that guy a lot, he always work tirelessly, he is sharp and strong. The last Nations cup is the best Nigeria player.

Watch him out in years coming, I wish he play Olympic with siasia.

YAK IS THE RIGHT GUY

Mine is very different ,

i married a lot of girls then, when doing mummy and daddy of a thing and u know na!
Childhood days are very sweet, i use to play ball from morning till night and never get tired that my mum will start searching for me to come and have my breakfast.

we use to pursue lizard, I enjoy the shouting when pursuing them.
I enjoyed building mud house, I know how to design mine, catch grasscutter and put them inside there as the landlord.

we also played ludo, swell, and lots of them.

Its the most enjoyable time, that can be remembered anytime, anyday, anywhere.

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Hotel is an amazing business, depending on the runs girls and happening guys around the area of location . and the way it was putting in order.

It is the hottest business in Lagos, you are going to make as big money as the hotel is.
Its such investment you will carry out and start making fast money.

try add something different to it, to make it exeptional.

School business is also good but it requires good managment and location.
It will have to be known before making money from it, like 2-3 years.

But hotel people can't wait on the day of opening ceremony, from that night you've started counting the cash.

Tattoo girls there is something about you.

I really like tattoo, but can't have it cos' it's everlasting, if its temporary i Would love to have it.

It looks sexy at the back of girls, i mean down their butt.
I would like to have one a very small one in my shoulder, haven't decide yet.

BEST OPTION:

1. Go to your village start eating cocoa yam. Eat and eat and eat it.
2. You should start eating strong fufu three square meal with bitterleaf soup
3. Stop wagging, if you no fit hold body at least once a month
4. If there is no improvement don't hesitate to consult me for further instructions

Likpa get grade, though i don't know your size to start with

I like PA JAMES (IN PAPA AJASCO)

The man is an Icon

He can carve somthing out of nothing

ADVICE GIVING TO YOURSELF WILL BE THE BEST ADVICE.

ABSTAIN FROM T*****, it aint helping.

Happy Val to you all, It's a time of surprises, a time to share your thaughts, a time to share love with your loved one's, family members, friends and even ur neighbours.

Happy Val's day to all you Nairalanders.

I want to get call from nairalanders todays as val's wish.

08032122177

waiting  

I have no girl to give or collect from, so wat should i do.

Can any pretty girl be my Val?

Female secretries na wa oooooooooooo

Na una dey make life so difficult.



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Well its a compansation,

I've witnessed one, its reality.
Some Female secretaries do it to earn more.

Female secretaries are baaaaaaaaaad

They sample their offshore, they never wear bra when ever they want to seduce their boss or even their collegues. they will showcase half of their breast.


THEY ARE BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Men love football because they love it, simple.

Why are girls so passionate about going out and shopping,
most passionate about make-ups.

I LOVE FOOTBALL BECAUSE I LOVE IT.

Its easy, just get a radio with many sound speakers, that has many earpieze. nothing much. Or just get black and white television get white cloth put the black and white tv at the back, the thing don gel, na cinema be that.

Make sure say u dey collect your money before them go enter, and you must write no refund of money after payment.

My own observation is red and blue which shows true love and passion.

Though I have not celebrated Val with any chick before.

Am I bound to do that?

Any chick to be my Val?

I have nobody to spend the Val with, I have no place to go, can any chick be my val? I mean pretty humble chick

If not i will end up spending the Val in front of my PC.
Going through Mighty Manchester United Site.

May the result come according to their hard work, Amen.

SOME PEOPLE HERE ARE CREP****G.
Well it was so unfortunate that my 3310 power digital phone camera was stolen by a photographer.

@naijafan: You really scared me with your last pix though nice ones up there. you looks like Ja rule in one of them

There is need to retain the man (Vogts abi Vom, "BULLSHIT"

Make una tell me wetin make that man drop all our midfielders, carry only mikel mount am for field. What do you think if MASTER JAY JAY OKOCHA is there, THE UNCROWNED KING OF AFRICAN SOCCER no kukuma wan stress himself because him don read Nigeria, NFA, the Coaches and their staffs, Him no wan talk, I see am as gentleman.  Talk about ORUMA, OBODO, ODIA, Infact e be like say them bribe that man make him come destroy our team.

He need to be brought to court with many count charges.

Even our local coaches went there came back with BRONZE.

CHRISTIAN CHUKWU went and came back with BRONZE, and NFA is owing the poor man  eight months salary No official car, no officia house, no security, no payment. Still he achieved to that extent and they were crying foul on him.

Eguevon also went came back with BRONZE, the next thing is for them to relegate him to assistant.

Now jobless VOGTS abi Vom. was employed with millions  of dollars, he is been paid ahead, every week hw will travel to Europe come back, be squashing Nigerian oil money, while our people are here suffering.

NFA Officials sabi business well well, them want a source in which they will start drilling from. USELESS PEOPLE.

Give Orji Uzor Kalu the Chance as NFA chairman and lets see what will happen.  

ABOKI NO SABI FOOTBALL, Vogts should be send back to Germany, with SOSOLISO FLIGHT MAKE HIM SEE WETIN HIM DO HIMSELF.


NAIJA IS IN TROUBLE FROM ALL ANGLE.

I LOVE JAY JAY THE KING OF AFRICAN SOCCER

@lynxnoon
Please are u a Ninja or a Nurse.

U looks like weaponless Indian Ninja

Na Kolomental Case start to dey crazeeeeeeee

Psychiatric Solution.

Dear Nairalanders, why is it that girls like to cheat in every relationship,
though not all girls, but most of them.

I've encountered one and its painful to bear.

Please i want to know the reason, especially from girls.

Dear Nairalanders, why is it that girls like to cheat in every relationship,
though not all girls, but most of them.
I will like to know the reason from nairalanders especially from girls.

I've experience one and its very painful to bear.

For me its a great moment, being single makes a man think ahead of him, not worried about she waiting somewhere, she getting worried you're late, she telling you to be back as soon as possible, no time to spend with other friends, no time to visit, no freedom to live as a man. Its a kind of breath of space.

FREEEDOOOMMMMM

Though its good having one by your side  

If that it can't be easy doing it i would've declare myself lonely  .  but She is gonna commit suicide.  

Abeg my people China tooooo much for phone.

I started wondering the type of phone they will produce next,
After they produced phone with television, Radio Camera, webcam and so on one phone, and it requires that you get extra pocket (bag) for the phone i it is 10 iches TV phone .

My Naija brothers this China too much, if they can't remember another model to build, I am scared cos' they gonna build atomic bomb for us.

It depends on body system, I can take means very comfortably, no stooling no mess (passing out gas)

If you discovers that you often stool of mess everywhere after taking beans then eat beans with agege bread for hold up oooooo (I mean wage) .