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Education › Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by deolu2000(m): 7:42am On Oct 07, 2015
revolt:
a lousy apc type liar!!!!!!!!!! So he thot nybodi go Blv that shit....abi he's the said guy
help me ask am ooo,na diz kind peeps they write/produce thrash 4 nolltwood movies.
Christianity Etc › Re: The World Will End Tomorrow - Christian Group Predicts by deolu2000(m): 7:40am On Oct 07, 2015
Who is he that knowth the end except the father(God),who created heaven and earth,the world will not only last more than 7 oct abi wetin them call am,but it will outlive every of this people that predicted this heresy. Shoroniyen
Education › Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by deolu2000(m): 7:58pm On Oct 06, 2015
BolaAdeyemo:
i remember one night class i go,i saw a boy and a girl sitting together,nobody around that spot they choose,the boy's hand was conspicuously missing,i been think say na handicap,but as a sharp lasgidi boy i use eye trace the hand,it was under the table,Inside the girl skirt

chai

then i looked in his textbook,he was reading biology
FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM
i thought he was fingering,neva knew he was practising the female part


Smart boy
from where u were sitting,you not only saw dt the guy's hand was in the girls skirt but also that he was reading biology n even the topic. Kai you can lie oo
Politics › Re: Emir Sanusi's Response To His Marriage To Saadatu - Theheraldng.com by deolu2000(m): 11:22pm On Sep 29, 2015
In other news,we learnt that ita enag misplaced #the_list he was to present to d senate,but being a sharp man(rembr he scaled the gate the other time),he is now forming names on anoda list wc he is to present physically to the chamber 2mrw.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Olympiacos : UCL (2 - 3) On 29th September 2015 by deolu2000(m): 9:23pm On Sep 29, 2015
Arsenal abeg mk una win ooooo,so @ManUtd go beat una easily on sunday biko
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Porto Vs Chelsea: UCL (2 - 1) On 29th September 2015 by deolu2000(m): 9:19pm On Sep 29, 2015
Chelsea oya come show wailers soccer now
Politics › Re: Saraki : Senators Set For Stormy Session Tomorrow - Punch by deolu2000(m): 7:36am On Sep 28, 2015
Summersize abeg...all i keep seeimg were, anonnimty all tru d text jare.
Politics › Re: Buhari To Saraki: Leave Me Out Of Your Trial by deolu2000(m): 8:53pm On Sep 20, 2015
This issue is being blown out of proportion,if CCT/B have enough evidences let them dock ABS in a full trial and if saraki has nothg to hide,let him answer the allegations and correct any abormalty in his assests declaration ,aftwr wc everybody will be happy,bt all this noise frm both camps will only stir up unnecessary bad blood in this govt.
Politics › Re: Saraki Issues Press Statement by deolu2000(m): 6:57pm On Sep 18, 2015
mekaboy:
Saraki Guilty or not Guilty?

Amechi Guilty or not Guilty?

Fashola Guilty or not Guilty?
if you ask me,na who i go ask? By d way,i think an arrest warrant 4 d SP looks cynical and disrespectful to the office of the SP.am nt sayn ABS isn't gulty here,bt to order his arrest must be a joke.
Politics › Re: I Sometimes Miss My Way In Aso Villa - President Buhari by deolu2000(m): 11:03am On Sep 17, 2015
This PMB will always give wailers wat to wail abt...oya orin ni,e ma ko lo (na una song mk una dey sing am dey go)
Education › Re: Great Ife Student Union Leaders Is Yet To Present Any Budget. by deolu2000(m): 10:46am On Sep 16, 2015
bunmioguns:
grin grin grin
Abeg na joke level I dey ooo

Please don't take any of my post serious

Just try seeing most of them

I will modify it, don't worry
airyt,no wahala then.guess living on the humour syd life isnt bad as well.
Education › Re: Great Ife Student Union Leaders Is Yet To Present Any Budget. by deolu2000(m): 7:15pm On Sep 15, 2015
bunmioguns:
shocked... 1.8 for phone calls


Nawa o



Meanwhile somewhere in Ekiti
is ur surname lair? because diz pics went viral on the internet some time ago,and it was actually said to be frm east africa,so hw come the event turned to ekiti state 4 ur mind?
Pets › Re: Ikorodu Dog Walk Was A Success! .... by deolu2000(m): 10:49pm On Sep 12, 2015
Aside cats n snakes,i dont rembr anyoda animal dt i hate more than dogs. So so annoying pet abi wetin dem be?
Car Talk › Re: Guy In Lekki Lagos Designed This Car... (pictures) by deolu2000(m): 11:06pm On Sep 11, 2015
This is more or less a welder"s job jare,nothg serious abt it.by the wey,diz place no be lekki oooo,asyd na those places wey d name lekki jst robbs on.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Sokoto State University Massive Job Recruitment - 95 Positions by deolu2000(m): 10:41pm On Sep 11, 2015
adjoviomole:
Lol bros shey na my fault grin
na everybody dey watch his/her back jare for diz terrible days in country.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Sokoto State University Massive Job Recruitment - 95 Positions by deolu2000(m): 3:59pm On Sep 10, 2015
adjoviomole:
Jobs of no return. Y can't the ppl der apply for them.



FEAR-NORTH

I will apply for the job if they can do the following.
Salary-20million per month
Car-fully loaded armored tank to carry me about-with enuf space that I can be teaching d students from the top.
Weapon-some bazooka.


Wth all dis I am good to go.
even emeritus profs dnt wont get all this add ons,how much more you,bro.
Keep dreaming anyway,someday you will wake up to reality.
Politics › Re: The Sad Story Of Marilyn Ogar- The Punch by deolu2000(m): 10:02am On Sep 08, 2015
makzeze:
Good for her.

She took side with defunct PDP and its cohorts.
PDP lost an election,i don"t remember when they stopped being a political party to be regarded as defunct.
Crime › Re: 26 Year Old Man Defiles 1 And A Half Year Old Girl In Benin (Photos) by deolu2000(m): 7:53pm On Sep 02, 2015
With the rate at which these rape and defilement cases are increasing,i can't but pray that we get an active bill that will be passed into law that will condem these sort of evil acts to the death penalty so long the fact has been established that the accused is guilty as changed.
Romance › Re: Is This Enough Reason To Quit The Relationship? by deolu2000(m): 7:57am On Sep 01, 2015
AcesIni:
it's not the forgiveness part. the heart hardly forgets. his insecurity level is at an all time high.

the trust will never remain the same....
seriously,it's a matter of who you are,for me i find reason for every action and i hv a soft spot 4 ppl esp when they are in anger mode,in the light of that,i just forgive and look at it as word of the mouth rather than the heart frm the lady.
Romance › Re: Is This Enough Reason To Quit The Relationship? by deolu2000(m): 6:57am On Sep 01, 2015
Lolsss...OP no be today guys they hear such,but the truth of the matter is that,you should take such statement has emotion driven(in the heat of the moment),that said, forgive her and over look her words if you truly love her(as you stated), remember that love doesn't keep records of wrong.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Experience With Gnld Headquarters At Gbagada by deolu2000(m): 7:13pm On Aug 30, 2015
anneosisi5:
What about greenlife?
they are all birds of d same feathers,it's only ppl dt want quick money frm little hustling dt can fall mugun to them,worst bet,you will waste ur tym attendn d so called seminar,even wt good observation of an invitation you know it's frm them.
Politics › Re: Jonathan, Madueke, CSO Obuah In Trouble Over $6.9million ‘mobile Stage’ Scandal by deolu2000(m): 10:24pm On Aug 29, 2015
Base ess as usual.i will take all these as a toothless dog barking,until the day i see geninue persecutions and ppl paying for their illicit acts,asyd that tell all these stories to d birds.
Politics › Re: ‘ Why There Is Improved Power Supply’ - Acting MD YEDC by deolu2000(m): 5:30pm On Aug 24, 2015
In my area, asa dam ilorin,kwara state our power supply has been worse since this change started,i don"t know if it's the reverse change that IBEDC is bringing to us.congrat to those ones enjoyn the improved supply if it's true.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Lobbies Saraki, Senators Over Fowler by deolu2000(m): 7:52am On Aug 24, 2015
Help me summerize the story and i ll comment later.
Business › Re: Ex-Billionaire Goddy Anabor Goes Broke: His Tragic Fall by deolu2000(m): 7:46pm On Aug 23, 2015
Simply put,one day the tables will turn for all man,i pray its turns to our favour.because i cnt seem to blv that a billionaire will go so broke and he never made mention of being duped or something.all is well,don"t want to over stretch what diz could or could nt hv been 4 now.
Christianity Etc › Re: If Your Fellowship Holds These Teachings, Then It's Time You Moved On by deolu2000(m): 5:53pm On Aug 23, 2015
bettydee:
You are going in a different direction from what d op meant. I think the op is talking abt when you are told that do not eat certain things, touch certain object or taste certain products. He isn't condemning holiness, after all, the bible says its not what goes into d mouth that defiles us but what comes out of it.
ok ma"am,if it's in the aspect of what to eat n what not to,then i leave dt to d discretion of d person to do what's ryt,bt i was lookn at it in d direction of holiness.
Christianity Etc › Re: If Your Fellowship Holds These Teachings, Then It's Time You Moved On by deolu2000(m): 5:48pm On Aug 23, 2015
mbulela:
Please meditate on colossians 2:16, 21 and 22.
the clarification is better if it's concerning items whereby some doctrines forbides their members from,i ws lookn at it frm Holiness perspective.
Christianity Etc › Re: If Your Fellowship Holds These Teachings, Then It's Time You Moved On by deolu2000(m): 2:40pm On Aug 23, 2015
I blv you are wrong abt the item 4,because even d bible records dt we should be Holy,has without Holiness,no one can see the Lord. So i don't blv dt d teaching of touch,eat n taste not is wrong,ok.
Nairaland General › Re: Should I Call A Plumber Or Electrician,see This Hilarious Picture by deolu2000(m): 9:04pm On Aug 22, 2015
Call those type of artisans that are jack of all trade,that way he ll first disconnect d power source n aftrwc he will identify the broken pipe(s) and fix it up.my opinion is call a fourman.
Crime › Re: My Experience With "One Chance". Share Yours by deolu2000(m): 7:08pm On Aug 22, 2015
Na wa oooo.na mk God dey direct our footsteps because we cant say we shldnt or wont wrk late dt will translate to going home late(try to close as early as one can anyway),i must say dt u can never be too careful wt diz evil guys bt i knw dt God will continually guide n protect us all.
Politics › Re: Elumelu’s Afriland Properties Responds To Termination Of Falomo Shopping Centre by deolu2000(m): 8:16am On Aug 21, 2015
GudluckIBB:
Even if its build operate and transfer,50m Is too small for a 50 year lease.
expression of an interest is the same as cost of bidding for a contract,wc in this case was 50m,they will on the long run spend 30b on the project,if the above scenario is right then tell me how afriland did any wrong.
Education › Re: Is This Kind Of Waec Result Possible - ( Photo) by deolu2000(m): 11:50pm On Aug 20, 2015
boboLIL:
U no sabi book no mean say odas no go sabi book....I had 7A's during mine
display the results here and i will take you as a genius.

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