Education › Re: Top 10 Lagos Slangs You Must Know As A Resident by Depressed101: 5:29am On Aug 05, 2021 |
okikijamal: 1) Eruku (compressed form of erú ikú): Meaning someone who is a die hard thug, and fears under no situation whatsoever.
E.g.. Haaa! Awon eruku ti ya wo'le. Ki Olori di ori e mu ni bayi oooo
2) Waa gbayi: Literally meaning 'may you also be honoured'.. Usually said (in a cracked voice) when you have shown some kind of respect or recognition to street/ area boys. Often used along with 'Alaye' or 'Omo aye'
3) Waasere omo: Used in circumstances similar to (2) above OR to show appreciation to a nigga who has impressed
4) Signature: Ragged stab (usually from a broken bottle)
E.g.. Emi ni mi n ba e soro, o lo n palantia. Oga Ade, ja'ra e oo. Mi maa fun e ni signature l'owo kan.. (note the isale èko language)
5) le'run: literally means "to stiffen one's neck". Used to imply stubborn attitude.
E.g: Alaye, mi n ba e soro, o lo n le'run abi?.. Ok, maa lo nigba yen. (If you wise, don't move an inch. Just dey beg/ appease the area boy o. If hin feel you, hin go eventually free you and even hail u sef say u get sense)
6) 'Lere: Short/ Behind code for Surulere area of Lagos.
7) Claro: Another name for weed (igbo)
cool Maa da emu l'egbe e: Literal translation means "I will tap palm wine from your side".. Omo, if boys yarn dis one, na stabbing tinz be dat o. Only say na RED WINE go show grin
9) Ma rèpètè OR Ma wararo: Simply means "No go dull yourself o" or "Don't waste time"
E.g.. (agbero calling passengers) "Ajegunle enikan wo'le sibe, ma lo wararo"
Alaye, ma lo rèpètè ooooo
10) Kálá/ òkálá: Kala = mean/ wicked... Okala= A very mean/ wicked person.
E.g: Haa!.. Awon omo Ojuelegba yen Kala gidi gan ni!
*Wallai, Òkálá ni Eleweomo
The streets ain't smiling in Las Gidi mehn!
You gast to ja'ra e when you dey hood for Lag.. You must learn how to make very mean faces and yarn the slangs freely flowing, as it can save you a lot of intimidation.
Add yours. op Clara is the end of a weed roll not just another Name for weed |
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Politics › Re: Abba Kyari To Expose Senior Police Officers If He's Betrayed - Sahara Reporters by Depressed101: 4:05pm On Aug 04, 2021 |
festacman: [b]What Sahara Reporters SOURCES told them about Abba Kyari defence before the panel are things that can be imagined by any creative mind. [/b]By the way, I doubt if FBI agents have camped in Nigeria and goes to the IGP office everyday for stormy session.
Whatever happens, Abba Kyari is deep in pit of smelly poo. I am convinced that instead of extradition, his legal team will push for local prosecution for bribery and criminal abuse of office. He might eventually settle for plea bargaining. And it is in his best interest that all these happen before 2023 for obvious reasons. and we can't say they are not true, we know it's true, just that it's unconfirmed |
Politics › Re: FBI Indictment: Abba Kyari Deletes Rebuttal After Editing It 12 Times by Depressed101: 12:39pm On Aug 04, 2021 |
KillMNKnow: IGP Usman Alkhali Abba wants to appease some gullibles to get confirmation, like what the fck who nominated you in the first place.
Abba kyari will walk free and get reinstates. IPOB terrorists are celebrating because 90 percent of those he arrested are them.*Awon developers"
He destroyed three IPOB terrorists camp and killed many. So the criminals drug trafficking child factory product are celebrating, nothing new.
The North will not forgive or forget who ever suspend Abba kyari you are talking in the rubbish, 90% of notorious criminals arrested by Kyari are Yoruba's |
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Visits Bola Tinubu In London by Depressed101: 8:34pm On Aug 03, 2021 |
Jerryherd:

Buhari in London
Uhuru Kenyatta in London
Tinubu in London
Sanwo-Olu in London
Nnamdi Kanu in DSS underground cell
Intelligent Politicians like Bola Ahmed Tinubu Jagaban of Borgu knows to be President of a Commonwealth Country like Nigeria, you must lobby the western power bloc, from Chatham house, IMF, and other world leaders.. what better time to do so than during a Global Educational Summit
. got it, |
Food › Re: How Safe Is Macaroni/noodles After "Best Before Date"? by Depressed101: 7:07pm On Aug 03, 2021 |
Dat2jo: Hello Nairalanders. So I was gifted some food items. I just noticed that among them, 5 cartons of indomie and 5 cartons of Honeywell Macaroni both carry a 'best before date' of 2mnts ago (1st June 2021 and 3rd June 2021 respectively). How safe will it be for us to consume them? Or should we just dispose them off? Thanks why would someone gift you such kind of thing and you accepted, the best time to gift it to you was 3months ago.. Very pride and reject food wey them reject..  |
Politics › Re: Umar Gwandu: We Have Not Received Notice Of Abba Kyari's Arrest Warrant by Depressed101: 3:04pm On Aug 03, 2021 |
Monogamy:

So we defeat Nigeria media again..Sahara reporters,Gazette, shame on you
God will always win all the time asin eh |
Crime › Re: Vigilante Beaten To Death After He Accidentally Killed Outgoing Delta Chairman by Depressed101: 7:22am On Aug 03, 2021 |
Stupid community.. Lost two souls in just one day |
Romance › Re: Redpill Is Stupid! (pictures) by Depressed101: 11:00pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
Yusufisraelj: [s]Lols, you see your standards are faulty hence why your views for the red pill seems valid. It's born out of nonsense and methods that won't last.
It's only a guy who has not settled what I mentioned earlier and thorough with recognition that will fall into the hands of a terrible lady. Bkos people will come close to you based on:
i. who you are ii. What you have iii. Bkos you both have common enemies
If any gentleman fails to position people based on their commitment to him in all this categories and see them for who they are, then he's not wise bkos those who will be in category one will be very very few and the truest people he should really commit to, and he should make sure the woman he's falling for falls into that category bkos those in 2 and 3 will leave once they get what they want. Again there are methods around this. The Devil is in the details.
Once again the fact that a thing works doesn't make it right if the central coordinates of that truth does not promote pure human relation on both sexes.
The issue of pussy is not a problem for me just to address what you think is important to most men, but I've chosen to live a superior life. I can't condescend to the level of pigs, I'll only join my body with a deserving princess.[/s] get a life, there's more to life than redpill and simping, do what you want, |
Romance › Re: Redpill Is Stupid! (pictures) by Depressed101: 9:27pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
DONFRANSKID: I stand solid with red pill Infact I'm red pill plus To hell with anyone who hate red pill And for those of you says red piller have seen shit from women. I don't blame you at ALL they have all used your brains for sacrifice you can't reason like a man. But one day you will be liberated I have not seen any shit from any woman born of woman in fact I haven't been in a relationship all my life just so you know I'm not kid before say so. they always need to have an experience or two before they realize that their whole life have been a lie, |
Romance › Re: Redpill Is Stupid! (pictures) by Depressed101: 9:26pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
Yusufisraelj: You are trying to make sense but you're not. The red pill is a big time RUBBISH.
EVEN LIES SEEM TO BE TRUE, WHEN THEY WORK.
The red pill forgets to deal with a fundamental human issue which is self, for any gentleman to think healthily and not to be at the whims and caprices of an adulterous and vile lady, he must settle first the person of his being.
A guy who has not answer the question of his person, has self esteem issues which translates into the relationship and the outcome is bruises and pains from a woman that will always take advantage of him. The first thing to settle as a guy is your self esteem not to treat people like shit.
Even the challenge at first is that principally he's eyes for recognising a true lady is dead bkos he doesn't even know where he's going talk more who should fit in?
Secondly there are timeless principles that govern relationship, does the average guy understands that and live by it?
I doubt, most guys go into relationship bkos other are in it and they don't want to be left out, more so when they are in one, managing it becomes a problem bkos they think a lady is another guy and they treat her like a man.
Time will fail me to reply as appropriate. I've seen the red pill nonsense, it's based on psychological manipulation, a strategy built on falsehood always fails with time, falsehood was never design to last.
Employ strategies that will make you and your results timeless. i bet you have never seen a pussy once, just the ones you saw in your child age, get some pyssies and come tell us your experiences |
Romance › Re: Redpill Is Stupid! (pictures) by Depressed101: 9:22pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
No6ody: Your Redpill is making you reason abnormally! Stupid stuffs everywhere. I saw it on Nairaland, how they were objectifying women, you guys are stupid, women are humans also, they aren't Objects! Anyone who objectifies women is stupid, not a Redpiller... I'm tired of this your mentality! Yes, I'm a guy, but I don't support rubbish mentality. you mean women are stupid for objectifying themselves? ... Bros open your WhatsApp right now, i bet you all the women who posted their video / Pic are either touching their titties or showing off their asses, or using their eyes to ask you if you see their assets and if you want some.... Make post with brain, not with your deplated balls |
Education › Re: Students Who Killed Our Sacred Python Are In Grave Danger – Owerri Chief Priest by Depressed101: 9:20pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
Afriqan: See what idolatry has done to Africa... These people mumu no be small. Shut up if you don't understand... You must not talk |
Fashion › Re: Meet The Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria 2021 Contestants (Pictures) by Depressed101: 6:09pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
kaziblake: Obviously you didn’t go thru it...6 Yorubas girls is on that list yeah that's more like 2/10 Now you get the point? |
Fashion › Re: Meet The Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria 2021 Contestants (Pictures) by Depressed101: 5:41pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
Ah ah, why are they all ibos  |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ICPC Job Vs Lecturing Job by Depressed101: 2:45pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
Nigeriainpeace: Good day all, please you advise is highly needed on the above subject matter, which is better and which of them would you have gone for if offered the opportunity and ur reasons.
thanks.. icpc without thinking twice, you know why, don't act like you don't |
Romance › Re: I'm Avoiding Him Because I Get Hot Whenever He Is Around Me by Depressed101: 2:44pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
Juliusmomoh: Oga depressed How far na? Longtime oo your boy dey o, boss |
Romance › Re: My Experience As A Nigeria Truck Driver by Depressed101: 2:44pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
Lazy boy  common go back to your oga.. Causing nuisance in the village |
Romance › Re: I'm Avoiding Him Because I Get Hot Whenever He Is Around Me by Depressed101: 2:38pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
Juliusmomoh: "Nigeria girls are useless"...
I repeat
"nigeria girls are useless".
#Case close  ah bros relax na, this one no useless like that, |
Romance › Re: Mr Macaroni Is A Very Popular Nairalander by Depressed101: 2:34pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
Gentlethug: bro i understand u. But this particular guy ehn is very generous, i mean financially he has assited lots of nairalanders. He is no scammer, i'm convinced he is d one so what did you discuss with him? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Are Graduate Northerns Not Looking For Job Like Other Region by Depressed101: 2:32pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
legendine: Well...northerns are the ones distributing the job....
If any of them needs the job, he will have it
They are giving Southerners job from out of pity i have northern friends, who constantly tell anytime I need a slot, I should tell them.. It's so easy for them |
Travel › Re: Slay Queen Embarrassed By Bolt Driver For Not Paying, Boyfriend Couldn't Show Up by Depressed101: 2:26pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
Emmanuel909090: Your papa no get car, nobody for your family get car, your boyfriend no get car, but you will order a bolt and sit behind and be acting all rude.
But when a girl from a rich background request for a ride, you can tell, very humble and cordinated.
If aunty been sit down for front, come dey humble i believe the driver will let it slide.
#brokeproudslayer
There is no reward for marrying a poor girl, they are mostly rude, entitled and unappreciative. Girls from rich homes have better attutide and can appreciate a bottle of coke like a ticket to Miami, while poor girls can appreciate a trip to Miami like a sachet of pure water. this comment is underrated.. It should posted permanently on fp for all girls to see... True poor girls are a huge nuisances these days, if you ever cross their part, they are insultive, with no empathy, they are the ones that end up maiming their house helps when they finally manage to marry a símp who can do all their bidding ... |
Politics › Re: FBI Cannot Come To Nigeria To Arrest Abba Kyari — Mike Ozekhome by Depressed101: 2:13pm On Aug 02, 2021 |
I keep telling people, that Abba Kyari cannot and will not go to the US, fg won't and shouldn't allow that . That guy no matter what holds alot of secrets of national interests that cant be let out to a foreign government like USA... |
Politics › Re: Namadi Sambo Celebrates His 67th Birthday Today by Depressed101: 8:41am On Aug 02, 2021 |
ignis: May our career not be like the political career of a former Vice President - Namadi Sambo- who became deaf and dumb after spending 6 years as a vice president. Shut up, if he runs mouth, you will be the first to say e talks too much,.... So just shut up.. |
Politics › Re: DCP Abba Kyari's List Of Achievements (Photo) by Depressed101: 8:39am On Aug 02, 2021 |
ebony2011: He arrested kidnappers and armed robbers, what about fraudsters ? Shut up, if you don't have reasonable thing to Say |
Politics › Re: DCP Abba Kyari's List Of Achievements (Photo) by Depressed101: 8:38am On Aug 02, 2021 |
ogmask: Under prosecution na 99% of his achievement ba? What kinda thing is that. Only one or two pple jailed since he started his police work. I hope he is not catching innocent pple just to hype his career because naija police can do anything doable that's not his job, his job is to arrest notorious criminals and hand them over to the ig offi e for prosecution, i am more surprised all Boko Haram members arrested by him are still under investigation, not even prosecution... |
Politics › Re: DCP Abba Kyari's List Of Achievements (Photo) by Depressed101: 8:35am On Aug 02, 2021 |
AroleOduduwa2: I won’t be surprised if those awards were bought. He seem like a good cop, but I will like to know why he is yet to arrest any one from the north where banditry and terrorism has ravaged. Why only the southern most of which they kill extrajudicially. We don’t even know if they are guilty or not. they were not bought, he did all these things, he only arrests those he is sent to arrest |
Politics › Re: The Tribal Zigzag Republic - Senator Shehu Sani Calls out Nigerian Hypocrisy by Depressed101: 4:26pm On Aug 01, 2021 |
NigeriaNawa: I agree very true, that statement by miyeti Allah doesn't sit well, even if Kyari is, and shouldn't be extradited, should it be on the ground of tribe or the sovereignty of Nigeria?.. This country is so bleeped up they are all blinded by tribalism |
Politics › Re: Can The U.S Extradite Its Top Ranking FBI Agent To Any Country For Prosecution? by Depressed101: 4:12pm On Aug 01, 2021 |
seunmsg: Never. Dick Cheney committed a similar crime to what they have accused Abba Kyari of and he was never handed over to Nigeria despite the court case that was instituted against him.
Like I wrote on another thread, Abba Kyari knows too much about Nigeria’s security architecture. Handing him over to the US government May compromise our national security. As a result, I don’t think it is in the overall interest of Nigeria that he should be extradited to the US. He should be tried and punished in Nigeria. very intelligent analysis, you know Nigerians are generally blinded with wickedness and nepotism... They have successfully turned this into a tribal issue... With what's written on That fbi report if at all its real, the fbi has no case on Kyari, not because he didn't do something wrong, but because he is only answerable to the NPF.. They are the only one capable of giving him query.. If he is accused of bribery, what effontry does the US have to summon him, is he their citizen?, the best they could have done is send a report to IGP that he's cop is currupt... The fbi take us for a joke country, because we are clearly unserious |
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Was Stubborn - Mompha Tells Daddy Freeze (Video) by Depressed101: 3:52pm On Aug 01, 2021 |
GeneralPula: I didn’t realize how rich hushpuppi was until this Abba Kyari issh..
How can you be that rich with no super investments?
Dem curse the boy ni? no be that one dey bug me self.. My own is, how Can fraudster. A supposed BEC fraudster be doing transaction on Instagram? On Instagram not whatsapp o...  was he that dumb? |
Business › Re: Biggest Amount Of Money You Have Ever Lost In Life And Lessons Learnt From It by Depressed101: 9:12pm On Jul 31, 2021 |
MansoryMX: Lost 8.7 million to forex trading in 2015. Lost 540k to Sportybet, lost 300k to bad business. The list is endless. The funny thing is whenever I loss or lost money I laugh, shake it off and move ahead. I cannot come and kill myself true, I also console myself, with "if I can make this, I can make more, even higher, I just recently lost 800k,just three days ago to crypto futures, after making 3.7m... Lesson learnt... Never trade futures again, and also spend your money, like spend it on yourself, it's for living life afterall, not for keeps.... |
Politics › Re: Imagine If Hushpuppy Had Mentioned MNK - Eedris Abdulkarem[pics] by Depressed101: 8:39pm On Jul 31, 2021 |
NGpatriot: Just listen to this bigoted old forgotten singer and nuisance peddling bigotry and tribalism, they call themselves activists and they want a better Nigeria, but their actions and utterances are always the other way around.
How sad.. but it's true na, MKN haven't landed when he granted a press conference where he said IPOB leader was flying around in jets and was wearing designer wears... |