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360clips:
If anyone should pronounce Africa, what's the first that comes to your mind? Oh I know, Poverty, Sickness, Apes Dancing To Cannibalism, Backwardness, Stupidity, Madness e.t.c. . Thumps up to the person that named this continent, he really got the name for it's kind of people and kind of things that happen here.

mumu post

True talk... Forgive and forget, there's more in life than the present, nobody can see It all

Duru9:
Chooiii
Atleast his wife managed what he left behind well
And her late husband family seems responsible
They didn't share his properties and send the woman and kids away

Not so well, the guy was literally a billionaire

Havanatandt:
You fvcked

we never did, because we never saw each other. we dated on the phone for years ,until we lost contact

BruncleZuma:
Maduka just surround himself with scammers and praise singers...as the good book says, a fool and his money are easily separated.

he is a good man, but knows little about politics, and has not seen the test of time, he might fail on his first try. i see him coming back in yes to come

Jewingle:
So guys I will be brief..
I and my girl registered for this gym and we drive there everyday. Well she’s actually the girl I want to marry.. so something funny happened yesterday and I’m having a mixed feeling even though my mood changed.

The gym instructor (a guy) that takes them on training posted on his status of him cycling. My girl was with me watching and all of a sudden my girl said ‘this one go sabi Bleep well. E go day turn you upside down..’

I’m feeling that it’s disrespectful to say such in my presence or it’s just something to joke
about
We actually joke a lot but this kind joke don pass be careful

you should have chipped in "you go like test am ba"?

Hugomexis:
During the week,I made a visit to my bank to handle some little technicalities as regards my dollar account.

I got in,chatted with the the customer care agent for a while before he directed me to the person who could help rectify the issue.

I went into the office to behold a female banker behind the desk.Her facial features wasn't so prominent as she had a mask on.

'welcome.Good afternoon',she said as she saw me.

'Thank you.Good afternoon.I'm Hugomexis.I have an issue I would like you to solve'.

As she was helping me rectify the issue,she pulled down her mask under her jaw.She said it slightly obstructed her breathing.My God she was so pretty with bright,piercing eyes and finely shaped lips.

As I was still admiring her,news report about Davido and his shenanigans came up from the TV in her office.They were dissecting his matter on one TVC entertainment show .

I was watching it when she casually quipped in

'I hope you're not irresponsible like him'.

I laughed and asked her how.She said it's only an irresponsible man that will go about impregnating different women.

I assured her I was responsible.In fact,I don't have time for such.we chatted for some time on different other issues.I found her quite versatile as she had something tangible to say on each topic we discussed.

When she was done rectifying my issue,I told her it'd be nice to see her some other time,away from her working hours of course.I asked for her number.To my surprise,she wrote it down on a sheet of paper and passed it to me.I picked it up,dialled her number and made sure she saved it before bidding her fare well.

I called her today in the morning and we spoke at length on trivial issues.I asked her if she could come to my place tomorrow but she declined,stating she would prefer to meet in a public place.

I suggested if we could go watch movies and she was fine with it.Tomorrow,we'd have fun.

mumu simp... She prolly saw your balance and became chatty with you.

EmekusTHEgreat:
I hope he's not dissing DMX

did DMX die broke?

sapphiere:
Dear mothers, by no means should you leave your girl child in the custody of a man be it her father.

mumu post, we know that women are the greatest child molesters, their victims never get justice because they don't take them serious

Alejoas:
To make billions?

Ye very much, he's a celebrity runs boy and receives favors from very rich people, where do you think he gets the nerve to send money to people who tattoo his name on themselves

Mix

prettyheart:
Since ladies are not really the swallow type like the way guys are, let's hear from them. What is your favourite swallow?


(1) Pounded Yam.
(2) Akpu.
(3) Semo.
(4) Amala.
(5) Wheat.
(6) Tuwo.
(7) Starch.
( Garri.

Eba

Alejoas:
i still remember hushpuppi recently, as bad as e bad, he didnt leave any legacy project with his money to help the youths from his hood. Only in Nigeria Will you see people with money with no probable source. Our range of lithium powerbank for laptop can guarantee you between ten to twenty four hours of work on your laptop. Can charge phone, light, fan etc. Since quality education is not available, miracle has taken the place of research. I guess people are praying already in your own neighbourhood church already

what are you trying to say, Bob is hardworking man.. I mean he's got his craft together

I actually ended up having a very strong relationship with someone this way.. I loved the way she talked and loved the way I talked too, we clicked

AdeOri99:
lol, it's been more than a day i last eat now, that is even my main cause of worry.

i do work as a labourer on sites whenever there is work ongoing, but that is no longer available now, and i am an extreme introvert, can't do more than that.

you have a thread where you claimed you can double peoples money two weeks ago

WeNoGoDie:
Please ask him why then is he still remaining in the US.

mumu question, from an angle he is right, the major reason why any one would choose to leave Nigeria is the quality of life and that comes at a cost, which is higher cost of living, and an extra struggle to succeed.

AdeOri99:
I don't even have money for that.
Thanks anyway, for your contribution, talking with people is better.

you don't have 150naira?

Karleb:
Excellent suggestion.

I will even advice the he should watch a movie at the cinema, have sexx with a hooker, enjoy a good meal before exiting.

The best way to die is in the sleep.

Whenever I wake up from a deep and sound sleep I always feel if I had passed to the other side, it would have been peaceful.

I'm curious tho, why is your moniker Depressed when you know how to enjoy life?

i use to be depressed, but not anymore

Amotolongbo:
The police are the ones burning their stations or arranging their stations to be burnt. They kuku don’t have anything to lose.

I suspect the police are playing a foul game on the government that their armory were looted during the invasion and burning of their stations so that they can have the guns to themselves to start wrecking havoc with it.(mind you, they’ve already claimed the guns have been stolen during the invasion)

[b]Let the FG threaten the policemen that any station burnt will have [color=crimson]all[/color] the officers in it sacked and jailed, this madness will stop

[/b] gbam! But this fg is senseless I will not be surprised if they themselves are behind it, they've done more funnier stage play than this

AdeOri99:
I think this is better, it will never be thought of as suicide, it may be diagonised as a mistake, i hope paracetamol will do.

I don't watch football though.

Thanks.

i know you don't watch football, that's why I said you should watch it before you go on that journey, at least just to know how it feels watching football. It is very important that you watch it In crowded viewing center

AdeOri99:
What is holding me back is because i don't want history to repeat itself.

My mum commited suicide, when my dad fell sick and died, shortly after i was born, i don't want a repition, that is why i need an alternative.

I have really think it through, and this is the best decision i can come up with, there is really nothing holding me back.

Nothing really is, i'm just thinking of an alternative from suicide.

I'm in an hunger spree already, but i doubt hunger do kills.

overdosing on tablet is stealth way to die, and also painless cyanide.. I will advice you don't take any of those until you've watch the champions league matches in a viewing centre, then if you don't change your mind, you can go ahead

ikllbrokehoes:
I'm not saying he shouldn't talk but revealing too much doesn't make any sense, their are some things he should have just kept private.

things like what!!!!

ikllbrokehoes:
Jazzy should keep shut abeg, dude just dey talk too much like woman

you should shut up

Perverts everywhere....

Ekealterego:
Poor you, this people chop 75 pounds in 3 hours while you dey chop 75 pounds in 2 months. Bros, hustle make you comot that country.

mumu thinking, how much is 75£ going to solve for you in the uk... Is any money worth your children's peaceful existence??

What a mess of citizen you are

Obascoetubi:
Why i didn't hear about her again?

she's still making her money quietly

opera1:
This is MICE and not grasscutter

African giant rat ,not mice

Bornsinner7:
You don't have to make him understand that he did not do you wrong..

But if you insist take him to a spot buy him a bottle of hero and one big chicken.. then explain to him that you understand why he chickened out

don't do this

Request for billions to fight insecurities... what a rekted country.... sharp fund format

Fremantle:
Once in a while no matter how quiet u re u should let lose sometimes.

yes

Amarahly:
1st sentence: Very true

How exactly is letting people mess with me an attribute of strength it could be true in a way but It's not the kind of strength I'll like to possess

because confronting offenders will not always turn out favorably for you... and by not confronting ,you are saving alot of time and energy to do more positive things...

seanfer:
The FG under the PDP led Administration paid over 99billion as damages after the court judgement in favor of Odi. Only few elites from that part share the money.

chei