₦airaland Forum

Dpleaser:
why do u av to go through that expensive and risky process to get rid of cataract. when there is a qualitative and cheap treatment process that can get it cured without a single operation.
if you are interested, you can call Mr Sodiq on 08134869039

theNOISEmaker:
Has anyone here had cataract surgery or knows anybody who had it?
And how much does cataracts surgery and ioL lens implant cost in Nigeria?

farem:
So when you were enjjoying borehole drilling left right and centre by perfect (six-pack, 9-inches) men, you nor complain, it's now that the hole has been over drilled you now want one innocent man to come and lost inside your bottomless pit?
Ko le werk!

daddytime:
We are gradually getting there...very soon it'll become "I need a man".

Dem no dey tell man na only him go decide.

NobleAngell:
If you find yourself always attracting only a particular set of people, then you need to look inwards. But anyways, i can only wish you well.

martineverest:
nowadays,when a Nigerian knows he is guilty,they show no remorse.

my neighbor who has been in France for 15 years. gave his house to his friend and his family freely.this dude and his family stayed in this house for almost 14yrs and were owing electricity bill of about 200k.whwn my neighbor came back to Nigeria,he noticed the huge debt accrued and how unkempt his house was.he asked his friend to leave...funnily enough,his friend got angry and couldn't thank my neighbor for allowing him stay in his house for 14 good years

Olawalesmarter:
Nairaland is full of Ignorant fools and illiterates, it is very hard to see a sensible comment on Nairaland, reading comments on Nairaland Usually irritate me and the funniest thing is that they all think they are making sense and they know better when in Reality they are just showing their stupidity, ignorance, Hatred and illiteracy. USA owe China Trillion of Dollars, the total Amount of Money the top ten countries owe China is not even up to 100 Billions and they started Wailing and Calling their Country and Continent all sort of names, if you are insulting your country and you are crying because your country owe China 4.5 billion dollars that a single person can pay off in Nigeria, then what should USA Citizens call their country for owing China Trillions of Dollars? . 70% of Nigerians are just ignorant and Educated illiterates

Olawalesmarter:
Many Nigerians are just Dullard, We owe China just 4.5 billion dollars and they all became Wailers and cry babies. One man in Nigeria will pay that debt, Nigeria have no problem with China as long as we make sure we don't have too much Debt with them.

cucumbae:
Other African countries uses their debt judiciously but nigerian government uses it debt to fund buhari's campaign.

Kingerons:
Hahahaha guy how did you know? I'm a Uniben student

Kingerons:
If you attended a Nigerian University, you must have definitely met some if not all of these people in one case or the other.

People You Will Meet In The University

1. The Bookworms

5.0 Or Nothing! These set of people are the ‘SCHOLARS’. All they are concerned about is their studies, getting their First Class and graduating as the best.

Getting a B in a course is like torture to them. They are after the A’s.

2. The Party Freaks

Update!!! These ones are always aware of the hottest and trending parties on campus. They usually upgrade to become party organizers. They are never in school, and when they are, they are advertising one party or the other. Always ready for turn-up.

3. The Politicians

Their major aim from the day they enter school is to be involved in school politics. They are the SUG candidates, Faculty executives, etc. Anywhere and anything concerning politics, you must see them there. They are usually very popular.

4. Borrow Borrow

‘Borrow Borrow make me rich’. These are the set of people you will meet in the university that are always borrowing. They can borrow from money, to books, to cloth and even pot. In short, they can borrow for Africa.

5. Library Customer

You will be sure to always find these ones in the Library. “Baba, Howfar I wan go jack abeg, I dey come”. You can never see them without their backpacks, loaded with books.



6. The sons of Noah


https://myinformationdesk.com/people-you-will-meet-in-the-university/

Maromark:
Football structure will take blame of 20% but you can't explain the successes of our junior teams that always gets to semis and finals at international level. When it get the senior team we can't even pass group stages. Mikel, kanu where very young and there was progression through the ranks. Where is Chris santus Macaulay? Most of them are old and already in their prime at these junior competitions. If we have young raw talent, Nigeria will benefit no matter the structure.

joxxy01:
south Africans are composed defensively, hope this guys calm Down and play

khunz:
Half Time

joxxy01:
I really don't have any

joxxy01:
live right now

amahthelma:
*Atiku can only deceive Indomie generation. I vividly remember, in 1999 this was the tenure Obasanjo and Atiku were in power. The ASUU strike lasted for 5months. Again in 2001 while the same Obasanjo and Atiku were still in power, another ASUU strike was called on, which didn't end until after 3months.. Fast forward. In 2003 ASUU was also on strike which lasted for another 6 months. All these period were during Obasanjo/ Atiku era. To add injury to the poor Nigerian students during their time, both Obasanjo and Atiku were selling Nigeria assets to build their private Universities. Atiku can only fool those who don't think straight by promising to end ASUU strike If elected all in the name to win we nigerian student over. If we Nigerians can see things clearly we will know ASUU strike has been politicized which means those ASUU union are all fighting for their pocket and they are all working for PDP that is why they haven't agreed to any agreement made by the FG*

babyfaceafrica:
lolz...who are these lawmakers deceiving?...eye service at play...nansense..if we say they should reduce their salary now..all hell will break lose..how can someone serving us earn more than us?

Ipheyemmy01:
This our news people self, how can the staffs of an agency be celebrating when their boss is sacked and the only reason you can link to that is because he is in the opposition to one of the governors and not even his direct employer. Are all TEFUND staffs APC members. Our media are causing more harm than good to the society due to the kind of news they dispensed to the society. Where is "investigative journalism "

lonelydora:
All of you bashing Igbos with their list, are you people aware there is something called Tradition?

Could it be these lists is why Igbo women stay in marriage no matter the situation. They don't cheat, they don't run away when the situation goes wrong.

Igbo amaka. Marry an Igbo woman and have absolute peace in your marriage.


IGBO AMAKA!

slawomir:
Isoright

We Bini nor dey do this rubbish

Just pay 25 naira the girl is yours

BUt if you fuckkkk up begin treat the girl anyhow then the niggarzz in the girl's family go make sure say your head rolll

Marotzke:
Rangers International Enugu ,are the only old school F C surviving .
Down memory lane
Raccah Rovers kano.
IICC shooting stars Ibadan.
Mighty Jets Jos
Stationery Stores Lagos .
Calabar Rovers Calabar
Spartans Owerri.
Sharks Port Harcourt .
Bendel Insurance ;Benin.
New Nigerian Bank. Benin.
First Bank Lagos ( fatai Amao)
ACB Lagos ( Monday Odiaka )
Class B
Vasco Dagama Enugu.
Femo Scorpions Eruwa.
Leventis United Ibadan
Abiola Babes Abeokuta .
Flash flamingoes Benin.
Makwanda FC Numan. ( Gongola)
BCC lions Gboko.
Iwuanyanwu nationale Owerri.
Asabatex fc Asaba.
Morning Stars Onitsha.
El kanemi Maiduguri.
JIB Rocks Jos


All the other ones are indomie boys.

PurplePatch:
They like to wear glasses, form ITK, form for fellow guys, hang stethoscope inside their cars even keke, form too gentle, date and marry fellow medical students, l[/color[b]]ook down on students doing other courses, and finally usually form too important to people around them when they finally become doctors.
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[color=#000099]My people I lie?