₦airaland Forum

noleflendum:
Did you know that Labour Party doesn’t have an office in Kano, a state with over 5,000,000 registered voters, not only that the party doesn’t have a single candidate in the whole 44 local governments in the state, and the story is so very similar in at least 25/36 states and FCT.

https://twitter.com/BashirAhmaad/status/1535993852976414720

Anny505:
No dey give us cold zobo for here oo. Everybody knows that UFC fighters are under paid. Usman doesn't even earn as much as £250k per fight and you are talking about £2.5m

Ever wonder why nigga is inching for a fight in a boxing ring with Jake Paul

AmazingELixir:



Kamaru Usman the only positive name known globally to come from up NuT, unfortunately the shine is taken away from the fact that the champ was nurtured and brought to limelight abroad....his brothers have taken over our forests chasing wildlife away and terrorizing Nigerians.

NB: for those quoting me left right and centre, if you can't provide proof of the home town of Kamaru's father Rtr. Major Mohammed Nasiru Usman just walk on by.

There are several cases of person of northern extractions that settled down south and started their familIes there example are bound in Agege, Ibarapa, Enugu, kwara , Elele etc.

AntiWailer:
Lol. Very ignorant generation.

President Obama

President Bush

President Trump

That is how Americans address their Presidents Ex or Current.

No big deal or need for a dumb conspiracy theory.

iCauseTrouble:
If you're a Peter Obi supporter, refuse the narrative that claims the North will never vote a Southerner.
They're peddling it as a mind game, to dampen your spirit.
In 1993, the North voted MKO Abiola over their own son, Bashir Tofa.
Everybody wants a better life.

8BitGee:
She's clearly a terrible person. This issue happened some while ago and she still feels it's ok to rationalise what she did. It says a lot about herself and how she was raised. To think she's half Nigerian too. Horrible!

Asianjollof007:
Wike is the only man that can transform this country if given chance, the only man that won't bow to the northerners. He has this quality i have never seen in other southern aspirants, love him or hate him wike is a bold and strong man.

Wizzyonyxphoenix:
how can? I dont even have any other symptoms to show i have such. Please cancel out this one biko.

dre11:
https://www.pulse.ng/news/politics/pdp-primaries-wike-yet-to-congratulate-atiku-despite-his-vow-to-support-winner/dkmx6yx

Rastaramsey:
Oba of Benin dey support this thief sef

Omo this man don do money for all the obas

We no want this thief jare

Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Blakpot:
Respect to elders has nothing to do with footballing ability.

Zero correlation!

yanabasee:
If Yeye Bello becomes the next Nigerian president.... I will conclude that God just want to punish Nigerians....



What sort of uselessness is this that a well known incompetent Buffon will be pushing himself to be a president without looking back to see the nonsense he's leaving behind in Kogi state.

Makanike:
A jihadist denying what he initially said just like the Nigerian police force
I fear who no fear north


Spit

GraciousGod190:
I am 38 years old and have never had a girlfriend, never dated before. What I do is visit brothel and back to my house, this habit have been with me since I was a young boy and sometimes I envy those people who actually talk about their ex.

You see it's not like I can't get a girl but I have one physical problem that's keeping them away from me, some only tag along because of my money. But when I stop giving them, they stop coming close.

Some cover their nose when I try gisting them, one even insulted me that I get mind o, to open my smelling mouth to gist her.

This is getting suicidal, the funny thing is I always join people to jubilate that "THOSE WHO DONT HAVE GIRLFRIEND HAS PEACE OF MIND" but deep inside me I know am a reject and I wished I had one.

As for my physical deformity have tried everything but its seems not to work. I'm feeling suicidal, loneliness every night and day.

After dressing nice wearing good perfumes, The thing is once I open my mouth and they see my teeth, it's over.. because of that I try as much to be on my own to avoid insult.

naptu2:
Olusoji Fasugba came after that period. Click on the link and read the thread and you'll see the period that I'm referring to.

naptu2:
Olapade Adeniken
Innocent Egbunike
Henry Amike
Sunday Uti
Maria Usifo
Davidson Ezinwa
Osmond Ezinwa
Mary Onyali
Falilat Ogunkoya
Chidi Imoh
Daniel Philips Effiong
Kayode Oluyemi
Sunday Bada
Fatima Yusuf
Tina Iheagwam
Beatrice Utondu
Christy Opara-Thompson
Charity Opara
Chioma Ajunwa
Adewale Olukoju
Yusuf Ali
Faith Idehen
Tony Osheku
Victor Omagbemi
Mary Tombiri
Rufina Uba
Francis Obikwelu
Glory Alozie
Bisi Afolabi
Omolade Akinremi
Omotayo Akinremi
Uchenna Emedolu
Deji Aliu
Seun Ogunkoya
Jude Monye
Clement Chukwu
Angela Atede
Airat Bakare
Chima Ugwu
Vivian Chukwuemeka
Mercy Nku

https://www.nairaland.com/3311202/golden-age-nigerian-athletics-videos

siofra:
Why do they pretend like they don't like false lashes on ladies?

Ever since I fixed it on Saturday, I've not been able to rest.

I get at least 10 toasters a day.

But online all of them pretend to hate it. Why

NasCarter:
I am a 28yo medical student still in 400L and i am feeling like i am too old..
Stop this nonsense needless self pity, only you knew how many of youths wishing they're in your place.
At same, I was in same Level studying Optometry. Money was scarce, studying was getting boring but I knew those would not stand in my way to achieve my goal after 6+Ex yrs.
Since, I graduated I've never been out of work unless by my choice.
Keep your dream going and you 'll smile in a few years and the rest of your life.

IDIOTmoderators:
Over aged players.

Ghostwon7:
The Oba of Benin doesn't travel lightly, he travels rarely and mostly for official business, not for mondain things.
The Oba of Benin didn't go to Abuja for a party unlike some galivanting glorified priest who retitled themselves into king. The Oba of Benin was there to discuss serious matters.

I would like you guys to show some intelligence before making comments. The imperial palace of Benin is not a prison, the emperor goes on visits, just not for frivolous matters unlike some "monarchs" in the southwest who attend every party.
There is no Benin tradition which states the Oba can not leave his palace, actually some of his ancestors were warrior kings who lead armies on the battlefield.
I don't know why social media and nairaland in particular always has so many idiotic commentators.

ictplotter:
This oba is just violating all the Bini traditions.

Mooh247:




I see Osinbajo convincingly winning any Election in Edo... But I doubt APC Edo State Delegates are for him


Edo APC members are broke, competence is not their interest but stomach infrastructure.
They will collect coins and go with the highest bidder.

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Born2Breed:


You fall Edo hand. Na you dem just use take play bebeye like this.

Are you sure the kids are yours?

If yes, then go there with full force and collect your kids. Them not dey kpai custom officer?

I swear u be ozuor.

Milli10:
I had this girl who was once my girlfriend. We dated for seven months, and what we shared and had then was magical. On the sixth month of our relationship, she told me she was going to travel to our neigboring state, Owerri and never knew when she was going to come back

I granted her wish, but when this girl came back a few weeks later, she became the opposite of the girl I used to know and love. She would promise to come visit me in my house but would fail to come.. This continued for days and I got tired of the "incessant promise and fail". I had to give up on her and move on with my life

It's been three years since I broke up with her( yes I broke up with her cos I thought she herself had lost feelings for me that's why she never wanted to come and see me again), and in between those years, my friends told me she's married cos they would see her baby bump when she was pregnant..

Just last week, she sent me a friend request on Facebook and started telling me how she has missed me and would like us to meet again. I checked her Fb profile, I got to realise she's got two kids, and in a relationship with the man she was pregnant and delivered for.

This girl has been on my neck, looking for ways to see me again. She says she misses me everyday and wants to have sex with me, and guess what folks? I'm gonna give her what she wants in full package regardless her marriage or single mum status.. I don't give a f**k what people have to say. I'm gonna give it to her how ever she wants it cos myself, I have missed her t***. "Who never f***ed up, should pls don't bash me"

chaddy16:
That girl looks 31 and not 19.
Nigeria and this age fraud.