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We should be thinking of the likes of Donald Duke..

saiNDAvengers:
This opportunist of a photographer again.

If a soldier don't die by the bullet na fatigue go kill am


Enough of all these unnecessary glorification and idolization of people in their paid profession.

"Opportunist photographer" ? Some of you belong to Yaba left or Aro or Uselu. I hope you didn't escape from one of these?
You should wish she can spare you a part time job to save you from this frustration

Power was privatised by PDP govt to companies that have no capacity to generate and distribute....same companies treat Nigerians just as NEPA did.
Why are blaming Fashola? Govt is no longer generating or distributing power but to provide them with enabling environments to function. But are they reciprocating govt and people's gesture?

While the Olympics Football team of Nigeria for 1996 was called Dream Team came as a result of the quality of players of that age group available to Nigeria at that time. It's not because they were dreaming of Olympic gold. After all, it wasn't Nigeria's first participation in Olympics Football (1968 Olympics, Nig 3 vs 3 Brazil), Nigeria played in "1980 & 1988 Olympics too.)
One of the best local coaches then, Willie Bazuaye was assigned to raise a quality U-23 team for Nigeria for the qualifiers. He started with mostly local players who almost stumbled after a goalless draw against Kenya in Lagos in 1995.
Meanwhile, from the World Champion Golden Eaglets of Japan 1993, the generation of Kanu Nwankwo, Wilson Oruma, Celestine Babayaro at al, there were quality young players some of whom had already secured contracts in Europe, even the Super Eagles of Tunisia 1994, that won the AFCON, had the likes of Okocha, Taribo West, Oliseh, Dan Amokachie etc. football fans were dreaming of seeing these array of quality young players playing at the Olympics and a high chance of probability of good showing since most of them have been champions already.
So, after that wobbly performance of the original U-23 team against Kenya, NFA was under pressure to bring in these players for the return leg in Mobassa. Everyone who was aware of our football from '85 till that '95 could call the names of the players who should be that team. So , NFA just had to do the needful. When the team appeared in Kenya, it was different from the team the Kenyans played against in Lagos (they were dreaming of beating Nigeria for the first time).
After 90mins, it was Nigeria 3:0 Kenya. In fact, the Kenyan players were requesting autographs from Okocha and Co.
In their final qualifying match in Lagos against Egypt, when we saw the line-up on TV, it was unanimous that that was the team we had dreamth of having. Their display against Egypt which end 3:2 in favour of Nigeria and 1:1 away in Egypt confirmed the players as the "Dream Team".
It was after their success in Atlanta "96 that every other U-23 team for Olympics kept the name as "Dream Team". So, Dream Team came to be due to the collection of quality players in the team not because they were dreaming. They were "our Dream Team. I was a 300L student in UNIBEN that year.

vizkiz:

1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an
argument when she knows she is right and you need to
shut up. Believe me bro nothing is fine when she says this

2) Nothing: means “Something” and you need to be
worried. Put on your best behavior and act remorseful. Lol

Very true...

3) Go Ahead: this is a dare, not permission, don’t do it. Abort I repeat Abort.

4) Whatever: A women’s way of saying screw you. I guess all guys are used to this already

5) That’s Ok: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bro you are in trouble

6) Wow: This is not a compliment; she’s amazed that
one person could be so stupid. They mostly do this and don't reply the next message till probably 4 hours time

7) Awwwwww: They usually do this when you say something sweet. Translation be fooling yourself mumu. And you will be saying in your mind (chai...this babe is feeling)

8.) KK: Bro when a lady replies you with this on a chat, just forget it i mean forget it you are gone

9) Hian: What does this even mean. Nitori olorun

10) Ishhh: Seriously where did this even come from? Who created this.

Ladies please help out

Very true

Good morning NLers,
please can lawyers in the house help me out? Is there any law, fed or state, that mandates Nigerians in diaspora to pay taxes in Nigeria? if any, what is the tax for or on?
Pls, let the teenagers and overgrown teenagers with itching fingers keep their fingers away from typing and just read to learn from those that know Thank you

AntiWailer:
Franklin Bobo.

Au old are u?

Jonathan gave Buhari Political Voice ?

U need to take ur drugs and stop weed.

Omo, this is wokedly ruthless

MrEverest:
Dont mind the zombies, this is just the beginning of their suffering, by the time the dullard ruins everything and they are faced with starvation maybe thats when they would sense.

Once upon a time -

- The court was invaded by Fayose's thugs and a judge terribly assaulted, it was normal.

- Governors who had immunity like the President were stopped from entering Ekiti, there was nothing wrong.

- Fayemi a sitting governor with immunity, was tear-gassed and assaulted by Mobile Policemen, it wasn't bad.

- 7 members of a 26-member Ekiti House of Assembly impeached a Speaker, nothing spoil.

- Fayose's supporters ably covered by the Jonathan police blocked All major roads that lead to Ado Ekiti, it was very vèry okay.

- Now when the account of a governor being investigated for diverting the commonwealth of his poor & helpless people is frozen.............

SeverusSnape:
Whether this report Is true or not, One thing is for sure - Dullardeen will fail as always. You can't silence all oppositions in the 21st century.

Once upon a time -

- The court was invaded by Fayose's thugs and a judge terribly assaulted, it was normal.

- Governors who had immunity like the President were stopped from entering Ekiti, there was nothing wrong.

- Fayemi a sitting governor with immunity, was tear-gassed and assaulted by Mobile Policemen, it wasn't bad.

- 7 members of a 26-member Ekiti House of Assembly impeached a Speaker, nothing spoil.

- Fayose's supporters ably covered by the Jonathan police blocked All major roads that lead to Ado Ekiti, it was very vèry okay.

- Now when the account of a governor being investigated for diverting the commonwealth of his poor & helpless people is frozen.............

This is what i have to say "A scientist or group of people who don't believe there's God, is Intellectually Arrogant and Spiritually Bankrupt".
A pastor or Christian who doesn't believe in science is Spiritually Arrogant and Intellectually Bankrupt" ---Osaye

socialmediaman:
But Why is it that after all these training/discipline, they still grow up to become our political leaders of nowadays who steal, kill and do all sorts of things that the parents didn't teach them?

When we become adults, we make Our decisions which are influenced by the current environments and circumstances where
Our politicians know that there is no punishment for crimes committed by vips in Nig. Hence, they fall for the temptation.

swtdrms:
My sister, i wouldn't know what exactly to say, but there's something i'll want you to know. Men generally patronise outer beauty for sex. But they patronise inner beauty when they are ready to settle down. And girl with both inner and outer beauty is going to be the craving of every man. Averagely beautiful girl and not beautiful at all get married every saturday while the very beautiful ones are still searching for husbands. Gerrit?

Absolutely right....op this the lesson you need to learn.
Outwards beauty s without inward quality are mostly for display and show off. Once a guys realized that the pretty girls lacks inner quality he dumps her and moves on.

The "Pen is mightier than the sword/gun" is the slogan we used to hear back in the days. But apart from broadcasts media nowadays, the print media have "Sold their Pen" for Naira and political appointments to the people who they are supposed to put on under their feet. Very few "iron-hearted" thorough bred print journalists remain in the print media.

2dugged:
was there investigative journalism before?

News Watch under Dele Giwa and Co started out as Investigative journalist even Dele Giwa was murdered by IBB the journal continued with it.
Tell Magazine was the next major Investigative Journal of the 90s and early 2000s with likes of Osa Director and Co. It fragmented as some staff broke off to start their own investigative journal which competed with Tall but both have fizzled out. The present generation of reporters are mostly "brown envelope" journalists with very shallow contents laced poor expression of grammar and tenses. Lots of respectable jounalists of the 60s -90s were reputed for their investigative reporting, deep content and quality construction and ecpressoon of English language.
I pity this generation, short-cut mentality and lack of attention to details will rub them of quality in all aspects of life including journalism.

Shuoooo, una wan kill person? Too much laff day head and back cramp oh

Errand boy of Thief Lucky Igbinedion, Wizard Tony Aneni, Third Tom "Loser" Ikimi.
These Thieves are waiting for their own share monthly allocation from Federal allocation the Edo state.
POI will be stranded even if he wins. These old crocs are not interested in the people. Sorry POI.

TruthHurts1:
MRI test results can be faked. This is because FIFA does not carry out MRI tests during age grade competitions. They rather ask the the respective national football associations to carry out the MRI test before competition and submit the results to FIFA. So nobody knows whether the results submitted to FIFA are genuine or whether it has been forged. It is very possible to do an MRI of a genuine 16 year old boy and give it to a 20 year old man to use as his own.

HOW YOU TAKE KNOW, YOU DEY THERE? OLOFOFO

phabulous88:
Hope you have a copy of the recordings? Invite your family and hers for a Get-together' and play the recording. Thereafter, ask her to leave your house in their presence. Don't listen to their pleas, just get your daughter and leave the house.

Women sha!

THIS IS THE STAR ADVISE FOR THIS EVIL WIFE AND HER SIBLINGS. I HOPE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO ACT THIS OUT...PLS GET PLAIN CLOTHES POLICEMEN NEARBY for immediate and intervention to forestall violence

Make una tell this man say "the shit wey PDP shit for 16yrs na Im dey smell for Nigeria now and ordinary people dey collapse from bad economic smell their shit throway.

MichaelDee:
Dr.Aluko has a pending question to answer and the question is how does the sodiers depolyed to ekiti during the election influence the voting process- Channels Sunday Politics' Presenter.
All these people are on the page, no governor or president use their to run election but government funds and if u doubt me, let opposition party take their seat, then u will see the raggae dance. Can Oshiomole tells us that Edo coming election, he won't tamper with Edo State funds? Amaechi took money to rivers for election at the expense of nigerians when the government was telling us "no money". Use of public funds is part of political office holder in this country. Fayose must face his own and also anyone who practice it irrespective of his or her party.

What the money was used for is a secondary issue, the primary issue here the source of the money and actual purpose the money was meant for.
It's money meant to buy much needed arms for soldiers to fight a devastating insurgence war that was embarrassing Nig while soldiers were "fighting" monsters with empty guns.
It was Fayose's attempt to rope in Zenith Bank into his campaign funding that further exposed his stupidity and other secrets.

wowmenow:
Buhari can not manage his apc members in the legislature
How can he manage Nigerians
All he knows how to do it appoint northerners everywhere

Ignorance!!! Buhari is not party chairman of APC, so hide your ignorance from public view

Ohhh, what a shame. Before GEJ became president, Oshiomhole was even more popular than Obasanjo on account of his Labour activism and fight with Obasanjo. How can Ikimi be telling us such lies?
As for Oshiomhole's 2nd term, the Oba of Benin called Jonathan and told him to start clear of the elections and let the people decide their fate during Jonathan's campaign visit to the Oba. Anenih was not allowed to enter the Oba's guest room while the Oba talked with Jonathan.
Ikimi is broke and he needs access the Edo purse through Ize-Iyamu...these are the people who share Edo huge IGR of 20bn that Oshiomhole has developed with help of the likes of Obaseki is mgt team.

ak47yong:
GUY MY BROTHER WAS JUST ROBBED BY MMM TODAY. After putting in his savings of 200k they told him he is a minor and refused his get help request. My question is if he was a minor why did they accept his money in the first place, as it stands they still haven't given him his money and have outright stated that he is getting no bonus BEWARE MMM IS A SCAM DONT MAKE MY BROTHERS MISTAKE

We are saying the same thing, I was teasing the young people on NL who were attacking the op when he raised the alarm.
MMM are modifications of the Wonder Banks of the 80s and 90s. They keep resurfacing after people have forgotten about their past attrocities and a new generation of ignorant youths are on the scene.

halfricanadian:
Some people that are wicked,selfish,self centred, full of themselves,never contentend nd many bad words u can imagine made it so

You are quite right...self-centred people are the cause and they are the ones who points accusing fingers first when their plans or desires fails to succeed

Pictures have emerge online of Mother rat that fought with a snake to save her litter that was snatched by a hungry snake...

Proving size doesn’t matter, this mother rat took on a ferocious snake in an attempt to save her baby from becoming its dinner.

The mama rodent refused to let her child be snatched away by the snake - which was about five times bigger than her - when he grabbed in its jaws.

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Released: The snake eventually let go of the baby rat (Facebook/Rojas Montecinos Evy)

Using all her motherly instinct, the rat chased after the snake as it tried to slither away, forcing the hungry serpent to release the baby from its grasp.

With the baby now freed, its mother continued to chase the snake into the undergrowth, making sure he would not come back for a second bite.

Lucky escape: The mama rat carried her baby to safety (Facebook/Rojas Montecinos Evy)

The tiny baby initially sat motionless after its encounter but it soon started moving - right before his mum picked him up and carried him off to safety.

Rojas Montecinos Evy, who captured the dramatic moment on film, described what she witnessed as an “amazing act of love from a mother”.

She added: “It was a moment of much distress and emotion.”


https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mother-rat-saved-her-baby-075407941.html?nhp=1

STADIUM AND STREETS FLOODED IN CHINA....IT'S ACCEPTED AS NATURAL DISASTER ELSEWHERE IN THE WORLD BUT, WHEN IT HAPPENS IN EDO PDP PEDDLERS WILL RAIN THEIR FRUSTRATIONS ON OSHIOMHOLE....








https://uk.news.yahoo.com/football--heavy-rain-turns-stadium-into--bathtub-131457105.html

STADIUM AND STREETS FLOODED IN CHINA....IT'S ACCEPTED AS NATURAL DISASTER ELSEWHERE IN THE WORLD BUT, WHEN IT HAPPENS IN EDO PDP PEDDLERS WILL RAIN THEIR FRUSTRATIONS ON OSHIOMHOLE....

sumborri:
The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed. I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad. I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder allover her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips. With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered.

Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen. I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously. I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy. No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge. He works in a univerisity as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.

You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.

From that day, she won't pick my calls, I went to her house, she bolted the door, her mum called me to shout at me and accuse me of being childish and almost harming her daughter. Her friends have been calling me to tell me am a devil. Yet nobody remembers what she herself did to me. I have called, sent messages , sent my friends , sent I am sorry gifts yet this babe has hardened her heart. Saying I am vengeful and could kill her if given the chance. What can I do to remedy the situation.


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

Since you have apologised and she didn't accept, stay away and keep to yourself for a while. If neither her nor her folks calls you to resolve the matter, forget about her. If you keep begging, you put yourself in vulnerable position and they will give you conditions that undermines your rights and authority in the future and she can manipulate you for the rest of your life.
If she doesn't come back. Move on!

PRYCE:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/02/hundreds-apc-members-defect-pdp-edo/

Una see lies? 2014 publication of events that couldn't save GEJ in 2015, paid e-warriors dey vomit....See stupidity....fooling all wailers

Nikita1:
Yea, that's the spirit. I'm not gonna fight husby, in fact I promise him the happiest home in this world.

But when the need arises for me to fight, i'm not going to nag, shout or scream.
Women have TWO powerful things to win anything. Only the wise I know it and I'm gonna use that to fight him

I know the 2 weapons women have been using for ages; one is food especially if the man hubby can't cook and if he is broke. The other one is turning the children against him...but our forefathers had solutions for these.

It's a deer, it's not rare, very common in most of our forests in Naija.
Whenever anybody kills it in a community either by trapping or gun hunted, it's usually shared by the whole community.

einsteine:
Seun should ban anyone who supports fraudulent schemes like MMM and other ponzi schemes. Can you imagine the shameless way people in this thread are defending something that is so obviously fraudulent? MMM that has caused a lot of people to commit suicide and someone is still having the guts to write words of support.

The OP is absolutely correct. MMM is a scam, like the Kalo Kalo and wonder banks of the 80s and 90s.

Dont be deceived. There is no way to make extraordinary returns in this world without participating in less than legal Ventures.

MMM is a scam.
MMM is a scam.
MMM is a scam.

Be guided.

I have discovered that lots of people on NL are teenagers and overgrown teenagers who were probably wearing diaper when the "Wonder Banks", Plan Well", Ummana Ummana" etc were making waves. Since they are a lazy and ojukokoro generation they won't heed warming or do research to find out what you are talking about, wait till cassala gas and suicide go happen everywhere.