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Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Ayoola Babalola Over Anti-Buhari Articles by DerickCO(m): 10:32pm On Jan 26, 2020 |
Is our Constitution a waste? Only God can help us. |
Education / Re: LASG Feeds 11,811 Pupils, Begins Five-day School Meal Pilot Phase by DerickCO(m): 11:12pm On Jan 21, 2020 |
This is politics language for, "Vote for Sanwo-Olu next three years." 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Blasts Anthony Joshua For Prostrating Before Buhari by DerickCO(m): 5:00am On Jan 20, 2020 |
That was what I was thinking. Why would he do something like that? some people need to go and buy sense from mammy market in barracks here |
Crime / Re: Professor Chikaodinaka Nwankpa Arrested For Spending $185,000 Grant On Strippers by DerickCO(m): 6:52pm On Jan 19, 2020 |
That's how you know when people fake smile
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Religion / Re: My Uncle Runs A Motherless Babies Home, But I Don't Like Its Operation by DerickCO(m): 6:15pm On Jan 19, 2020 |
Sit him down, talk to him about it and make him feel how those poor little children will feel like if they don't get what they need. If he doesn't listen, report his matter to the police and make sure justice is served. |
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Is Down by DerickCO(m): 5:58pm On Jan 19, 2020 |
You guys are all using Whatsapp when there is telegram
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Religion / Re: Why Do Christians Go To Church On Sunday And Not The Sabbath(Saturday) Day by DerickCO(m): 6:52pm On Jan 18, 2020 |
Sheunma:He is not. The only difference between Judaism and Christianity is that they don't believe in Jesus Christ, only in God and they follow the laws of Moses, while we follow the laws of Jesus Christ. |
Religion / Re: Osogbo..cheap New Apartment For Rent by DerickCO(m): 12:42pm On Jan 18, 2020 |
Olaitan198555:Nobody is above mistakes. Also, why did you use sir? You sounded too formal. |
Jokes Etc / Laugh Out Loud! by DerickCO(m): 12:37pm On Jan 18, 2020 |
HUSBAND AND WIFE One day a woman wanted to know how the husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn't want to leave with him anymore. After writing, she put the letter on the table in the bedroom and then hid under the bed. When the husband came back home he saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same paper and then began to sing and dance while changing his clothes. He got his phone, dialed somebody and said, "hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then I will join you. As for the other fool, it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her and has left. I was wrong; really wrong to have married her. I wish I had known you earlier. See you soon honey!". The husband walked out of the room and left. In tears and very upset, the woman got up from under the bed and decided to go and read what the husband wrote on the letter. When she got the letter, it said, "I could see your feet under the bed. I didn't make any phone call. I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly game and prepare me a meal. I love you. Who performed the most expensive joke between them? MONEY MATTER When I came back from school, my father asked me why I was sad. I said I found two thousand naira on a bus I boarded and I shared the money with my eight friends only to discover later that the money was mine. PAPA'S RADIO A 4 year old kid who always watched his father tune his radio asked, "daddy each time you turn on your radio we hear people talking in it. When do they enter inside?" THE FOOLISH GUARD Some robbers attacked a night guard and after thoroughly searching him for money, they could only get hundred naira from his pocket. "Useless man, so na because of this hundred naira you dey shout" said one of the robbers. "No!", Replied the guard. "I think say una won take that N50000 wey my oga put under that table". Quickly the armed robbers rushed to the table, took the money and ran away. "eeh! If to say I know I for no talk." TRIBAL COMPETITION An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were supposed to board a plane but it was remaining only one seat and all three of them wanted to seat there, so it was decided that they should be tied to the plane as it flies; the last person still holding the rope we will be put inside the plane. after sometime the Igbo man looked down to the ground and looked at the Hausa man surprisingly and said, "look at your wife and children, they are burning inside your house. The Hausa man who loved his family left the rope and fell down. The Yoruba man said, "Igbo man, you have sense O!". The Igbo man said, "Thank You, why not clap for me?". The Yoruba man left the rope to clap but fell down. Thanks for reading all these jokes guys. Please like and comment. See you next time. It's me, DerickCO. |
Religion / Re: Why Do Christians Go To Church On Sunday And Not The Sabbath(Saturday) Day by DerickCO(m): 10:52am On Jan 18, 2020 |
Saturday is for the ancient religion Judaism while Sunday is for the new religion Christianity. the Jews practice to Judaism while Jesus brought Christianity to life through the holy Eucharist. I'm speaking in terms of a Catholic |
Religion / Re: Osogbo..cheap New Apartment For Rent by DerickCO(m): 10:48am On Jan 18, 2020 |
How is this related to religion? |
Religion / Re: "Crippled Man Rises & Walks At A Catholic Church In Anambra" - Lady Claims (Pics by DerickCO(m): 10:09am On Jan 18, 2020 |
To God be the glory! Great things he hath done! |
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Kisses President Salva Kiir Mayardit's Feet While Kneeling Down by DerickCO(m): 9:45am On Jan 18, 2020 |
Deceiving black people. Black people are useless!You're useless! |
Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde: Not A Dime Of Oyo Money Will Go To Lagos, They Have No Right by DerickCO(m): 9:30am On Jan 18, 2020 |
Not a dime of Oyo wickedness or stupidity will reach Lagos State. See how they don't even care what he's saying. 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Tanko Yakasai: How Igbo Can Produce A President by DerickCO(m): 6:49am On Jan 18, 2020 |
Chop my money!
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Politics / Re: Father Mbaka Performs Spiritual ‘Cleansing’ In Governor Uzodinma’s Office In Imo by DerickCO(m): 5:35am On Jan 18, 2020 |
If what I'm saying is wrong, Lord have mercy on me. I'm a Catholic in St. Martin De Porres, Agric, Ojo, Lagos. From Lagos I've been hearing of this man. His prayer books really work but his prophecies are always about APC winning one thing or the other. He said Buhari was God-chosen yet I can't see anything new in the country. 1 Like
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Crime / Re: Man Allegedly Throws Girlfriend Off 5th Floor Apartment In Onitsha (Photos) by DerickCO(m): 5:21am On Jan 18, 2020 |
oyedav:I don't know what this means but I just liked your post. Any way, God help us all in this country.
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Politics / Re: LASG Installs 2,000 Okada, Tricycle Restriction Signs On Major Highways, Bridges by DerickCO(m): 5:06am On Jan 18, 2020 |
post=85887583:Which kain? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: LASG Installs 2,000 Okada, Tricycle Restriction Signs On Major Highways, Bridges by DerickCO(m): 5:04am On Jan 18, 2020 |
Like illiterates can read this 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Pope Francis Honours Willie Obiano With Knight Title (photos) by DerickCO(m): 7:02pm On Jan 17, 2020 |
Am I the only one seeing this? |
Politics / Re: Jime: Akume Meets Father Mbaka Ahead Of Supreme Court judgement (Photos) by DerickCO(m): 7:35pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
nijabazaar:I can smell your stinky mouth from here! If you're a Christian, DID JESUS NOT DINE WITH SINNERS. Go and read your Bible! |
Politics / Re: Ihedioha Reacts To Supreme Court Judgment Declaring Uzodinma Winner by DerickCO(m): 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
He should just agree Father Mbaka was right Yesterday this was top news |
Religion / 7 Vices That You Should Not Commit And Their Opposite Virtues by DerickCO(m): 5:07pm On Jan 12, 2020 |
There are 7 capital sins that now Christian should try to commit. They also have opposite virtues that we should endeavour to possess: 1. Pride----------------Humility 2. Anger---------------Meekness 3. Greed---------------Generousity 4. Gluttony-----------Temperance 5. Lust------------------Chastity 6. Envy-----------------Brotherly Love 7. Laziness----------Diligence Please avoid these vices and accept their virtues.ಠ‿ಠ |
Politics / Re: Calabar-Itu Road: Senator Ita Enang Has Indicted President Buhari - Group by DerickCO(m): 4:24pm On Jan 12, 2020 |
It's not like I really care. :-( |
Politics / Re: Calabar-Itu Road: Senator Ita Enang Has Indicted President Buhari - Group by DerickCO(m): 4:22pm On Jan 12, 2020 |
[quote author=NimrodEndOfDays post=85733928][/quote]Your picture is really the truth |
Business / Re: Nigerian Traders' Shops Closed In Ghana As They Cry Out by DerickCO(m): 4:20pm On Jan 12, 2020 |
This is what I hate: Racism ಠ︵ಠ |
Religion / Re: Former Catholic Reverend Sister Weds A Policeman (Photos) by DerickCO(m): 10:38pm On Jan 11, 2020 |
PrinceMajestic:Stop this rubbish! What is wrong with you people? Mind what you type and don't start 'God' with small letter :-( |
Crime / Re: Corper Princess Motunrayo Bolufemi Commits Suicide In Kogi (Suicide Note) by DerickCO(m): 9:56pm On Jan 11, 2020 |
The Bible clearly forbids killing of oneself . Life is really worth living RIP |
Romance / Re: Pre Wedding Photos Of A Nairalander And His Beautiful Nairaland Bride by DerickCO(m): 7:08pm On Jan 11, 2020 |
herzernIsHere:Maybe you're just jealous. |
Travel / Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by DerickCO(m): 7:03pm On Jan 11, 2020 |
Lagos is Center Of All Frustration. Even dogs want to leave this place. My own advice is, if you want to come here, us private jet so that hold up will not catch you. 4 Likes
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Crime / Re: An Officer Rips Man’s Throat Open in Lagos over an argument (Graphic Photos) by DerickCO(m): 7:24pm On Jan 09, 2020 |
Jesus Christ of Nazareth! |
Career / Re: Ugochukwu Obi Elevated As Commander In US Navy (Photos) by DerickCO(m): 7:20pm On Jan 09, 2020 |
People who can go abroad and shape their lives and we are here still making our shaped life shapeless :-{ See, politicians, be warned!
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