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Is our Constitution a waste?
Only God can help us.

This is politics language for, "Vote for Sanwo-Olu next three years."

That was what I was thinking. Why would he do something like that? some people need to go and buy sense from mammy market in barracks here

That's how you know when people fake smile

Sit him down, talk to him about it and make him feel how those poor little children will feel like if they don't get what they need.
If he doesn't listen, report his matter to the police and make sure justice is served.

You guys are all using Whatsapp when there is telegram

Sheunma:
Are u saying that the God of Judaism is different from that of Christianity?

He is not. The only difference between Judaism and Christianity is that they don't believe in Jesus Christ, only in God and they follow the laws of Moses, while we follow the laws of Jesus Christ.

Olaitan198555:
it was a mistake sir

Nobody is above mistakes. Also, why did you use sir? You sounded too formal.

HUSBAND AND WIFE

One day a woman wanted to know how the husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn't want to leave with him anymore. After writing, she put the letter on the table in the bedroom and then hid under the bed. When the husband came back home he saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same paper and then began to sing and dance while changing his clothes. He got his phone, dialed somebody and said, "hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then I will join you. As for the other fool, it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her and has left. I was wrong; really wrong to have married her. I wish I had known you earlier. See you soon honey!". The husband walked out of the room and left. In tears and very upset, the woman got up from under the bed and decided to go and read what the husband wrote on the letter. When she got the letter, it said, "I could see your feet under the bed. I didn't make any phone call. I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly game and prepare me a meal. I love you. Who performed the most expensive joke between them?

MONEY MATTER

When I came back from school, my father asked me why I was sad. I said I found two thousand naira on a bus I boarded and I shared the money with my eight friends only to discover later that the money was mine.

PAPA'S RADIO

A 4 year old kid who always watched his father tune his radio asked, "daddy each time you turn on your radio we hear people talking in it. When do they enter inside?"

THE FOOLISH GUARD

Some robbers attacked a night guard and after thoroughly searching him for money, they could only get hundred naira from his pocket. "Useless man, so na because of this hundred naira you dey shout" said one of the robbers.
"No!", Replied the guard. "I think say una won take that N50000 wey my oga put under that table". Quickly the armed robbers rushed to the table, took the money and ran away. "eeh! If to say I know I for no talk."

TRIBAL COMPETITION

An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were supposed to board a plane but it was remaining only one seat and all three of them wanted to seat there, so it was decided that they should be tied to the plane as it flies; the last person still holding the rope we will be put inside the plane. after sometime the Igbo man looked down to the ground and looked at the Hausa man surprisingly and said, "look at your wife and children, they are burning inside your house. The Hausa man who loved his family left the rope and fell down. The Yoruba man said, "Igbo man, you have sense O!". The Igbo man said, "Thank You, why not clap for me?". The Yoruba man left the rope to clap but fell down.



Thanks for reading all these jokes guys. Please like and comment. See you next time. It's me, DerickCO.

Saturday is for the ancient religion Judaism while Sunday is for the new religion Christianity. the Jews practice to Judaism while Jesus brought Christianity to life through the holy Eucharist. I'm speaking in terms of a Catholic

How is this related to religion?

To God be the glory! Great things he hath done!

Deceiving black people. Black people are useless!

You're useless!

Not a dime of Oyo wickedness or stupidity will reach Lagos State. See how they don't even care what he's saying.

Chop my money!

If what I'm saying is wrong, Lord have mercy on me. I'm a Catholic in St. Martin De Porres, Agric, Ojo, Lagos. From Lagos I've been hearing of this man. His prayer books really work but his prophecies are always about APC winning one thing or the other. He said Buhari was God-chosen yet I can't see anything new in the country.

oyedav:
oluwa wetin Dey transpire?

Oro ile aye yi kofe yemimo o.

I don't know what this means but I just liked your post. Any way, God help us all in this country.

post=85887583:
Good governance. by Sanwo-Olu.

God bless Lagos state.

God bless Nigeria

Which kain?

Like illiterates can read this

Am I the only one seeing this?

nijabazaar:
So this is what Mbaka has been reduced to....a babalawo?

You come to him to get favours.

This is not a True Man of God

A Priest that dines with Politician is just a Hustler. Simple

I can smell your stinky mouth from here!
If you're a Christian, DID JESUS NOT DINE WITH SINNERS. Go and read your Bible!

He should just agree Father Mbaka was right
Yesterday this was top news

There are 7 capital sins that now Christian should try to commit. They also have opposite virtues that we should endeavour to possess:
1. Pride----------------Humility
2. Anger---------------Meekness
3. Greed---------------Generousity
4. Gluttony-----------Temperance
5. Lust------------------Chastity
6. Envy-----------------Brotherly Love
7. Laziness----------Diligence

Please avoid these vices and accept their virtues.ಠ‿ಠ

It's not like I really care. :-(

[quote author=NimrodEndOfDays post=85733928][/quote]Your picture is really the truth

This is what I hate: Racism ಠ︵ಠ

PrinceMajestic:
After realizing Mr god, Mr devil, Mr Satan are fake individuals she opted for a real life fleshy penis shaft of a police officer. Congrats to her. I'm invading the Catholic premises to hunt for these nuns. They re sex starved n they crave for dicks errday, only d priests cannot be fvcking them for free, I'm coming for them I swear on my fathers

Stop this rubbish! What is wrong with you people? Mind what you type and don't start 'God' with small letter :-(

The Bible clearly forbids killing of oneself .
Life is really worth living
RIP

herzernIsHere:
Old people

Maybe you're just jealous.

Lagos is Center Of All Frustration.
Even dogs want to leave this place.
My own advice is, if you want to come here, us private jet so that hold up will not catch you.

Jesus Christ of Nazareth!

People who can go abroad and shape their lives and we are here still making our shaped life shapeless :-{
See, politicians, be warned!