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This glorified jazz man again

AngelicBeing:
Exactly, my Nigeria passport don expire since, but l will try and get it renewed anytime l am coming to Nigeria otherwise when traveling to other countries, l use my second other passport to travel

I will advise you do it where you are than in Nigeria. The process is quicker now.
Nigeria with their wahala. I no fit.

pappilo:
Exactly! Nothing has changed. You still have to visit one useless Innovate website to make payment. Then book an appointment to give your biometrics (again) like you did 5 years ago. Like your finger prints will change. You'd be lucky if the appointment date you get is within the next 5 months.

Gbajue minister!

I wonder what changed.
It's applied online. You pay online. Some extra charges even.
Then book appointment for your biometrics.

What's new here.

But I can say that these days, you receive your new passport in the shortest possible time

It has always been applied from the comfort of people's homes. But you have to book and go for capturing.

What's new. I don't understand

It did not come to the 5th position not to talk of 1st.
Makers of gino and pomo tomatoes make 40thousand tonnes a day and no noise.

These guys love to lie easily.
Who are they trying to impress?

How far with the failed dangote tomatoes?

Tomatoe companies will never last in Nigeria because they don't have the base which is tomatoes. Simple.
What happened to others will happen to this one.

Mindlog:
Calm down, MANNA twerked to SAI BABA for 8 solid years that someone more productive in life used to get a Bsc (3-4yrs), Msc.(Iyr) and PhD(3yrs).....so you are still at the Kindergarten level of sycophancy!

Gosh.
Your mouth is razor blade

DRKRIZ:
Take it or leave it....This is No mistake, America is seriously preparing for war..World war 3 is looming.... billionaire are building bunkers to shield them from atom bomb and can sustain them for a long period under the ground....All the crashes you are seeing, it's training....Those guys are training day and night for the war that is coming...

So we all should stop living because world war 3 is looming?

Are you alright?

Acidosis:
Wait wait? All these propaganda because of the increased Treasury Bills interest rate of 21%, which of course was oversubscribed earlier this week?

Treasury Bills is why we are writing this??

The government is literally saying "come oh, lend us (not invest) your money. At the end of 12 months, we will pay you back with 20% interest of whatever you borrow us (which is the essence of treasury Bills)."

Is this is the main reason for this propaganda?? Treasury Bills?? Jesus Christ of Nazareth. !!! If Treasury Bills subscription is the main reason we are paying people for PR, then.....

You think foreign media do not collect bribe?
Dey dia

cococandy:
That’s exactly what it is.

Even people I know who would have never asked for anything in the past due to having very comfortable jobs, didn’t have a choice but to reach out. And you can tell it was difficult for them to ask for help seeing as they’re used to being self sufficient providers prior to all this nonsense

It is very very bad now. Everybody is groaning

They should disband that efcc.
Waste of public fund.

nairalanda1:
Yes, and the poor too

And they all wouild complain of poor service.

Where will poor man see money to pay Nepa staff or good electrician to bypass meter for him or you thing its not expensive doing that.
I have even seen a pastor who byassed. As in a pastor.

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The ones in my family are sweet.
My mum and her twin are still very close.
Then, our twin baby girls are the sweetest and most adorable cupcakes. 😀
You can't just get over them since the day they were born.

Hmm, Maria. Let me believe you o.
The secret competitions and comparisons, then jealousy.
My family is filled with twins, all my friends by default are twins. I am one too. You enjoy it most if it's boy and girl. I hate the comparisons and what it does to their self esteem. They will never tell you but to be openly compared by outsiders with your twin not to talk of relatives will make one want to commit suicide. U wil not understand.

All big men bypass their metres. All politicians in Abuja do that. A known secret.
Nigerians will always be Nigerians

I rather not have any if giving the choice.

If you are a twin or from family of twins especially same sex, you will understand better.
The only cuteness is dressing them up in uniforms.

Very fake.
Social workers do not have the right to throw anybody out in uk.
It's the work of the court if you are the guilty one and also have children under 18 as women are better in taking care of children than men accirding to stat especially immigrants. So children's welfare comes first.

rigarmortis:
It doesn't matter who pays the rent, once there's a problem the man must leave. In this case, the man even pays the rent but he has to leave for the woman. That's the law. The government doesn't care where the man will stay or if he has the means to pay another rent, once there's a separation, the man pays

Who told you that?
Did you read that from uk constitution?
Care to share with us where you read that from or you can copy and paste.

Self appointed judges wey full this place

mariahAngel:
What is going on in Benue?
Will there ever be an end to the incessant killings?

Anywhere you see this kind of killing, look deeper,there is natural resources there.
Politicians and foreign companies has hand in it.
The people are the puppets.

This is a full blown narcissist.
He was hurt that this lady said no to a whole him.
He and emeka ike have the same mentality.

Surprisingly majority of Nigerian men fall under this bracket.
Thanks to skewed family upbringing. They do not know better though there are chances to change the narratives if they choose to.

tishbite43:
Some pay up to 30 milli during harvest time

If you are a maize farmer for example, you pay to cultivate in your land first of all, then pay so they will not use the farm for grazing when it's almost time to sprout corn.
Even at that, unless you know who knows who, it's still not a guarantee that your farm will be left alone.
What they do is when it's half way to maturity, they will sell and at a very big loss. Lots of them ran to Abuja to become keke driver, okada driver artisans name them. You go to the police, they will fine you, you will be beaten for daring. It has been going on for years no but worst since buhari time.

This has been happening in some areas before buhari came to power but they became very bold during buhari tenure and spread out. Security personnel were specifically instructed to look the other way.
Fulani people hold the North for blokos. Muslim North will prefer a fulani oppressing them than allow a northern Christian rule over them.
I don't pity them at all

Angy55:
What killed Sam loco because you are just emphasizing on his body size... At least Sam loco was not fat..

Sam loco was a chronic smoker who suffered from
COPD. COPD makes one very asthmatic which is what was suspected to have killed him. And yes Mr ibu was obese. He was diabetic, he would have loads of respiratory and circulatory problems. It's not just the diabetics that killed him. Diabetes can be managed but he refused to make changes. Still obese till the end in a country like Nigeria and expect miracle.

If you had read and digested what I wrote, you will see where I mentioned that we are killed mostly by what we put in our mouth.

I thought they said naira is gaining ground. Dies this not reflect on everyday living?
Will it reach months before the citizens start feeling the impact.

Not even old.

I am happy nollywood of this generation has evolved so much. Majority of them are health freaks now. Pls, big belle is not sign of good living but lack of self discipline, self control and laziness. That mentality should be reversed mbok.

We no get better hospital. Majority of the sickness we suffer from na wetin we put for our mouth.

Theoarhics:
Charles Soludo's wife is very pretty with her long natural hair. And no make up even at her age.

None is a very beautiful woman.

eepeepook:
Her major problem was mental. Yes, she looks physically good. How is her mental health?

Always looking for negativity, fault and never appreciative.
You can go and help with the mental health.

crossfm:
Hehehe.

This man is hellbent on giving some people heart attack .

Enemies of good things won't sleep this night because of this news .

Who do you think are enemies of good things?
You know, the rate with which you all spew negativity actually psychologically affects and retards your growth as a person.
You will be naturally prone to outburst of anger without knowing why.

You come to a good thread, your comment is to look for imaginary enemies. Are you not your own enemy. Free yourself so you will live and enjoy life.
Most of you guys here from what you type every day, I can simply see frustrations. But, when the mind is free, even in the place of want and hunger, some prosper legitimately.
That is how icons are born. Not keyboard warriors.
Scarcity and want create innovations and breakthrough. Go and read about this uk we all talk about centuries ago and see how scarcity, war and hunger reshaped them or you think uk just started like this.
That country was one of the worst in the world that fought wars, international, civil, name them that spans for centuries. One after the other.
Women don't even vote in uk before, their system was worst than what we have even had in Nigeria. Look at them now.
Instead of coming here everyday, feeling high you cursed this person or tribe,there are many opportunities among scarcity. Find it my brother and change your life forever.


I have been in this forum for so long, I hardly fight or go tribalistic, I have seen life and you wouldn't want to know who I am so I am talking to you as one who had had life experiences and have seen it all. Nigeria is not dividing, so we better get that in our skull so how do we live in peace.
2 of my friends were yoruba, I am igbo but they are the happiest about peace air deal with uk.
One was like I will land in lagos weekend and back again just like that and you guys are here fighting with empty accounts and nothing on your names.

Feel free to insult. Its allowed.

SpartaOfLagos:
Hard working governor

A product of Labour Party.
God will continue to bless the entire south east states

Shelve this party nonsense and see politicians as individuals first.
Even if he is in apc, pdp, he has a plan. You guys can't see beyond party, can you?

Can this really happen?

Hmm.
Reserve my comment.

Sidon dey look I dey.


Wish we are practising regionalism. The speed with which igboland will jump will pass Usain.

SenecaTheYonger:
Honestly. He doesn’t have high libido. He’s just normal. I always have erection anytime I wake up for sleep, even if it’s afternoon. But doesn’t mean I’m craving sex.

People with high libido can Bleep, minimum of 5 times a day.

Because he has no job except thrusting.

judedwriter:
God did. He created sex for marriage.

But sadly, human beings have perverted sex.

In isreal abi Saudi Arabia or Norway?

Nazgul:
What an achievement. After lavishing his money on women and he hit 40 he shouldn't disturb Nigerians when aliments as a result of his reckless lifestyle comes calling.

Morality justice. Make yours first and spend as you wish. Very bitter post like you have personal beef with him
Go and read up his achievements and background.
Besides he is married with kids and more than 40yrs.

Jennyclay:
I hate Turkey

The taste and price is just too overrated and overhyped.

Literally everyone I tell says something banal like, "You just haven't had it cooked properly!" Bla bla bla.… Chicken is the best.

If I cook with chicken it’s give me this natural lovely delicious chicken flavor taste and aroma but if I cook with Turkey it gives me 0 taste 0 flavor and 0 aroma. Nothing!! Nothing!! Nothing!!

You can only appreciate turkey when you roast it.
I enjoy it best with bitterleave soup