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Crime › Re: Boy Tortured & Starved By His Madam, Eats From A Dustbin (Photos) by descarado: 6:33pm On Jul 31, 2021
A simple solution.
Men, help your wives take care of the home and kids.
House maid will be a thing of the past.
But as long as you continue to boast house work is a woman thing when the two of you are working, things like this will continue to happen.

The worst part is papa ebuka will look the other way when all these are happening.
Some men also join in maltreatment these children.
As for families that give birth like chicken, stories that touch the heart like this will continue.
Some couples might decide not to have any kid and we will destroy them with out mouth.
Education › Re: Parents And School Owners; Stop Abusing Summer Break. by descarado: 12:55pm On Jul 31, 2021
Eagle360:
This is what I'm discussing with my wife, that what is our 3years son going to learn at summer lesson? We should leave the boy to play around but madam refuse.
The thing is parent are so lazy, they can't stand their children wahala grin
Another is work, you can't take your children to work during this holiday, so parent opt for summer lesson.
Depending on the school.
The school my kids go to before don't do summer lessons.
Rather, it's play time for pupils that have working parents.
7am to 6pm. Go with your food as usual, classes organise play time for the kids. Non stop fun. Kids love that.
What I can't do, I will not impose on any kid. There is time for everything.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 11:54am On Jul 31, 2021
Mynd44:
First time.

I didn't realize the vegetable was a lot, pepper too so I used it all to cook a whole pot and it actually smacks
Nigerian soups and stew don't do well on non stick teflon pots. Initially, yes but as time goes on, no.

You can use granite pots( a better non stick alternative) but please stop buying these Teflon pots.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 11:38am On Jul 31, 2021
iomoge2:
Come and join me.
I can sight those feet grin

Used to be my favourite.
Travel › Re: 15 Giant Snails From Nigeria Seized At US Airport (Video) by descarado: 11:23am On Jul 31, 2021
Ishilove:
I wonder how the snails survived the trip.

She is lucky she was not made to pay destruction fees. grin

Imagine someone being charged $700 in destruction fees for importing 5 cartons of Indomie. Those useless customs officers in Atlanta gave her the option of re-exporting the indomie back to Nigeria, or paying the destruction fees.

She quietly abandoned the indomie for them and did not pick their calls again.

Tell me why someone will carry live snails all the way from Nigeria to US?
Why will she import indomie when all types are in African shops and online. Both made in Nigeria and Ghana
There are some risks that are not worth taking.

If that lady don't eat snail, she will not die. Or rather get dry one. That's a better alternative.
Politics › Re: Africa Fail To Prove This Man Wrong: (photo) by descarado: 11:14am On Jul 31, 2021
The problem with Africa is allowing external force to mind control them through religion and ethnicity.
Yeah, religion made an African man redundant.
Religion made us not to harness our different talents.
We never learnt to separate religion and politics.

Religion made some people think they are superior race. White man is in Africa for the gain. And they can do anything to make sure we are repressed and thus overtake them.
They encourage our politicians to loot and bank with them. They use the money to develop themselves further. They produce guns and sell to bokoharam, thus losing the other way but will still sell to govt. Its all money and power to them.
The moment you say no, they will destabilise your govt or topple it and put their puppet. As long as he or she signed some undisclosed documents.
You fund world Bank and imf for them disguised as borrowing, look, the road to freedom is not easy. It will take century for sub saharan Africa to swim out of the ocean it found itself.
Sports › Re: Sanwo-Olu Receives NFF Team Ahead Of Aisha Buhari Football Tournament by descarado: 9:02am On Jul 31, 2021
I remembered when people were singing her praise here. How far?
The easiest people to deceive in Nigeria are Southerners especially my Igbo people.
Highly sentimental and emotional.

We will learn one day.
Celebrities › Re: Onyeka Onwenu: Obi Cubana’s Mother's Burial Was Lavish & Against Igbo Culture by descarado: 6:04pm On Jul 30, 2021
Juliusmalema:
Discuss that with your fellow ipobs and bitter people.
inukwa attended.
You must be a frustrated fellow.
It will get better.
Country hard.
Family › Re: Girl Confesses That Her Mother Gave Her Rat Poison To Put In Her Father's Food by descarado: 6:03pm On Jul 30, 2021
cococandy:
Very weird
Why didn’t she do it herself?
I wonder too.
Mum obviously know his daughter loves him, so why giving her rat poison to put for him?

Whichever one is guilty, at least the man is alive.

Sigh
Family › Re: Girl Confesses That Her Mother Gave Her Rat Poison To Put In Her Father's Food by descarado: 6:00pm On Jul 30, 2021
Your mum knew you ove your dad and gave you rat poison to put in his food?
Okay o.
Until you guys are ready to talk.
Crime › Re: 48-Year-Old Man Arrested For Defiling His 3 Daughters In Anambra (Photo) by descarado: 3:02pm On Jul 30, 2021
Pray the wife will divorce him.
Alcohol ni
Family › Re: Wat Will U Do If Ur Husband Steal Meat In Ur Pot Of Soup? by descarado: 10:26am On Jul 30, 2021
cococandy:
Steal? In his own house too. Wilding
My dear, wetin we no go read here grin

Imagine telling hubby he is stealing meat.

Why will he dip hand inside soup pot if not bad upbringing and poor man mentality.

They should stop creating all these wacko threads that make some foreigners still believe we are from the 16th century when they stumble on them.
Gosh
Politics › Re: Throwback Of Supercop Abba Kyari Arrest Of Evans by descarado: 3:43am On Jul 30, 2021
Nigerians know how to hype. And we love the euphoria that comes with it.
Why is this man called supercop?
Is he acting a drama.

Hope those who gave him that name will also defend him when the time comes.

Praise singers everywhere.
Health › Re: Unemployed Kenyan Medics Cleared To Work In UK by descarado: 3:39am On Jul 30, 2021
Part of the deal for nailing kanu.

Kenya looked at the bigger picture. No emotional sentiment.

Presidency is in uk with uhuru. We know what the table of discussion should be.
Politics › Re: Kperogi: There Was Always Something Suspicious About Abba Kyari by descarado: 8:16pm On Jul 29, 2021
uncleinans:
Yoruba man and Igbo man steal, the Yoruba man come bribe Hausa man to Bleep the Igbo man up.

The Hausa man Bleep the Igbo man up, yawa come ghast the Hausa man come dey deny the Yoruba man.

Story of the three major tribe in Nigeria.

They should just share Nigeria let everyone find their way. Failed country.
kyari is not hausa
Politics › Re: Kperogi: There Was Always Something Suspicious About Abba Kyari by descarado: 8:15pm On Jul 29, 2021
fratermathy:
"transparently dodgy"
A beautiful way to nail the point.
Oxymoron.
Celebrities › Re: Onyeka Onwenu: Obi Cubana’s Mother's Burial Was Lavish & Against Igbo Culture by descarado: 8:06pm On Jul 29, 2021
Juliusmalema:
There is nothing to bless about her. She is just plain ignorant and acting stupid at same time.

If someone from Anambra state is criticizing obi Cubana then we might say ( though we don't pray for such) let's wait for any burial ceremony from such person but coming from someone who is totally ignorant of how burial is conducted here then it is obvious she has to be sorry for herself.

There is nothing like Igbo culture here because the pattern of burial here differs 100% from her side. Let her learn to respect others tradition because let me not believe old age is a sign of weakness.
Onyeka is from arondizougu.
I have attended abiriba burial.
Obi own is moimoi.
There is one circulating on YouTube from abia state. That burial gulped millions and nothing was heard cos the guy isn't an entertainer.

Igbo people celebrate burial especially parents more than wedding, house warming, birthday. They don't even care for birthday.

Birthday celebration is still a borrowed culture we are trying to fit in. Imagine throwing party for my mum's birthday. She will ask if I'm all right cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Onyeka Onwenu: Obi Cubana’s Mother's Burial Was Lavish & Against Igbo Culture by descarado: 7:55pm On Jul 29, 2021
Onyeka is out of tune with igbo culture.
Burial has really evolved in igboland.
It's now a one day event.
Before, burial is on for 21 market days. You know what that means? Merriment for 21 days non stop. Heaven help you if it's a rich family. Na there all villagers will congregate every day. No more cooking in your house especially if it's nwa ada.
Modernity made people start protesting. They keep on narrowing it down till one day. So any madness you want to display, do it under one day.
Sat and Sunday, go church and jet off.

Burial in igbo land is very expensive.
No matter how its narrowed down, people will rather pay fine and bury as they want.
Let this matter die please.

Onyeka, have made children first and then let's see what happens. You are married to yoruba.
It will even be worst combining the two cultures
Politics › Re: If Abba Kyari Was Igbo, He Would Have Been Suspended - Reno Omokri Reacts by descarado: 6:08pm On Jul 29, 2021
Igbo people keep on giving this man media relevance.
Business › Re: Shoprite Trucks Converted To Mobile Stores Following SA Unrest (Pictures) by descarado: 5:16pm On Jul 29, 2021
E concern una?

You guys have heaps of problems and South Africa is not one of them.
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari Speaks On Hushpuppi's Allegations by descarado: 11:31am On Jul 29, 2021
The celebrity cop indeed.
Politics › Re: Oba Oregun's ₦600 Weekly Tax On Shop Owners (Photo) by descarado: 10:55am On Jul 29, 2021
pocohantas:
And buy bleaching cream too. grin
Haaa, how did I forget that one grin
Culture › Re: Emir Of Kano Bayero In His Cadillac V8 314 Custom Phaeton 1931 (Throwback Photo) by descarado: 10:47am On Jul 29, 2021
Wonder how these people go carry north matter for head when north no send them.
After emir, check sultan too.
Jobless fellas.
Politics › Re: Oba Oregun's ₦600 Weekly Tax On Shop Owners (Photo) by descarado: 10:45am On Jul 29, 2021
pocohantas:
It is nothing new. He would be using the money to maintain his numerous wives. undecided
And concubines then owambe. Entourage to London and dubai.
Politics › Re: Oba Oregun's ₦600 Weekly Tax On Shop Owners (Photo) by descarado: 10:43am On Jul 29, 2021
That's what they are very good at. Other states copied them. They can tax unborn babies if care is not taken
Business › Re: Mailafia: Banks Can’t Be Trusted, Will Hoard Dollars by descarado: 10:39am On Jul 29, 2021
Have been asking, why do we have BDC?

Why must we go through them?
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 7:19am On Jul 28, 2021
Prestonn:
Not into wood work, I live in the village wer you're open to a lot of skills.
Village life na the best o.

I naturally don't like the city.

If you live outside naija, you will become master in DIY.
Nigerians don't even try. If not for diasporeans that come out with cooking alternatives etc we will still be stuck preparing dishes our ancestors started with. Our comfort zone is something else. We are not adventurous. And this has affected all facets of our lives. We will rather buy spagetti from the market than prepare spag ourselves or make common bread.

We only know how to buy dry fish but we are blessed with the environment to smoke our dry fish ourselves. When madam is busy being madam that will relegate duties to housegirl and oga will be like ' it's unafrican for a man to enter the kitchen'.
Tor.

And the world has left us behind.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 7:07am On Jul 28, 2021
mariahAngel:
grin grin grin

The owu (hunger) wey dey Naija now no be only humans e dey affect o! Chickens o! Cows o! Rams o!

We’re all in it together! grin
Watched a video clip where goats were eating food from a pot on fire shocked shocked

It's not funny at all. Instead of the idiat to pursue goats, he was busy recording embarassed
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 7:04am On Jul 28, 2021
armyofone:
I like neoguri but I make mine to be very watery and light. I don't drink the soup or base though.
It is better that that Ms. Ramen salt.
Loved it after watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsTXzO-tk8M
Politics › Re: Atiku Visits Governor Wike In Rivers State (Photos) by descarado:
They will call him decentralised fulani man.

Unless pdp want to crumble finally. Flee from anything fulani. They are all the same
Family › Re: Can You Believe She's 50? (pictures) by descarado: 8:37pm On Jul 27, 2021
mariahAngel:
Ya jee chuba ego! grin
He don't know anything.

In Nigeria, money first.
How you dey?
Business › Re: AMCON Takes Over NICON Insurance, Nigeria Reinsurance Corporation by descarado: 8:36pm On Jul 27, 2021
tutudesz:
So many Bank got into trouble because of him.
Tank farm is dead, Telecom company is dead, Newspaper is dead, Hotel is dead, etc
Now, I have to believe in strong juju.
Why is he not yet arrested?

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