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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower (nasims.gov.ng) Portal Has Officially Closed to record updating by DesChyko: 6:53pm On May 12, 2021
Oh.. It was open before�
SportsRe: Phil Foden And Pregnant Rebecca Cooke To Welcome Their Second Child by DesChyko: 2:50pm On May 12, 2021
Sterling dey carry am handicap sha
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Has 34 Goals And 5 Assists by DesChyko: 10:13pm On May 11, 2021
oyatainer:
Great players scores, assist, create, dribble and do others, Ronaldo scores high only in goals but but he fails in others.
Issorait.
Next please.

SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Has 34 Goals And 5 Assists by DesChyko: 10:09pm On May 11, 2021
Luigi02:
Fabio Quagliarella (38 years old) won the highest goal scorer ahead of Cr7 last two seasons, he was far older than him. So friend, there's nothing special about it. Try minusing the tapins and penalty and see if he isn't left with --0.00 goals undecided
You had to go back to last two seasons to prove a point. Why not this season, one wonders? undecided
EducationRe: The Reality Of Educational System In Nigeria. Don't Laugh Alone!! by DesChyko: 9:19pm On May 11, 2021
rex444:
Oh God I left that Igbo speaking poultry called a school ...that uli should not pass for a primary sef... My CMP 101 lecturer then ... Damn
If NYSC taught us anything, it's to tell us that this abysmal level of literacy is quite common place in all nooks and crannies of Nigerian Tertiary institutions.

After listening for days on end to the submissions of fellow platoon members for the daily moral inspiration, I used two nights to prepare one for my platoon and subsequently took charge of preparing the morning inspiration messages for my platoon, lest we disgrace our degrees before others.

I cringe at the courage that'll inspire one who knows she isn't technically gifted at manipulating words to actually write a novel. cry
TravelRe: Lagos To Roll Out 500 Last-mile Buses As Alternatives To Okada by DesChyko: 5:13pm On May 10, 2021
tamdun:
Did u say this rubbish when kano, Anambra, Abuja etc ban okada? Strange faces keep coming into Lagos every day and u expect Lagos govt to do nothing abi
If I said it, how would you have known in the first place?

Counter with sense please.
TravelRe: Lagos To Roll Out 500 Last-mile Buses As Alternatives To Okada by DesChyko: 3:39pm On May 10, 2021
Means of livelihood of many under threat.

Okada is reliable because it bypasses the heavy gridlock and bad roads characterizing Lagos.
EducationRe: Rejoinder Student That Fight Female Lecturer At Afe Babalola by DesChyko: 12:35pm On May 09, 2021
Karleb:
Oga, stop with the misinformation.

You are obviously a school owner.

Private schools are not better than public schools. The only thing with private schools is that they speak English but many of them don't know Jack shit.

Is it not in thesame private schools where students don't fail?

Few private schools are better but in general, most private schools are rubbish.

They encounter these problems you listed more than public schools.
First of all, I'm not a school owner, very petty of you to have assumed that. I hope to be one day though.

1. How many well to-do parents have their kids attending public schools?

2. How many public-school teachers even have their kids attending public schools?

There is a reason the environment used as a sample space for this submission is clearly given. You can disprove me with facts from that area. Ojo LGA is a heavily populated residential area in Lagos State with a number of public schools and a number of private schools.

You can mention any public secondary school there that is free of the ills I clearly listed in the previous post; which abounds in private schools instead.
PoliticsRe: Have Noticed The Sudden Disappearance Of Murderous Fulani Herdsmen In SouthEast? by DesChyko: 11:08am On May 09, 2021
helinues:
I thought ESN was created to secure SE region as a whole? ESN supposed to be engaging with UGM for bringing unrest to SE...
Whatever ESN job description is, it is 100% none of your business.
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho Acquires New Toyota Prado Worth N65m by DesChyko: 10:49am On May 09, 2021
OROSUNBOLB:
You must be one of these numbskulls we often run into almost on a daily basis here ! (tautology) If the OP knew that Igboho had more expensive cars in his garage and could afford them,then tell us the whole essence of that senseless thread or the motive behind it ? Isn't that a trashy nonsense suitable only for the dustbin ? (tautology)

Did Igboho ask the OP to advertise his wealth for all and sundry to see ? You must be dumb if you fail to realise that was a subtle attempt at discrediting Sunday Igboho. And talking about comprehension or lack of it,how could a feather headed dullard like you,with your highly disjointed sentences up there,dare uttered a word in that regard ? You were not even sure of your tenses,olodo !

You won't get a response from me again on this ,kiddo.
What is the essence of details of the private lives of the many celebrities we always read about on Nairaland? What are the motives behind each and every one of them? Or is Sunday Igboho not a celebrity?

How many percent of the news that grace Nairaland were posted with the express permission of the person the news is about?

Stop being clever by half. You failed to comprehend a very short passage, missing the basics because of a deep seated misguided insecurity over what really is no business of yours. Imagine complaining over the life of a celebrity being made popular grin

As for correcting my grammar, permit me to just tell you an obvious truth: You're not mentally equipped enough to do that. Take my post to your most qualified grammar teacher and let him school you on your obvious fails.

You put spaces before punctuation marks and you think you can stand before me? Go back to the basics. grin
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho Acquires New Toyota Prado Worth N65m by DesChyko:
laiperi:
So what point are you trying to make here, that he collected money to buy his first luxury car?
OROSUNBOLB:
Look at this one,do you think Igboho is a poor man ? What is N65m to Sunday Igboho ? I laugh at your ignorance Op ! You can't discredit him; Igboho is well loved by an average Yoruba person. "Street" is solidly behind him,anytime and all time. You can call him whatever you like political thug,illiterate etc but he is never a thief or conman.
After reading a post where the OP clearly listed a more expensive car and a collection of luxury vehicles he already owned before this one (even stated that this new one has been ordered since last year), you're still coming for the OP. Point out just one sentence in this entire write-up that attacked Igboho like any of you depicted there?

Comprehension gone to the dogs.
EducationRe: Rejoinder Student That Fight Female Lecturer At Afe Babalola by DesChyko:
macjurek:
This is the pity and sorry state of the Private school products,whom the owners and administrator are concern with only school fees.
Teachers who will correct them and mount their excesses in manner becomes a victim of hatred and sack.

I stand to be corrected, this student in question is a product of the private secondary school and much be expelled as a lesson for others like him.
Before addressing your claim, I'll have you know that your distaste for Private School owners and administrators hasn't gone unnoticed on this forum. You posted this particular information twice already in different threads and you were also attacking private school owners on the thread where a teacher was sacked because he commented wrongly on a student's result

Yes you stand to be corrected and I will correct you. Except you're talking of FGC, no public school here in Lagos is worth its salt. No right thinking parent will enrol his/her ward in a public school if he/she can afford a private school.

Is it the crass way most of the public students act and speak on their way home from school? Or the obvious lack of quality classroom and extracurricular activities in school? Or the over-populated classrooms which nullifies even the interested teachers' meagre efforts? Or the lack of teacher's interest in the essence of their jobs? Or the exploitation of students' for material gains by school authorities? Or the inter-school fights instigated by the boys (rarely girls) of these public schools? My sample space is Ojo LGA of Lagos State.

Where is the discipline there? There is no better breeding ground for an unfit student than public schools. It's no parent's dream to see his/her child there bar financial implications.
HealthRe: He's 24 But Look 54 And Wants To Commit Suicide by DesChyko: 7:02pm On May 08, 2021
Pic or we can't relate.
RomanceRe: If You Were Raped Or You Excaped Rape, Share Your Experience Here by DesChyko: 4:26pm On May 08, 2021
It was by this girl, Nkechi or so. A family friend.
She used to pick me and my younger sister and bring us home from school, drop us off at home, then go to their own house.
That day, she just brought us home as usual. We were initially in the living room. Somehow, we ended up in the bedroom where she locked the door and instructed me to take off my blue pant. I remember lying down on the bed spreadeagle. She mounted me and began to rock. All of that was strange and new to me. I can't even tell if I had a hard-on. But I recall being uncomfortable under her weight.
It continued until my mother pounded on the bedroom door. I think she came in unnoticed but I don't recall being scared or anything. But my mother flogged her twice and told her to leave. Then she beat me too.
Now that I think of it, I still remember wondering what I did wrong. Afterwards, we were lifted to and fro by the school bus.
RomanceRe: See How Naija Girl's Are Presenting Themselves On Instagram For Likes by DesChyko: 4:16pm On May 08, 2021
Small time now, dey will be begging in traditional lingua when their papa and brother vex
PoliticsRe: We Can't Deceive God: Who Did Pastor Adeboye See In Aso Rock? by DesChyko: 3:51pm On May 08, 2021
hollah123:
Just imagine how can a whole tribe b unreasonably stupid,
Kettle calling the pot black.

You take the word of one man to tarnish an entire tribe but you think you are in a position to pass judgement?

Fulani are worse but the Igbos aren't any better.

Says a bigot-filled Afonja. undecided
BusinessRe: How Much Is Engine Oil In Your Area Now? by DesChyko: 3:38pm On May 08, 2021
Use to buy Forte Oil 1Ltr for #900.. Then it became #1000 but it's #1500 now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Roma Vs Manchester United : Europa League (3 - 2) On 6th May 2021 by DesChyko: 11:28pm On May 07, 2021
Ayo2004:
Lol,City has turned Carabao cup to their breakfast
The EPL is fast turning to their birthright and the FA cup will follow suit
By the time City continuously wins it,all you people would rant about is oil money
Let's not forget CL,Super cup and FIFA club world cup
Trophies are coming to the new Manchester Headquarters
Cityzens for life!
Noise bro.
Noise.
What the dog came out to see in the morning and started barking, the sheep has been observing all night without making a sound.
You're not even a football fan long enough to be discussing about overturning Man Utd's legacy.

Stop feeling guilty about the oil money. You were the first person to mention it in this conversation. City aren't the first club to become successful through an oil mogul investment.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Roma Vs Manchester United : Europa League (3 - 2) On 6th May 2021 by DesChyko: 9:34am On May 07, 2021
Ayo2004:
...with the way everything is going,it won't be long before city accomplishes everything Man United has achieved..
Earlier on, you were asking the last decade Man Utd played in a UCL final. It's been 1 decade.
It's almost a decade since Man Utd last won a PL title, yet Man City is yet to equal half their PL title wins alone.
Yet you boldly say 'it won't be long' when you see 1 decade as a long time.

Just so you know sha, you're chasing 66 trophy count. Even Chelsea that started the oil money struggle before you can't make this claim.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Roma Vs Manchester United : Europa League (3 - 2) On 6th May 2021 by DesChyko: 5:23am On May 07, 2021
MrFlavvor:
I sweargrin
Chelsea is not United's mate at all
At all. Everytime United made CL final, they won the league as well. All round quality and no reason to blame Lady Luck.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Roma Vs Manchester United : Europa League (3 - 2) On 6th May 2021 by DesChyko: 5:22am On May 07, 2021
Ayo2004:
Since how many decades ago?
You know how they say it:
If small pikin buy new pant, e go wan dey piss everywhere e go so as to show off.

This UCL final you are celebrating is the same UCL final Man Utd reached 3 times in 4 years.

'How many decades ago' is the same reason Real Madrid is untouchable when it comes to UCL. Go figure how many decades ago they won the first 5 editions.
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S7.. 12k by DesChyko: 7:27pm On May 06, 2021
S7 (not edge) is on sale for as low as #35,000 - #40,000 fairly used.

The screen is about #30k.

Do the maths embarassed
PoliticsRe: Mbaka: Enugu Catholic Bishop, Calistus Onaga Responsible For My Disappearance by DesChyko: 7:09am On May 06, 2021
Simplyleo:
This Fr Mbaka's case clearly depicts the incongruency in the reasoning of a typical ipob.
The fact that ipob are a people that do not have a streamlined way of life nullifies your use of typical there. Imagine people behaving like pre-programmed robots. Be that far from our clans. Every man is and remains a king unto himself.

The only thing the people have in common is Biafra. Get that into your streamlined stereotypic skull.
FamilyRe: Cheated With A Church Girl! I Have Finished Myself, What Do I Do Now? by DesChyko:
You're apologizing too much bros. It's even distracting readers from the crux of the matter.
You cheated is enough information. You want a solution. All these letting us know your state of mind on everything that's happened is just as though you're trying to sound remorseful and it doesn't make much sense. Remorse doesn't matter to anyone but your immediate family.
Looking at the date of this article sha, replying is pointless las las.
PoliticsRe: See The Houses I Saw In A Village In Imo State Today - Photos by DesChyko: 11:39pm On May 03, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
Yes
Wow! So nice to see home view again. Thanks.
PoliticsRe: See The Houses I Saw In A Village In Imo State Today - Photos by DesChyko: 11:32pm On May 03, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
How the Igbos were able to bounce back after the civil war shocked me today. Infact, I doff my hat for this Igbo people .

I accompanied a friend of mine to one of the villages in Mbaise in Imo state today and one of the things that picked my interest were the kind of houses that some you can only see in banana islands in Lagos and Abuja, built in villages of Mbaise in Imo state .

This is an ordinary village and not even the cities of Imo state .

Honestly , E shock me .

See photos below .
The last house looks like a relative's house.
@OP was it taken at Umukpo in Lude Community of Ahiara in Ahiazu-Mbaise?

The similarity is so striking
Christianity EtcRe: He Gave Birth To Albinos Because He Refused To Worship His Family's Deity by DesChyko: 7:22am On May 03, 2021
OluwaLina1:
Im not saying that albinos are abmormal,juat curious to know the reason why the 4children are albino
A scientific explanation is that both parents have recessive albino alleles. But during formation of sperm and egg, only one allele will be present in each sperm and each egg (i.e. dominant and recessive must split).

If the sperm bearing the recessive albino allele in the male parent fertilizes an egg bearing the recessive albino allele in the female parent, voila! Nothing to stop the albino gene from expressing itself in the child.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Interview: Is This The Best Response To "Why Should We Hire You"? by DesChyko: 6:44pm On May 02, 2021
Response: "Because I'm probably the smartest person you gonna have around. I mean you put out an AD for this job vacancy, sat around waiting for me to have this interview. And now you can't even remember why we're here in the first place. Even I don't forget stuffs that easy. Lol"
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Lawani Gifts Her Daughter A Limousine On Her 16th Birthday (Video) by DesChyko: 6:41pm On May 02, 2021
'Gifts her a Limousine ride'

No way she bought a Hummer V for her birthday. WTF for? grin cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Fulham (2 - 0) On 1st May 2021 by DesChyko: 6:06pm On May 01, 2021
Alright.. We have show with our winch.

Go Fulham! Go!!

This is a derby goddamnit! angry

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