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Romance › Re: My Pregnant Wife Is Too Demanding - She Requested For This Last Night !!! by DesChyko: 3:18pm On May 29, 2021
No mind them. Na so during my wife first pregnancy, our bedroom turn to mini store. Fruits o.. Small chops o.. Snacks o.. Nothing wey no dey. I no fit touch anyone and she no gree finish anyone.

Na later I come give myself brain.
Sports › Re: APC Delta Sponsors UCL Finals Free Viewing Centre Tonight (Photo) by DesChyko: 2:44pm On May 29, 2021
He who the gods want to punish, they first make mad. angry
Crime › Re: Story Of Comfort Benjamin, Raped & Murdered In Jos, A Day To Her 16th Birthday by DesChyko: 9:21am On May 29, 2021
cry

Unfortunately, this is fast becoming a criminal norm in this partriachal society of ours.

Rape and subsequent murder.
Phones › Re: Redmi 8 4gb Ram 64gb Rom At Affordable Price by DesChyko: 7:13pm On May 26, 2021
Owo ni koko. Drop price boss make we check whether Whatsapp dey work.
Politics › Re: We Support The Breakaway Of Biafra But We Will Never Be Part Of Biafra. by DesChyko: 8:57pm On May 25, 2021
iamuyiekpen:
did the other states in the old eastern region told you they wanted a referendum? It’s IPOB that’s agitating for a referendum not us. Even if the referendum comes we still don’t want to be part of Biafra. How many times do we have to tell y’all for y’all to get the memo? How difficult could that be?
I don't understand you.
You support Biafra.
You don't support a referendum.

I for like reason this weed.

Politics › Re: Reply To Ndume: North Is Obviously The Parasite. by DesChyko: 6:34am On May 25, 2021
Difrent:
that's about 60% contributions to GDP..
Imagine reading through this thread only to drop this blunder again! TF is wrong with your comprehension??

Will your private cash also count as FG proceeds?
Politics › Re: Reply To Ndume: North Is Obviously The Parasite. by DesChyko:
QuotaSystem:
http://www.financialnigeria.com/nigeria-s-leather-industry-nexim-bank-and-economic-diversification-feature-413.html

https://nairametrics.com/2020/08/07/nigerias-top-10-agricultural-exports-hit-n289-3-billion-as-sesamum-seeds-cocoa-top-list/
I also noticed prawns/fish ranking high on the agricultural produce too. wink

However, I followed your arguments and I noticed the trend you're trying to follow. This argument is based on contribution to the FG purse and the allocation received. Somehow you've managed to avoid that comparison entirely. Perhaps I should use your data to compute that.
Romance › Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by DesChyko: 10:58am On May 23, 2021
I wonder if the screen survive the taps of the hand wey snap these furious shots shocked
Travel › Re: New Drone That Allows Humans Fly Launched (Photos, Video) by DesChyko: 9:37am On May 23, 2021
Lagos hold up, here we come.
Romance › Re: Why Do Female Children Tend To Lose Respect With The Onset Of Breast Development by DesChyko: 7:13am On May 22, 2021
A lot of changes happen at that age including the search for recognition and identity.

It's our duty to help them keep their morals up and about them in these trying times, especially with the kind of environment we live in.

I find it terrifying to raise female kids, given how patriarchal our society is.
Politics › Re: COAS: CDS Mourns, Orders Investigation To Unravel Cause Of Crash by DesChyko: 6:39am On May 22, 2021
kponkedenge:
Really?

I'm a southerner, but I'm just wondering what other southerners would have been saying now if after Buratai left COAS, Buhari replaced him with a southerner, and he died under three months into the job..... A lot of conspiracy theories would have been swirling around.
A lot of conspiracies are swirling around now.
Politics › Re: Lagos Contributed ₦428.98 Billion Into FG IGR In 2020 by DesChyko: 6:54am On May 21, 2021
Olatomiwami:
Which people? Una don come, awon developers, y can't they go and contribute that in their region, where there is not givers, there is no receivers, means Lagos is giving something for that city to receive so much, sentiments apart, Lagos is Mega city.
Lagos had been receiving so much for them to be expected to give so much as well.
History classes are necessary.
Politics › Re: Lagos Contributed ₦428.98 Billion Into FG IGR In 2020 by DesChyko: 6:51am On May 21, 2021
Simplyleo:
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429b is more than double what the combination of Enugu, Anambra, Abia, Ebonyi and Imo contribute in 2 years.
When you add 'indigenes' behind all the states you listed now, your argument becomes tasteless grin
Sports › Re: Iheanacho Is The First Player In PL History To Score On All 7 Days Of The Week by DesChyko: 7:28am On May 19, 2021
obembet:
When this boys were on the streets of Lagos hawking pure water sachets, you did not call Dem out o. Now God has blessed them and you are calling them biafrans. No lemme talk o
Igbo amaka = Biafrans huh or hawking on the streets of Lagos erased them of their roots? undecided
Politics › Re: Pictures Of President Buhari And Geoffrey Onyeama At The African Finance Summit by DesChyko: 6:59am On May 19, 2021
helinues:
Wailing in the morning, wailing in the afternoon, wailing at night, guy you no dey tired of wailing?
People with sense aren't tired of making sense. But I understand this may be unfamiliar grounds to you. If that is the case, don't get lost.
Politics › Re: Seven Reasons The UGM Will Loose This Campaign by DesChyko: 5:47am On May 19, 2021
What is UGM in the first place?
Isn't that a name assigned to them by the likes of me and you?
The fact that they are not known under this acronym as a pre-existing body nullifies all you said about them.
You can't claim to know the aims of a ghost body. I see your continuous use of 'his' and 'he' to describe UGM. You're obviously talking of someone in particular then.

Werey dey disguise grin
Politics › Re: Cost Of Living In UK Compared To Nigeria (Photos) by DesChyko: 8:02pm On May 16, 2021
Nonsense. angry

My friend was working while on a video call with me for about 2 hours. We were actually catching up while he worked.
At that leisurely pace, he already bagged £250 for just today. Note that this isn't part of his income targets for the week. He was just bored at home amd decided to do some hours. This isn't even his dream hustle.
We even spoke about him changing his two vehicles for newer ones soon.

Nonsense. angry

By the way, £250 is #150,000.

Nonsense. angry
Phones › Re: I Have Infinix Hot 7 For Sell Urgently. by DesChyko: 2:40am On May 16, 2021
i926:
You better call that guy & beg him
I swear grin

Can't pay more than 10k for a 1GB/16GB phone myself in this time and age.
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S. Colonial Pipeline Pays N2.043b In Ransom To Hackers by DesChyko: 9:55pm On May 13, 2021
Programmers ooo shocked
Nairaland General › Re: What's The Name Of This Snake I Just Killed? by DesChyko: 4:54pm On May 13, 2021
Chibuike.
Business › Re: 19 Ways To Save Money In Nigeria by DesChyko: 4:54pm On May 13, 2021
Sysdatek:
Copy and paste
undecided
As in.. Nothing wrong with copying articles but at least streamline it to resonate within your audience.
TV/Movies › Re: Mortal Kombat 2021: What's Your Review? by DesChyko: 9:44am On May 13, 2021
I was told it was shit so I had really low expectations but when I saw the movie, I was wowed.

As a fan of the game, I really connected.
Phones › Re: Welcome To Alaba International Market by DesChyko: 2:27am On May 13, 2021
Alaba ain't that bad. Since they have a Union, they've been very co-ordinated. The only thing you need to do is if you're a newbie, make sure you buy from shop owners until you know your way around.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower (nasims.gov.ng) Portal Has Officially Closed to record updating by DesChyko: 6:53pm On May 12, 2021
Oh.. It was open before�
Sports › Re: Phil Foden And Pregnant Rebecca Cooke To Welcome Their Second Child by DesChyko: 2:50pm On May 12, 2021
Sterling dey carry am handicap sha
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Has 34 Goals And 5 Assists by DesChyko: 10:13pm On May 11, 2021
oyatainer:
Great players scores, assist, create, dribble and do others, Ronaldo scores high only in goals but but he fails in others.
Issorait.
Next please.

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Has 34 Goals And 5 Assists by DesChyko: 10:09pm On May 11, 2021
Luigi02:
Fabio Quagliarella (38 years old) won the highest goal scorer ahead of Cr7 last two seasons, he was far older than him. So friend, there's nothing special about it. Try minusing the tapins and penalty and see if he isn't left with --0.00 goals undecided
You had to go back to last two seasons to prove a point. Why not this season, one wonders? undecided
Education › Re: The Reality Of Educational System In Nigeria. Don't Laugh Alone!! by DesChyko: 9:19pm On May 11, 2021
rex444:
Oh God I left that Igbo speaking poultry called a school ...that uli should not pass for a primary sef... My CMP 101 lecturer then ... Damn
If NYSC taught us anything, it's to tell us that this abysmal level of literacy is quite common place in all nooks and crannies of Nigerian Tertiary institutions.

After listening for days on end to the submissions of fellow platoon members for the daily moral inspiration, I used two nights to prepare one for my platoon and subsequently took charge of preparing the morning inspiration messages for my platoon, lest we disgrace our degrees before others.

I cringe at the courage that'll inspire one who knows she isn't technically gifted at manipulating words to actually write a novel. cry
Travel › Re: Lagos To Roll Out 500 Last-mile Buses As Alternatives To Okada by DesChyko: 5:13pm On May 10, 2021
tamdun:
Did u say this rubbish when kano, Anambra, Abuja etc ban okada? Strange faces keep coming into Lagos every day and u expect Lagos govt to do nothing abi
If I said it, how would you have known in the first place?

Counter with sense please.

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