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Politics › Re: COVID 19: Senate Adjourns For Two Weeks As Reps Suspend Plenary Indefinitely by DesChyko: 1:19pm On Mar 24, 2020
So should we fry beans?
All the plenaries you have been holding, who e epp?
Phones › Re: Challenge - Guess What Smartphone Took These Pictures (TECNO CAMON 15) by DesChyko: 7:14pm On Mar 19, 2020
Microsoft HD 3000
Education › Re: See The Response Jamb Gave To A Guy,after Scoring 99% In Both Physics And Chem by DesChyko: 9:12pm On Mar 17, 2020
Fake Information. angry
Autos › Re: Pictures Of Big Generator For Sale At Ikorodu Garage by DesChyko: 9:15pm On Mar 15, 2020
If you're really sure about the Gen size then I will pay you the full 220,000 for just the 'big' tank.

Also hire those three hefty men to name their price and carry it to my place. Drop your details please.
Nairaland General › Re: BREAKING: Loud Explosion Heard Around Festac-Abule Ado, Lagos. by DesChyko: 10:07am On Mar 15, 2020
Heard it too.

Hope it's nothing like the explosion we witnessed over a decade ago in same Lagos lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Uzodinma Recalls 3,500 Civil Servants Sacked By Ihedioha by DesChyko: 9:56am On Mar 14, 2020
Cyberterror:
Ihedinjo was a religious bigot that was the reason for sacking those workers. Go find out, many of them were Catholics.
I should go and find out?
Before it happened, the news was around about the conditions of that happening. The figures were not given but there were talks of cleaning up the process.
The move gained support, because Imo state is riddled with ghost workers and illegal appointments.
The educational sector especially, will testify heavily to this.
NB: I am a Catholic but I refuse to subscribe to religious bias.
Politics › Re: Uzodinma Recalls 3,500 Civil Servants Sacked By Ihedioha by DesChyko: 8:14am On Mar 14, 2020
Cyberterror:
Lie. Ihedinjo weeded out Catholics and non indigenes. Uzodinma has reinstated them.
Nigeria remains divided and intolerant because of people like you who play on religion and tribalism to whip up sentiments.
Politics › Re: Uzodinma Recalls 3,500 Civil Servants Sacked By Ihedioha by DesChyko: 6:55am On Mar 14, 2020
Ihedioha weeded out the non-functioning civil servants who occupy space as workers but only end up showing at work to sign pay vouchers every month end but never present at work every other day of the month.

Guess what?

This fool just reinstated them.

In reality, did he really reinstate anyone or just kicked open drain plugs?
Crime › Re: Female Teacher Arrested For Stealing And Eating Pupils Meals At School by DesChyko: 4:46pm On Mar 10, 2020
Unprofessionalism and hunger.

But..

For a school teaching morals to young kids, they could have handled this better than this public humiliation.
Politics › Re: South African President Appoints Okonjo-iweala Head Economic Advisory Council by DesChyko: 4:28pm On Mar 07, 2020
helinues:
@ bolded , ...
Guess he's in order.

NYSC › Re: NYSC Should Be Scaped Or Corpers Should Be Allowed To Serve In Their States by DesChyko: 9:23am On Mar 07, 2020
The level of insecurity is the major reason for which this idea of yours is top notch.

Otherwise, serving in one's state is unlikely to encourage selflessness, nor foster tolerance amongst the diverse Nigerian culture.
Politics › Re: 200 Akwa Ibom Teachers Sacked From Cross River by DesChyko: 8:57am On Mar 07, 2020
This our diversity thing, It goes beyond civilization. It's almost ingrained in our genes.
Akwa Ibom and Cross River of all people lipsrsealed.
From the alleged reason behind the sack to the refusal of the home state to take up the issue, all reeks of irresponsibility.
Romance › Re: For Guys That Cant Wait To Get Married To An Igbo Girl. [see Pictures] by DesChyko: 1:12pm On Mar 04, 2020
AkpaMgbor:
...since when woman begin collect bride price??
Na that one tire me pass

Romance › Re: For Guys That Cant Wait To Get Married To An Igbo Girl. [see Pictures] by DesChyko: 7:13pm On Mar 03, 2020
1. Fonts are different.
2. Igbo language titles first page, English language titles second page.
3. Folding pattern of both papers don't match.
4. The costs are itemized on the first page, but not on the second page.
5. Naira signs used in first page is absent on the second page.

Now, let's focus well on the second page: The Bride Price is included as part of 'Mother's Items'... Since when did mothers become actively involved in discussing bride price of their daughters??


VERDICT: Your guess is as good as mine.
Romance › Re: I Think My Mother In Law Has Corona Virus So I Have Quarantined Her by DesChyko: 11:10pm On Mar 01, 2020
Well.. Vybz Kartel is the man who makes songs about the vagina so he's never one to take seriously.

I remember that 'Beg U a f*ck' grin
Phones › Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of February by DesChyko: 7:56pm On Mar 01, 2020
Na wa o

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye:10 Cars owned by former senator Dino Melaye /Prices, Picture an Vid by DesChyko: 7:29am On Feb 26, 2020
This thread is stingy with pictures.

Not well done at all.
Politics › Re: Dear Fellow Hausafulanis On Nairaland by DesChyko: 8:51pm On Feb 23, 2020
All of the Hausa Fulanis on this thread are just fair.

From a Negroid country like Nigeria?? This is hilarious.
Romance › Re: End Time” Pastor Tells Congregation To Kiss Random Neighbors During Service by DesChyko: 2:15pm On Feb 22, 2020
This is likely a couples' retreat o
Education › Re: Rare Image Of The Famous Mystery Animal 'baby Bush' by DesChyko: 7:16am On Feb 21, 2020
richesbhc:
Is this not the same Animal that i was made to believe carrys mat anywhere it goes, and if you can fight him and steal the mat from him you are rich forever?
My brother, they finished us with lies, forget cry
Romance › Re: Many Memes For My Redpill Guys. Get In Here. by DesChyko: 12:20pm On Feb 20, 2020
Is Aliko Dangote an alpha male, a beta male or a simp?

Or does none of this matter in the face of relevance in the society? huh

'Relevance/Priority is key'
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boys Killed Dagan Laetitia Naankang, Burnt Her Body - Guardian by DesChyko: 12:10pm On Feb 20, 2020
Plumville:
Culprits have not been apprehended yet and all the details even police strategy to track suspects down with phone are being spilled here. Nigerian police and their quest for unearned accolades!
My brother.
This one weak me.
Family › Re: Husband is disappointed that we are having another girl by DesChyko: 10:25am On Feb 18, 2020
Well.. He is the donor of the X's that made the girls. He is also in possession of the Y's that would make the boys.

Please let him embrace his handwork.
Politics › Re: Amotekun ‘Commander’ Storms Ekiti Assembly In Combat Regalia (Photos) by DesChyko: 10:12am On Feb 18, 2020
Kemz77:
They will be shouting Amotekun, posting Tiger face up and down online, disturbing everybody as if its one big, giant security outfit, only to see this.
Umu Afonja na ni yi!
Your last line with that meme though grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 17th February 2020 by DesChyko: 7:25am On Feb 18, 2020
mvem:
I did watch it in super sports 3...Gallagher the retired ref said Maguire was lucky
I also watched it. And I'm pretty sure he didn't allude Maguire should have seen red. The closest he came to that before being badgered by the trio of Scholes, Terry and Hargreaves was saying Maguire should have gotten yellow with emphasis on the fact that the referee on the pitch agrees with VAR, hence the decision not to book Maguire.
If anything, the referee was avoiding to criticize both Taylor and Kavanagh.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 17th February 2020 by DesChyko: 12:18am On Feb 18, 2020
mvem:
.They bring referee come and he also said that should be a red
Nah. The referee didn't say this.
Family › Re: Things I Saw In A Coded Bar/motel, Bothering Me About Marriage! by DesChyko: 8:13pm On Feb 17, 2020
elektra:
That is why I have told you people mentioning Apes, Chickens, Goats and Lions to find one and marry. They make the best wives and mothers for African men.
We'll be here to remind you the day you will embrace the title.
Family › Re: Things I Saw In A Coded Bar/motel, Bothering Me About Marriage! by DesChyko: 2:57pm On Feb 17, 2020
Mstick:
And this is the problem. So you compare a human to an animal?! How many hens have you seen having all her chicks with one cock? How many female goats have you seen having all her babies with same goats? How many lionesses have you seen having all her cubs with same lion?
Words! Words! Words!
A human being is an animal.
The way you see yourself as being special, other animals see themselves as being special.

Oh..and there are animals that have their youngs with a single mate. Examples as easily culled are: Gibbon apes
Wolves
Termites
Coyotes
Barn owls
Beavers
Bald eagles
Golden eagles
Condors
Swans
Brolga cranes
French angel fish
Sandhill cranes
Pigeons
Prions
Red-tailed hawks
Anglerfish
Ospreys
Prairie voles
Black vultures.

That you are ignorant, don't mean it isn't as real.

Family › Re: Things I Saw In A Coded Bar/motel, Bothering Me About Marriage! by DesChyko: 7:39am On Feb 17, 2020
elektra:
The moment you see one man raising his kids you come to open thread.
You men should get used to raising your own bloody kids.
Just some quick question.. How many cocks have you seen raising chicks? Or billy goats have you seen rearing kids? Or Lions have you seen weaning cubs?

Man is very intelligent, so intelligent that he begins to turn things upside down just for the sake of doing that.

But you know how they say in Igbo land, 'Aruruala gbaa afo, o buru zie omenala'. Be fashionable all you want, use the best gadgets as you like, you, like all others like you, remain animals subject to nature.
Travel › Re: The Amount Of Sand Removed From Gutter In Akwa Ibom by DesChyko: 7:52am On Feb 15, 2020
Na wah. The sand come plenty pass the volume of the gutter channel sef cry

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