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Family › Re: This Dad Is Asking... by DesChyko: 8:22am On Nov 13, 2014
West African Dwarf Goat.

Even if you're not the one, why didn't you stipulate it there?

Scoring cheap points under another person's life.

#mimics#.. I've had to sack my driver because I saw the way his eyes followed her bum when she walked, it irritated me..

angryangryangryangryangryangryangryangry

He/Him not I/me
Romance › Re: Pls I Need Ur Help by DesChyko: 8:13am On Nov 13, 2014
Otuocha!

Was it that she was giving him a hand job and he came on her vulva?

Damn.. I wonder if you'll even understand thatangry
Romance › Re: Breaking A Girl Virginity, Do The Guy Has The Upper Hand Or The Girl? by DesChyko: 8:03am On Nov 13, 2014
Now, dude, I think you're looking on the wrong side of this issue.
First, it isn't all virgins that have their hymen intact.
Secondly, it isn't all of them that bleed that are virgins. Some may have had sex with someone with little experience or small pen*s before, hence, the intact or partially ruptured hymen.
Finally, of what use is the upperhand/lowerhand segregation to the survival of a proper relationship??
A proper relationship in love is full of sacrifices, tolerance and discipline as well. None of these permits both of you to begin to weigh who's benefitting from who..or who having the advantage over whom.
It's a question of: "Do I want this relationship at all?" and "Will I miss this relationship if it ends?".. Whatever answers you get will determine the direction it will go.
By you, I mean both partners.
If it means much to you, go after her and shun all pride and prior beliefs.
It may not end in your favour but you will pick up one or two lessons along the way. What's more, every break-up brings you a step closer to the one you are destined to be with.
Ciao!
Politics › Re: 2015: Court Fixes December 1, For Jonathan’s Eligibility Case by DesChyko: 7:48am On Nov 13, 2014
freshness2020:
Why ♈όϋ D̶̲̅ε̲̣y carry Nairaland for head!
Nwata nyega gi nsogbu.
Zuzuru gi puo ka okenye kpa nkata.
Politics › Re: 2015: Court Fixes December 1, For Jonathan’s Eligibility Case by DesChyko: 7:46am On Nov 13, 2014
Peter Obi's court case should have taught these guys a lesson.
Why challenging what you can't defeat?
Although, this may be another ploy to gain newspaper frontpages.
Politics › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah, TAN Officials Held Hostage For Non-payment Of Hired Supporters! by DesChyko: 5:59am On Nov 12, 2014
This is either another political malfeasance or an attack by the opposition.. Choose one.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Jewish Holocaust Hoax(did Six Million Jews Actually Die?) by DesChyko: 5:54am On Nov 12, 2014
You're discrediting a popular belief in a site populatd with people from different walks of life with varying degrees of compehension and assimilation of facts.
You deemed it fit to open a thread to air your opinion, but cared not to back it up with facts and reasons.
In a nutshell, you just posted hearsay from the innermost core of your mind and expect we (magicians?) to reach deep within to excise it??
My friend, go and do your homework, and stop airing baseless opinions.

#SUBJECT TO EDIT#
Sports › Re: NCAA Rules Made Me Reject $7000bonus - Courtney Dike by DesChyko: 5:40am On Nov 12, 2014
NCAA tried with that rule.
With this move, they're instilling patriotism and love for sport in the students, not to forget the discipline as well.
Knowing they're in it for nothing, they still give their best (as in Dike's case).
In my opinion, Nigeria should take one step further and liase with them.
All Nigerians, especially the young ones, should attend courses in an NCAA-esque institution where they can be given lessons on patriotism.
This 'wanting-gain-all-the-time' mentality is the reason greed is driving our country to the pits of hell in all quarters.
Phones › Re: SLOT Ikeja Mall And Useless POS Device by DesChyko: 5:32am On Nov 12, 2014
Blame them all!! But first, blame the attendants for not informing you, and the organization as a whole for their lack of co-ordination.. Don't forget to blame those telling you not to blame the 'poor girl'.
Who cares about the banks and service providers?? Hell, We use our cards and mobile phones without hassles!
Crime › Re: Anambra Crime: Student Kills Senior Prefect by DesChyko: 5:28am On Nov 12, 2014
R.I.P to the dead boy.
That's why parents must strive to make sure that their children are not violence-oriented. That would make sure that even when they are in the right, resorting to fights would be a rare occurence.
One never knows how the devil may choose to manifest himself.
If he had reported the issue, instead of taking laws into his hands, he may still be alive today.
But pride, instigated by the power he wields, and maybe his superior size has resulted to grief in the society.
Car Talk › Re: Mile 2 To Apapa Road Getting Mad Daily! by DesChyko: 5:19am On Nov 12, 2014
Oonebox:
Trying to justify his failurehuh? dude talk something different
Nah.. I have very little interest in politics or issues associated with it.
Sports › Re: Vote For Vincent Enyeama As BBC African Footballer Of The Year 2014 by DesChyko: 11:57am On Nov 11, 2014
Please, let's throw our weight behind this man.
In spite of all his giant strides for club and country, he has never been recognized.
Mikel had the opportunity last time, when he even dwarfed Yaya Toure when they met, but our negligence cost him his crown.
Car Talk › Re: Mile 2 To Apapa Road Getting Mad Daily! by DesChyko: 11:54am On Nov 11, 2014
Lol.. Home sweet home..
Like seriously, anytime I'm heading off to our permanent residence in Lag, it'll be awkward if I don't see these madness on the road.
Fashola tried with his civilization innovations, but Lagos just has to be Lagos.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians- Myles Munroe's Death More Important Than 47 Dead Nigerian Children by DesChyko: 9:23am On Nov 11, 2014
frank317:
I am very sure you are a Christian. I didn't expect anything better from you though. By their fruits we shall know them
Yeah. I'm a Christian. I have no idea who The Munroes are and the stupidity in the North has been going on for a while.
So, what fruits are you talking about exactly?
Clarify yourself before I'm convinced you don't even understand yourself.
Romance › Re: Chinese Man Proposes To Girlfriend With 99 Iphones, She Says NO! by DesChyko: 6:05am On Nov 11, 2014
Is it a must that he bought it?
What if he is a dealer who had it in stock?
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians- Myles Munroe's Death More Important Than 47 Dead Nigerian Children by DesChyko: 6:01am On Nov 11, 2014
I don't get the 'Christians' part in your topic.
But dude, if the Northeners are interested in exterminating their future, kudos to them. As long as they keep it to their region and do not seek to replenish their population with the aid of Southerners.
If Nigerians were sorely affected, it would show in their actions. You do not remind a man whose mother died to cry nah.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Blasts America, Says U.S Has Let Nigeria Down In War Against Boko Haram by DesChyko: 5:56am On Nov 11, 2014
Well, that's what we get for being at the bottom of the pack.. When they shit, it falls on us.
We need to pull together, Nigerians as a whole, pull all our resources and assume our real potential.
Both Boko Haram and other scourges, including U.S. whims would be nothing more than a pesky fly.
Family › Re: A Mother's Note To Her Daughter by DesChyko: 2:38pm On Nov 08, 2014
Stephxoblessed:
lols,Am so sorry dad but i guess there is more love in sharing.Nigeria ladies needs it as much as i do.
Lol.. You got me
Romance › Re: A Thread For Our Brothers In The "Friend-zone" by DesChyko: 11:11am On Nov 08, 2014
Ara friendzone ga-agbaa some people briefly
Romance › Re: What Happens During The Youth Service? by DesChyko: 11:09am On Nov 08, 2014
It's a matter of choice. Simple.
Family › Re: Dead Man Reappears....Takes Pregnant Girlfriend Home After Delivery. by DesChyko: 11:02am On Nov 08, 2014
Ishilove:
I wonder if the children of such a union will be normal.
Yes they are. Although they have big coconut-shaped heads.
Romance › Re: I Get Tired Of People Easily. HELP!! by DesChyko: 8:52am On Nov 08, 2014
SkinnyDude:
like reading intellectual books?
Books, yes.. But not just books.. Arts and skills as well.
People who easily get bored have the initiative to always make a difference. Creativity lies in abundnace within them and their desire to learn new things make them seek new playgrounds always.
But this energy doesn't last forever. That's why it must be used when present.
Romance › Re: Male Or Female Personal Assistant by DesChyko: 7:43am On Nov 08, 2014
FEMALE! angry
Family › Re: Who Will You Make Your Next Of Kin? by DesChyko: 7:42am On Nov 08, 2014
It has to be Chazzyboy mehn.
Romance › Re: Do i Have To Deflower Her To Prove I Love Her?? by DesChyko: 7:39am On Nov 08, 2014
Oga.. Satisfy the urge and forget this long story.
Sex or no sex, what will be will be.
Family › Re: A Mother's Note To Her Daughter by DesChyko: 7:36am On Nov 08, 2014
Steph.. Your mother and I stayed up all night to make this up for you.
And you just exposed it to the world!!
We are not happy.
Family › Re: Dead Man Reappears....Takes Pregnant Girlfriend Home After Delivery. by DesChyko: 7:32am On Nov 08, 2014
Believe it or not, that story up there is true.
It happened in Arondizuogu village. The family's name is Ononikpoakunauba's family.
Forget pictures, spend transport money and go see for yourself.
Romance › Re: Some Girls And There Forming by DesChyko: 7:25am On Nov 08, 2014
philantoxx:
*falls from high tension wire* grin
Na there you dey charge your phone ni??
If you die ehn, your papa go use koboko finish you. angry
Family › Re: Why Females!!? by DesChyko: 7:21am On Nov 08, 2014
I guess that's because more often than not, the male child is snapped up immediately by either of the parties.
But the hypothesis is biased.
Family › Re: Will You Seek Your Spouse`s consent Before Sending Money To Your Parents? by DesChyko: 7:18am On Nov 08, 2014
Well, asking me for money will demand that she gets my approval for the use. But I won't tell when I send money to my family, except if it may cause problems.
Nairaland General › Re: Live Fish Removed From Man’s Intestine by DesChyko: 7:11am On Nov 08, 2014
The fish burrowed into the man and stayed alive in there??
This is miraculous. The story is scanty though.

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