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Funny he could describe the issues as mere whims. For all his position and 'Prof' tag, he still couldn't settle the issues before they went AWOL.

Like a war will break out because of his defection

Great news for my eyes and the producers...
But either you or your source need to work on your writing skills. Had to read this carefully to get the real story.

Wow.. This is so amazing..
All we ask is the strength to really see it all the way through when we need to.

#Sochima tinz.. Hehehe

Rice - osikapa(igbo), shinkafa (hausa)
Scarf - nchafu (igbo), le chifon (french)

Sacked or suspended?

ssultana: Right

Hehehehe..

Did it work then?

State clearly, the region affected.
Not everyone perceives it as being stagnant in their environment. There has been remarkable improvement in ours this year.

ssultana: Wth is desChyko??

Lol.. My patron saint is Louis des Montfort.. Mine is Louis des Chyko, (Chyko is short for Chikezie.)

[quote author=MurphyInc ]I need to know the release year of your macbook system..[/quote]2006

Easy.. Continuity of the family.. The males carry on the family names.

eaglechild: Are you high?
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The fact is that your fickle mind housed the intention to brawl, else his pious statement would have given you an insight to the whole picture.
If such 'maintenance' is continual, when then would the runway be reopened for use?
Teenagers though.

ssultana: Nahh.....havent come across someone I need to be straight with yet

Try it on me

cannonnier: Just create a thread, there will be enough people you will here from.

Lol.. Create wetin?
You want me to die by Nairaland firing squad? Hahaha

cannonnier: ours is especially cheap. A bride can wed for free if she wish. Money is a matter of ability, and whatever is paid goes to the bride's pocket, (it's her's). And ofcourse there is limit(something around 15k maximum). As I said earlier, ABILITY; if the groom wishes he can pay a MILLION.

I'll love an extensive study of how it happens. I have no idea how it goes otherwise.

StealthyMe: The dude was absolutely phenomenal + he had a strong serve.

Pity I didn't get to watch him play.

ssultana: Lol,wait let's see if it works first

Did it work yet?

berem: What she should have used a slipper or shoe to kill,she used a lighter?
Smh

I know say if na you, na broom for one hand, flat slippers for the other hand sure pass..
Make I hear say the spider no R.I.P.

Play play woman

Rather, the exhorbitant demand should be hashed.
But the traditional rites should not be scrapped for any reasons. It's our identity.
Or, would we rather trade this for the traditions of others.
How do muslims wed, by the way?

As you blame the doctors, also blame the government.
A stitch in time saves nine.
If they were not being so busy hoarding money for 2015, perhaps, this would have been over and done with before they begin contemplating a strike.
That is the only language this mule-headed government understands.

For a moment there, I thought you were about to mention Destiny Kids..

Wow.

The lifesavers' lives weren't even safe in the savers' camp.

I just need to replace the screen of my Macbook. Any idea how much it would cost?

There is this guy named Chima. He is the brother to a househelp who assisted my grandparents living in a rural area for almost eight years during my much younger years.
It happened that when I came to fully reside in the East, after the loss of my grandmother, Chima began to come close to me. I couldn't deny him the chance, in appreciation of how his brother toiled for my grandparents.
He had access to food, money and even, room space in the house, since I'm almost always alone.
However, some of his qualities like being a careless talker, irrational actions and practically making reference to my father's wealth anytime I speak of money troubles tripped my patience with him, and eventually, I severed the ties, and kept my distance from him. That was almost three months ago.
There is also this well known homosexual, a palmwine tapper, whose escapades are frowned upon by the entire town. However, I maintain a friendly disposition towards this man, for his innumerable help materially, towards me. Never for once, had he spoken of such in my presence.
Two weeks ago, Chima spoke of a plan to attack him. I told Chima openly that if I get wind of the modus operandi, I will let the man know because he is my friend. Chima said nothing.
The next evening, there was a meeting at the market square for the youths. However, I just came back from work and was very very tired. Also, the youths were being too volatile and boisterous in their arguments or comments in a meeting, so I do not really look forward to such meetings. I stayed behind.
Later that night, my cousin who lives on the same family compound with me came to tell me what transpired at the meeting. He said that the homosexual man was attacked by the youths and his phone seized.
He also said Chima had said the attack is a revenge on the guys that the homosexual had taken advantage of, including me. Chima also said that he had been asking me to confess, but I refused.
As usual, I took my cousin's comments with caution, and went to verify from four other youths who were at the meeting. I eventually found out that even elderly men and women were present at the meeting, and the news of my alleged involvement with the homosexual had spread like wildfire around the market. I was totally devastated.
Each time I passed there, I feel people are looking at me strangely and two men have openly questioned me about it, to which I claimed ignorance.
I will have to change location soon. And as for Chima, I feel really worse, but I won't let my emotions lead my line of action.

Such drainage had better being attended to as soon as possible. For water torrents capable of sweeping kids away, efforts must be made to barricade it.
Thank God one was rescued. May God grant the mother fortitude to bear her loss, Amen.

ssultana: Thanks...this should work

Consultation fee nko?

Well, you must hurt one when you're being blunt.
So, you must either live with being known as unconversational, or you turn completely bad ass by adding a sacarstic edge to your responses..
Subject: Funny Right?
Non-conversational: No it is not.

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Subject: Funny Right
Sacarstic Badass: Surely.. So funny my legs fell asleep.

And remember your smileys.. Go for a face withing the ranges of disappointed and not funny.. Straight eyebrows, half-opened eyes, tight-lipped and no facial expression, whatsoever.

Damn.. And I thought ASUU was being problematic.. *yawns*

I've never met any.. Never had any reason to.. Nairaland doesn't allow for easy private communications with people, so the tendency to sample and hookup is indeed, very low.