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AutosAgents Are Ruining Our Beloved Nl..auto Section by deshclones(op): 5:42pm On May 02, 2012
I thought that there are rules governing this section??then why are most dealers posting car adverts without stating the prices and vin numbers of the said car in questionhuh

please lets not turn this place into the property section.. angry angry angry angry

Moderators please take note........... cool cool cool
PoliticsRe: GEJ Is On A Mission To Destablize Nigeria For Disintegration In 2015 by deshclones(m): 5:09pm On May 02, 2012
london2lasgidi: Don't you think that was the same thing Nigerians said about the xmas bomber? I remember my folks telling me Nigerians love life too much to die.
No doubt naija is at the departure lounge of its existence..but for someone to suggest gej is playing out a script is really scatter yarning...that my friend is my argument... wink wink
RomanceRe: An Open Letter To Jaybee by deshclones(m): 5:05pm On May 02, 2012
acidtalk: You spend your entire life imagining how it looks like, but since I refused to allow you come closeer due to your gayyish and cleptomaniac act, you have just been a pain in my a5s.

Homeboy go and strangle yourself with your d*ic*k. I am sick and tire or you posting on my thread.

Bloody (bastard)son of an exconvict.

^^^^^^^^^^^^
That goot me cracking..lol grin grin grin grin grin



Jaybee=killzzzzz

Thats the sad truth bro..its like appointing a secretary in a village meeting...the post is usually given to the most educated jobless person around... wink wink wink
PoliticsRe: A Coup Plot In The Making In Nigeria by deshclones(m): 4:38pm On May 02, 2012
noblezone: what is "revealing" in what the guy said?

I am most disappointed that a man appointed to such sensitive position would make such a stupid thing.

The killings in the North has been as old as Nigeria! The only difference is the nomencleture of Boko Haram and the introduction of bombs.

There is no end to this: we either accpet Islam so that there will be "peace" or we can stand up right now and defend our heritage.

Its only the uninfomred that will buy the theory of "PDP". PDP is just a name, when the chips are down, we'll discover that Nigerians are what they are, whether PDP, CPC, ACN, Or even UPGA.

As for your prayers for a coup, let it be answered soon. That will be the catalyst we are waiting for, so that we can say RIP to this failed experiment of the whiteman called Nigeria.
sent you a friend request now...your head is definitely filled with undiluted fresh heavenly fitted brains.... wink wink wink
PoliticsRe: GEJ Is On A Mission To Destablize Nigeria For Disintegration In 2015 by deshclones(m): 4:33pm On May 02, 2012
Brixtonyute: I'm a student of CIA's covert operations - and everything unfolding in Nigeria is a chess game. I'm not a conspiracy theorist - but GEJ is definitely working according to the script..

These are his objectives:

- Destabilize Nigeria.

- Loot the treasury blind.

- Secession of Nigerdelta republic - with Ijaws dominating the other minority tribes.

Phase 1: The first phase is about destabilizing the whole Northern Nigeria, and the dead people are the puns in the game..

Phase 2: Loot the treasury dry - they have already started this, and it's only going to continue.

Phase 3: Shift the bombing campaign to the SW - this is going to start later this year, or early next year. Once, chaos starts in the SW - GEJ will declare state of emergency in at least two states in the SW.

Phase 4: Arm the Ijaw miltants - and the taking over of the SS coastal waters by Ijaw militants.

Phase 5: Bombing campaign all over SE - and mass arrest of the troublesome MASSOB members.

Open your third eyes, Nigerians. The script is well planned - and the winner shall take all that's at stake. This is a global uprising - it kicked off in Egypt, and Tunisia. I doubt Nigeria will escape what's about to hit the country. The people behind the whole thing knows what they're doing. It's final showdown between the crumbling Western countries - and third world countries. It's the scramble for resources - and the smaller the country - the easier it's for the people behind it to manipulate.

South American countries have started kicking Europe out of their countries - by nationalizing their biggest corporations. Syria and Iran are still standing firm - but I don't know how long they will last. West Africa is crumbling - and Nigeria is about to crumble, courtesy the chief puppet, GEJ..

Grab your popcorns, and enjoy what's about to happen.

Not Nigerian, but I love Nigerians!
second worst poo i have ever read in my adult life...topped only by the disaster that spews from that scallywag arole odua...you my slave is exhibiting unquantified bullshit in 6D... wink wink wink
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Plans International Airport Project by deshclones(m): 4:30pm On May 02, 2012
olufunmidd: @Mmuo Okija,I found your comment rather. Offensive and degrading to the ladies of the state under discussion. Are you by anyway implying that the ladies are LovePeddler??
go figure..olu-mumu..smh tongue tongue tongue tongue
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Ministry Of Finance In Jalingo, Taraba State by deshclones(m): 12:38pm On Apr 30, 2012
175: It's obvious dey have stepped up dia game. Oh Lord of host hear our prayers of a southern and prosperous Nigeria. Make dem dey dia.
mba nu..lai lai...nothing like southern nigeria...its biafran republic..let the traitor yaribas go find their own country..we are well off without them... wink wink wink
RomanceRe: The Next Nigga That Approaches Me When Am Studying!!!! by deshclones(m): 7:49am On Apr 30, 2012
Skii: [size=13pt]Will you all benchwarmers STFU and give the brother some credit?!

At least he gat the balls to stand up to Killz

Don't know what killz got on all u peeps that y'all keep sucking up to him and his (his palmwine drinking mother included grin )[/size]

dude...nobody is afraid of the killz guy..its a pity we are all working class peeps and hardly have time to reply a dude that spends 22-23hrs on NL...com'mon..its l;ike exchanging words with a woman....she will always win... wink wink wink wink
RomanceRe: The Next Nigga That Approaches Me When Am Studying!!!! by deshclones(m): 7:45am On Apr 30, 2012
dabrake: guy, you goofed. one of the lamest comeback. so unimpressed. next time, aid this kind of lame diss attempt with some good crutches. you fall my hands, my legs and my middle leg
grin grin grin grin the guy no just try bro..as in..i expected the coogar experience..i no even know say na novice for e-fight..very lame comeback..smh
RomanceRe: The Next Nigga That Approaches Me When Am Studying!!!! by deshclones(m): 3:19pm On Apr 29, 2012
acidtalk: I never do the parent thingy. But since you have brought it up then let the GAME BEGIN.

Less I forgot, I heard borth your gay*got father and bit*chy mother both had to donate both their brains for you to be sane. Both so pathetic you moth*erfuc*king lunatic son of a gay and a who*re isn't anywhere near close to being wise.


You just started what you can't continue trust me.
Such a shame you had to bring yourself down to his level....its a big shame...moreover peeps that insult other peep's parents are never do well...check out the killz guy.....you really have to be disciplined and uphold your values.... wink wink wink

@Onila.....person
AutosRe: 2008 Registered Hyundai Tucson For Sale by deshclones(m): 2:56pm On Apr 29, 2012
earthplus: 1.5m
1m..cash on monday..no stories man..
RomanceRe: All Dis Naija Bitches by deshclones(m): 2:37pm On Apr 29, 2012
austushi1: @Idowu: dats too harsh o! U 4 no involve im mama na.
fatosky is frustrated................leave her to vent her anger frustrations somewhere..thanks wink wink wink
EducationRe: Bishop Oyedepo's Landmark University In Pictures by deshclones(m): 6:05pm On Apr 27, 2012
Ozegbe: Oyedepo dont forget Edo, we need one there too.
lol..you have uniben,ekpoma,auchi poly,igbinedion and benson idahosa universities there nah...or na so education dey shack una therehuh
EducationRe: Bishop Oyedepo's Landmark University In Pictures by deshclones(m): 5:58pm On Apr 27, 2012
Aussie: These will be dearer than Covenant University. Strictly for the elites. I still prefer to send my kids to OAU, unilag, UI, uniben, ABU than these glorified sec. Schs.
hell yeah bro...also remember to fortify them from bullets and matchet cuts from all these cultist..immune them from assu strike tooo,jam packed classrooms..etc.........isi-igba angry angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Where Did You Meet You G.F/B.F by deshclones(m): 4:58pm On Apr 27, 2012
Coefficient: Thought you were married; this is a boyfriend/girlfriend thread or your title is just a ruse?
seems you are new here bro....everything about the grandma is a ruse.... grin grin grin




Met my sweetness at one cool pop corn joint back then in school...hmmmmmmmmmh grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Love For Igbo Girls - They're God's Gift to Nigeria (pics) by deshclones(m): 4:55pm On Apr 27, 2012
bittyend: Omalicha Igbo girls, biko.... wink
Abeg leave our beautiful igbo girls...they no wan polygamous stingy Yoruba Yoruba man like you....never...go make do with your fat,lazy and dirty 4days wearing one underwear Yoruba girls.... angry angry angry
FashionRe: MBGN 2012: Pictures Of All Contestants by deshclones(m): 1:20pm On Apr 27, 2012
Princek12: Miss Adamawa looks like a caricature

Miss Akwa Ibom looks like she is being paid to advertise Indonesian hair.

Miss Adamawa is somewhat pretty but her right eye looks so red it could be indicative of some health problems.

Miss Bauchi is alright; she could tone down the weave.

Miss Bayelsa's weave looks so obvious it is as if the Indonesian hair she wore was superimposed on her scalp. Besides, she is one ugly daughter of a gun.

Miss Benue looks like a muppet. Need not say more.

Miss Borno is gorgeous and elegant. I would bang her.

Miss Crossriver looks like she needs some hair implant or some female rogaine because her hairline is seriously receding; sad thing is that she is flaunting her receding hair line.

Miss Delta has pretty skin and is a somewhat pretty chick. I may bang her, but probably if I am drunk.

Miss Ebonyi looks dirty, nasty, and resembles one of those village prostitutes. Whomever chose her to represent Ebonyi needs to be given seven lashes on the back.

Miss Edo is a banger. I can bang her for an entire summer.

Miss Ekiti looks like a Gremlin. Shame on the entire state of Ekiti because it can do better. I have seen some hot Ekiti girls.

Miss Enugu looks like she has potential and could be doctored to standard with the right makeup, nutrition, and style.

Miss Enugu gets a passing grade, but I won't invest too much in her.

Mis Imo has a pretty smile and a chic look. Thumbs up to team Imo.

Miss Kaduna is pretty but lacks photo skills. She has a gorgeous dark complexion and is not trying too hard. I only wish she smiled in the picture. She is definitely a "black and shine" chick or a "dudu ma dan" chick, like they say it in Yoruba land.

Miss Kebbi gets a passing grade, but her too purple lipstick is too conspicuous and takes too much attention away from her other qualities.

Miss Kogi may make use of some female rogaine or hair implant, too. Notwithstanding that issue, she definitely has pretty skin and is not trying to do too much. While she is not a dime piece, I can definitely "fuxx" with her.

I am ambivalent about Miss Kwara. On the one hand, I see a pretty face with lots of potential. On the other hand, I see a girl who is trying too hard. I think she just has a bad picture. Meh, I would pass her to the next round, but she is definitely not a title contender.

Miss Lagos needs to be checked into the nearest clinic and evaluated for jaundice, conjunctivitis, and other health issues. Fashola needs to step in and take immediate action. This is a great embarrassment to the City of Excellence. Eko O ni Baje.

Miss Nassarawa looks like she is cute and all, but her hair is so obvious and fake that it looks like it was sewn on her scalp with a needle and thread and some shoemaker glue. Her picture looks more like an advertisement for Brazilian hair.

Miss Niger looks chic and elegant, but the blood red lipstick is not working for her. She may need a little female rogaine, too, as her hair line is receding.

Miss Ogun is unattractive and wants to mask her ugliness with makeup. She looks more like a clown and should get a job on a circus ring rather do beauty competitions. Judging from her state, I am sure she used ogun (jazz) to make it this far.

Miss Ondo looks elegant. While she is not a dime piece, she at least looks clean, simple, and pure. While looks may be deceiving, she can definitely deceive me into banging to ish out of her behind, especially if her ikebe is monstrous.

Miss Osun looks like she has some potential hiding under all that makeup. Suffice it to say that she is definitely doing more than she needs to do, as in she is painting her face more than she needs to do. Tone down the make up, Misses, for you don't need all that ish on your face.

Miss Oyo is attractive. I can bang her the entire year. Bring it on, lady.

Miss Plateau's hair line is seriously receding and a state of emergency needs to be declared. She also has too much veins popping out of her face, and her weave looks like it was just placed on her head before the photo. She needs a lot of work and, if doctored properly, could be a star. As of the moment, and judging by her picture, she is not there yet.

Miss Rivers has been packaged properly. Even though the natural beauty thing may not be her strongest asset, she definitely knows how to present herself properly. I will give her an A for effort. Her chin is elongated, though. But overall, she definitely knows what it takes to make it in this business.

Miss Taraba has a pretty smile. Awwwww! I kind of like her and would bang the ish out of her, even though I would have to pack all her Indonesian hair to the side.

Miss Yobe definitely is not trying too hard and is by far the chick who has used the least make up. On that matter alone, she deserves a round of applause. She definitely has a pretty complexion and skin, and looks she would be a force to reckon with.
dude you really need a job..so you had time to analyze this trivial issue..nawaoh shocked shocked shocked



Whoever screened miss benue and lagos state and qualified them to compete should be shot...mehn..sezkills is finer than them in all ramification..phew angry angry angry
EducationRe: Bishop Oyedepo: New Kings University Under Construction by deshclones(m): 12:38pm On Apr 26, 2012
[quote author=Jaidey-one]u're stupid. That man is old enough to be your father and he deserves a certain degree of respect even if he's wrong. Btw how many children did he slap? Idi*ot. and wtf do u mean someone that is learning can't impact knowledge on others? That's the dumbest thing i've ever had cos as long as we're living we're learning one thing or the other. It's obvious ur sense of reasoning is crippled. Dumb f*ck[/quote]Ignore the crackhead....he is not balanced bro..cut him some slack...channel your energy to something else..the dude is not worth your insults..thanks wink wink wink

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