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RomanceRe: Come See What hez Seeing Oo! by deshclones(m): 12:49pm On Apr 18, 2012
baggy4luv: your dad is @ panti.ur mum 25 yrs corn roasting xperience 4 moshalai busstop.dnt let your dad know your a product of 1 nite stand ur poor mum had with musiliu.let him serve his term alive
guy u get mouth....leave d chic..i never do am something....abeg..just free am for now....thanks wink wink wink
RomanceRe: Come See What hez Seeing Oo! by deshclones(m): 12:48pm On Apr 18, 2012
dabrake: Is it just me or am I viewing this thread on the front page?
ogbeni..so you are just waking up...by this time?? shocked shocked

you no get work ni grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Is This Really IBB's House? by deshclones(m): 12:39pm On Apr 18, 2012
Beaf: You might need glasses, love.
I said I have been in MKO's house at Opebi and I know more about June 12 than you fake "defenders" and bigots, cos I was among those who carried it out on the streets, while unu de hide under bed.

I still lof you sha. kiss
don't mind the feaking cowards...90% of those shouting june 12 did so from abroad or the comfort of their homes..including the freaking ,jittery NADECO goons....after some myopic f00ls will accuse ojukwu of running away....ojukwu that brought the entire country to a standstill..while tinubu,soyinka etc absconded and left poor gullible abiola to his fate cry cry cry
PoliticsRe: Why Peter Obi Cried Out by deshclones(m): 4:47pm On Apr 17, 2012
ulonnaya21: Recently, in a chat with genuine APGA (very many pretenders to the throne are springing up) Chieftains, His Excellency; Governor Peter Obi of Anambra State berated the Governor of Imo State Rochas Okorocha. Obi’s public outburst stemmed from the selfishness of the Imo State Governor who was the only Governor in the South East who refused to contribute to the central purse during the burial of Late Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu.

We would have ignored the Governor’s outcry but for his substantiating the claim that Rochas does not live the ideals of a core APGA man nor does he reflect those fundamentals in his relationship with his supposed fellow party men nay brother South East Governors. Rochas it is understood subtly fuels the ambers of disunity using dissident members of APGA to either abuse incumbent South East Governors or promote ill feelings. Gov. Obi was particularly bemused by the senseless fraternity between Rochas and Reagan Ufomba, the only APGA candidate cursed by the late Ikemba.

Rochas is in new found alliance with Ochiagha (?) Reagan Ufomba, APGA’s Gubernatorial candidate in the 2011 elections in Abia State. Little is known of Reagan but it would be important to highlight his background and say why we feel he should be placed under strict surveillance by peace – lovers and Igbos in particular who desire the strategic repositioning of the region in Nigerian body politic.

1. Reagan claims to be from Isiala Ngwa in Abia State whereas history of the area records that he actually has Ogoni blood and is therefore Ogoni by both blood and descent.
2. He was dismissed from the Seminary after the sacrilegious and heinous misconduct of impregnating the Catechist’s daughter
3. All his frivolous claims of affluence notwithstanding, he is known to live in a three bedroom flat in Lagos, explainable in the level of insolvency he is experiencing now
4. He is still hugely indebted to Diamond Bank, same reason he approached the Governor of Abia State to help hime offset the debt.
5. He was the only APGA Gubernatorial Candidate in South East who the late Ikemba did not join his campaign trail.
6. Reagan was also the only candidate who was cursed by Ojukwu for grossly violating agreements guiding the use of campaign funds. Ojukwu was irked by Reagan’s shameless act of stealing funds. Till Ojukwu’s death, Reagan had the stigma of a man cursed by the Eze Igbo himself.
7. Rochas is deploying Imo State funds to finance dissident Reagan who he (Rochas) has also used in ensuring that South East Governors are maligned.
8. Reagan wants to rule Abia State by fire and by force come 2015
9. Reagn has been holding series of meetings with Okey Ahaiwe (Kikason), the oil services magnate and Founder of the Ngwa Patriots. He wants Okey to adopt him as the sole Ngwa Candidate come 2015
10. Reagan does not hold anything on trust for too long, otherwise hobnobbing with Rochas would have been enough for him and not flirt with Kikason, in such a desperate manner

OUR OBSERVATIONS

Whereas Rochas is entitled to his mad choice, it is important to remind him that the first cardinal principle of a gentleman is to follow the path of honor and integrity. By fraternizing with a man who constitutes himself into a nuisance, abusing and disrespecting sitting Governors of the South East, Rochas is making the statement that he is part of the problem and not the solution.

We strictly note as follows that:
1. Reagan does not represent the true personality of a Patriot and selfless Igboman
2. The man Ojukwu rejected cannot be allowed to also destabilize the unity existing amongst brother Governors in the South East
3. Ukwa Ngwa should not just deny having anything to do with him, they should practically quarantine Reagan politically as evidence that the area has no accommodation for traitors and charlatans
4. A man who has started prostrating and genuflecting for a boy he is over ten years older than, is sure planning to take us back to dark days of yesteryears where paupers were railroaded to the government house only for them to hand over the State funds to their godfathers
5. “Onye Ukpa, anaghi abu Eze”, meaning that you do not crown a hungry man king else he eats what belongs to the gods

We do not intend to overflog this issue, but humbly submit that those who incense disorder, hate and acrimony do not deserve our respect. We also wish to state that the man who failed to honour Ojukwu while he lived does not deserve our attention. If Reagan Ufomba is the best Ngwa people have, then quality of Igbo leadership is sure at the precipice and obviously doomed.
this is the worst poo i have ever read in my adult life.....

Op is a well know t.a orji man...
PoliticsRe: A Nation Represented By Idiots: Nigerian House Of Reps Summon Hyundai Motors by deshclones(m): 1:11pm On Apr 16, 2012
Tittos: See your method of reasoning....British Airways and Virgin Atlantic are issues raised by the public its concerning the public and not one man..he has a warranty for Christ sake!!!! Or even go to court and not house Of Rep..please reason well..I have a feeling that he is your uncle or a relation.



Uncle my foot..dude is a well known blabber..he is just making noise for noise sake..he doesn't know poo..he is not related to any top shot...not even the special assistant to a Councillor in one remote LGA... he is a perfect definition of O.Y.O..undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Romance Section Dont You Think Killz And Multiple Fights Should Stop by deshclones(m): 5:42pm On Apr 15, 2012
Crown Prince: since you can fall for a albino who only has good vision in the dark...i can bet how cheap a slu.t you actually are.
knockout shocked shocked...easy man..i still get plans for this chic..no use your bad mouth pursue am out of NL....abeg chill make i accomplish my mission..gracias wink wink wink
RomanceRe: Romance Section Dont You Think Killz And Multiple Fights Should Stop by deshclones(m): 5:39pm On Apr 15, 2012
mamalola19: Seriously I am tired of the endless e-fights on nl
If its not killz its sexkillz or ~kill~
If killz knows his way of addressing members is not good,
he should simply stop so we can have peace on nl.

And if members are tired of his insults,
say it now or forever remain silent!
this is not a thread for fighting
its for peace to reign on the romance section
that is now labelled fighting section
it makes us look unserious and unfocus.

I know killz would let ego stand in his way
but maybe an apology to members and turning a new leaf
would restore the once reputation section
i mean most members have left this section
its you and acomplice that brought fighting to nl
All these rifts should come to an end
Gossipying should stop as well
you are indeed despicable..opening a whole thread for this m0r0n...i spit on you..stop giving the serial wankstar unnecessary attention...gosh..you are making him/her(depending on which way he swings this evening) feel important...geeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz angry angry
RomanceRe: Ladies What Was Your Boyfriends Reaction When You Beat Him Up? by deshclones(m): 3:36pm On Apr 15, 2012
onila: I remember when my ex pissed me off

I used the iron part of my diamond belt and hit him on his head and his back up to five times and used my ring on my finger to scratch his face

He didnt lay a hand on me, just left the house and came back a few hours later. this happened years back. I was so angry angry. never done it again. learnt not to allow my anger control my actions undecided
Hell yeah...the same way barack obama is my dad..f00lish end product of that m0r0n sexkills..... grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: A Nation Represented By Idiots: Nigerian House Of Reps Summon Hyundai Motors by deshclones(m): 1:42pm On Apr 15, 2012
merengue: A Nation Represented By Idiots: Nigerian House Of Reps Summon Hyundai Motors Over Faulty N4.1m Car Bought For Rep's Wife-Vanguard
By Favour Nnabugwu

House of Representatives has summoned a Korean Company, makers of Hyundai Motors Nigeria Ltd to appear before the National Assembly for investigative hearing over alleged defective Elegance Jeep sold to Hon Willie Ogbeide, honourable of the 4th assembly.

The house in a letter signed by the chairman, House Committee on Public Petition, Hon Uzo Azubuike invited the company and Ogbeide to appear before the House next week Thursday over the alleged defective jeep sold by the company to Hon Ogbeide.

Hon Azubuike states in the letter, “The House of Representatives at its sitting of Wednesday, 22nd February, 2012 received a petition from you against the managing director, Hyundai Motors Nig Ltd on alleged sale of defective Hyundai Jeep 1 x 35 Elegance GLS OL. To this effect you are invited to an investigative hearing on the matter” Speaking to Vanguard in Abuja Wednesday, Hon Ogbeide narrated that he bought a Hyundai jeep 1 x 35 Elegance GLS 2.0 litre for his wife who resides in Benin from the Korean company’s office at Airport Road, Abuja on October 27, 2011 at N4.1million, recounting that the jeep had within five weeks of purchase developed series of problems ranging from acceleration to air-condition.

According to him, “On October 27th October 2011 I purchased Hyundai jeep for my wife at a cost of N4.1million from Hyundai Motors Nigeria Ltd in Abuja. The car had barely worked for three weeks when it developed problem. It was sent back to the company which said it had repaired the fault and sent to us. About three days, the jeep broke-down in Sapele as my wife was using it to Warri.

The motor company was accordingly informed and it sent its mechanic who eventually took the car to their office in Abuja since it was obvious that the car had factory fault”. He elucidated, “The car had no Wheel spanner when it was delivered to me and that I first complained ,to them.

Then when l drove the car to Benin for my wife, I observed that it has acceleration problem, immediately l called Hyundai office to complain to them, they promised to rectify it since it was still under warranty and before we could solve that, the air-condition had problem for which l also called their office through my lawyer and in less than five weeks”.

“When l got tired of their dripping, I requested that they refund my money to me within seven days. They did not and have not responded and l wrote to House of Reps to save me and other Nigerians from the Korean company” Speaking to Vanguard, the administrative Manager of Hyundai, Mr Ichonye John and the Workshop Manager of the company, Mr Haari Sriohar who attended to Vanguard, both admitted that the jeep was bought from the company but would not comment on the matter as they have replied the House of Representatives upon receiving the summon from the House. “We don’t have anything to say on this.

We have received a letter and we have responded to it. We received instruction from our Lagos office on what to do and that has been done so we cannot say anything further on the issue”.

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shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked :oPlease tell me this is a joke...... shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: Onitsha City Monorail By Globim International by deshclones(m): 1:32pm On Apr 15, 2012
chino11: grin grin grin grin ;. Buhehehehehehehhehehheheh
Dude..am proud to have you as a brother..as in...i owe you a drink anytime i enter east i go beep you..you are just too mouthed...thumbs up man cool cool cool cool cool cool


@odusolja..thought your only problem was tribalism..never knew you topped it up with stupidity and in depth naivety...its obvious you don't know the v.i,ikoyi,lekki-epe axis well..you would have known that igbos own 60% of all the properties in lekki,marwa,agungi,vgc,chevron drive,ajah,crown estate,1004,ozumba,ikoyi down to lakwoe golf estate etc..ND guys own like 33% while yoruba guys from mostly ogun state own the balance of 7%..í stay in graceland estate ajah..you will be amazed with the number of non-indigenes that own property in that estate..we meet during our monthend meetings... i dont expect you to know cause you are not in touch with reality..you are just whining like a kid..face facts bro..soonest we will take over your beloved ogun state...cause i know many igbo businessman that are busy buying hectares of land in that ogun megacity project..we are so on point..just like we did in the okota,isolo,festac,satellite,okoko axis...go figure grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Onitsha City Monorail By Globim International by deshclones(m): 12:14pm On Apr 14, 2012
chino11: Okey nwanne mu kedu? You no enter 9ja for Easter? We had a get together @ Palos Verdes Hotel Awka (strictly for young married like you and me), we hope to meet you with you next. lol

Back to the topic, here is a city built 100% by the Igbos- the city of Onitsha. The monstrous yoroobas will not achieve this feat even in the next 1 billion years.
bia..so i chooro i invite mu okwa yahuh angry angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Engagement Advice Seriously Demanded by deshclones(m): 5:56pm On Apr 13, 2012
Crown Prince: Putting spanner to works...must you pay attention to every details?
Mtcheeeeew...Niggas with disrepect for laid down rules.
shut up that leaking tap u shamelessly call a mouth....you bloody serial liar...

This your story na correct D.O.A....try another gist jor grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Friendly Caricatures Of Nairalanders by deshclones(m): 5:54pm On Apr 13, 2012
9jafreak: [size=16pt]men, this is some brilliant stuff!

You may want to keep them for a Nairaland Exhibition someday

'face off' Seun if you are listening, let the boys and ladies meet once a year for a get-together, light humour and serious plans on how to move the Nation forward through Youth Emancipation and enlightenment!

It's possible!
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nice idea..but the seun dude should invest more on security details for the day cause people go break enough bottles for other people head...me personally go break better dry gin bottle untop sexkillz,ekoile,strangr,alh harem..to mention but a few. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Engagement Advice Seriously Demanded by deshclones(m): 5:04pm On Apr 13, 2012
Crown Prince: This is not a prank but serious life scenerio. I frequent this household and the mother of the house want me to marry her first daughter. She has often joked about it and seriously talk me to it. She has also mentioned it to her husband in a manner the husband gets the drift. Her daughter consequently dont buy the idea of her mum pressuring her into marriage more possibly recommending a man to her. Mum and daughter do have fight over me because of mothers overbearing attitude. The daughter has confided to her mother severally that a man interested in her should approach her personally not recommendation.
Anywhere,because of her mother pressure too,i have instantly developed a feeling for the young lady. most time i visits,she normally carry a straight face as if i dont exist. Now,how do i approach her and convince her that indeed i have feelings for her not because of her mother recommendations. Please,i dread rejection like HIV/AIDS.
Help...no bashing,no derailing,no hating.
N.B. We are from different ethnicity
so you no dey take rokiatu to sheraton againhuh shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: Onitsha City Monorail By Globim International by deshclones(m): 3:36pm On Apr 13, 2012
Eko Ile: Look at these gullible fools. Wetin concern concern anybody with their usual humanitarian assessments and what's their rubbish got to do with anything in the real world?

Apart from the Forbes list, this is another list with Lagos even included and zero mentions of any AGIPA village.















City Life
- Wednesday, June 3[b]
Lagos, the world's fastest-growing megacity







You AGIPA people better fall back and keep accepting your village status. Just because UN dey take you do humanitarians experiment no mean say you dey show for radar.
Lagos 10.6m population..hell yeah....igbos make up 62% of that figure....we own 67% of all the properties in lagos..no wonder your intense and life choking hatred for anything igbos....lol.. grin grin grin

wish another war will break out soon..walahi..we will chase una out of lagos (like igbo folks did to real yoruba folks in okota,isolo,festac,satellite town down to okoko did during the june 1994 wahala)...afterall the town itself na no man's land..lol..we are helping to congest,destroy your natural environment and use your few available resources..when lagos collapses..we go just go east go enjoy fresh air and undefiled natural habitat..while you wallow in self pity..and oh..we are seriously encroaching into ogun state..lol.. grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys Hv U Ever Slapped/beaten A Lady Before? by deshclones(m): 2:03pm On Apr 13, 2012
Crown Prince: @scribble,she mean you are a low life so take a dive...
Goldie,can we have ''good-time'' at[b] sheraton [/b]this weekend?
Which of the sheraton?/definitely the fake annex at alagbole....fake boy grin grin grin

@Op
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..and will definitely do it again and again if situation presents itself... wink wink wink
RomanceRe: If Your Fiancee Or Fiance Becomes Eppileptic?? by deshclones(m): 1:42pm On Apr 13, 2012
dabrake: Many fish brains will dump him/her not knowing that, like vitiligo, it can happen to anybody.
dude do u seriously know what epilepsy is??

o boy wot if the attack starts during Mouth Action...o gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Your NNPC Interview Experience (EH & GT) by deshclones(m): 1:15pm On Apr 13, 2012
babangidbz: Hello my brothers and sisters,i want to genuinely inform this house and elsewhere,that the successful candidates in last NNPC recruitment exercise will VERY VERY SOON be called for their employment letters.I swear to almighty God that this information is true.A very top HR officer of the Towers gave me the good news,as iam one of the applicants.Continue to pray.Thanks.
dude..you lie..big tym....dont ask me how..but your contact lied...there is so much issue going on in the tower..recruitment is the least of it......sorry but its true...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Asking That She Transfer 5.5 Million Dollars To My Acount by deshclones(m): 1:12pm On Apr 13, 2012
chikk: lol, plus 30% share. Hahahahahahaha. O boy! See scoping! Hei! Poverty is not good o.
dude na bigg niggah fool...very naive and greedy..you wan make millions of dollars grin grin grin

poverty bad sha..e no go ever better for those that messed up this country..never
PoliticsRe: Friendly Caricatures Of Nairalanders by deshclones(m): 10:09am On Apr 13, 2012
odumchi: First one na my guy Alj Harem. E be like say he's a new ethnicity every day. cool
so so correct 10/10

dude is worse than a chameleon. cool cool cool
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Sends Out Second Video - "We Will Consume Jonathan In 3 Months" by deshclones(m): 10:01am On Apr 13, 2012
Musiwa: we need a national conference. ecowas has to step in to nigeria case before it get worst, the north will never agree to the satellite pictures, they will never agree. nigeria needs to talk.



whats with you and satellite pictures?? grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Onitsha City Monorail By Globim International by deshclones(m): 7:37am On Apr 13, 2012
Onlytruth: According to the website, Onitsha is the 5th fastest growing city in the world.
This city needs a world class infrastructure to go with its status as an emerging megacity.
This monorail is very welcome, along with a befitting international airport!
cool

We shall get there umunne m! Amen.

One day we will wake up to discover that Igboland is at par with most developed countries.
Otu a ka anyi kwesiri isi na akpa ike! cool cool cool
o boy drum this truth into peter obi's ears..dude is not doing anything to better the lots of our dear state....

Imagine the fifth fastest growing city in the world does not have an airport,good road,functioning gabbage disposal system etc...infact everything is wrong in onitsha...even the air is different once you cross the niger bridge from asaba...i just hate that dude..just gallivanting in abuja while his state rots...pray tell..of what use is he saving money for us when the state is going under??i just tire for the guy. angry angry angry
FamilyRe: How Do I Collect My Money?? by deshclones(m): 5:51pm On Apr 12, 2012
dude wots d latest on this issue..brief d house nah cool cool cool

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