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PoliticsRe: Ex-governor Strip Wife 'n****k' In Front Of Domestic Staffers by deshclones(m): 1:01pm On May 17, 2012
Jenams: dami, u don return lekki2 2million naira? Ole buruku!
dumb f00l...do a little homework before spewing rubbish......its damola1..bleeding Yoruba f00l..calling everybody ole without getting full info
RomanceRe: Admit It If You Were Ever Played In A Relationship. Narate Your Story Here by deshclones(m): 10:52am On May 17, 2012
[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]This is what you should have told your father. . . Anyway, i've heard you. Any other idiotic suggestion?[/color][/quote]i will never stoop to your level..never....i face individuals..not extended family
..will let your insult pass.....like i said...harken to your inner voice..post your miserable resume online..its a whole lot better than exchanging words with everybody on this forum.... wink wink wink wink
RomanceRe: Admit It If You Were Ever Played In A Relationship. Narate Your Story Here by deshclones(m): 6:17pm On May 16, 2012
[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Ok Mumuni. Do you have any other st[i]u[/i]pid and moronic suggestions?[/color][/quote]use your internet time wisely..try posting your miserable S.S.C.E resume online...you never can tell the number of peeps looking for gardeners and laundry guy....you might just be lucky to be snapped by them.
RomanceRe: Admit It If You Were Ever Played In A Relationship. Narate Your Story Here by deshclones(m): 5:29pm On May 16, 2012
Whoever loves this killz guy should please get him a job, no matter how small or degrading the job is...he really needs
it...yellow b.i.atch is growing wild by the day.... attacking and insulting peeps on a minutely basis...venting his
frustrations on innocent forumites... embarassed embarassed embarassed

o boy you are not the only frustrated 35year old nigerian..snap out of your self imposed self pity and redeem your checkered life...geez... sad sad sad
RomanceRe: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by deshclones(m): 3:44pm On May 16, 2012
@OP....lets be clear man....i don't believe your story man but Real men respect the sanctity of their matrimonial homes and dare not bring random chics home..never..whatever happened to hotels and guest houses littered all over the place ??....if your wife were like my present fiance..o boy..i go just dash am the house and relocate because she must get even by inflicting bodily harm on me while am sleeping...she fit pour hot oil for my fresh body..lol....
PoliticsRe: Delta Fuels 6 Generators With N3.6bn In 4 Years by deshclones(m): 3:04pm On May 16, 2012
shocked shocked shocked This is a clear case of what the hell are you gonna do about ithuh??
RomanceRe: Played At His Own Game by deshclones(m): 1:33pm On May 16, 2012
tellwisdom:
Wetin u dey talk?? Are u a sister to chico ejiro?? huh
first tym you made sense man...keep it up


@op...lies upon lies.....this your story is worse than an imagination..it is what we call felicia...which girl will dump her hard earned groom on her wedding day,infront of her entire family and friends?? after all the preparations ..how did she get your roommate's phone number??..i feel like giving you a backhand e-slap...if you must lie..do so in a professional way and quit taking us dont take us as f00ls... angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Jonathan To Open ₦15B SABMiller Brewery Plant In Onitsha by deshclones(m): 11:23am On May 16, 2012
[quote author=PROUD-IGBO]Don't get me wrong, i'm happy for Anambra peeps. But i can't help feeling a bit underwhelmed with the launching of this brewery plant. I'd rather have preferred a plant/industry that engaged in 'proper' production of goods: like Innossons' car assembly plant, or Juhels' pharmacy coy. Don't we already have enough breweries in Nigeria?

If the business plan is to sell to the rest of Nigeria and export to the whole of West Africa, then that would be better. But then again that would depend on how saturated the market is presently, and also depend on Sabmiller having a product that's in high demand. Does anyone know what brands they'll be producing in the factory, and how popular they are?[/quote]dude..nigerians consumed 65b worth of beer last year alone..majority of the beer were produced by NBL and Guinness....don't see anything wrong if this sabmiller partake in the profit emanating from beer sales and consumption..it will generate jobs and IGR for the state..i just pray yellow woman sounding niggah utilizes the money well and not go and lodge in his fidelity bank...only God knows who he is saving the money forhuh...thanks
PoliticsRe: Ibadan In Its Glory by deshclones(m): 7:04am On May 15, 2012
Aigbofa: Absolutely, built at a time when ibos were still living in trees.
you right looser....such a shame that the peeps that supposedly lived on trees are all grown and outsmarted those that lived in houses...go to the east and see clean and modern houses and amenities....just like the case of a rich man's kids and the gate-man's kids that finally surpassed the rich man's kids in every facet of life...live with your unquantifiable hate and misery cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Three Ladies Toasting Me! What Do I Do?? by deshclones(m): 7:50pm On May 11, 2012
[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Haha! Pls don't refer to the idi[i]o[/i]t as an enemy, else, he'll feel important. He's not an enemy. Calling him an enemy is an insult to my enemies, if i even have one. If my enemy is a snake, he is definitely a worm. I don't have time for bullshitting rapscallions of his ilk! He's still playing with his p[i]e[/i]nis though. . . cheesy
[/color][/quote]it still doesn't change the fact that you are a bleeding low life wonkstar...deal with it..mr NL....will quietly ignore the fatty piece of sh..it....she/he is definitely not worth my tym....
RomanceRe: Three Ladies Toasting Me! What Do I Do?? by deshclones(m): 7:08pm On May 11, 2012
[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Ok i've noticed you. . . You can now go and play with your p[i]e[/i]nis. . .[/color][/quote]sorry biatch..you probably mistaken me for one of your silly wonking peeps..am different you lowlife ever insulting f00l.... angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Three Ladies Toasting Me! What Do I Do?? by deshclones(m): 6:42pm On May 11, 2012
[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Tie a 9inch cement block to your neck, and take a happy jump off the 3rd mainland bridge. . . Nonsense![/color][/quote]silly w.h.o.r.e...must you commenthuh? angry angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo, Tinubu can lead Yoruba –Bishop Adebiyi by deshclones(m): 4:53pm On May 11, 2012
[quote author=Mr. Globe]Lol..... I dont know who they will choose to lead them. Ironically those crooks are the best materials they can depend on. Imagine a bishop telling his people to choose between tunubu and obasanjo. This people go kill me oh[/quote]bleeding yaribas would never cease to amaze me.....chai...obj and Tinubu.....guess its a question of choosing between bad and worst...lol grin grin grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: 9 Ways To Make A First Class In The University by deshclones(m): 10:34am On May 11, 2012
Kadata: #7 - Begin Studying For Tests and Exams EARLY

Between academics and your social life, time is not something you will have in ample quantity throughout your stay in University. One cardinal act you should always make time for is studying early for exams. There's nothing worse than leaving all of the studying for the night before an important test or exam. The stress causes you to panic and you won't perform as well as you normally would if you had studied early enough. Studying a little bit during the semester will not only make you better prepared but will also remove most stress you'd have if you leave your studying for the last minute.

Early exam studying allows a student to identify weak spots in their understanding and to prioritize their studying accordingly. Just imagine studying until the early morning of the day of your exam only to find you've completely ignored a section that you have little or no understanding in. Don't let that happen
Don't agree with you on this man....i tend to study better once the exam timetable is out//like 1-2wks b4 d main exam..guess its different strokes for different folks wink wink wink wink
PoliticsRe: What Has Jonathan's Administration Achieved In One Year? by deshclones(m): 5:48pm On May 09, 2012
Kobojunkie: The achievement of the executive arm can be heard only by listening to the legislative arm speak?? ROFLMAO!!
You are way too dumb...you have always show your utter dumbness on every thread you comment on...re-read your comment above and weep for the wasted school fees expended on..chai..can't believe a human being can be this dumb... shocked shocked shocked shocked
FamilyRe: Your Advice! by deshclones(m): 3:05pm On May 08, 2012
yetunde01: @deshclones: WATS UR OWN,YOU CAN ADVISE ME THEN JUST READ AND STOP DISTURBING PEOPLE THAT HAVE GOOD THINGS TO SAY.
SILLY GIRL..come and suck breast nah..shey you need advice..what you need is a whole one month of solitude..then go for HIV test...you might even be infected with the virus..silly pregnant Arrow that f0rks without protection running her mouth at a whole Desh..i don suffer sha..NL... sad sad sad
FamilyRe: Your Advice! by deshclones(m): 2:56pm On May 08, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]If you think i care about what you think, then you are seriously sleeping on OKADA. . .[/color][/quote]i only care about your folks...dude get a life and impress them for once..you really suck big tym..living your entire life on NL...all because of free punny..which sadly you are not getting....try another tactics cause 97% of chics here already know your silly holier than thou game plan..it must surely suck to be you..... cool cool cool cool
FamilyRe: Your Advice! by deshclones(m): 2:46pm On May 08, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]It is when things like this happen, that's when you know the people that truly love you and care for you. . . Young lady, you are still under the law of your parents. You are still 23 and your life and future are head. Don.t ruin it by aborting the baby. Unforeseen occurrences and complications could arise from the abortion. You may lose your womb and worse off, that st[i]u[/i]pid boy you call your boyfriend will leave you for someone else. He's not ready to be a father, but he readily impregnated you. Can you see how much he loves you? Smh. Whether you abort it or not, whether you keep it or not, whether you die as a result of the abortion or not, whether you lose your womb or not, he doesn't care! It's up to you now. But you don't have to face this alone. If you want to eat this cake and have it, i suggest you go meet the people who love you unconditionally. . . Your parents!
Yes. It sounds scary. But then, look on the bright side. They are more experienced, and will know what to do. They will be angry and disappointed at you and your behavior, they may make you miss a school year, they may embarrass you, but they still love you. They will do all this because of the shame and embarrassment + disappointment you have caused them. They will never ask you to abort. They'll ask you to keep the baby. Mind you, how remorseful you are will be called into play. You are on the wrong, so when your parents are scolding you, keep your mouth SHUT! Beg them for forgiveness. Accept responsibility for you mistakes. Their minds will soften and when you have put to bed, you'll have parents that'll help you take care of your baby when you need to finish your education.

You've made a mistake. It can't be undone. Pls don't make another mistake by aborting. That guy asking you to abort doesn't love you and you know it. Ladies should learn from this. Love is not all about the sex and the pleasures of sex. When matters arise that tests that love, what happens? When you are in school, face your studies. That's why you are in school, not to have reckless sex like rabbits do. angry Yetunde, it would even be more embarrassing when you abort and complications arise. Your parents will still come to bail you out. Nothing remains hidden forever. if you think you can hide this from your parents, slap yourself to reality, cos you CAN'T! The best thing to do is TELL THEM before someone else does. This is the most sane advice anyone can give you. If you were my sister, i'd have told you the same!
[/color][/quote]jobles m0r0n..you really have a whole lot of idle time on your hands..imagine a fully healthy guy taking out time to compose this un-ending essay....even went to the extent of beautifying and colouring his texts font size.....get a life you bleeding f00l..geez...NL is not everything...phew angry angry angry
PropertiesRe: Any Nlander About To Park Out by deshclones(m): 2:35pm On May 08, 2012
chucky234: How much for the 2 bedroom at Ipaja? Since its direct from the landlord it might be cheaper,I need cheap mini flat just to fix my sibling up.
hi..i want to sublet my mini flat located in a cool estate in ajah...house is fully tiled,has running water and constant light..rent is going to expire in october dis year...but am selling it with the properties...add me on 25e58a10
PoliticsRe: Andy Uba Declares For 2014 Anambra Gubernatorial Poll by deshclones(m): 2:27pm On May 08, 2012
[quote author=onye_ngbu*]Meenn!
You are such a axehole! Cheii! So even if the guy is from imo its enough reason to insult all imo folks because you are disagreeing with one.

I was going to be engaging you on the catholic issue till i read this nonsense from you. Tufia!

What am i doing here with retards![/quote]see your life..guess your brother's supposed profession has not rubbed off on you.....bleeding idiotic brother of a rev father... angry angry angry

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